stripcreator archive (2001-2026)

make a comic : top rated : forums

Jump to user:

All comics by Tom_O_Bedlam

Profile

I am not authorised to provide that information.

 

A Cautionary Tale by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
So... So?	How's things? I will kill you.	Moral: Where there is smoke, there is fire Why? Please Die.

 

Things are going to change around here... by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
Eventually... I sure am glad that invisibility wore off. You shouldn't be.	Why not? Now I can see you, prey.	To Be Continued... Bugger Prepare to die.

 

Bastard Bishop Berkleley Would Spin In His Grave by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
You can't kill me! I'm a solipsist! It'd be like killing the god that was dreaming you! What?	Think about it.	It ends here, philosophy gimp. Bugger

 

Paved With Good Intentions by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
Comeuppance is due... You're going down, mister. But...I'm an atheist!	..add a little brimstone... Hell doesn't care, smartarse AAAAAAARGGHHH!!!!!!	...AAAAAGGGGHHHH...it burnsss.... That sure is a long way down...

 

HELL! ain't a bad place! by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
WELCOME TO THE FIERY PIT SINNER! I AM ITS LORD, THE LIGHTBRINGER! YOU SHALL COME TO CURSE THAT NAME AS YOUR FLESH BROILS FOR ETERNITY!	WILL YOU KNEEL BEFORE ME AND BEG FOR SALVATION, BEFORE I HURL YOU INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE?	First impressions are so important... You're shorter than I expected.

 

Bad Tidings by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
Back on Earth... Why? *sob* Why? He was my only son! It's all here in his suicide note...	This is the hardest part of the job	Something doesn't add up here... This is signed by you! Well, he cut his fingers off before he pulled the trigger. I had to write it for him.

 

Doin' Time by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
Unfortunately, the jury didn't buy it... Now I'm sad. A little sodomy'll cheer you up...you can be the bitch...		A little demonology makes everything better I still have friends in low places.

 

The Fate Of All Debt Collectors by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
Bored, bored, bored...	Payment time... Bored, bored, bored... There's still the small matter of your immortal soul...We want it. Now.	But what's this? Bored, bored, bored... AAAAGGHH!

 

Who Says Hell Has To Have The Best Lawyers? by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-21-01
Too late, it dawns on him... I'm thinking we should've perhaps limited that power of yours somewhat...	I think maybe you're right.	And so on... Bored, bored, bored...

 

Bible Studies by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-22-01
Like many inmates before him, Faust turns to religion So what was it like being crucified, Oh Lord? I prefer not to dwell on it. Let us talk about love instead.	I MUST FIND OUT!	..strange..numb..feeling... I don't think I want you for a sunbeam any more.

 

The Lame Escape by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-22-01
It's about time...	What happened to my cell? We're bustin' you out of here.	Must...go out...and...kill... We all knew you were set up; you may dabble in the Black Arts, but you're no murderer.

 

More Than You Bargained For by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-22-01
Back down below: SO, HOW IS THE NEW SINNER GETTING ON? He doesn't seem to be suffering nearly enough. Unlike the other lost souls in his company.	WELL, EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING. THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. Indeed, Oh Dark Lord.	The Lake of Fire: I Spy with My Little Eye...something beginning with...F I'd resigned myself to an eternity of torment for my Earthly excesses, but this guy's something else...

 

It's So Hard To Get A Decent Education Nowadays by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-22-01
Back in School: Welcome back Mr. Faust. I'm glad you were able to come back to work so soon. 'Demonology 1A' have really missed you. It's a pleasure to be back, sir.	Bonjour la Classe ...need...blood..shed...	Everyone take one step backwards... I think we'll do a 'Virgin Sacrifice' practical today. Any volunteers? I'll do it! Pick me, Mr. Faust, sir!

 

Can You Tell I I Don't Speak Latin? by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-23-01
Practical Demonology: If you know where to cut, and the right incantation, a simple virgin sacrifice can summon all sorts of Infernals...Lie down please, Bruce Okay, sir.	It's working Here...and here...and here...then disembowel....chant "In Nomine Satanis, Veni Vidi Vici, Alea Jacta Est"... Owwww..aaaaghhh!....aaaaaAAAAAA -RRAAAGGHHH!!!	Et voila! Sweet, sweet murder... HOW MAY I HELP YOU, MORTAL?

 

It Shouldn't Happen To A Hellspawn by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-24-01
The summoning has been successful! WHAT SERVICE SHALL WE PERFORM IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL? ...WAIT A MINUTE...YOU'RE ONE OF OURS ALREADY!	?	I want you to go out and kill. Kill! KILL!! Sod this. I'm going down the pub.

 

Where Do They Get These Supply Teachers From? by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-26-01
Another day, another dollar... Good morning, Mr. Faust. As you have nothing timetabled for 1st period, I have you covering Philosophy 2B for Mr. Mumford. Okay, Headmaster.	Bonjour la classe. Today we'll be learning about Occam's Razor. Come to the front please, Jamie.	The red mist descends... **Slash** **Cut** **Slice** Please, not my face! Oh God, my eyes! Help!

