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UMFUMDAILY (10-17-03)
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umfumdisi
10-17-03
Are you a gay cowboy?
Why the hell would you ask that?
Well, you're bowlegged and you walk funny.
I am bowlegged, but I walk funny because a bull gored me in the ass.
So did you like it?
I'm not saying I didn't.
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09/16/09 - Death Be Not Proud
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09/16/09 - Generation Gapped
09/08/09 - Summa Cum Laude; Some Go Quietly
08/28/09 - Catnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
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12/04/07 - Even In My Dreams
12/04/07 - Yeah, I Went There
12/04/07 - mandingo
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12/02/07 - Poetry
12/02/07 - Bonus: Pirate One-Liners
12/02/07 - Yet More Pirate Pick-Up Lines
12/02/07 - Note from the Underground
11/30/07 - The Choice of the Undead Generation
11/30/07 - Gotta Go!
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11/16/07 - Penny for Your Thoughts
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08/22/07 - This Comic Sponsored by the American Luddite Association
08/22/07 - Inspired by My Previous Comic
08/22/07 - Hyper-Reality TV
08/22/07 - Sailor Moon Pie-Eyed
08/22/07 - How a Dog Feels about Various Celebrities
08/07/07 - Never Eat Cheerios Alone in the Middle of the Night
07/28/07 - Wonder Wall
07/28/07 - True Colors
07/28/07 - Catcher in the Wry
07/28/07 - Great Moments in Sexual Curiousity
07/26/07 - Mailman Dave's Favorite House
07/26/07 - Mailman Dave's Least Favorite House
07/26/07 - John Lee Hooker
07/26/07 - Official Notice
07/26/07 - Sex Cookie
07/23/07 - Sometimes All It Takes Is The Right Word
07/23/07 - Thor's Hammer Toes
07/17/07 - Another Baa-aaa-aad Creation
07/17/07 - WTF?
07/17/07 - Blind Date with Death
07/17/07 - Exit Light, Enter Night
07/15/07 - Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of the Wandering Meat
07/15/07 - Poor Deluded Bastard
07/15/07 - Truth in Sloganism
07/14/07 - Boards of Canada
07/14/07 - Arcade Fire
07/14/07 - Stain of Thought
07/14/07 - Porno Or Not???
07/08/07 - The Museum of Bobby
07/08/07 - Tribute to Mad Magazine Fold-Ins (Print it out and try it!)
07/08/07 - Cowboy Hairstylist
07/08/07 - And the coconuts called me crazy for building that bench...
07/07/07 - Male Sensitivity
07/07/07 - Damn Sluts
07/07/07 - Personnel Jesus: April's Fool
06/27/07 - Banger and Mash
06/24/07 - Have It Your Way
06/24/07 - Take Your Daughter to Work Day
06/24/07 - Cody
06/24/07 - Retro Arcade Excitement
06/23/07 - Kaufman Finds Life on Mars
06/23/07 - A Coyote Musn't Emote
06/18/07 - Border Patrol
06/18/07 - Going Down
06/18/07 - Kevin Costner gets trapped in front of a six-way mirror
06/18/07 - Anterior Decorating
06/18/07 - Personnel Jesus: Deus Ex Machina
06/18/07 - The Bacon Fairy
06/16/07 - Curtain Call of Cthulhu
06/16/07 - Still Clueless After All These Years
06/16/07 - A Forlorn Fan
06/16/07 - Lactose Intolerant
06/16/07 - Thoughts Upon A Saturday Night (Live)
06/07/07 - Personnel Jesus: Heaven Can Wait 3
06/07/07 - Personnel Jesus: Heaven Can Wait 2
06/07/07 - Personnel Jesus: Heaven Can Wait
06/01/07 - Deserted Southern Isle
06/01/07 - Goth Present
06/01/07 - Confused as Hell
06/01/07 - News As It Happens
06/01/07 - Spare Me
06/01/07 - World's Worst: Petting Zoo
06/01/07 - A Blair in the Hand is Worth Two for the Bush
06/01/07 - Interior Desecrating
05/30/07 - Personnel Jesus: On The Radio
05/30/07 - Personnel Jesus
05/30/07 - CC 356: Up on the Rooftop
05/30/07 - CC 356: Nobody in Here But Us Chickens
05/21/07 - Random Panel Layout
05/21/07 - Random Panel Layout
05/21/07 - Random Panel Layout
05/21/07 - BTC 63: Hadda Gobbler
05/21/07 - Great Moments in Country Music Video
05/19/07 - Personnel Jesus: Clip Job
05/16/07 - Personnel Jesus - Tanned, Rested and Ready
05/16/07 - Kentucky Jelly
05/16/07 - Sam's Discount Strip Club
05/16/07 - The Helpful Neighbor
05/16/07 - One Particularly Hairy Day Down Under
05/02/07 - At the Drive-In
05/02/07 - Strain of Thought
05/02/07 - Strain of Thought
05/02/07 - Strain of Thought
05/02/07 - Sarah and Her Dilldo
04/24/07 - Hot Deep Pockets 2
04/24/07 - Hot Deep Pockets 1
04/20/07 - Personnel Jesus: The New Hire
04/20/07 - Personnel Jesus: They Meet Again 3
04/20/07 - Personnel Jesus: They Meet Again 2
04/20/07 - Personnel Jesus: They Meet Again 1
04/20/07 - Abasement
04/20/07 - No Class
04/20/07 - Disabled Family Feud
04/12/07 - Helios: He's a Sun God
04/10/07 - ASS-OFF!
04/08/07 - Not So Good Burger
04/08/07 - Making the Handoff (alternate)
04/08/07 - Personnel Jesus: Good Fridays?
04/08/07 - Easter Island
04/08/07 - Making the Handoff
04/04/07 - A Crassmess Story
04/04/07 - Actual Headline:
03/30/07 - Cup of Lindström (verily, a tribute)
03/29/07 - Only a Slight Exaggeration
03/29/07 - The Big Job Interview
03/29/07 - Tardman and Finkelboy
03/29/07 - Personnel Jesus: Company Softball Game
03/29/07 - Personnel Jesus: Office Christmas Party
03/29/07 - Personnel Jesus
03/16/07 - Personnel Jesus
03/16/07 - CC 348: Co-Weeners
03/07/07 - Personnel Jesus: The Last Snack
03/07/07 - American Idolatry
02/22/07 - OCD Ed
02/22/07 - CC 347: Endzone Celebration
02/17/07 - CC 347: 100% Puree
02/15/07 - CC 347: Wait For It
02/15/07 - CC 347: Cycloptometrist
02/13/07 - Your Own Personnel Jesus
02/13/07 - CC 347: (Just Like) Starting Over
02/13/07 - OPC 32: Tree Boids
02/13/07 - FTC 106: OCD Ed
02/10/07 - OPC 31: In the next panel, somebody says, "Zoinks!"
02/10/07 - ZOMBIE-GRAM for christopher7murphy
02/08/07 - No Form Letter
02/08/07 - ZOMBIE-GRAM
02/06/07 - FTC 105: High Hopes
02/06/07 - OPC 31: I Am Jack's Empty Boardroom
02/06/07 - The Doctor John Show
02/06/07 - Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.
02/02/07 - Hedgehog Day
02/02/07 - The People in Your Neighborhood 3
02/02/07 - The People in Your Neighborhood 2
02/02/07 - The People in Your Neighborhood 1
02/02/07 - A Little Night Music
02/01/07 - CC 346: And a Side of Slaw
01/31/07 - Of Course, Of Course
01/31/07 - True Hero
01/31/07 - Elevated Tension
01/28/07 - BFS
01/28/07 - OPC 30: Beez Nuts
01/28/07 - FTC 104: Now Sperm-Free!
