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by fzh
7-15-03
I Forest shall make a comic about my friends, this is Mikey
What the hell? Change me now!
If you can't tell, Mikey's our mental punching bag.
You suck Forest, You really do.
I guess this will do if you get me out of the trash can
Mikey's afraid of aliens, espetially greys.
Boo.
AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

by fzh
7-15-03
Next we have Kyle.
Sup?
Why can't I have a cool Image like that?
Well, you see...umm
Here, let me handle this Forest.
Situation: Taken care of

 

by fzh
7-15-03
I have found it, the perfect image for Nick!
Yo
Nick's a stalker.
No I'm not.
Yes, he is.
Ooooo. Kaitlyn. Must....Follow.
Damn it, it's that Nick again!

 

by fzh
7-15-03
This is Jeremy.
I like dragons.
He like's dragons, that's why I chose this character for him
Dagons are neat.
Look a dragon!
Where?

 

by fzh
7-15-03
This is Tony, I don't really know him very well.
Hi.
That concludes the Concord/Coffee Crew. Now I will move on to Palo Alto People.
Well, I didn't mention Brooke, but he's not in on the coffee thing....
Koncord Koffee Krew, you mean KKK? You calling people in Concord rasict? It's 'cuz I'm white, huh?
Read the sign Brook.

 

by fzh
7-15-03
Palo Alto Introductions
Mmkay, I'll start with Amos Mak.
Why do I look so funky?
Whatever you do Amos, just don't say...
I couldn't find a better picture for you.
Isn't it great.
You said it.
ISN"T IT GREEEAAAAATTTT that I articulate, Isn't it grand That you can understand.
Ugh

 

by fzh
7-15-03
Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana
Oh, Hi Devin. What do you think of the image I chose for you that looks nothing like you.
Why the hell isn't this a KATANA?
You cares, scimitars own Katanas so baddly.
GGGRRRRRRRRRR. KKKKKKKKKKYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!
OH God no!

 

by fzh
7-15-03
MIKEY! We got a letter from the school about something! Probably something you did wrong, You're on restirction for another decade! Now go to your jail cell young man!
This says that the parking spaces in the school parking lot were widened.
Oh Well, as long as I'm here I can do something involving my imagination....
Three Weeks later....
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

by fzh
7-17-03
So, I thought I would explain how things are going with this.
I'm still trying to choose an image for some people.
The lack of ethnic minorities and females in the image choice is astounding
Nick got really offededed by the one where I introduced him so I'll make the next strip to try to make it up to him
Other than that I feel this comic is getting better every strip.
Except the one where I introdce Jeremy SUCKED. I'm very sorry for putting you through that.

 

by fzh
7-17-03
Nick here, I just want to inform you that I've been through with Kaitlyn for a long time.
It's true, he found out she didn't enjoy being stalked.
I didn't salk her, I merely found out her information of my own accord. Anyway, I now like someone else.
And he's seen the light too.
That's right, I know now that I have to wait for girls to give me their address and phone number. I can't follow them around and get their number from 411 and stuff.
It's so sad! we can't truthfully call him a stalker anymore!

 

by fzh
7-17-03
Forest picks up the phone and calls Mikey.
Herro, I from Round Teible Piza Derriviry Saavice, Yu want Round Teible Piza?
What?
A-I ..... F-R-O-M ..... ROUND TEIBLE .... P-I-Z-A .... DERRIVIRY ..... SAAAAAAVICE ..... Y-U-U-U ..... W-A-N-T .... ROUND TEIBLE ..... P-I-Z-A?
No.
OKKKKAY! Piza be dere at six!
WAIT! I said I DIDN'T *click*

 

by fzh
7-17-03
Forest calls Mikey on a later date, and suprizingly gets his step-mom.
Hello?
*Squeaky voice* Hello? Would you like to buy a Squeaky Moose?
That blob is supposed to be her....
Who is this?
*Squeaky Voice* I'm from the Squeaky Moose Corporation. So, Do you want to buy a Squeaky Moose.
No, I don't.
*Squeaky Voice* OK then, bye. *hangs up*

 

by fzh
7-20-03
I see that my *cough* innocent comic has sparked a new series of friend bashing...My friends all got comics and now they're all bashing each other. So, now I will change forms to try and stop this!
Ready to tranform?
Stop the fighting man!

 

by fzh
7-20-03
What the Hell?
Nick! I'm promoting Comic Peace!
. . . . . .
Well, you haven't been bashing anyone but Brook, except for the part about Mikey lieing, and that really happened.
Get away from me dirty hippie.
Whatever

 

by fzh
7-20-03
Oh hi Forest.
Mikey, Peace out man! Stop with the hating!
Kyle started the hating. I was just doing the same as you guys.
I know, but you better not diss Kyle's weight anymore. You know that's a touchy subject.
OK, but I still think he was hitting below the belt.
I'll admit it was harsh, but it is true, you are a chronic liar. And don't deny you said you had sex when you were five. Think back to sixth grade. Denying it is only another lie.

 

by fzh
7-21-03
Kyle chose that as his second form.
Hey Forest, what's up?
Stop the fighting man!
He provoked me.
I know that whole fat thing was really harsh, but you made him a monkey. He was just doing the same as you and I. and he only attacked you because he hasn't gotten to me yet.
You may be right, I'll have to think it over.
By the way, I really like you comic about me and Richard. Classic.

