Hello, Angry Baby, why haven't you returned my phone calls? Don't you miss me?
Yes, I have missed you, Newport Light Menthol cigarette, but my life is better without you.
Don't say that, after all the good times we've had. Singing karaoke with those whores on New Years, doing coke with Nicky Hilton, three-ways with the Bush twins...
Stop it, talking cigarette man. Those times are over. Now I have to wear a diaper made out of nicotene patches.
How's that working out?
Every time I pee, my dink takes a nice trip to flavor country.