 

Vive La Revolution! by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-27-01
A brief aside... Our language is missing something. . We have gender specific terms for adults: 'man' and 'woman'. Children are 'boys' or 'girls'	But babies are just 'babies'. We must do something about this!	(An elephant and a pair of cymbals falling off a cliff) Henceforth, babies in general will be 'bebes'. Male bebes will be 'hebes'; female ones shall be referred to as 'shebes'. And a women carrying twins of different sexes will have a case of the "hebe-shebe"s!

 

Haha, Joke. by Tom_O_Bedlam 12-28-01
SODOMY!! Ha! Hahaha!		Thank you for listening. That is all. Goodbye.

 

Philosophy Gimp Burns For His Sins...More by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-07-02
Down There: Have you learnt your lesson yet? AArrrrgghhh!!	A moment of respite... So, as I was saying, it is perfectly realistic (pun intended!) to support the Relativistic world-view, given that....	Do you *never* learn? AArrrgghhh!

 

Sisterly Love by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-07-02
It needed to be said, I feel. Have you ever noticed how creepy I look, sister?	Yes. Your eyebrows make you look far too manly, and as such, those pigtails are very unbecoming.	Sigh... Fuck you, shortarse.

 

Inspection Time by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-07-02
I'm sure some inspectors wear a uniform like this... So, what's the verdict, Inspector. We have discovered an excessive number of student fatalities in your school. All in classes taken by Mr. Faust. I am going to have to shut this place down pending further investigation.	Mr. Faust has his uses... Whatever. You and that psycho are going to be in big trouble...	I'll see you in court. I'll be seeing you in HELL, monkey. Prepare yourself for an over-enthusiastic trepanning.

 

It's a sin by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-08-02
My wife cheated on me with the sherrif, so I shot the both of them! Bah! That's Wrath! Next!	Once every year, I travel round the world, and stuff myself with all the mince pies and cookies I can find. Can't you do better than Gluttony?Next!	Dammnit, boss, why do I never get to hear any Original Sin any more? DAMN SLOTHFUL HUMANS.

 

Cowboy Sinners by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-08-02
Pride So I said, "My rotor turbines sure generate the finest damn gravitons in the West!" Ha ha!	Envy Bastard. I wish my rotor turbines were that good...	Wrath What the Hell is he talking about? I HATE YOU! BASTARD DIE DIE! AAARRGGH!

 

Just Ask This Scientician... by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-08-02
Your attention please... I am sick and tired of scientists being stereotyped as mad boffins with their heads in the clouds, and a desire to play god.	Science is a noble profession, serving the cause of advancing knowledge and understanding. Plus the technological benefits we give you.	Thank you for listening. Now, back to finding out what happens when we react squirrels with conc. nitric acid... Oh, nuts.

 

Section 28 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-08-02
The obligatory weekly PSE lesson: Bonjour la classe. Todays subject is ... Sex Education. Woohoo! *Snigger*	Today, we will be learning about the controversial subject of...homosexuality. We'll start with a roleplay Timmy, you and Robert can pretend to be a gay couple, then we can discuss the issues involved.	It could happen! We must protect our children! That's right, Timothy. Give it to him hard! Who's the daddy? Make him say it! Ow...my poor virgin anus...

 

Insomnia Comics, No.1 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.		Phew, made it.

 

Insomnia Comics No. 2: Confessional by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Go on, my son.	I have crushed many hu-mans. I have raped and I have pillaged - mostly raped. I have fornicated with loose women...the list goes on.	I'm Church of England; why the fuck should I care?

 

Insomnia Comics No. 3: In the lab with the non-mad scientist by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
At last! I think I may have discovered the cure for cancer!	I must just perform a few tests. Laboratory animal! Eat this drug-soaked peanut. *Squeek* *Crunch*	Eureka! oh, nuts.

 

Helping Henry: Part 1 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
Excellent! We have made it down to Earth! Now to begin surveillance of Earthlings...	I shall use my disguise ray on you, then you may begin your mission	Excellent! You are now a dining chair! Go forth, and infiltrate an Earthling household! Sir!

 

Helping Henry: Part 2 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
Day 1: Infiltration of Earthling home successful. Surveillance begins...	What the - MUM! What is this bench doing in my room?! Sh, Earthling! I am an alien disguised as a dining chair. I am observing your species...	You aren't a dining chair! You're a park bench! Get out of my room! Day 1, additional: disguise has been penetrated; am relocating to the 'park'.

 

Helping Henry, Part 3 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
The park, early morning	Shortly... Greetings, Earthling! I am an alien, sent here to observe your species.	Mental note: lay off the crack in future. Hello? Earthling? Hello?

 

Cowboys Helping Henry with his Physics: Part 4 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
So then I said "Those rotor turbines sure ain't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha!		What the fuck was all that about?

 

Helping Henry Part 5: The Grim Finale by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-09-02
Because 'N3' sounds like 'Henry', see? Back so soon, N3? They have already discovered how to generate gravitons, chief. They grow too powerful!	Then we have no choice but to destroy them before they are capable of destroying us. Regrettable, but necessary, captain.	Earth: Oh no! the planet is being exploded! The end.

