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by RainbowCat
12-16-03
AniMarth: So, you finally mad a comic.
R. Cat: Yes, and it empowers me with Grand Glee to make one!
AniMarth: Umm, this isn't the chat room. You don't have to use catchphrases.
RCat: You dare mock the power of glee! You will regret that, infidel!
Jamirus: RCat! Don't singe the non-gleeful!

 

by RainbowCat
12-16-03
AniMarth: Do you honestly think killing me will help you in any way?
RCat: No, because I'm not going to kill you. Only torture you with an Atomic Wedgie!
Draco: What in the hell!
RCat: Strange, I didn't think Marth wore leather boxers?
AniMarth: Thanks for using the Shift card, Ness!
Ness: I already told you! Call me Yami-Ness!

 

by RainbowCat
12-17-03
Draco: So, what you're saying is, you were attacking Marth?
RCat: Yes, and I feel badly for attacking him. Sorry you got in the crossfire.
Draco: Well, I'm still going to kill you. Not just for the wedgie, but for Yami-Ness.
RCat: Wait, can't we just just get along?
Fortunately, Draco fell into Jamirus's Bottomless Trap Hole.
RCat: Thanks for saving me again, Jams!
Jams: No problem! I would've used my Fissure card, but I didn't want to hurt Marthu!

 

by RainbowCat
12-17-03
AniMarth: Man, this day just keeps getting wierder and weirder.
Ness: Don't we all have something that others might consider wierd? Like those pictures I have of you.
After showing the pictures to Marth...
AniMarth: You'd better not show anyone those. I already told you that I dressed up like that for my brother.
Ness: Sorry Sailor Marth, but RCat just activated his Respect Play trap card. Its my turn, so I gotta show my opponent what's in my hand.
After seeing the pictures...
Jams: Man, I never realized that Marth had such a tight ass. And his all-around fashion sense is impeccable! If only I had my Exchange magic card!
RCat: Not only is he smart, but he looks "hot" too? At least I have my fat to keep me warm.

 

by RainbowCat
12-17-03
Meanwhile, on a galactic battleground...
Magus: Fool! This is where you die!
Prism: I'll never let you get to RCat, even if it means I die in the process!
Out of nowhere, N1NT3ND0 shoots Magus from behind.
N1N: I knew I'd find you here. King Peter Griffin told me so.
Magus: You made that up, dipwad.
N1N: Don't worry, I saved RCat for you.
Prism: Sorry, I ran out of prizes. There's allways next comic.

 

by RainbowCat
12-17-03
Back on Earth, RCat and Jams hand Ness a crushing defeat, leaving Marth only one choice.
AniMarth: I summon Leaf the Magic Swordsman! I don't know why I'm doing this, but it's better then my finals.
Leaf: Same here. Although I don't know why I can't be the Blue Eyes Leaf Dragon.
Jams, having regained her body, Jams steps in to duel for RCat's sake.
Ryu: Why in the hell did I get put into this comic?
Jams: It doesn't matter. Go, JudgeRyu!
Leaf: Man, you really should've waited to be approved before fighting me.
Ryu: STFU. If this were Dragonball: Destiny, you'd be dead ten times over before the ref yelled "go!"

 

by RainbowCat
12-18-03
N1N: Remind me never to join any RPG about anime again.
BluE: Why do you say that?
Inuyasha: Vegeta, gimme the blasted Jewel Shards or you'll feel the wrath of the Tetsusaiga!
Vegeta: Fool! You dare threaten the Prince of all Saiyans?
N1N: THAT'S what I mean!
BluE: Do you think Inuyasha has any chicken-in-a-bottle?

 

by RainbowCat
12-18-03
On the galactic battlegrounds, two mighty powers do battle.
Zoma: Just because you have the most votes does not mean you will win.
RCN: Please. The loyal voters will decide the winner.
Zoma: Do you honestly think those voters will save you from my wrath?
RCN: Thanks to TaiKou's love, I can.
Suddenly, RCN's fans slow down Zoma with e-mails, allowing WarGreymon and HerculesKabuterimon to thrash Zoma.
Zoma: Damn movie parodies. Uggghh.
RCN: OMGWTFHONEYBBQTAIKOUIWIN!

