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| So, if I stick my finger in your mouth, tickle your uvula, and pull my hand back before you chomp down on my arm, you'll pay me fifty bucks? | |
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| Yes, with the coveat that if you throw hot coffee on my new Pumas to distract me, I will shoot your cat and buttfuck your wife sans condom! | |
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| I'm okay with everything except the sans-condom part. | |
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| It's a non-negotiable, but I assure you I'm virus-free... | |
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| Not after you buttfuck my wife sans condom! | |
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| Then, I'll shoot your wife and buttfuck your cat instead! | |
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