RAAARRR!!! TOBOR_WILL_CORNHOLE THEM IN THE AIR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THEM ON THE BEACHES!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THEM IN THE STREETS!!! TOBOR WILL NEVER STOP CORNHOLING!!!
*rrrrip!* *squish!*
No! Don't! Argh!
RAAARRR!!! NEVER BEFORE, IN THE FIELD OF HUMAN CONFLICT, HAVE SO MANY BEEN CORNHOLED BY ONE ENORMOUS HYDRAULIC SCHLONG!!!