 

by RainbowCat
12-18-03
Two of the greatest villians in the world challenge each other.
Draco: I don't have the time to waste with you. I am the most powerful monster in all of Dragon Warrior!
Ganon: People call me the King of Evil. Not only that, but I'm a pimp, so you can't win.
Draco: How could being a pimp allow you to defeat me?
Ganon: Oh, girls! *snaps fingers
Suddenly, 100 hoes tackle Draco and "female-dog" slap Draco to death.
Draco: My heart and testosterone say, "Booyah!" but my brain and liver say, "Torch down these wenches!"
Ganon: And that's why I rule. By the way, each slap costs you $10. :D

 

by RainbowCat
12-18-03
Yet another pair fight for superiority.
N1N: I'm sorry, but I must win the Best Neutral Character Award. Besides, my superiors wanted this.
ShyGuy: It doesn't matter. If you want the award, I'll give it to you.
N1N: Well, then you'll come along quietly.
ShyGuy: No, I mean I'll literally give it to you. And the award happens to be a Chain Chomp!
N1N, with superhuman speed, fires a Fire Bullet at Shy.
N1N: Too bad. Good thing you aren't a girl.
ShyGuy: It's not over yet! I've become FRYGUY!

 

by RainbowCat
12-18-03
A fight that involves creativity. Neato.
RCat: Wait a minute, you're the second best?!?
AniMarth: Well, RCN's too busy, Shy doesn't want to fight you, and BluE winning this award is wayyy to pessimistic.
RCat: Do you honestly think you can win? I mean, if a wedgie scares you that much...
AniMarth: 1. I carry around a laptop, thereby giving me an advantage. 2. I'm an admin, so I can do this!
RCat: That was mean... ;-;
AniMarth: I am capable of mercy. That's why I didn't turn you into what Ryu looked like in comic #6.

 

by RainbowCat
12-18-03
MonkeyFeets: How dare you! I am obviously the most stylish!
Amy: No, I am!
MonkeyFeets: I AM!
Amy: No, I AM!
Suddenly, a mysterious bird girl thingy dispatches the combatants with the Clue Bat of "female dog" Slap.
Jams: That is why I am the most stylish! 'Cuz my cat ears are so cute!

 

by RainbowCat
12-18-03
A battle ensues; a battle of the best of the good.
X: Wait, why should we fight over who's the most good? Isn't that out of character for us?
RCat: Correct. I mean, doesn't it matter more that we are eligible for being the most good instead of who's the best?
X: You're right. Besides, us fighting might steer the votes away from us, and toward Tingle, or someone!
RCat: Yeah. So, let's agree not to fight. We have reputations to uphold, and peace to maintain!
Suddenly, in the distance, someone shouts, "Kooloo-limpah!"
X: If we've agreed to not fight, then why are you preparing a Rafoie spell?
RCat: Call it instinct, call it being prepared, call it paranoia, or call it someone shouting a stupid magic spell while wearing green and red tights.

 

by RainbowCat
12-19-03
Meanwhile, at the SSB RPG christmas party.
Grinch: The world's Christmas is now all mine! And there's no one that can stop me!
AniMarth: Except me.... Well, RCat and Jams could stop you, but I can do it the best.
Grinch: And how can you, a little Jewish boy, stop my power!
AniMarth: With my magic computer, which was imported from Tenchi Muyo!
Marth commands, with a few keystrokes, rains down bricks of Christmas cheer on the Grinch.
Grinch: Damn! I knew I shoulda stole the hat of the Cat in the Hat!
AniMarth: "A merry Christmas to all, and to all one per year!" Man, I love that show.

 

by RainbowCat
12-19-03
Marth: I play Rush Recklessly, Elf's Light, Rare Metal Soul, and 1 face down.
Leaf: Now to kick some "Light Dragon" butt!
Ryu: O_O;;
Jams: Well, I play Eternal Rest, which kills all monsters with Equip Magic Cards! Now, JudgeRyu, attack Marth directly!
Marth: Are you sure you want to do this?
Ryu: We can do this 3 ways. 1) You do my profile and make me stronger than RCat, 2) I thrash you until you do, or 3) CHANGE NOW!!!!!

