Al Gore, you are one boring, lying, whiny fuck whose party is soon to go the way of the Whigs. Your wife is fat, your children are dumb, your career was a joke, and you drive like an old woman.
Sorry. Had to get that out of the way. This *is* hell you know. So, wanna go grab a few brews?
In the mean time, GW has figured out the presidential microwave...
