Forgotten Man? I'm Senator Lipservice, and I must say I understand your problem completely. I haven't been in a comic in four years.
Damn, and I thought my life blew.
You're talking to someone who's disappeared for so long he doesn't remember what he used to look like. Now that I'm back, I promise to bring back all the forgotten characters, like you!
Wow. Thanks, Senator. No one's ever done something like that for me.
Well, sir, you've gotten new contracts for Mister Oblivious, Misremembered Platitude Trout, and Descolada. Are we forgetting anyone?