'G' is for the 'GET' in "You'd better GET this straight bitch!!!" Then, after I said that, I would wrap my 'misogynistic manhood' in 80-grit sandpaper and dry-hump your butt crack, again and again.
'H' is for 'HONOR', the most common component of the way I treated you.
'I' is for 'I'. It was always about you...you were so inconsiderate! "I want this... I want that... I'm not comfortable when you do that... I don't know how much longer I can take this..." ad nauseum.
'J' is for 'JOCULAR', which is for the attitude I wanted so desperately for us to share... but couldn't because you always had to be so grim.
'K' is for your insipid and uncute shortening of the term 'oK' in your text messages, where I'd have to drag my cell phone out of it's holder , just to see your stupid one letter response.
'L' was for your failure to 'LAUGH' at my funny jokes, like "What's black & blue and brown all over?"