01/23/07 - The Gospel According to Tobor
01/23/07 - What's the Opposite of Default?
01/23/07 - Oh Sweet Irony
01/17/07 - Dessert Disappointment
01/17/07 - CC 345: She Works Hard For The Moany
01/17/07 - Muggified!: Professor Spooner on the Case
01/17/07 - OPC 29: Kramer vs Remark
01/15/07 - Music Super(Star)Market: Piped-In Meat (Alternate Ending)
01/15/07 - Music Super(Star)Market: Piped-In Meat
01/14/07 - Rubbing One Out
01/14/07 - Pointless Tasks
01/12/07 - Tobor's Other Hobby
01/12/07 - FTC 103: Building A Punchline
01/12/07 - Garfield
01/08/07 - Randumfum 25: Pirate Career Alternatives
01/08/07 - Randumfum 24: Neighbor from Hell...Michigan
01/08/07 - Randumfum 23: Saturdays In The Park With Abe Vigoda
01/08/07 - Randumfum 22: Searching for The Crimson Assurance
01/08/07 - Poor Eugene
01/08/07 - Christy Canyon
01/08/07 - Randumfum 21
01/08/07 - CC 344: Techno Cow Exit
01/08/07 - CC 344: Techno Cow Entry
01/08/07 - CC 344: Can't Help Mooself
01/04/07 - What Are The Rules? (come back kaufman)
12/31/06 - Randomly Appearing Snowman (for choady)
12/31/06 - A Randomly Appearing Snowman Holiday Special
12/29/06 - You Down Wit' OPC? Yeah, You Know Me
12/23/06 - CSI: North Pole
12/23/06 - CSI: North Pole
12/23/06 - CSI: North Pole
12/19/06 - CC 341: Wading Tables
12/19/06 - FTC 101: Tear Garden
12/19/06 - Capitol One Hassle Card
12/17/06 - BTC 59: The Olsen Twins Holiday Special
12/16/06 - OPC 26: It's A Onederful Life
12/14/06 - OPC 26: In One Panel -- Crash
12/14/06 - CC 341: Randomly Generated Waiting Comic
12/14/06 - CC 341: Randomly Generated Waiting Comic
12/13/06 - CC 341: The Customer Is Always Rite
12/13/06 - FTC 101: Curiously Powerful
12/07/06 - By The Bucket
11/30/06 - FTC 100: Freeway of Love
11/16/06 - CC 338: My One-Note Character
11/16/06 - The Innuendo Brothers Return 5
11/16/06 - The Innuendo Brothers Return 4
11/16/06 - The Innuendo Brothers Return 3
11/16/06 - The Innuendo Brothers Return 2
11/16/06 - The Innuendo Brothers Return
11/16/06 - Randy, Pablo's Father (via crabby)
11/14/06 - Autumnalia
11/14/06 - Billy Ray Osiris
10/28/06 - Nup Drawkcab
10/28/06 - Randy the Artist
10/28/06 - Randy the Carpenter
10/24/06 - Randy the Painter
10/18/06 - Bootopia?
10/18/06 - Be Like biped
10/15/06 - Paging Dr. Couplet
10/13/06 - Jesus Sprays
10/13/06 - Joker Jesus
10/13/06 - Jesus Saves
10/13/06 - CC 334: Wrath of Connie
10/12/06 - Your Whiz Is My Command
10/05/06 - The Modern Hermit: At The Beach
10/05/06 - The Modern Hermit: In The Air
10/05/06 - The Modern Hermit: At Home
10/05/06 - The Modern Hermit: Rush Hour
10/05/06 - The Modern Hermit: At Work
10/05/06 - Boorite's Cell Phone
09/27/06 - happy sax tale day
09/27/06 - We Do It All For You
09/06/06 - Randumfum 20: Oral Pleasure
09/05/06 - Randumfum 19: See previous comic
09/05/06 - Randumfum 18: Pee is a Door, Uh
09/05/06 - Randumfum 17: Saddled with Responsibilities
09/05/06 - Randumfum 16: How Count Chocula cereal is made
08/23/06 - Writer's Blockhead
08/21/06 - Sheep on a Plane
08/21/06 - Randumfum 15: Still Waiting for Godot
08/21/06 - Randumfum 14: House Calls
08/21/06 - Randumfum 13: Portrait of Dory in Grey
08/21/06 - Randumfum 12: Tobor in Training
08/21/06 - Occupational Hazard
08/21/06 - Charlie Kaufman Walks into a Bar
08/18/06 - Snails on a Plane
08/18/06 - True Tales of Suburban Warfare (2)
08/18/06 - True Tales of Suburban Warfare (1)
08/15/06 - jesus get's the dolphins (+4 1/2)
08/15/06 - jesus get's the bizniss
08/15/06 - everybody get's screwed
08/14/06 - Music Super(star)market: 80s Weekend (3)
08/14/06 - Music Super(star)market: 80s Weekend (2)
08/14/06 - Music Super(star)market: 80s Weekend (1)
07/25/06 - Still Live
07/25/06 - Still Life
07/25/06 - Going with the Flow 3
07/25/06 - Going with the Flow 2
07/25/06 - Going with the Flow 1
07/25/06 - The Sneaky Peeper
07/18/06 - Fridays
07/18/06 - Thursdays
07/18/06 - Wednesdays
07/18/06 - Tuesdays
07/18/06 - Mondays
06/30/06 - Ned Formish, Executive Director in charge of Shits & Giggles
06/30/06 - Ned Formish, Executive Director in charge of Shits & Giggles
06/13/06 - Still 9000 behind Jim Davis
06/13/06 - Does that mean they're offering Extra "Slow" Prices?
06/13/06 - Punchline? We don't need no stinking punchline!
06/12/06 - Techno Search for Desert Allah
06/12/06 - Sentimental Hygiene
06/08/06 - Crappy Job
06/08/06 - Somewhere in Kansas
06/04/06 - Why you should always flush
06/04/06 - Self Deprecation
06/04/06 - The Danger of Inferring Emphasis
05/23/06 - Middle-Aged Certified Accountant Turtles
05/23/06 - Adventures in Advertising
05/14/06 - World's Worst Groupie
05/14/06 - World's Worst Monk
05/13/06 - One Rack Mind
05/13/06 - Small Talk
05/13/06 - Adopt A Highway
05/13/06 - 666?
05/11/06 - World's Worst Zombie (nods @ crabman)
05/05/06 - Abespotters
05/05/06 - This One Is Baaa-aaa-aaad
05/05/06 - Vintage Humour
04/22/06 - Play on Names: You Play Now (5)
04/22/06 - Play on Names: You Play Now (4)
04/22/06 - Play on Names: You Play Now (3)
04/22/06 - Play on Names: You Play Now (2)
04/22/06 - Play on Names: You Play Now (1)
04/21/06 - Play on Names (5)
04/21/06 - Play on Names (4)
04/21/06 - Play on Names (3)
04/21/06 - Play on Names (2)
04/21/06 - Play on Names (1)
04/21/06 - Yard Wars: A Turn On The Four-Eye
04/21/06 - Yard Wars: The Imp Hire Strikes Back
04/11/06 - Yard Wars: A New Hype
03/16/06 - CC 315: Pogs, The Next Generation
03/16/06 - CC 315: Collection of Dunces
03/14/06 - Eternal Nighttime of the Potted Mind
03/14/06 - Know Your Audience
03/14/06 - Not Even Funny
03/14/06 - Child of God
03/12/06 - Cross Referenced (take 4)
03/12/06 - Cross Referenced (alternate)
03/12/06 - Cross Referenced
03/12/06 - As Fate Would Have It
03/08/06 - Television for Women 2
03/08/06 - Television for Women 1
03/08/06 - House M.D.