 

by RainbowCat
12-19-03
Ryu and Marth have swapped bodies. Stupid DBZ...
AniRyu: NOW I HAVE THE POWER Your site is now mine!
Marth: No you don't! I activate my Deck Master special ability!
AniRyu: How can you! I have all your powers!
Marth: It should work if I touch my belly button. I hope it isn't #2.
Suddenly, once Marth touches his belly button, the effects of Ryu's Body Swap are reversed.
AniMarth: *cracks knuckles* So, what were saying about thrashing me?
Ryu: Umm, I think I hear someone calling my name at Destiny. Since I'm an admin, I must depart.

 

by RainbowCat
12-20-03
While AniMarth and his companions trekked for the Master Blade, they came across a robed figure.
RCat: So, you have come in search of the Master Blade, correct?
AniMarth: Wait a minute. RCat, what are you doing here, and where's your wizard's guise?
RCat: Well, there was an ad in the paper about a "Guardian for the Master Blade," and I got the job. As for your second question, isn't this how you've mostly pictured me as? Glee!
AniMarth: Hold on, I have to go get my bricks,... erm, I mean, talk to my partners.
AniMarth: O_O; *sigh* This is the last time I venture with random characters.
SpongeBob: HA-ah-ah-ah-ah! What's the matter? I'll make a Kraby Patty to help you!

 

by RainbowCat
12-21-03
In the galactic battlegrounds, two dragons fight for dominance.
Ryu: There's no way you can beat me, a Light Dragon!
Draco: Fool! I'm far stronger than you, and besides, I'm in the Wire-Frame Protection Program!
Ryu then transforms into a Thunder Drake.
Ryu: No protection in the world can save you from my wrath!
Draco: Except when it is a subsidiary of Cruel Melee Inc.! Come, my minions!
Suddenly, 7 really strong Fighting Wire-Frames swarm Ryu and beat the crap out of him.
Ryu: You cheater! You just too weak to fight me!
Draco: Moron! It's called a Summon spell. There's nothing weak about using your own magic to create creatures to beat up on people.

 

by RainbowCat
12-21-03
RcN: Wonder Admin Powers, activate!
AniMarth: Wonder Admin Powers, activate!
RcN: Form of, an elephant!
AniMarth: Shape of, a raindrop!
RcN: OMG! You are such a loser! I mean, what good is a raindrop for fighting crime?
AniMarth: For stopping an illegal soccer game?

 

by RainbowCat
12-21-03
RcN prepares the hired help for work in the new G.U.N. inn.
RcN: Ok, Magus. I want you to run this inn, OK?
Magus: Can do, RcN! *thinks, "This job'll be easy!"*
Suddenly, a guest approaches Magus.
BluE: Hey, do you have any chicken-in-a-bottle? I sure do love chicken-in-a-bottle!
Magus: I'll show you chicken-in-a-bottle!
Later....
RcN: *sigh* I thought I wouldn't have to tell you NOT TO KILL ANYBODY!!!
Magus: I didn't kill anybody. I was merely "helping" them...

 

by RainbowCat
12-21-03
What happens when you combine a homicidal robot with a king penguin! FOX's brand new sitcom: Kanaza and Bass!
Kanaza: I'll see who's at the door!
Bass: Where's Roll? She's never this late? I bet that b****** Zero shacked up with her!
Kanaza: Well, there was this blonde-haired girl, saying something about "Roll" and "Forte." I told her the music shop was 2 blocks from here.
Bass: WHAT! YOU STUPID FLIGHTLESS *bleep* *bleep*!
Don't forget to tune in every Sunday at 7!
Kanaza: Hey, if I didn't have to remember to pay YOUR rent, I would be able to remember your friends!
Bass: If you'll excuse me, I'll try to find the reason to why I should give a D***!

 

by RainbowCat
12-21-03
Meanwhile, at the North Pole.
Santaseviltwin: You're on my naughty list now, N1NT3ND0!
N1NT3ND0: Sorry, santa. It's nothing personal. I'm just following orders, and those orders are to capture you.
Santaseviltwin pulls out a Final Fantasy X-2 disk, and, using his magic....
Santaseviltwin: You'd better watch out, you'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, or I'll burn you to the ground!
N1NT3ND0: Damn. Good thing I saved Prism's life earlier.
Prism: You do realize that I'm not powerful enough to heal you, right?
N1NT3ND0: How can I be burning in the North Pole?

