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FTC 154: But I've got no condom sir!
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iconoclastic
8-20-11
STROKE! STROKE!
STROKE! STROKE!
STROKE! STROKE!
I'm sorry Captain, but due to the unprecedented rise in std's, (at this point in time), I can only stroke myself.
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10/23/14 - CC592: STUPID/SOLUTION--- IDEA
10/22/14 - CC591:Ask for credentials!
09/28/14 - CC589: PLANET WTF- Where the birth of porn went deviant!
06/23/14 - CC582: Be Careful What You Ask For
04/21/14 - CC577: THE PREDESTINATION OF FLIGHT MH370
04/19/14 - Vol. 2... Circumstances of office life--- copy 5
04/19/14 - Vol. 2... Circumstances of office life--- copy 4
04/19/14 - Vol. 2... Circumstances of office life--- copy 3
04/19/14 - Vol. 2... Circumstances of office life--- copy 2
04/19/14 - Vol. 2... Circumstances of office life--- copy 1
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03/30/14 - WW90: World's Worst Gay Pick-Up Lines #3
03/30/14 - WW90: World's Worst Gay Pick-Up Lines #2
03/30/14 - WW90: World's Worst Gay Pick-Up Lines #1
03/14/14 - Playing the field.
02/23/14 - Circumstances of office life--- copy 6
02/23/14 - Circumstances of office life--- copy 5
02/23/14 - Circumstances of office life--- copy 4
02/23/14 - Circumstances of office life--- copy 3
02/23/14 - Circumstances of office life--- copy 2
02/23/14 - Circumstances of office life--- copy 1
02/22/14 - Interactive Comic #4---A Culinary Matter
02/22/14 - Interactive Comic #2---A Sporting Sililoquy (addend-dumbed)
02/22/14 - Interactive Comic #3b---"Burn him up Danno"
02/22/14 - Interactive Comic #3a---"Box him up Danno"
02/22/14 - Interactive Comic #2---A Sporting Sililoquy
02/22/14 - Interactive Comic #1---Puzzling Entertainment.
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02/18/14 - CC572: "Dr. Mengele, please report to der back door!"
02/17/14 - CC572: ACHTUNG!!! AMERIKANER SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
02/12/14 - CC572: From birth to death, Hitler didn't change a lot.
02/08/14 - CLASS APPROPRIATE THOUGHT VOCABULARY (BASED ON REAL LIFE)- 1
02/07/14 - CC572: It sounded fun at first.
01/29/14 - Self Help
01/18/14 - CC548: PLEASE DON'T MONGER THE DEAD
12/30/13 - CC547: New Year... New & Improved Communication!
12/26/13 - Pled Jesus... "Where are the right words?" Parteth the third
12/26/13 - Pled Jesus... "Where are the right words?" Part twoeth
12/26/13 - Pled Jesus... "Where are the right words?" Part oneth
12/25/13 - The Threat of Co-existence, and it's HORRIBLE implications!
12/24/13 - This is REAL CHRISTMAS CHEER! [like brotherhood]
11/22/13 - CAN WORDINESS & ZENLESSNESS EVER FRENCH KISS? OR EVEN PECK?
10/26/13 - FTC168: No on has ever seen beneath a Wizard's robe!
10/24/13 - Re: four_legged_tripod's "You have not..."
10/24/13 - WHITE BLUNDER, BLACK-BOOB THUNDER TURNS PINK WORM UNDER!
10/24/13 - WHITE BLUNDER!
10/21/13 - RCD50: Yumpin Yehosiphat.
10/21/13 - HOMMOM SENSE. #3
10/21/13 - HOMMOM SENSE. #2
10/21/13 - HOMMOM SENSE. #1
10/21/13 - FTC167{REVISED}: TEMPLATE
10/20/13 - CC543: Why we all love the British.
10/20/13 - How NOT to avoid BUTT-RAPE!!!
10/19/13 - Proper 'Plane Crash' Comportment- 5
10/19/13 - Proper 'Plane Crash' Comportment- 4
10/19/13 - Proper 'Plane Crash' Comportment- 3
10/19/13 - Proper 'Plane Crash' Comportment- 2
10/19/13 - Proper 'Plane Crash' Comportment- 1
10/18/13 - An Indian rode him once, so now he's a dream therapist. #3
10/18/13 - An Indian rode him once, so now he's a dream therapist. #2
10/18/13 - An Indian rode him once, so now he's a dream therapist. #1
10/13/13 - WW85: Con Bull & Whore Cow Struttin' Their Stuff!