03/08/06 - House M.D.
03/08/06 - House M.D.
03/08/06 - Brad and Angelina watch E! before The Oscars
03/08/06 - Every Episode of "House, M.D."
02/17/06 - umfum vs. mmyers (round 2)
02/12/06 - Making a Mohammed out of a Molehill 2
02/12/06 - Making a Mohammed out of a Molehill
02/12/06 - A White House in DC...
02/12/06 - A Ranch in Texas...
02/11/06 - umfum vs. mmyers (round 1)
02/01/06 - Gerald Goes Home 5
02/01/06 - Gerald Goes Home 4
02/01/06 - Gerald Goes Home 3
01/31/06 - Gerald Goes Home 2
01/31/06 - Gerald Goes Home
01/30/06 - ICC #25: Superfriends
01/28/06 - CC 311: Just Plain Randum(b)
01/28/06 - CC 311: More Randumfum: Booshimi Battles the Red Robot
01/28/06 - CC 311: Bolan for Dollars (Randomized for HER pleasure)
01/28/06 - Point and Counterpoint
01/26/06 - CC 311: Is There Anybody Out There?
01/26/06 - Hyperspace Theatre
01/26/06 - Quaker State Theatre
01/26/06 - Masticate Theatre
01/26/06 - Masturbate Theatre
01/26/06 - Mackerel-Piece Theatre
01/17/06 - In 3 Panels: Sideways
01/03/06 - Dick Clark's New Year's Strokin' Eve!
01/03/06 - How Not To Brag
12/29/05 - CC XIII (R3) : Micro(wave)management
12/14/05 - CC 307: Random Comic Layout Gift
12/14/05 - CC 307: Smooth As Buddha
12/01/05 - Six Rejected (from "Snow White," that is) Dwarves
11/28/05 - Comic Cup XIII: Wrestling with the Stars
11/19/05 - CC 305: Cubicles
11/16/05 - TRC: Complaint Deptartment
11/16/05 - CC 304: Subbing for RCLGuy
11/15/05 - Comic Cup XIII: The Q
11/14/05 - The Heartbreak of Psoriasis
11/08/05 - CC 304: Can't Fathom (3)
11/08/05 - CC 304: Can't Fathom (2)
11/08/05 - CC 304: Can't Fathom (1)
10/25/05 - A long way to go for no tomatoes
10/25/05 - CC 302: Battle of the Bands
10/22/05 - First day on the job...
10/18/05 - It's all in the delivery
10/17/05 - CC 301: I suck at charades
10/11/05 - Maternal Clock
09/21/05 - If You Like Pina Coladas...
08/30/05 - The Three People You Meet In Hell
08/30/05 - Christ, That's Fine Dining
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 10)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 9)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 8)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 7)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 6)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 5)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 4)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 3)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 2)
08/28/05 - Southern Secrets...Revealed (pt 1)
08/28/05 - Marketing Genius
08/26/05 - Break time at the fortune cookie company (for boorite)
08/17/05 - aperi.tif
08/17/05 - boyfriend.exe
08/17/05 - fame.nxs
08/08/05 - A Lad Dims Lamp
07/31/05 - Desert Island Disc(rimination)
07/31/05 - Desert Island Disc(harge)
07/31/05 - Desert Island Disc(iple)
07/31/05 - Desert Island Disc(ipline)
07/31/05 - Desert Island Disc(overy)
07/31/05 - Fish Are People, Too
07/31/05 - CC 291: Hail to the Grief
07/31/05 - CC 291: At the Orphanarium
07/31/05 - CC 291: A Tour of My Place
07/29/05 - CC 291: The Night the Lights Went Out in Athens
07/29/05 - CC 291: Ripping off Nora Ephron
07/28/05 - Interview with the Pirate
07/17/05 - Choad Tours Europe: Luxembourg
07/14/05 - Music Super(Star)market: Eat 'Em And Smile?
07/14/05 - Music Super(Star)market: Costs One Moon Unit
07/14/05 - Choad Tours Europe: France
07/13/05 - Amateur Stand-Up Night in the Forest
07/13/05 - Honorable Ninja Used Cars "Family Discount" Promotion
07/13/05 - Choad Tours Europe: Portugal
06/25/05 - CC 286: Local Bands Count, Right?
06/25/05 - CC 286: Birdhouse In My Soul
06/25/05 - Where Is Edward Norton, Anyway?
06/25/05 - A Message From Hormel Foods Corporation
06/25/05 - The Price Is SPAM!
06/24/05 - Two Arms Walk Into A Nice Restaurant (Take 2)
06/24/05 - Two Arms Walk Into A Nice Restaurant
06/21/05 - Most Physicists Are Single
06/20/05 - My Baby's Got Sauce
06/16/05 - Paper Towel Philosophy
05/16/05 - College: My first roommate 5
05/16/05 - College: My first roommate 4
05/16/05 - College: My first roommate 3
05/16/05 - College: My first roommate 2
05/16/05 - College: My first roommate (names changed to protect...) 1
05/10/05 - GL 2: Random Layout Jackpot
05/08/05 - RM 4: Empty Nest Dating Service
04/30/05 - Hamlisch For Dummies
04/30/05 - SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 4
04/30/05 - SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 3
04/30/05 - SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 2
04/30/05 - SC Music Video-AC/DC's Night Prowler (tribute to niteowl) 1
04/29/05 - Toasted English Muffin (tribute to jes_lawson)
04/29/05 - This Comic Is NOT Part Of A Set (tribute to biped)
04/29/05 - Kaufman walks into a bar... (tribute to kk)
04/27/05 - GL 1: The Director Is NEVER Satisfied
04/27/05 - RM 3: Maybe She Saw A Ghost
04/27/05 - RM 3: Jethro Tull's Rock Island
04/27/05 - RM 3: The Sad Adventures of Corporate Clown
04/26/05 - Randumfum 10: Cutting Humor
04/26/05 - Randumfum 9: Scene From The WB's "Click N Dragon" Show
04/26/05 - Randumfum 8: Fraternal Order?
04/26/05 - Randumfum 7: No Account
04/26/05 - Randumfum 6: Santa Calls
04/22/05 - Bow-Tie On A Brown Guy
04/22/05 - CC 280: Revenge of the Suck
04/21/05 - Mother Love Bone
04/15/05 - Surreal Development
04/15/05 - Suburban Development 2
04/15/05 - Suburban Development 1
04/14/05 - Banana Job Bot (tribute to FinnNYC)
04/14/05 - Shot With His Own Gun
04/14/05 - How NOT To Pick Up Chicks At The Mall
04/14/05 - Desert Island Dis'
04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--4
04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--3
04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--2
04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--1
04/11/05 - Riddle Me This, My Brother (tribute to dcomposed)
04/11/05 - Wal-Mart On Mt. Olympus (tribute to ivytheplant)
04/09/05 - The Apathy Of Least Resistance (tribute to boinky33)
04/09/05 - EOO: Equal Opportunity Offender (tribute to CHUBBY)
04/09/05 - Short And Stout (tribute to MikeyG)
04/09/05 - Wimmin Be Troublin (tribute to DragonXero)
04/09/05 - It's The Little Differences (tribute to choadwarrior)
04/08/05 - Honorable Ninja File Clerk, VIP (tribute to mmyers)
04/08/05 - Cruise Ship Yard Stick (tribute to alcoac14)
04/07/05 - GUIDE: How To Make A Comic At Stripcreator.com
04/05/05 - "P.O.P.E." by 50 Lira
04/05/05 - Graveyard Shiftless
04/01/05 - Randumfum 5
04/01/05 - Randumfum 4 (sorry if it's been done already)
04/01/05 - Randumfum 3 (the poet who degenerates into pop culture)
04/01/05 - Randumfum 2
04/01/05 - Randumfum 1
03/31/05 - My Son Cracks Me Up 2
03/31/05 - My Son Cracks Me Up 1
03/31/05 - Hillbilly Landscapin', Inc. 3 (End)
03/31/05 - Hillbilly Landscapin', Inc. 2
03/31/05 - Hillbilly Landscapin', Inc. 1
03/30/05 - Maybe Not So Random After All...