 

The End Of The World, And How To Deal With It by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
Here's how to survive Apocalypse in 3 simple steps:	If you see four horsemen coming down the street towards you: 1) Remove all sharp objects from your pockets. 2) Phone the Fire Brigade.	3) Run. Simple, yet effective.

 

Low Spirits (it works on so many levels) by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
The Prince of Darkness is feeling a little down BELIAL, OLD FRIEND, DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? ALL OF THIS BURNING SINNERS FOR ETERNITY, HOW DOES THAT FIT INTO THE BIG GUY'S PLAN? Not really.	I MEAN, SURE, IT'S FUN, BUT WHY CAN'T WE BE THE ONES DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR A CHANGE? PEACE AND LOVE AND ALL THAT. You've been at the whiskey again, haven't you?	*hic* I LoVe yOU, YoU pISs *hic* *sigh*

 

Lost Dreams, Unrealised Ambitions by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
IT'S NOT FAIR...I NEVER WANTED TO DO THIS, ANYWAY. I NEVER WANTED TO BE A FALLEN ANGEL. I WANTED TO BE... Oh, don't start this again...	A LUMBERJACK! Cut it out, boss.	SORRY. I should coco.

 

Dicing With The Devil by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
Monday SNAKEYES, YOU LOSE! Darnit.	Friday SNAKEYES, YOU LOSE! Darnit.	Saturday SNAKEYES, YOU -JUST WHAT DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK FOR, ANYWAY? Sheer pig-headedness, I guess.

 

His Name Is Bobby, He Looks Like A Potato by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
o/`Robot sodomisation / came sweeping across the nation o/`	o/`I tell you people, I'm glad it's over / I was fucked in the arse by a guy named Tobor o/` RAAAR!	o/` Yeah, my name is Bobby Brown / Watch me now, I'm going down o/` Five dollars, not a penny more.

 

I Don't Know Art, But I Know What I Like... by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
You're covering Art today, Mr. Faust. It's a meaningless subject, so just keep the little bastards occupied, OK? I have a couple of ideas...	Bonjour la classe. Today, you will learn about Modern Art, and especially the recent movement known as 'Britart'	Fuck.

 

The Non-Mad Scientist At The Aquarium. by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
Wonderful!	My finest creation!	I hate him. Kill me.

 

Satan Can Sin With The Best Of Them by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-10-02
BLOODY HUMANS MAKE ME SO ANGRY! ALWAYS CONCENTRATING ON JUST ONE SIN ABOVE ALL OTHERS! GRAAAH! I SHOULD RIP OUT AND DEVOUR ALL OF THEIR SINGLE-MINDED HEARTS!	I WISH I HAD ALL THE OPPORUNITY FOR SIN THOSE LUCKY BASTARDS HAVE...I'D BE DAMN GOOD AT IT TOO! MAYBE I SHOULD GO UP TO EARTH AND SIN AS MUCH AS I CAN...I WOULD SIN MORE THAN MY RIGHTFUL SHARE! MIGHT EVEN BREAK A FEW COMMANDMENTS WHILE I'M AT IT!	AH, SOD IT, I'LL JUST STAY IN AND WATCH THE TELLY.

 

Testing... by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
Can I post comics again yet? It looks that way!		Say something funny. Yes, it was a trifle bizarre.

 

More Misadventures Of The Sane scientist by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
Eureka! I have made the finishing touches to my anti-ageing serum! Now, I must just test it...drink this, lab squirrel.	I will go down in history as the man who defeated death! Hey, what's going on?	Oh, nuts. Brains...

 

Misadventures Of The Sane Scientician, Continued. by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
Oh, my! I seem to have accidentally created a zombifying agent! Brains...	I must dispose of it somewhere safe, before anything disastrous happens. But where? Where? Brains...	Perfect.

 

Insomnia Comics No.4: Doggy Style by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
M'aidez! M'aidez! My ship has sunk, and I am forced to balance on this ball to stay afloat. The ball is also rapidly deflating.		Bloody well sod you then.

 

Abominations Of Science, Part 1 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
...brains... ...wood...	...brains... ...brains...	...brains... Oh no! The undead walk the Earth! I bet this is the fault of that damn mad scientist! Aaargh! My skin!

 

Abominations Of Science, Part 2 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
He's not mad, he just hears these voices keeeeeeeee Professor you've got to help us! Undead hordes are plaguing our cities and eating our brains!	keeeeeeeeee You must use your science to think of a subtle and ingenious way to destroy this menace!	I have an idea of what we could do...

 

Abominations Of Science: Part 3 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
The Professor puts his plan into action...

 

Abominations Of Science, Part 4 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
Aha, my plan has worked! What the fuck are you talking about? You destroyed all life on the planet except for you, me, and the cockroaches! And the zombies are still here!	...brains...	Ah, but now the zombies will have no human brains to feed on, and they will soon die out! Remind me never to trust you with the fate of a planet again.

 

Abominations Of Science, Part 5 by Tom_O_Bedlam 1-11-02
Well, the zombies have died out now...but we have a serious cockroach problem...		I have an idea... Don't you fucking dare. Let's just get back to repopulating the planet.

Showing page 1.

Next »