10/13/13 - WW85: "Eating that would make my Lily a cannibal!" #3
10/13/13 - WW85: "Eating that would make my Lily a cannibal!" #2
10/13/13 - WW85: "Eating that would make my Lily a cannibal!"
10/08/13 - Chen's 'SCHOOL OF LIFE' pt.7 [X-rated Gratuitous follow-up!]
10/08/13 - Chen's 'SCHOOL OF LIFE' pt.6 [X-rated Gratuitous follow-up!]
10/08/13 - Chen's 'SCHOOL OF LIFE' pt.5 [X-rated Gratuitous follow-up!]
10/08/13 - Chen's 'SCHOOL OF LIFE' pt.4 [X-rated Gratuitous follow-up!]
10/08/13 - Chen's 'SCHOOL OF LIFE' pt.3 [X-rated Gratuitous follow-up!]
10/08/13 - Chen's 'SCHOOL OF LIFE' pt.2 [X-rated Gratuitous follow-up!]
10/08/13 - Chen's 'SCHOOL OF LIFE' pt.1
10/08/13 - JESUS DELERIOUS... I
10/03/13 - RomanticallyComedicLayingOutInTheSunNakedGuy
10/03/13 - The woods are scary at night!
09/29/13 - FTC167: TEMPLATE
09/19/13 - FTC166: THE CHURCH OF THE SPICY & SAVORY I-III
09/19/13 - FTC166: THE CHURCH OF THE SPICY & SAVORY I-II
09/19/13 - FTC166: THE CHURCH OF THE SPICY & SAVORY I-I
09/18/13 - HOW KURDS ARE FORMED - Step 1: Finding the right partner
09/18/13 - HOW CURDS ARE FORMED-Steps 1,2,3
08/23/13 - CC541: This ain't what it started out to be.
08/19/13 - FTC165: FUCKING DOCTORS!
08/07/13 - FTC164: IT'S HARD BEIN' A PIRATE!
08/07/13 - Inter-special miscommnunications. #2
08/07/13 - Inter-special miscommnunications.
05/27/13 - Re: 'brycekain's' CC 535: What could go wrong?
05/25/13 - A SIMPLE STORY... of a boy and his girl. #2
05/25/13 - A SIMPLE STORY... of a boy and his girl. #1
05/25/13 - UNKNOWN INTER-PERSONAL OFFICE ISSUES- D
05/25/13 - UNKNOWN INTER-PERSONAL OFFICE ISSUES- C
05/25/13 - UNKNOWN INTER-PERSONAL OFFICE ISSUES- B
05/25/13 - UNKNOWN INTER-PERSONAL OFFICE ISSUES- A
04/25/13 - Beat out by fuckin' Billy! [chapter 5]
04/25/13 - Beat out by fuckin' Billy! [chapter 4]
04/25/13 - Beat out by fuckin' Billy! [chapter 3]
04/24/13 - Beat out by fuckin' Billy! [chapter 2]
04/24/13 - Beat out by fuckin' Billy! [chapter 1]
04/24/13 - MCC #1: "I don't think... therefore I ask stupid questions."
04/24/13 - MCC #1: "Dude... two words"
04/13/13 - Word 'tolerances'.
04/13/13 - FTC 159: A POT DEAL!
03/14/13 - Rooster impersonating ducks bent on prevaricating!
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03/14/13 - Rumor mongering cows.
03/14/13 - Rumor mongering pigs.
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12/04/12 - POO-POOING THE 'BLANK SLATE' THEORY! No.3
12/04/12 - POO-POOING THE 'BLANK SLATE' THEORY! No.2
12/01/12 - POO-POOING THE 'BLANK SLATE' THEORY!
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10/18/12 - !WW82: That's why they call it the 'can'
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09/30/12 - Broken Rubber- 3rd break
09/30/12 - Broken Rubber- 2nd break
09/30/12 - Broken Rubber- 1st break
09/09/12 - CC564: An Average Woman's Day at the Doctor's Office.
09/09/12 - CC564: An Average Woman's Day at the Doctor's Office.
08/31/12 - WW81: TALKING TRASH!!!