03/27/05 - Happy Hunting!
03/25/05 - Do You Know The Way...
03/18/05 - CC 278: Mine Eyes Hath Seen The Glory
03/14/05 - Davey Finds Jesus
03/14/05 - It took me a couple of weeks to come up with THIS?
03/08/05 - Kenversation About Heavy Metals
02/20/05 - Why choadwarrior Would Never Live In The South 8
02/20/05 - Why choadwarrior Would Never Live In The South 7
02/13/05 - Why choadwarrior Would Never Live In The South 3
02/13/05 - Why choadwarrior Would Never Live In The South 2
02/09/05 - Negating Kaufman's Theory of Comedy
02/09/05 - Phil Fell
02/03/05 - Mr. Rogers' Bonus Footage DVD: Out-take #2373
02/03/05 - Groundhog Day (Southern Version)
02/02/05 - In Studio: Ashlee Simpson
01/31/05 - In Studio: Prince!
01/31/05 - In Studio: Aerosmith! (thanks boorite)
01/27/05 - Diner of the Gods
01/27/05 - Phillip the Perky Pisser 2
01/27/05 - Phillip the Perky Pisser
01/27/05 - Love at First Sight
01/07/05 - MTV's "Pimp My Girl"
01/06/05 - GTA: Michael Jackson's Hole
01/03/05 - "Naked Came The Stripper" Chapter 6
01/03/05 - GTA - Streets of Knoxville (/me bows toward mmyers)
12/28/04 - The Innuendo Brothers--Five
12/28/04 - The Innuendo Brothers--Four
12/28/04 - The Innuendo Brothers--Three
12/28/04 - The Innuendo Brothers--Two
12/28/04 - The Innuendo Brothers--One
12/25/04 - Jesus Strikes Out
12/24/04 - Rudolf, the Blonde-Haired Aryan
12/21/04 - Waiting For Christmas Eve To Come Again
12/21/04 - The First Noel
12/21/04 - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Starchmas
12/21/04 - Asiangirls Put Out
12/12/04 - The Perfect Delivery?
12/12/04 - The Perfect Timing
12/12/04 - The Perfect Wife
12/06/04 - CC XII: Clown College
12/06/04 - Have Your Porn And Eat It Too
12/03/04 - CC 267: Workin' For KFC
11/25/04 - Casting the "Highway to Hell" TV Show--Five
11/25/04 - Casting the "Highway to Hell" TV Show--Four
11/25/04 - Casting the "Highway to Hell" TV Show--Three
11/25/04 - Casting the "Highway to Hell" TV Show--Two
11/25/04 - Casting the "Highway to Hell" TV Show--One
11/24/04 - When Good Ideas Go Bad 2
11/24/04 - When Good Ideas Go Bad 1
11/24/04 - Every Final Episode Of "The Bachelor/Bachelorette"
11/24/04 - Jethro's Revenge?
11/24/04 - Well, I Thought It Was Funny...
11/15/04 - Movie Spoilers: The Passion of The Shining Titanic
11/15/04 - Four Umfums And A Funeral
11/14/04 - CC 265: Every Mother's Nightmare
11/14/04 - Puppet Humor
11/12/04 - CC 265: Nightmare Physics
11/12/04 - Music Super(star) Market: Three Rejected Products
11/12/04 - Thinking Above The Box
11/12/04 - Thinking Inside The Box
11/11/04 - Music Super(star) Market: Stockboy, VIP
11/11/04 - Music Super(star) Market: Me Want Cookie?
11/11/04 - Music Super(star) Market: Welcome To The Market
11/10/04 - It's Really A Movie, Folks
11/10/04 - SC User Periodic Table: umfumdisi
11/10/04 - SC User Periodic Table: mmyers
11/10/04 - SC User Periodic Table: jes_lawson
11/10/04 - SC User Periodic Table: choadwarrior
11/05/04 - SC User Periodic Table: attitudechicka
11/05/04 - SC User Periodic Table: boinky33
11/05/04 - SC User Periodic Table: ivytheplant
11/05/04 - Sc User Periodic Table: MikeyG
11/05/04 - SC User Periodic Table: CHUBBY
11/05/04 - SC User Periodic Table: kaufman
11/05/04 - SC User Periodic Table: dcomposed
11/05/04 - SC User Periodic Table: Rabid_Weasle
11/03/04 - UMFARMDISI 008: The Abduction (5)
11/03/04 - UMFARMDISI 008: The Abduction (4)
11/03/04 - UMFARMDISI 008: The Abduction (3)
11/03/04 - UMFARMDISI 008: The Abduction (2)
11/03/04 - UMFARMDISI 008: The Abduction (1)
11/03/04 - The Oracle At Denny's (nods to choad and kaufman)
11/03/04 - Even Robots Get The Vote
11/03/04 - Socksual Harrassment
11/03/04 - How Bush Really Won?
10/31/04 - Hallow(arrior)een
10/31/04 - Night Of The Living Suck
10/31/04 - Shalloween
10/20/04 - Jumping On The Collective Noun Bandwagon 2
10/20/04 - Jumping On The Collective Noun Bandwagon
10/19/04 - CC 262: Miss Understood
10/19/04 - CC 262: Faster Than The Speed Of Light(bulbs)
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--10
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--9
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--8
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--7
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--6
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--5
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--4
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--3
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--2
10/18/04 - Taking Care Of Mitch--1
10/18/04 - The Habits Of Six Highly Ineffective People
10/14/04 - CC 261: The Old And The Restful
10/12/04 - IVYTA! Act Five: Finale Finally
10/12/04 - IVYTA! Act Four: Exiled
10/12/04 - IVYTA! Intermission
10/12/04 - IVYTA! Act Three: Movie Theater Extra Butter Flavor
10/12/04 - IVYTA! Act Two: Weapon Of Bass Destruction?
10/12/04 - IVYTA! Act One: Instruction
10/12/04 - IVYTA! Introduction (Tune of Jumping Jack Flash)
10/12/04 - Success Washing Brain
09/30/04 - CC 260: Pressing Issues
09/30/04 - CC 260: Jesus Died For His Own Sins Not Mine
09/28/04 - CC 259: If Mickey D's Was MikeyG's
09/27/04 - CC 259: I don't know why golf clubs are "bullshit."
09/16/04 - Jesus Appears! (on Supermarket Sweep)
09/15/04 - North Of The Dial?
09/12/04 - GOD'S COMIC?
