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Spankling the Unauthorised Biography
by
smamurai
5-18-04
"When I was a kid my dad caught me reading gay porn."
I found it in the street.
NOOOOOOoooooo!
"He locked me in a wardrobe with the San Francisco 69ers. I wasn't allowed out till I smoked every one."
Glorp!
You got skills son.
"He tried the same trick when he caught me drinking alcohol one day."
Jimmy's dad gave me a wine-cooler.
I'll teach you about the horrors of alcohol son. Get in that wardrobe. The 69ers are on the way and they're drunk.
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