...Here's a letter from, Sylvester Stallone, and here's what it says, "Take a hammer andd a nail... and hammer the nail into your head!"
...And there you have it folks a nail stuck threw my head and... turn off the dang camera, dude, we'll get kicked off the air if our fans have to see me suffer!
Crap, I locked myself in the bathroom again! Someone get me out of here!
Why are you screaming!
I'm stuck in the bathroom... now you are. You want to know the real reason I was in the bathroom... I'm constipated. Now that I've told you that... I must kill you!
"Melvin, I've been thinking and I think you need a promotion..."
Sweet! Wait a minute...
... the promotion is for lazyness, slacking of, making out with the women from the super model company next door without permission, and hacking your sister's computer for her credit card number.
1 minute later...
My boss is a jerk. And if he thinks that e-mail will stop me from taking my sister's money, or making out with the hot girls next door... HE'S WRONG!
Shut up, Rex. Hi I'm Lara Vernon, this is my son, Rex. I got divorced a couple years ago, he said I harass random people to much. He also said that Rex is to retarded. So he took off for Boston.
My brother is fat!
Shut up! Well, then I got a tattoo that says, single and proud. Rex here, has a little brother in middle school named, Bobby. He's so stupid just like his big brother.
Why is ex-wife here? The guys at the TV company didn't mention that!
This is my stupid ex-husband. He never wears pants. Now do you see why I divorced?!
Halloween Special Part 1 (yes yes, I know it's not Halloween yet...).
Welcome to the Paul the Bunny Halloween Special... yes I realize it's not Halloween yet but as you guys know, I'm an impatiant man... or... ZOMBIE!! Ha ha ha... just kidding...
Wooo!!! I'm scary!!!
Basicly these episodes are crazy awesome and full of scaryness!!
I see the fear in your eyes!!!
Tune in next time for another (better) episode of... Paul the Bunny Halloween Special!!!
Hi I'm Sandra, please help us. My 14 year old child still breast feeds and my husband is an alcoholic.
No I'm not, *****!
Family 2: The Craigs
Hi, I'm Leo and we're a gay couple! We need help adujsting to this change.
We are perfect for each other but it's really akward.
Family 3: The Quarliesandrickos
OMG Rick is the sexiest husband I have.
Hi, I'm George. Help me! This is my daughter Nicki she has 3 kids, 5 boyfriends, and 2 husbands. My son is sober and in rehab. I'm divorced and I have 10 kids I'm pretty sure.
Hi I'm the Super Nanna and I'm here to tell you that I've chosen you to support through your hard times.
ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS!!! HOLY ****!!! THANK YOU *****!!!
Please state your problems...
Well Deon (16) is sober, Lara (10) has been kicked out of 4 schools, Barry (19) is a stripper, Nicki (14) has 3 kids, Bobby (4) smokes, Jake (15) is homo, Jack (15) is a crossdresser...
Continued...
Wow your family is really screwed up!
... Shari (5) and Helen (20) are both in jail, and Omarlijuando was adopted from a drug war in Mexico.