09/12/04 - Jesus Vs. God(zilla)
09/12/04 - Christmas At God's House
09/12/04 - Jesus Christ Supersubs
09/12/04 - Jesus Interviewed After The Big Game
08/27/04 - Cup XII, Round III: The Rise And Fall Of Reginald Umfum (F)
08/27/04 - Cup XII, Round III: The Rise And Fall Of Reginald Umfum (R)
08/25/04 - August is "Slow News Month" (Part Three--End)
08/25/04 - August is "Slow News Month" (Part Two)
08/25/04 - August is "Slow News Month" (Part One)
08/25/04 - August is "Irony Month"
08/04/04 - SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 4
08/04/04 - SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 3
08/04/04 - SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 2
08/04/04 - SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 1
08/03/04 - The Further Adventures Of...Anagram Man
08/03/04 - Sister Mary Martha (Part Two)
07/30/04 - Sister Mary Martha (Part One)
07/30/04 - UMFARMDISI 007c
07/30/04 - UMFARMDISI 007b
07/30/04 - UMFARMDISI 007a
07/24/04 - In 3 Panels: The Terminal
07/24/04 - The Nick And Jessica Variety Hour
07/24/04 - Rubber Chicken
07/24/04 - Ask Your Doctor About Boorite
07/22/04 - UMFARMDISI 006
07/19/04 - The Census Taker
07/19/04 - UMFARMDISI 005e
07/19/04 - UMFARMDISI 005d
07/19/04 - UMFARMDISI 005c
07/19/04 - UMFARMDISI 005b
07/19/04 - UMFARMDISI 005a
07/19/04 - UMFARMDISI 004
07/09/04 - UMFARMDISI 003d
07/09/04 - UMFARMDISI 003c
07/09/04 - UMFARMDISI 003b
07/09/04 - UMFARMDISI 003a
07/09/04 - In 3 Panels: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
07/06/04 - UMFARMDISI 002d
07/06/04 - UMFARMDISI 002c
07/06/04 - UMFARMDISI 002b
07/06/04 - UMFARMDISI 002
07/05/04 - UMFARMDISI 001d
07/05/04 - UMFARMDISI 001c
07/05/04 - UMFARMDISI 001b
07/05/04 - UMFARMDISI 001a
06/27/04 - In 3 Panels...The Day After Tomorrow
06/27/04 - FTC 38: dcom went too far
06/20/04 - BTC 8: DESPERATELY SEEKING 'SIGNOR
06/20/04 - In 3 Panels...Bulletproof Monk
06/13/04 - CC 247?: Spankling Sineplex 12
06/06/04 - Cup 12, Round 2: Handicapped Serial Prop
05/31/04 - CC 248 (minus 1): Where Everybody Knows Your Jokes
05/30/04 - CC 246: Summer Of 69
05/25/04 - CC 246: My Sharon, Uh
05/25/04 - Spelling Bee (yes, a bee spells, but other stuff happens)
05/17/04 - BTC 5: My Legitimate Entry
05/17/04 - BTC 5: My Legitimate Son's First Comic
05/14/04 - UMFUMDIDDLY: Weird Association
05/12/04 - CC 244: Shag-adelic
05/11/04 - I Pork, U Pine
05/11/04 - A Pig's Tale
05/11/04 - Swine Flew
05/11/04 - Pigs On Parade (apols to boinky if he's already done it)
05/11/04 - Music Super(Star)market: Regulate!
05/11/04 - Music Super(Star)market: Varied And Sundry
05/11/04 - Music Super(Star)market: Watch It Wiggle?
05/11/04 - Music Super(Star)market: Too Cold
05/04/04 - Music Super(Star) Market: The Musical Fruit?
05/04/04 - Music Super(Star) Market: Specials In The Meat Department
05/03/04 - SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--fie, V!
05/03/04 - SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--for u
05/03/04 - SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--there
05/03/04 - SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--wot?
05/03/04 - SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--neo
04/27/04 - Asiangirls in: "Going Down On The Farm!" (Two)
04/27/04 - Asiangirls in: "Going Down On The Farm!" (One)
04/26/04 - UMFUMDIDDLY: Another Old Joke
04/25/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Crünchy Töppings
04/25/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Always Sugar Free! Pt.2
04/25/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Always Sugar Free! Pt.1
04/25/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Your Handy Holiday Friend
04/25/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Rage Against The Cornell
04/23/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Half Baked
04/22/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Pearl Jams
04/22/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: Philly-Smooth
04/22/04 - Music Super(Star)Market: SpongeBob DylanPants Ad #2
04/22/04 - Asiangirls In: "SAFARI!"
04/21/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine X
04/21/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine IX
04/21/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine VIII
04/21/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine VII
04/19/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine VI
04/19/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine V
04/19/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine IV
04/19/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine III
04/19/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine II
04/19/04 - CC 241: The Princess Brine I
04/18/04 - Unfortunate Surname Theatre
04/18/04 - Asian Girls Discuss Dates
04/18/04 - UMFUMDIDDLY 04-18-04: An Old Joke
04/16/04 - Walter The Long-Winded Wizard Relates A Vision To The King 6
04/16/04 - Walter The Long-Winded Wizard Relates A Vision To The King 5
04/16/04 - Walter The Long-Winded Wizard Relates A Vision To The King 4
04/15/04 - Walter The Long-Winded Wizard Relates A Vision To The King 3
04/15/04 - Walter The Long-Winded Wizard Relates A Vision To The King 2
04/15/04 - Walter The Long-Winded Wizard Relates A Vision To The King 1
04/13/04 - Music Super (star) Market: Amnesiac
04/12/04 - Music Super (star) Market: Hot Buns In Hot Pants
04/12/04 - Music Super (star) Market: The Other Other White Meat
04/12/04 - Music Super (star) Market: DAVID BOWtIE Pasta
04/09/04 - CC 239: SC Character Favorites 03
04/09/04 - CC 239: SC Character Favorites 02
04/09/04 - CC 239: SC Character Favorites 01
04/09/04 - CC 239: Burning The MIDNIGHT OIL
04/08/04 - CC 239: RUSH sings my theme song
04/07/04 - CC 239: Le Marseillaise (Quatre)
04/07/04 - CC 239: La Marseillaise (Trois)
04/07/04 - CC 239: La Marseillaise (Deux)
04/07/04 - CC 239: La Marseillaise (Une)
04/06/04 - Garth Brooks' "Friends In Low Places"
04/06/04 - King Crimson's "Starless"
04/06/04 - Neil Young's "Cowgirl In The Sand"
04/06/04 - Music Super (star) Market: SpongeBob Dylanpants Cereal
04/06/04 - Music Super (star) Market: Saline Dion
04/06/04 - WW #11: Worst Things To Say On Vacation
04/06/04 - FTC 30: That's What It's All About!
04/06/04 - FTC 30: My Nose Is Running
03/31/04 - CC 238: FUCK THE WORLD
03/22/04 - Silent Sinema Classics: Debbie Does Dallas
03/22/04 - Silent Sinema Classics: Deep Throat
03/22/04 - Silent Sinema Classics: The Devil In Miss Jones
03/22/04 - Silent Sinema Classics: Behind The Green Door
03/22/04 - Silent Sinema Classics: Candy Stripers
03/20/04 - Pimping Is Not Simple
03/20/04 - Pi Contest
03/17/04 - Blunder Twins--Candidate!
03/17/04 - Blunder Twins--Complicate!
03/17/04 - Blunder Twins--Transformate!
03/17/04 - Blunder Twins--Activate!
03/17/04 - Blunder Twins--Ruminate!
03/16/04 - SCBR: stickman vs. Drexle 700
03/16/04 - SCBR: stickman vs. Drexle 600
03/16/04 - SCBR: stickman vs. Drexle 500
03/16/04 - SCBR: stickman vs. Drexle 400
03/16/04 - SCBR: stickman vs. Drexle 300
03/16/04 - SCBR: stickman vs. Drexle 200
03/16/04 - SCBR: stickman vs. Drexle 100
03/15/04 - Comic Cup XII: Out Through The Endor (Pt. 1)
03/08/04 - Discount Pig Butcher?
03/08/04 - Discount Kutcher, Man
03/08/04 - Discount Kvetcher Man
03/08/04 - Discount Veteran
03/08/04 - Discount Veterinarian
03/08/04 - CC 236: So Shall It Be Written...
