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by Ogyaf
12-19-02
Hi, Lia!
Allen, You Need A Better Home
At Lia's House
Is't This Better?
I Miss My Trash Can.
I Can't Believe Him...
Much Better!

 

by Ogyaf
12-10-03
Ogyaf meets Jesus
Hey, Jesus
Hello, my child
Whoa, you're my father?!
..........
Talk about a 'Star Wars' plot twist!
Dumb ass...

 

by Ogyaf
12-10-03
Oh my god! It's Daffy Duck!
Can I have your autograph?
You do know I'm not real, right?

 

by Ogyaf
12-13-03
Scooter4 Visits Ogyaf's pad
Nice house...
I know you are, but what am I?
Why do I even bother?

 

by Ogyaf
12-13-03
Later...
What did you come to my house for?
What, I can't visit you for no reason?
What are you, gay?
Don't say 'yes'... Don't say 'yes'...
Yes.
.......... God damn it!

 

by Ogyaf
12-13-03
You call yourself a "Klown"? Look at you... I picked out a darling little outfit for you. Now, get inside this metallic dressing room.
Ern works his magic
Much better, cutie...
Somebody shoot me; put me out of my misery.

 

by Ogyaf
12-13-03
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I got nothing.

 

by Ogyaf
12-14-03
And so he says, "That's no minivan; that's my wife!"
Three days later...
I don't get it.

 

by Ogyaf
12-15-03
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... VeiNZ!
Hello.
LOL that crazy veinz
LOL that crazy veinz

 

by Ogyaf
12-15-03
Dear, Ogyaf. I do not appreciate the comic you made about me. I asked to be funny. And why was I a beatnick? I demand that you make another comic of me. This time, make me funny.
If he says so...

 

by Ogyaf
12-15-03
Alright! I'm finally in a comic... And I'm not a beatnick this time!
You'll love this comic, VeiNZ! Trust me...
***NEWS FLASH***
We interupt this comic for an important news break.
Newscaster: "MTV has announced a new sitcom that will star Tom Green as the President... His Vice President will be a squirrel. Yes, this news is more important that a VeiNZ comic."

 

by Ogyaf
12-15-03
We present to you a music video by the one and only Britney Spears!
Must hammer nail through head to make terrible music stop!

 

by Ogyaf
12-15-03
Stop staring at me, squirrel. I hope you burn for this!
Drama queen...

 

by Ogyaf
12-16-03
Hammer: $25.99
Trash Can: $7.88
Your Own Series of Comics: Priceless
Well... Actually, Stripcreator does accept donations... But do I look like a guy who can afford to do so?

 

by Ogyaf
12-17-03
Is something wrong, officer?
You have the right to remain sexy...
What are you talking about? You're not a real cop, are you?
No, I am not...
I'm Big Ern. Now come over here and let me cuff you and frisk you, ya big silly goose!

 

by Ogyaf
12-18-03
Now I'll just put this hat on him...
I'm... I'm alive!
Holy shit, it's possessed! I must kill it...
No, you don't understand...
Burn, devil snow!

 

by Ogyaf
12-19-03
Spinark visits Ogyaf's pad
What's up, Spinny?
Nuthin', juggalo. Just choppin' up dead bodies fo' my dead body stew, ninja.
Dude... Look at you... You ARE a dead body.
Good point, dawg... Get an axe an' start chopping.

 

by Ogyaf
12-19-03
If I chop you up, how would you be able to eat your stew?
Well... Uh... I... Um...
Well what do you know? Thinking too hard really CAN make someone explode.
Damn it. I hate when that happens...

 

by Ogyaf
12-22-03
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a comic strip where I will have random 'GSBers act like Simpsons characters...
I'm an attourny. I represent 20th Century Fox.
But it's the 21st Century...
If you have any of your comic characters say anything even remotely related to The Simpsons, we will sue you for everything you've got!
Ay Carumba. Don't have a cow, man! .......... D'oh!

 

by Ogyaf
12-22-03
In the courtroom
I'm here to represent you...
You're not a lawyer!
In Virginia, anybody who passes the bar can be a lawyer.
You never passed the bar... And this isn't Virginia!
I represent View Askew. That last panel was taken word-by-word from an epsode of Clerks: The Animated Series. If you do or say anything remotely related to View Askew again, we will sue you.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!

 

by Ogyaf
12-24-03
They'll never in a million years find me hiding here...

 

by Ogyaf
1-27-04
Bada Dadada... i'm luvin' it!
Wait... What's "it"?
Director: It's what you luv...
Yeah, but what is "it"?
Director: Anything, I guess...
Could "it" be Burger King?!

 

by Ogyaf
1-27-04
Director: No; of course not.
I thought you said "it" could be anything... Could "it" be Wendy's?
Director: NEXT!

 

by Ogyaf
2-01-04
Would you like to play a rousing game of "Grab Ass"?
Go back to Scott's comics

 

by Ogyaf
2-03-04
I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go
Ashton: d00d, u've been Punk'D! lol, pwned!

 

by Ogyaf
2-04-04
Meh...