 

by RainbowCat
12-22-03
Meanwhile, in a field on an island with a name I can't remember.
BluE: Shhh! Be very, veeery quiet! I'm hunting chicken for my chicken-in-a-bottle! *laughs like Elmer Fudd*
Kazooie: Oh, shit! It's BluE! And he's even more stupid!
BluE: All right! Now, SPIRIT GUN! Wait, why isn't it working?
Kazooie: Idiot. I normally wouldn't waste this on someone as stupid as you, but I'm really POed!
Kazooie activates her Animality.
BluE: Noo! Don't hurt me! I'm just a kid who isn't near a KFC.
Kazooie: Lucky for you! I happen to have the recipe for EXTRA CRISPY!

 

by RainbowCat
12-22-03
Banjo comes to Humba-Wumba for help in response to a Want Ad.
Humba-Wumba: You must be desperate for a job if you need this, but OK. Ooo-ba-la-ka!
Banjo: Thanks, Humba!
Later, in the SSB RPG lounge.
Shy Guy: All right! TV! I wonder what's on PBS?
Banjo TV: grrr...
Banjo attacks Shy Guy with cords whips and electricity.
Shy Guy: Ahhh! Mad TV!
AniMarth: I really need to remember to start interviewing all new employees, erm, appliances, in person.

 

by RainbowCat
12-22-03
In the lounge of the SSB RPG, trouble occurs!
Shadow: Hah, it's like taking candy from a baby! Man, BlueMary makes good cookies!
RCat: Hey, that's my cookie! Please give it back, or you make not like what happens!
Shadow: I'm the fastest hedgehog, a pimp, and I'm Santa! What could you do to stop me, mage?
RCat: I may be a mage, but I also happen to be a Choir Boy! *starts praying*
Suddenly, a Zapdos appears and uses Thunder on Santa, which realizes RCat's cookie!
Shadow: No fair! You're on my naughty list for life!
RCat: Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger......flavored cookie.

 

by RainbowCat
12-22-03
RcN: Listen, I can't kiss you. Nothing personal, but I just can't.
Magus: Ah, come on baby! You know you want to!
Magus uses Phase to go to RcN, and then he hugs and kisses her on the lips!
RcN: *gags* YOU STUPID PERV! YOU'LL REGRET THIS!!
Magus: Nothing could make me regret that moment, not even being eaten alive!
RcN summons Lucemon, who tackles Magus into a crater and gets out his bib.
RcN: Damn! I thought that Anti-Romeo wannabe protector would work! I'll never buy anything from X-Play again!
Magus: Note to self: Always carry a Warp Stone, for emergencies.

 

by RainbowCat
12-22-03
On a cruise boat in the ocean, a new movie is being made.
AniMarth: Ok, this is the all-important love scene! Ready? Lights, camera, ACTION!
Girl: Oh, BluE! Please take me from this cruel world, and be my bride!
BluE: Umm, want some chicken-in-a-bottle?
AniMarth: *groans* CUT! BluE, did you even TRY to memorize your lines? And you should know that she is allergic to chicken!
Ganondorf: I really need to quit selling out my hos to private companies.

 

by RainbowCat
12-22-03
Later, at Marth's house.
AniMarth: Well, I'm glad that Jams got a burger, you came over, and that Ryu guy is gone. BTW, why did you come here?
RCat: To tell the truth, I came here for some of your mom's nachos?
AniMarth: You mean to tell me you came all this way, threatened to give me a wedgie, got me involved in that stupid duel, and got my body switched by an egocentric almost-naked guy for NACHOS?
RCat: Well, now that you mention it, I wanted to ask you if I got the switch in G.U.N. So, did I?
1 hour later.
Anchorman: And, in other news, a local 16-year-old kid fatally bricked a 16-year-old wizard. Witnesses say that the pair's last words were, "I TOLD YOU, YOU"RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN!" and "OWWW!"

 

by RainbowCat
12-24-03
RCat throws a Christmas party!
RCat: Yes! It is once again that blessed time of year, Christmas! Prism, get out the chocolate strawberries, candy canes, and various dips!
Prism: Umm, do you honestly think I can carry all of those things in here? I'm a fairy, not a backpack-wearing bear!
RCat throws a Christmas party!
RCat: Don't you have some magic pixie dust, or something to sprinkle on the food to make it float?
Prism: A) I'm not a pixie, so I don't have pixie dust. B) I'm not Tinkerbell! C) You have an army of Pokemon that can do your bidding!
RCat throws a Christmas party!
RCat: Yes, the Pokemon! They will assist me in my preparations, while you set up the lead star on the tree!
Prism: D) It's an angel. E) I CAN"T LIFT THE STUPID THING!

