The things people say are wierd. Yesterday someone actually said, "You're killing me with kindness." Think about it. Isn't that a strange concept? How can kindness hurt anyone?
Hey, buddy. Can I bum a cigarette off you?
Sure! All I have is unfiltered crack-laced Malboro Extra-Tars, but help yourself. In fact, here, take the whole pack.
Oh.
If you're hungry, I'd also be happy to share some of my glass-shard and arsenic brownies with you.