08/02/12 - WW79:"I'M YOUR SAVIOR" GAME! Contestant #3
08/02/12 - WW79:"I'M YOUR SAVIOR" GAME! Contestant #2
08/02/12 - WW79:"I'M YOUR SAVIOR" GAME! Contestant #1
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07/04/12 - THE ISSUES BETWEEN CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM-I
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06/17/12 - cc557: UNDERSTANDING MISGUIDED MISSLES
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06/14/12 - cc557:You're In The Army Now! [Hup 3]
06/14/12 - cc557:You're In The Army Now! [Hup 2]
06/14/12 - cc557:You're In The Army Now! [Hup 1]
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05/27/12 - Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! Chapter 6
05/27/12 - Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! Chapter 5
05/27/12 - Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! Chapter 4
05/27/12 - Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! Chapter 3
05/27/12 - Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! ChapteR 2
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05/23/12 - CC 555: Pre-assembled 'Bi-plane' parts.
05/14/12 - Re: 'bigworms' 'JACK THE KICKER'!!!
05/06/12 - CC 554: JUST AN EXAMPLE.
05/02/12 - CC553: IN THE CELLAR
05/02/12 - CC553: IN THE CELLAR
01/06/12 - OPC 62: A singing metronome?
01/04/12 - FTC 157: I'll take a whack at it.
01/04/12 - OPC 62: The issue is black and white!
01/03/12 - FTC 157: Where "drift" meets "grip".
09/30/11 - FTC 155: Aliens will do anything
09/06/11 - CC 485: DNA Defective Guy + LSD = Fundamentalist
08/20/11 - FTC 154: But I've got no condom sir!
08/16/11 - CC 483: R.C.L.- GINGERBREAD & SANTA FARTS
08/14/11 - FTC 154: THE PIRATE SNOB!
08/14/11 - CC 483: Real Farts Don't Ask Questions! (For Humpenstein!)
08/12/11 - CC 483: Farts Are Simple, Let's Keep It That Way!- (2)
08/12/11 - CC 483: If We Screw Now, You Have Another One In 9 Months-2
08/10/11 - CC 483: Farts Are Simple, Let's Keep It That Way!
08/10/11 - CC 483: If We Screw Now, You Have Another One In 9 Months.
05/01/11 - THE DEPARTMENT OF ROYAL STANDARDS-
04/29/11 - CUBICULAR DISTURBANCES!!! [Z]
04/29/11 - CUBICULAR DISTURBANCES!!! [Y]
04/29/11 - CUBICULAR DISTURBANCES!!! [X]
04/29/11 - YOU'RE A PUTZ!!! SO PULL IT!!! [Z]
04/29/11 - YOU'RE A PUTZ!!! SO PULL IT!!! [Y]
04/29/11 - YOU'RE A PUTZ!!! SO PULL IT!!! [X]
04/29/11 - Thank God for the Can!
04/21/11 - Ra..Ca..La-That's par!
04/01/11 - bitchin' pimp
04/01/11 - tautological titty twister
03/27/11 - capitalism
03/21/11 - OPC 57: Visiting Elliot Gould's scrotum.
03/16/11 - OPC 57- RELIGION
03/16/11 - FTC 151- All wrapped up in yourself.
03/12/11 - FTC 151- If you drop the frisbee... don't pick it up!
02/21/11 - A Peak Experience No.5
02/21/11 - A Peak Experience No.4
02/19/11 - A Peak Experience No.3
02/19/11 - A Peak Experience No.2
02/19/11 - A Peak Experience No.1
02/11/11 - RCD 45 & CC 469: MUCH ADEW 'BOUT NUFFING (SAVE GROUNDHOGS)!
02/11/11 - CC 469: Silly Similarities
02/05/11 - ALPINE NUNS HAVE A HARD-ON FOR ICE!
02/05/11 - CC 469: Prayer of the Terrahogs - [apochryphal version]
02/05/11 - CC 469: PERPETUALISTIC PRAYER OF THE PORNACOPTIC TERRAHOGS!
02/02/11 - CC 469: JUST PEEL IT
02/01/11 - THE MASTER INTUITIVE & THE SIMPLETON- PT.3
02/01/11 - THE MASTER INTUITIVE & THE SIMPLETON- PT.2
02/01/11 - Revolutionarily Evolutionary--- Too late for CC468
01/31/11 - I Have Spoiled My Wife
01/31/11 - Alpine Traditions Must Be Maintained
01/31/11 - Swiss Cows
01/29/11 - A CRACK IN THE FRIGID BRIDES ICE.
01/29/11 - The Frigid Boring Brides of Jesus, Corporate HQ.
01/29/11 - The Frigid Brides of Jesus
01/29/11 - The Boring Brides of Jesus
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