They've got everything "kids" these days. Kids' meals. Kids' ticket prices. Even kids' butter. But I've got the next big thing... **ziiiiiip**
Kidz Kondums!® "Hi, Kids! I'm Korkey Kondum! I'm shy; can I hide in your 'special place?' I'm super-lubed for tight fits and help prevent incriminating genetic trails!"
Mere words cannot express my immutable desire never to have seen that.
**ziiiiiip** Just a shame Catholics don't use condoms -- there's an untapped market that I could retire on.
