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CC 379: Poor Choice of Standup Material in the Bible Belt
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kane2742
2-04-08
I've been trying to figure out why the South is the Bible Belt, when it dawned on me:...
Jesus is his own dad. With a family tree like that, he must have been a hillbilly!
I don't get it.
You insultin'
Jee-zus?!
Boo!
*ch-chink*
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