03/06/04 - CC 236: Red Bull (Episode 2)
03/06/04 - Tennessee Mountain Wrestling
03/04/04 - #500: Song Of My Father
03/04/04 - FTC 26: Brought To You By The Ad Council
02/26/04 - Gnome At Home 7
02/26/04 - Gnome At Home 6
02/26/04 - Dwarf At Home (Gnome At Home 5--Not At Home)
02/26/04 - Gnome At Home 4
02/26/04 - Gnome Alone (Gnome At Home 3)
02/26/04 - Gnome At Home 2
02/18/04 - Gnome At Home
02/18/04 - WW7: Quit Stalling
02/18/04 - WW7: What's Up, Doc?
02/18/04 - WW7: Doctor, Doctor
02/16/04 - CC 232: Dianna is a massive ashhole
02/13/04 - WW Sex: World's Worst Post-Fornication Statements
02/13/04 - FTC 23: The Predictable Outcome
02/12/04 - CC 232: Hell In A Handbasket - Part i.b.
02/12/04 - CC 232: Hell In A Handbasket - Part i.a.
02/12/04 - CC 232: Stringent recruitment policy..
02/10/04 - The Latest From Schick! 2
02/10/04 - The Latest From Schick!
02/05/04 - Happy SC B-Day Mmyers!
02/05/04 - Discount "Airwolf"
02/05/04 - Discount Werewolf
02/05/04 - Discount Wearhouse
02/05/04 - Discount Warehouse
02/05/04 - Discount Where? House
02/05/04 - Discount Whorehouse
02/05/04 - Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch
02/05/04 - Breakup Blues
01/07/04 - The Bee What Points At Large Vaginas
01/07/04 - For The Rabid One
01/07/04 - Are You Trying To Rubba-Rubba Me, Mr. Jackson?
01/06/04 - The Further Adventures Of Steve Irwin's Baby Boy
01/06/04 - If A Ninja Falls In The Forest, Does He Make A Sound?
01/06/04 - X-Treme Close-Ups: Dr. Teeth
01/06/04 - Pablo Avoids His Nemesis
01/06/04 - Stare At This Comic For 30 Seconds And See The Face Of God
01/06/04 - FTC 17: Riot Here, Riot Now
01/06/04 - Adam & Eve (Edited For Content)
01/06/04 - Tobor Versus The Jolly Green Giant
01/06/04 - The Bee That Points At Small Penises
01/06/04 - The World's Shortest Quietest Tragic Play
01/06/04 - Hail To The Thief
01/06/04 - Discount Stripcreator
01/06/04 - Atom Heart Mother (Hold The Cream)
01/06/04 - CC 227: (Democratic Republic of) Congo Line
01/05/04 - SCBR Round 2: Russ v Brad 6
01/05/04 - SCBR Round 2: Russ v Brad 5
01/05/04 - SCBR Round 2: Russ v Brad 4
01/05/04 - SCBR Round 2: Russ v Brad 3
01/05/04 - SCBR Round 2: Russ v Brad 2
01/05/04 - SCBR Round 2: Russ v Brad 1
12/29/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-31-03)
12/29/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-30-03)
12/29/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-29-03)
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-28-03) alt. submission for Dec. 26 (Larson)
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-27-03) alt. submission for Dec. 22 (Kliban)
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-26-03) by Gary Larson
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-25-03) by Charles M. Schulz
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-24-03) by Matt Groening (7-9)
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-24-03) by Matt Groening (4-6)
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-24-03) by Matt Groening (1-3)
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-23-03) by Bill Griffith
12/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-22-03) by B. Kliban
12/20/03 - UMFUM NOTICE (12-20-03)
12/20/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-21-03)
12/20/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-20-03)
12/20/03 - Southern Discomfort
12/18/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-19-03)
12/18/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-18-03)
12/17/03 - Discount Foodstuffs
12/17/03 - Discount Farmacist
12/17/03 - Discount Physician
12/17/03 - Discount Psychiatrist
12/16/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-17-03)
12/16/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-16-03)
12/15/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-15-03)
12/15/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-14-03)
12/15/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-13-03)
12/15/03 - The Wait Begins...
12/15/03 - FTC #14: Template
12/11/03 - FTC #13: And May All Your Christmases Be White
12/11/03 - FTC #13: Mostly 'Armless
12/09/03 - CC 224: 10. The Long Goodbye
12/09/03 - CC 224: 09. They Sing!
12/09/03 - CC 224: 08. They Meet!
12/09/03 - CC 224: 07. The Sighting (Read From Both Sides)
12/09/03 - CC 224: 06. Sigh Of Bridges (Right 2 Left Again)
12/09/03 - CC 224: 05. Bridge Of Sighs
12/09/03 - CC 224: 04. Read From Right To Left
12/09/03 - CC 224: 03. Read From Right To Left
12/09/03 - CC 224: 02. At The Bridge Of Life
12/09/03 - CC 224: 01. At The Bridge Of Life
12/08/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-12-03)
12/08/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-11-03)
12/08/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-10-03)
12/08/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-09-03)
12/08/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-08-03)
12/07/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-07-03)
12/07/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-06-03)
12/04/03 - CC 223: A Roving Reporter Gathers No Ivy
12/04/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-05-03)
12/04/03 - Stripcreator Invaded!
12/04/03 - Papa Don't Preach (for k_v_k)
12/03/03 - Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers
12/03/03 - Jesus Just Left Chicago
12/03/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-04-03)
12/03/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-03-03)
12/02/03 - Jeff Beck's "Wired"
12/02/03 - Country Grammar (not featuring Nelly)
12/01/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-02-03)
12/01/03 - UMFUMDAILY (12-01-03)
11/28/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-30-03)
11/28/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-29-03)
11/26/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-28-03)
11/26/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-27-03)
11/26/03 - My Breakfast With Andre3000
11/26/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-26-03)
11/24/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-25-03)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Take 2.02 and END)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Smoke Break)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Take 2.01)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Take 2)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Take 1.02)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Take 1.01)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Take 1)
11/24/03 - THE DIRECTOR (Prelude)
11/24/03 - FTC X-Files
11/24/03 - FTC X: One Disappointed Kid
11/24/03 - FTC X: A Cheap Trick
11/24/03 - The Insidious Influence of Sherwood Schwartz
11/24/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-24-03)
11/21/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-23-03)
11/21/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-22-03)
11/19/03 - Haulin' Oats
11/19/03 - Having An Average Weekend
11/16/03 - Do They Play In A Big Igloo?
11/14/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-16-03)
11/14/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-15-03)
11/07/03 - One Fine Day In The Bushes
11/06/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-09-03)
11/06/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-08-03)
11/06/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-07-03)
11/06/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-06-03)
11/06/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-05-03)
11/06/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-04-03)
11/05/03 - Comic Cup XI: Must Be All Those Refried Beans
11/02/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-03-03)
11/01/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-01-03)
11/01/03 - UMFUMDAILY (11-02-03)
10/30/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-31-03)
10/30/03 - Merry Christmas 2003
10/30/03 - FTC#6: Funk That Chorus
10/30/03 - AAP: 9.2
10/30/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-30-03)
10/30/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-29-03)
10/29/03 - CC 218: Even Robots Get The Treats?
10/28/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-28-03)
10/28/03 - Add-A-Panel #7
10/27/03 - Chef Me, Baby! http://www.twinpines.nl/chef/English/
10/27/03 - ABC's "Mystery Bachelor" (Promo 4)
10/27/03 - ABC's "Mystery Bachelor" (Promo 3)
10/27/03 - ABC's "Mystery Bachelor" (Promo 2)
10/27/03 - ABC's "Mystery Bachelor" (Promo 1)
10/26/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-27-03)
10/26/03 - AAP Strip 6.0
10/26/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-26-03)
10/25/03 - AAP Strip 4
10/25/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-25-03)
10/25/03 - One Thing Leads To Another (AAP)
10/24/03 - Old West "Mini" Series (End)
10/24/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-24-03)
10/24/03 - Old West "Mini" Series (Middle)
10/24/03 - Old West "Mini" Series (Beginning)
10/23/03 - Another Arterial Obstruction Joke!