 

by RainbowCat
12-24-03
After the preparations are made, the first guest enters.
Grinch: Fool! You have let me into your party, completely unaware of the danger you are now under!
RCat: Well, I'd like to know the identity of the guests who warn of danger! So, who are you?
Grinch: Who am I? WHO AM I? I am ad! I am evil! I am not nice! I am the opposite of good! I am unkind!
RCat: *hears timer* Ooh! My cookies are done! Prism, could you listem to this guy for me?
After 3 minutes...
Grinch: I am mean! I am malicious! I am not good! I am bad! I am evil! I am not kind! I am not generous! I am not good!
Prism: God, I REALLY don't get paid enough for this job! I mean, out of all the Dr. Seuss characters I could've listened to, I have to listen to Mojo Jojo in an elf suit!

 

by RainbowCat
12-24-03
RCat: Thanks for coming to my party, Genkai!
Genkai: I didn't have any other plans, so thanks for inviting me. By the way, shouldn't you be keeping an eye on your guests?
Grinch: I am bad! I am unkind! I am not good! I am not nice! I am bad!
BlueMary: Would you just shut up already! You're more annoying than Sam Fisher!
Grinch doesn't stop, so Mary beats the tar out of him and kicks him out the door.
BlueMary: Excuse me, but where are the snacks?
Prism: Over there. You have got to teach me how to fight like that. I mean, imagine a world where fairies can fight instead of exercizing their jaws!

 

by RainbowCat
12-30-03
RCat: So, our team consists of a balloon PKMN, a guy who thinks he's a fairy, a Star Warrior, a robotic monkey, and me.
MonkeyFeets: Affirmitive.
RCat: And the 5 of us are supposed to fight a huge, fire-breathing dragon?
MonkeyFeets: That is correct.
RCat: If you'll excuse me, I saw this wonderful little life insurance sales building that I simply must visit!
MonkeyFeets: My CPU tells me that your confidence rating has sharply dropped. Response: Go suck an egg.

 

by RainbowCat
12-30-03
In a rare moment of idiocy.
Shadow: Yippee! It's Boxers day at the SSB RPG!
Ganondorf: Yes! I can show off my pimpinness!
AniMarth: This rocks! I am so glad I died my hair blonde! Now I can have more fun like this!
BluE: Of course! Feel the wind, Marthu!
RCat: Now I am scared. I am so not suggesting anything like this, or making a comic like this again.
Roshi: You're a wizard, right? Use some sort of gender-changing spell!

 

by RainbowCat
12-31-03
Magus: You know you want me!
RcN: Of course I do! Gimme a kiss!
After 5 minutes of kissing.
Magus: Man, that was the best time I've ever had! I can't wait until I get to second....WTF?!?!?!
Leaf: Funny story. RcN promised me an administration position on the SSB RPG if I posed as her for you.
Magus: Where in the hell is my scythe?
Leaf: Thank God for latex lips! Man, you have magic, right? Cast a dang breath mint spell once in awhile!

 

by RainbowCat
1-01-04
RcN: Marth, you're my clone. I could never hate you. In fact, I kinda love you.
AniMarth: I love you, too! Let's practice our CPR!
After a 7-minute make out scene.
RcN: That was wonderful! You are so suave, Marthu. Wait a minute, you're not MARTHU!!!
Magus: Man, that was great! I mean, disguising myself as Marth was a great idea. How does it feel to be tricked?
RcN lays the smackdown on Magus. breaking his arms and face.
RcN: While were on the subject of feelings, how does that feel?
Magus: You know you want me!

 

by RainbowCat
1-01-04
RcN: Man, this hot springs is wonderful!
Magus: See, I told you this was a good idea, N1N!
RcN: It's so wonderful, especially when you have self-launching bricks all laid out for PEEPING TOMS!
Magus: Hey, she saw us! You're lookin' fine tonight, baby!
After RcN beats the crap out of them.
Magus: Mmmm, it was worth the pain! That was a wonderful sight we saw!
N1N: I agree, however, while we are on the topic of anime, how about I do a scene from Trigun!

