Staplers took over my life. At first I was doing staplers, or "S" as we used to call it, once a week, then twice a week, then every other day, then every day.
Soon I was robbing Office Max just to get my fix and throwing wild parties every night. S was a madness, a madness I tell you!
*choked up* I lost the woman I loved due to S. And then all the other men and women I loved.