I'm sorry but if you want a haircut you'll have to pay in cash. I can't take "A bottle of wine, oral sex, mouthwash and some laxatives" as a replacement. I mean why on earth...
It'll be fine! Drink the wine first and then decide. Thats what its for.
And the mouthwash?
For after the oral sex
Do I even want to know what the laxatives are for?