 

by RainbowCat
1-01-04
BluE: Chicken-in-a-bottle! Come get some scrumptious chicken-in-a-bottle!
Sonic: Wait, why are we selling chicken-in-a-bottle? It's gross! I don't know how you got me, the worl'd fastest hedgehog, to sell this junk with you.
BluE: How dare you! Chicken-in-a-bottle is a gift from the gods! You are too stupid to understand its significance.
Sonic: Well, you're stupid if you think I won't do something about that! I will use my swords on you!
Later..
BluE: Little does he know that I will kick his butt once I use Chakra.
Sonic: Hey, I've got a brilliant idea! If I sell my swords, I can use the money to buy cooler swords! And cooler swords mean cooler sword-chucks!

 

by RainbowCat
1-04-04
RCat's grows desperate as he waits for an appearance or mentioning in a sprite comic.
Prism: YOU SOLD ME OUT TO BASS?!?!? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
RCat: Well, Bass needed someone to fall in love with in one of his sprite comics. I couldn't possibly fit the bill, so I volunteered you.
Prism: Don't you have some sort of gender-changing spell you could use?
RCat: I told you not to mention that in public. Besides, I'm saving that spell for a different purpose, like the Want Ads.
Meanwhile, at Marth's house, Marth reads the paper on his computer.
AniMarth: You put in the paper that I want a girl to go out on a date with me? If you think that I need a girlfriend that badly, why not give me one of your girls?
Ganondorf: 1. I'm a pimp, not a dating service. 2. Unless you want to get to first base or higher, my girls wouldn't date you. 3. Beggars can't be choosers.

 

by RainbowCat
1-04-04
Wolf: Hey, RcN, you hot, gorgerous babe! How about you, me, and Mary head up to Make-Out Crater and do the dance?
RcN: How about no? Why won't you just buzz off?
Magus: Listen, Wolfie. RcN is mine! If you come on to her again, I'll kill you.
Wolf: Shut up. You're too young to understand what I'm going through, so how about you go play in bloody 'ell!
Magus uses Fire 2 through his scythe and kicks Wolf's butt.
Magus: Well, I saved you from that guy. Why not give your hero a thank-you kiss?
Rcn: *thinks, "Man, I really wish Marth had saved me." Listen, how about I don't kill you for stalking me and we call it even?

 

by RainbowCat
1-05-04
Ganondorf: So, you're saying that you will double my already great pimpin' and dark powers and give me Zelda, and all I have to do is serve you, shrug off all free will, and become a Wire Frame.
Master Hand: You are correct.
Ganondorf: Well, let me put that on my "List of Things That Will Never Happen." Wait, I left it in my pimpmobile. Hold on while I get it.
Master Hand: Take your time.
Ganondorf drives off, and, 20 minutes later.
Master Hand: He's not coming back, is he? We lost another one.
Crazy Hand: You're an idiot. Next time, tell them the requirements AFTER they say "yes."

 

by RainbowCat
1-07-04
Bass: I love you, Roll! Freak me!
Roll: I love you too! Let's do the freak!
After 5 minutes...
Bass: That was so kicking! I doubt Ganon could've done that! Wait a minute.....YOU'RE NOT ROLL!
Peter Griffin: Heheheheheheh! You just freaked Lord Draco! Bye!
Bass: DAMN YOU, GRIFFIN! I AM GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU FOR THIS! HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH ME! BTW, FAMILY GUY SUCKS!

 

by RainbowCat
1-14-04
Magus: Okay, Tails. Please, let me touch 'em just once!
RcN: No, Magus. Besides, I already have a boyfriend!
Magus: Gahhh! Well, could you tell me what lucky SOB has taken you from me?
RcN: He's smart, handsome, strong, brave, courteous, and a great game player! He's a boy toy and a sugar daddy, and I'm going out with him tonight!
Marth: Okay, pocket protector, check. 2nd pair of underwear, check. Copy of Sonic Heroes: Director's Cut, check.
RCat: *to audience* What? You thought I'd be her hunk? Of course not! I'm just here to help Marth, then thwack him and take his place on his date.

 

by RainbowCat
1-14-04
Marth: How long have you been there, RCat?
RCat: Long enough to see what you've packed. LOL. Wait, who's that coming?
Marth: Oh, you are SO DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have come to take your girlfriend!
Marth performs an attack which combines Shield Breaker with Strider's Formation X attack on SpongeBob. He then goes into his bathroom to further prepare.
SpongeBob: So, did I do a good job?
RCat: You did great. Marth suspects nothing. Now I will initiate Phase 2 of my plan. Glee!