10/23/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-23-03)
10/23/03 - FTC V: It's A Dirty Job...
10/23/03 - CC 217-K: EFIL 4 'NIPPIRTS
10/21/03 - Don't Ask Others To Define You
10/21/03 - CC 217-O: Get Well Soon, Bob (3)
10/21/03 - CC 217-O: Get Well Soon, Bob (2)
10/21/03 - CC 217-O: Get Well Soon, Bob
10/21/03 - CC 217-K: A Song Of Solomon
10/21/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-22-03)
10/19/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-21-03)
10/18/03 - Even Robots Get The Flu
10/18/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-20-03)
10/18/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-19-03)
10/18/03 - CC216: Can't Help Umself
10/17/03 - FTC#4: I Can't Believe I Wrote The Whole Thing!
10/17/03 - FTC#4: Sub-Contracting
10/17/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-18-03)
10/17/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10-17-03)
10/16/03 - UMFUMDAILY (10/16/03)
10/16/03 - Amish Tech Support 2 (In Memory Of file13)
10/16/03 - Amish Tech Support (In Memory Of file13)
10/16/03 - Sorry, I had to get this out of my head.
10/12/03 - Natives Getting Restless?
10/11/03 - FTC #3: Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out!
10/10/03 - CC 215: TOTAL (LACK OF) RECALL
10/09/03 - 12. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 11. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 10. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 09. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 08. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 07. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 06. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 05. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 04. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 03. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 02. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/09/03 - 01. Super Mari03: Adventures In Hell
10/08/03 - FTC #TWO
10/08/03 - FTC #2
10/06/03 - CC214: One Eye For The Straight Guy
10/06/03 - I Don't Understand Why People Are So Into This TV Show...
10/06/03 - CC214: Pederastin' Ain't Easy
10/06/03 - CC214: Reverse Mentoring
10/06/03 - FTC#1: Roboflop
10/06/03 - Brought To You By ACME©
10/05/03 - Returning To College 5 (The Graduate)
10/05/03 - Returning To College 4 (Admission Denied!)
10/05/03 - Returning To College 3 (Advisors Suck)
10/05/03 - Returning To College 2
10/05/03 - Returning To College 1
10/05/03 - CC 214: No Men Training
10/05/03 - Down On The Farm
10/02/03 - I Am Donor; Hear me Roar!
10/02/03 - A Tinder Moment
10/02/03 - Eat Your Heart Out, William Shatner
10/02/03 - Umfum's New Life (Soon)
10/02/03 - My Grandpa Likes To Watch The Squirrels
10/02/03 - CC213: Boring Conversations On The Moon
10/02/03 - Ovine Adventures
09/29/03 - Asstrology 101
09/29/03 - CC 213: The Whole Nine
09/28/03 - Over The Rainbow
09/28/03 - On The Lam? (DexXcursion)
09/28/03 - On The Lam? (DH-01)
09/28/03 - On The Lam? (Boorite's Revenge)
09/28/03 - On The Lam? (Boorite Snacks)
09/28/03 - On The Lamb? (Kajun's Turnabout)
09/28/03 - On The Lam? (Kajun's Turn)
09/28/03 - On The Lamb? (Kaufman 2.1)
09/28/03 - On The Lamb? (Kaufman 1.5)
09/28/03 - On The Lam? (Kaufman 1.0)
09/28/03 - On The Lamb? (Alternate End)
09/28/03 - On The Lam? (Alt. Ending)
09/28/03 - On The Lam?
09/28/03 - In A Nut's Hell...
09/26/03 - CC 88: My gust ye wood tie dung?
09/26/03 - I Will Follow
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 8
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 7
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 6
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 5
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 4
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 3
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 2
09/25/03 - Create Your Own, Vol. 1
09/22/03 - How To Disappear Completely (A Slideshow)
09/18/03 - At The Kaufmans-Only Club...
09/18/03 - O, Henry!
09/17/03 - The Animals, Part 2
09/17/03 - The Animals, Part 1
09/16/03 - Peace - A Theme
09/10/03 - CC 209: Razing The Bar (Postlude)
09/10/03 - CC 209: Razing The Bar (4)
09/10/03 - CC 209: Razing The Bar (3)
09/10/03 - CC 209: Razing The Bar (2)
09/10/03 - CC 209: Razing The Bar (1)
09/09/03 - Comic Cup X: RUSHed Entry
09/08/03 - CC 209: Umfum's Dizzy
09/03/03 - Phallic Victory
09/01/03 - Sheila E. In Romance 1600
08/29/03 - The Near Side (Three Different Ones)
08/28/03 - Stripcreator Gone Bad: Battle Royale Double Secret Match 2
08/28/03 - Stripcreator Gone Bad: Battle Royale Double Secret Match 1
08/28/03 - Bloom County Re-Revisited
08/28/03 - B.C. (Before Comedy)
08/26/03 - I'll Take The Juice
08/26/03 - The UPN Network
08/26/03 - A McGriddle Contains 550 Calories
08/22/03 - A Scrotum Christmas
08/22/03 - A Schroeder Christmas
08/22/03 - A Schrödinger Christmas
08/22/03 - After The Divorce
08/22/03 - After The Date
08/22/03 - After The Party
08/22/03 - It's a long fold-out. C
08/22/03 - It's a long fold-out. B
08/22/03 - It's a long fold-out. A
08/21/03 - World's Shortest Tragic Play: The Sequel
08/21/03 - Battlefield Mirth 05
08/21/03 - Battlefield Mirth 04
08/21/03 - Battlefield Mirth 03
08/21/03 - Battlefield Mirth 02
08/21/03 - Battlefield Mirth 01
08/18/03 - ''
08/18/03 - (-_-)
08/18/03 - ""
08/18/03 - deltitnU
08/15/03 - Unmanned
08/14/03 - 2/3 Compliant (0.667 Canadian)
08/14/03 - Unproper Behavior
08/14/03 - Dial Down The Middle
08/14/03 - Surfing With The Alien
08/13/03 - Computer Heaven?
08/12/03 - You Should Always Check Your Machine
08/10/03 - Summertime...And The Livin' Is Easy
08/09/03 - Elf vs. Pants 5: Endgame
08/09/03 - Elf vs. Pants 4: Things Come To A (Murray) Head
08/09/03 - Elf vs. Pants 4: The Trouble with Homonyms
08/08/03 - Elf vs. Pants 2: Remorse & Revenge
08/08/03 - Elf vs. Pants 2: Pants @ Home
08/08/03 - Hot Clichés
08/08/03 - Elf vs. Pants 1: Pre-emptive Strike?
08/07/03 - Stripper Vacations?
08/05/03 - American Football (stripcreator style)
08/04/03 - Three Frames of "Fight Club"
08/03/03 - The World's Shortest Tragic Play
08/03/03 - Bizarro Stripcreator
08/03/03 - Rock Of Ages
08/02/03 - A Miller-Boyett Production
08/01/03 - The Perils of Echolalia
07/31/03 - Douglas Adams Goes To Bed
07/30/03 - CC:201 The Failed Artist Zone--RMDC
07/29/03 - Even Robots Get The Joke
07/29/03 - CC: CC--Resistible Force vs. Illogical Object
07/28/03 - August is "Kaddar Month"
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Inside Uranus
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Multiplex
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Seallipsis
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Laughing My Asimov
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Jean Val-Gone
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Monsters, Diurnal
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Not The Platters
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Mr. Wonka's Wild Ride
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Stagesaver
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Places!