 

by Ogyaf
2-05-04
psxdude2001 likes to rate other users,
JARRIfD = 1/10
Fracture = 3/10
and the posts that they make.
spinark = 2/10
This comic = 0/10
...And he's also a pirate.
Well, at least I included you, right?
I wish you hadn't, emo-kid...

 

by Ogyaf
2-05-04
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... That is when the world will end.
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids

 

by Ogyaf
2-05-04
Welcome to Pimpburger. May I take your order?
I'll have Meal Number Three
Would you like bitches with that?

 

by Ogyaf
2-06-04
Due to budget cuts, this comic will only be two panels long.
I also could not afford the funny...

 

by Ogyaf
2-07-04
Are you the one they call Ogyaf?
No, but I'll take you to him.
Later...
Hey, IceDaKlown. I have a guy here that's looking for you. He wants you to go somewhere with him.
Oh, alright.

 

by Ogyaf
2-07-04
We have all banded together.
That's right. We decided that we weren't in enough of Ogyaf's comics yet.
So, we're going to make him put us in another hilarious comic.
Yup...
Mm-hm...
Yep...

 

by Ogyaf
2-08-04
Hey, Sickness.
Hey, Ogyaf.
So, Ogyaf, what's up?
Nothing much, I just... Wait a minute, I'm Sickness!
And so they continued like this for days on end...
Then who am I?
You're Ogyaf... I think. Or, maybe you're Sickness.

 

by Ogyaf
2-25-04
You must be really desperate for guests if you asked me to appear on your talk show...
She's been staring at me blankly for a half-hour. Will she ever say anything?
I'm married to Ozzy Osbourne. That makes me the Princess of [bleep] Darkness!

 

by Ogyaf
2-25-04
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy...
.........................
I still think I should be that red lizard thing in the shirt and tie...
I really hope I can get a restraining order on Colby
Damn, I'm sexy! If I could, I would clone myself and have sex with the clone.
Mass murder makes me happy. Dead bodies make me happy.

 

by Ogyaf
2-29-04
Have you had your Jell-o pudding today?
Aah! A ghost!
What?!
Don't try to fool me; I saw 'Ghost Dad.'
No, no, no... I'm Bill Cosby!
Aah! Bing Crosby!

 

by Ogyaf
3-23-04
Hey, Ogyaf! I'm going to be an Astronaut.
Heh... "Ass-tronaut." Are you going to Uranus?
LMAO!
................................... I don't get it.

 

by Ogyaf
3-28-04
Hi, Sis!
Hi. I want you to meet my roommate.
Hi. I'm almost 21, unemployed, has no license, and is living with my parents. Wanna go out sometime?
Not if you were the last guy on Earth, and I was the last girl on Earth; making the fate of all of Mankind resting on our fornication!
Later...
How'd it go?
I think she likes me.

 

by Ogyaf
3-29-04
Ern, I've been thinking long and hard, and...
Heh, "Long" and "Hard"
Why does this all of a sudden seem like a Sickness comic?

 

by Ogyaf
3-29-04
Oh no! I think I am having a heart attack! Chest hurts... Can't Breathe...
*BURP!*
Phew... It was just a burp.
d00d, u've been Punk'D! lol, pwned!

 

by Ogyaf
3-30-04
Ogyaf, don't you ever do anything?
Whatever do you mean, Ern?
You've been in that damn trashcan since 12/19/02
Well, you've been in that cowboy suit almost as long.
That's because I'm a cowboy, duh.

 

by Ogyaf
3-30-04
Ern, there's no such thing as cowboys anymore...
Yeah, well...
*runs away crying*

 

by Ogyaf
4-01-04
Hey, Ern. Let's get some subs*. What do you want on yours?
Hmmm... Meatballs...
*Sub can be replaced by any of the following: Grinder, Hero, Hoagie, Poorboy, Torpedo, Submarine, and/or Big-Ass Sandwich
"Meat"
"Balls"

 

by Ogyaf
4-02-04
Mr. Ogyaf, I have an appointment to haunt your house.
Look around; I don't have a house.
Well, I'll be damned...
Eternally, nonetheless.

 

by Ogyaf
4-07-04
Have you seen my pants?
The sad thing is... Yes, I have.
What's so sad about that?
Where I saw them; that's what.
Well, where did you see them?
On top of Colby's head.

 

by Ogyaf
4-07-04
I'm sorry to bother you, but I have something important I have to ask you.
What?
If I said you had a nice body, would you strip naked and have sex with me all night long?
Fuck you!
You would?!
God damn it!

 

by Ogyaf
4-09-04
Ogyaf, you need to get out of your trashcan more often...
I happen to like my can...
I like your "can," too, but I'm not always in it.
No; not always.

 

by Ogyaf
4-10-04
Sooo... any ideas for my new comic strip?
Teehee... "Strip."
Why is that seeming so familiar to me?
Heeheehee... "Semen"

 

by Ogyaf
4-10-04
Why are women so confusing, Oggy?
I don't know, Dorian. But I must say -- as confusing as they are, it is all worth in in the end.
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
Heh, "In the End"

 

by Ogyaf
4-11-04
It's one big struggle, but it will all be worth it if there's even the slightest chance you can have her in the end.
LMAO, "Have Her In The End"
Okay, now it's just getting redundant.

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