...and it looks like I'm stuck going out on a date with Jesus tonight.
He's had the hots for me ever since we got set up on a blind date a couple of millennia ago. I was bored out of my skull, but he was instantly and endlessly smitten.
I would never go out with him again in the first place, but knowing how obsessed he is..... Are you even listening to me?
Spoooonful of sugar helps the medicine go dooooown...
