This comic cracks me up (and, yes, I know it's mine). Sometimes you just wonder about these things.

Anyone else?

The World's Shortest Tragic Play by umfumdisi 8-03-03

You forgot my pickles.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The Worlds Shortest Tragic Play alt ending by attitudechicka 8-19-03

Dude, youre getting a dill!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

The World's Shortest Tragic Play: Act 3 by jes_lawson 8-19-03

He's on table 4. Roger that.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I don't know art. But I know what I like.

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Poop.

The Playwright Apologizes (and so do I) by kaufman 8-19-03

I'd have written two more acts, but the plot was just getting cucumbersome.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

These are all great. Keep 'em coming!

(I let others bring the funny, cuz I don't have enough of my own to share.)

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This is not my empire.

The World's Shortest Tragic Play: Epilogue by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-03

You're still here? The play ended three hours ago...

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Poop.

YOU ALL RULE!

I haven't laughed that hard in a while--thanks.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I want to make umfum laugh.

The World's Shortest Tragic Play-Revisited by mmyers 8-20-03

Hello, Burger Junction. No, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. *click*

I'll try harder next time.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

How about doing this Whose Line style?

Film and Theatre Styles (1) by kaufman 8-20-03

Western Ah'm looking for the fellow who took a bite out of mah pickle. Horror No, Mr. Smithers, I didn't discard the leftover pickles in the toxic waste dumpster. Why do you ask? Porn So, big boy, you want me to hold the pickle?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Death Of A Fast Food Salesman by Rabid_Weasle 8-20-03

A cucumber is not a piece of fruit!

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Poop.

Oh, look -- a bandwagon!

What's My Motivation Again? by flickguy 8-20-03

I consider myself a philosopher, posing the great question that truly tests the will of mortal man. The one last great question of the attainable, the desirable. Tangible and possible. You want fries with that?

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This is not my empire.

World's Shortest Tragic Play - Outtakes by UnknownEric 8-21-03

You forgot my spackle!

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I has a flavor!

Hmm, deja vu!

Untitled by Chi_The_Cynic 8-16-03

Being and nothingness, the great questions of philosophy... *sigh* Hey, dumbass! Fries with that, sir?

;-)

World's Shortest Tragic Play: The Sequel by umfumdisi 8-21-03

You forgot to put me on his burger.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

quote:

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Hmm, deja vu!

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Hehe it's no problem, flickguy - I now have the pleasure of knowing that my comics take on a new life of their own in your subconscious mind! *evil laugh*

World's Shortest Tragic Play, 3 Months Later by attitudechicka 1-15-04

Seriously, where's my pickles?

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Mediocrity at its most average.