Goats can eat just about anything, but we really like grass. I wasn't following you at all.
This is astroturf! Stop following me around! What does it take to get you to just butt out of my life! You and your little goatie horns can _BUTT_ out!
-~ ~-~ ~- ENORMOUS BUTT! -~ ~-~ ~-
Okay, these "butt" jokes were lame before, but now they're just getting surreal...
"Butt" also means "a backstop (as a mound or bank) for catching missiles shot at a target." Look it up.