Thanks for giving me an interview, sir! I am glad I have the opportunity to explain what a hard worker I am, and to tell you about my many useful skills...
That's fine, can we start by -
...because I have amazing amounts of relevant work experience. I have been a specialist neurosurgeon, an architect, a NASA test pilot, president of the world...
Okay, that's great but -
...of course, those bastards will never give me any references, since they are being brain-washed by the criminal overlord who wants to ruin me...
I'll close my eyes... I'll count to a hundred... if he's still here, I'll start screaming...