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Making The Audience Disappear
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Intermission
07/24/03 - Waiting For The Right Guy
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Sky Sharks
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: "Run Like Hell"
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: "...I Took Some Comfort There"
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Address--North Dallas
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Under Kurt Cobain's Covers
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: East 'Ere I Land
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Atom Heart Mother--No Cream
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Bringer Of War
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Wakeman Loves Verne
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Grade School Field Trip
07/24/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Picasso's Blue Period Magnified
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Sailor's Delight
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Coming Home (Major Tom)
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: "Shame On The Moon"
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Carol O'Connor Commemorative
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: __________ Now
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Hurricane "Gigli"
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: The Joyce Kilmer Retrospective
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: The Not-So-Great Wall
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Bonzo's Lascaux
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Tribute To An ORB Single
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Cockeyed "Close To The Edge"
07/23/03 - ExperiMENTAL Theatre: The "White Album" Revue
07/23/03 - "Doing" Time
07/20/03 - too easy
07/15/03 - This Week: A Very Special "Diff'rent Strokes"
07/15/03 - If You Leave
07/14/03 - Without SC
07/13/03 - People Who Don't Know When To Shut Up
07/12/03 - Jesus Parts The Red Sea
07/12/03 - Am Be L'Ants?
07/11/03 - Detour France
07/11/03 - Possible Explanation For TABOR
07/11/03 - Tour De France
07/11/03 - Third Annual Kad-Dance-A-Thon
07/11/03 - Dueling Banjos (80s Mix)
07/10/03 - Words Get In The Way
07/10/03 - The Adventures of Coma Dude
07/10/03 - And On The Third Day...
07/09/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 5
07/09/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 4d
07/09/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 4c
07/09/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 4b
07/09/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 4a
07/08/03 - 4 Monkeys, 1 Matador, and a PC Reproduce Shakespeare...
07/08/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 3
07/08/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 2
07/08/03 - Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) - 1
07/07/03 - Insanitation
07/01/03 - Hare In The Ointment (5)
06/20/03 - Those Crazy Midnight Music Sales
06/19/03 - Waiting For The Worm To Crawl
06/18/03 - Careful With That Pun, Eugene
06/16/03 - What Clouds Say
06/16/03 - The Golden An
06/07/03 - Brad's World?
06/06/03 - PsychoKitty, qu'est que c'est 3
06/06/03 - PsychoKitty, qu'est que c'est 2
06/06/03 - PsychoKitty, qu'est que c'est 1
06/04/03 - Truly The Time of Tribulation Is Near
06/02/03 - One Fine Evening Online
05/31/03 - The Israeli Job (Part Five)
05/31/03 - The Israeli Job (Part Four)
05/31/03 - The Israeli Job (Part Three)
05/31/03 - The Israeli Job (Part Two)
05/31/03 - The Israeli Job (Part One)
05/29/03 - Evolution Explained?
05/29/03 - Kajun Kreation Theory
05/22/03 - Space Farm, Baby (Ep 5: Our Hero's Triumphant Return)
05/22/03 - Space Farm, Baby(Ep 4: Prelaunch Lifeform Selection Process)
05/22/03 - Space Farm, Baby (Ep 3: Food For Thought)
05/22/03 - Space Farm, Baby (Ep 2: Telestory)
05/22/03 - Space Farm, Baby (Ep 1: Broken Haiku)
05/19/03 - Marlowe Is A Pouf (Act III and Curtain)
05/18/03 - Marlowe Is A Pouf (Act III)
05/18/03 - Marlowe Is A Pouf (Act II, Scene 2)
05/18/03 - Marlowe Is A Pouf (Entr'Act and Act II)
05/18/03 - Marlowe Is A Pouf (Act I, Scene 2)
05/18/03 - Marlowe Is A Pouf (Act I)
05/18/03 - Marlowe Is A Pouf (intro)
05/14/03 - TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE
05/13/03 - Bird On A Wireless
05/13/03 - Trouble At The Chocolate Factory?
05/12/03 - Baby Got Back Story
05/02/03 - FAMILY GUY is back! 11:30pm on Cartoon Network Sun-Thur
04/25/03 - G My Mask Smells Terrific
04/25/03 - F Troupe
04/25/03 - E=JC Squared
04/25/03 - C U N The Valley
04/23/03 - At Least It's Almost The 25th
04/23/03 - They Gave My Wife A Lube Job But All I Got Was Gassed
04/23/03 - Every Superhero Needs Good Background (music)
04/19/03 - SCBG 5
04/17/03 - SCBG 4
04/17/03 - SCBG 3
04/17/03 - SCBG 2
04/16/03 - SCBG
04/15/03 - Plasma Alliance
04/14/03 - Stripcreator Does Hollywood
04/09/03 - Punfight At The So-So Corral
04/08/03 - Back Up And Pun
04/03/03 - The Island of Dr. Remote
03/25/03 - Night Time in the Switching Yard
03/25/03 - These Comics Are Multiplying Like...
03/25/03 - Bedtime For Bongo?
03/25/03 - Myth-Busters Incorporated
03/25/03 - The Rabbit Has Two Faces
03/21/03 - Of Mice And Mengigo
03/18/03 - The One-Armed Swimmer Meets "Nelly"
03/18/03 - The One-Armed Swimmer Meets "Nellie"
03/14/03 - Every Picture Tells A Story Donut
03/14/03 - 2001: A Short Odyssey
03/09/03 - THE THREE-PANEL ILIAD
03/07/03 - Proud As A...
03/06/03 - Some PORTIONS Edited For Content
03/06/03 - What About Conundrum?
03/03/03 - New Ad Campaign For The Goat-Fil-A Chain
02/28/03 - CC 173: Anal Anagram
02/28/03 - CC 173: One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other
02/26/03 - The Pogues vs. The Monkees
02/25/03 - I Read Too Many Headlines At msn.com
02/24/03 - CC 172: Roadrunner Theme vs. Ned Kelly
02/23/03 - For No One
02/21/03 - Pablo and the Potato 5
02/21/03 - Pablo and the Potato 4
02/21/03 - Pablo and the Potato 3
02/21/03 - Pablo and the Potato 2
02/21/03 - Pablo and the Potato
02/20/03 - The P.I.G. and The Little Girl
02/19/03 - CC 171: The No-Wishes Club V
02/19/03 - CC 171: The No-Wishes Club IV
02/19/03 - CC 171: The No-Wishes Club III
02/19/03 - CC 171: The No-Wishes Club II
02/19/03 - CC 171: The No-Wishes Club
02/19/03 - The End Of The Innocence
02/19/03 - Depends Upon Your Definition
02/18/03 - CC 171: No, It Wasn't Scripted...Really
02/06/03 - the return engagement (thanks to TheFoam)
02/06/03 - A Thrasher In The Rye?
02/06/03 - Trans-Siberian Killing Field Blues
02/06/03 - Even Robots Get The Dis'
02/06/03 - CC 168: Even Robots Get To Reunite
02/05/03 - Even Robots Get The Porn
02/05/03 - Too Much "Bang" For The Buck
01/27/03 - cc 167: No Pigs In Zen?
01/27/03 - CC 167: Anus Only Club + Tribute To Johnny Hart
01/21/03 - Inspired by The Governor's CC 165 Entry #118635
01/21/03 - CC 166: Dirty Rotten Lying Filthy Savior
01/20/03 - When Sci-Fi Titles Attack
01/20/03 - Post-MLK-Day Accounting
01/16/03 - Copenhagen Den, Mark
01/15/03 - 1952--The Great Kangaroo Debate
01/15/03 - The Clones Of Brixton
01/14/03 - One-Track Mind
01/14/03 - Even Robots Get The Blues
01/13/03 - "Survey Says!"
01/13/03 - Ode To Technology
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