 

by RainbowCat
2-03-04
Master Hand: Congratulations! You have been accepted as our new top monster!
Angra Mainyu: Graghha!
Master Hand: That's what I would say normally. But you're too sandy, so you aren't accepted. I can't let you get sand all over everything!
Angra Mainyu: Graghha!
Later....
Crazy Hand: Why in the hell do I let you live? Any idiot would know not to tell a monster with 300K HP something like that!
Master Hand: You should be thankful. Do you know how hard it is to clean sand out of alternate dimensions?

 

by RainbowCat
3-05-04
In the Disney executive waiting room, 2 of the least lame of Disney chars await the results of their auditions.
Goliath: I'm very excited about this. If we get major roles in Kingdom Hearts 2, then we can stop Disney from making any more pointless sequels!
Buzz Lightyear: Yes, and thanks to your friend, we will finally get the respect we deserve!
Meanwhile, in Mr. Disney's office.
Oberon: And that is why Goliath and Buzz Lightyear should get the roles in KH2. You won't find any better characters, save for ourself and maybe those dinosaurs from the Land Before Time series.
Mr. Disney: Wait, that's it! The Land Before Time dinosaurs have a lot of pointless sequels. They're perfect for the role! Wake up Square-Enix and the LBT dinos' agents and we'll do lunch!
Later...
Goliath: Curse you Oberon! I knew we should've just beat up Mr. Disney for parts!
Buzz Lightyear: Fret not, my stone-by-day friend! I hear that they're looking for heroes for the new Disney/DBZ crossover game! They'll surely want us! Because dinosaurs don't know how to fight!

 

by RainbowCat
9-07-04
RcN: So, where's the birthday present you said you'd get me? It isn't another RcN vs. Magus, is it?
RCat: Of course not! I know how much that pairing annoys you!
RcN: Well, it's obviously a comic, so what is it?
RCat: It's something so superkalafragilisticexpialadocious, that the thought of it brings me immense GLEE and pain!
New comic series: Kanaza vs. Joe!
Kanaza: Oh, hell no!
Joe: Great. Let's all pick on the new guy. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

 

by RainbowCat
11-11-04
RCat: Happy 17th birthday, Marth! I made you a comic!
AniMarth: I can see that, and thanks! Uh, this isn't one of those "vs." comics, is it?
RCat: Of course not! So, are you sure you wanna take Peach up on her offer to be head admin for a day?
AniMarth: I think I will. I mean, it is Peach we're talking about. What could go wrong?
RCat: This is definitely wrong. Peach should know better than to roast n00bs instead of nuking them.
n00bs: we ees bruning!111 dose slutbukets burnd us!11eleventy

 

by RainbowCat
11-11-04
RCat: Happy Late 1Xth Birthday, Peach!
Peach: It's about time! So, did you get me a comic?
RCat: Actually, I got you Guy! And not the Final Fight Guy, but a stripper version of FE7 Guy! Turn around!
Peach: Oh, boy! This is the...
Peach: ...best present...ever... Uh, thanks?
Squirrel: *chatter, chatter* (Conker's Bad Fur Day rocks!)

 

by RainbowCat
11-11-04
RCat: Wait, that not your present! I was supposed to mail that squirrel to Marth for his bday!
Peach: Well, obviously it wasn't my present. Wait...if Marth's present is here, then that means...
RCat: ...Aw, crap!
Peach: I have GOT to see this!
At AniMarth's house...
Guy: I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants, so sexy it hurts!
AniMarth: Must...kill...RCat... once...eyes...stop...burning.

 

by RainbowCat
11-11-04
We find ourselves in the middle of an important discussion between furry people.
Amethyst: I'm afraid you are wrong, RCat, for I could beat you easily in a fight.
RainbowCat: That is where you are wrong, Ameth, for I could mop the floor with you!
Then, a mighty battle of paws, claws, and teeth ensues!
Amethyst: Oh, yeah? Ice vision!
RainbowCat: Oh, yeah? Heat vision!
...I give up.
Amethyst: It appears that we've reached a stalemate.
RainbowCat: Stalemate, schmalemate! Your just jealous that I look good frozen.

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