 

by fzh
7-21-03
Well then, I guess that's that.
Now what?....maybe I should act like a hippie.
I know what hippies do!
*ka-light!!* (note: this is enlarged)
Woah! There's two of me! And we're BOTH flying! Whee, this is Trippy!
PiCtUrE yOuRsElF iN a BoAt On A RiVeR, wItH tAnGeRiNe TrEeS aNd MaRmAlAdE SkIeS...

 

by fzh
7-21-03
I screwed up, I screwed up, I screwed up...
Hey Mikey, what's wrong? I'm back to normal by the way. Woke up with a splitting headache.
Well, I think you're right. I shouldn't hate. My comic went away.
NO! That's not what I meant at all! Continue your comic, and by all means trash me as much as you want!
I just don't know any more.
It wouldn't be fair if I continued and you didn't get to. I'm fine with it...as long as you don't diss my voice. *mumble I hate my voice mumble*

 

by fzh
7-21-03
In Professor Oak's lab...
Woelcome back pispant! Let's seem dem pictures.
[Voice of Oak]Let's see...this is Magikarp. How's the size? 400 It's so-so.
[Voice of Oak] How's the pose. OH! you can't see it's head 1238 points! How the technique. The tip of the tail is in the center of the picture, I'l DOUBLE your score.
[voice of Oak]Oh what a pretty cloud, but there's no Pokemon in it. There is nothing but a cloud. I can't accept this picture.
Buy Pokemon products. BBUUUUUUYYY Pokemon products. BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYY pokemon products!

 

by fzh
7-21-03
[Note: That's isn't supposed to be Tony in this case.]
Save the enivironment, stop pollution!
We're killing the planet!
How bout, "go to hell, tree-hugging Hippies!"
Sometime in the very distant future.
Told you so. Now the world is recked and we don't even have the resources fix it anymore.
Did you here me last time? "GO TO HELL TREE-HUGGING HIPPIES!"

 

by fzh
7-22-03
What a dream I had last night! It was one of my finding love dreams...
..But it was different than the others. She was a character, not a symbol. She had a PERSONALITY.
But then again, My name was Crono and I was an outlaw who was a member of an environmentalist commune.
Down with the government!

 

by fzh
7-23-03
Hello, It's me again. I've got plans for this comic pouring out of my ears, so I want to do this first.
Firstly, I just thought I'd clear up that the hippies in the last two comics are NOT me. I was only a hippie for a short period of time.
I feel I've been pulling away from just making fun of my freinds and actyually sort of have a few stories that continue to the next comic.
Oh and Kyle, you suck.
Why?
Because I can't think of a way to exploit your personality in such a way that it is humorous, yet not incredibly insulting.

 

by fzh
7-23-03
So, I was staying over at Mikey's...
OK, going to the stire sounds like a good idea to me.
Hold on, let me just get my shoes out of your jail cell.
Mikey, can I come too?
No Emily.
YOU MAKE ME FUCK EVERYONE!!!
WHAT!?!?

 

by fzh
7-23-03
So, Mikey was over at my house and I was playing Ocarina of Time...
Ruto really disturbs me as a kid, she's like 3 feet tall but she's got boobs.
Look, there's the spiritual stone on that platform.
I mean, It's like she was made to be in kiddy hentai or something.
She want's me to throw her onto the platform? It's going to disapear, isn't it.
Yep, there it goes.
Ruto: OH NO! WHAT IS THAT, AN OCTOPUS?

 

by fzh
7-23-03
Saddam dresses in a clever disguise.
Well howdy there Father Hussein. I see you're coming in from Iran.
Yes. I coming from Iran.
Gee, you look different than in the picture, where's the moustache and army uniform, Father? And why's your skin look like you smeared pimple hiding make-up all over it?
I had tan in picture. Now have acne. God smite you if you no trust.
Well, can't argue with a priest on what god has to say, and I can't argue with GOD, so I guess you're free to go Father.
thank you.

 

by fzh
7-23-03
An innocent man passing through...
Now hold it right there Mr. Towelhead, where do you think you're going? coming from the UK it says here, but that's not true is it?
*English accent* Actually it is. I was born and raised there.
Yeah, right, I know you're a terrorist! Look at this bomb we found in your bag.
That is my radio good sir.
Shut up Terrorist scum! GUARDS!!! Take this terrorist to jail for an indefinite amount of time.
God I love the Patriot's Act.

 

by fzh
7-24-03
So Kyle and I were over at Tony's house playing two-player Donkey Kong in Animal Crossing... Kyle was pwning.
The first level AGAIN? What is this, three times?
Eventually, he lost.
Aw man! that was almost five times!
Then it was Tony's turn....
I lost? on the first level? Why didn't he jump!?!

 

by fzh
7-24-03
So then Kyle vs. Tony was over...
IsuckIsuckIsuckIsuck...
If you suck so much, why don't you play Tony? It would boost his morale.
So I did, Tony went first.
Hey, I might actually win this time...D'OH!!!
That made it my turn.
IsuckIsuckIsuckIsuck... Hey! I beat the first level!

 

by fzh
7-24-03
Did you see that? I beat the first level First try.
Shut up. Just....Shut up.
Later, In a dark alley.
Hey Jumpman! DK! We brought the shines and the bananas.
Excelent! You know, it was my barrel throwing that killed him.
No ita wasn't. Ita was mya skills of nota jumping when hea said to!

 

by fzh
7-30-03
I regret to Have to say this, but I think Heather is going to have to be a kangaroo with a machine gun.
What? Why?
Well the selection of female images is horrible. HORRIBLE! And you're not exactly a tall, blonde, white girl.
Oh, Ok.
Fishing for a funny way to end this, catching an old boot.
But just for comic relief and totally out of character I shall shoot you anyway.

 

by fzh
7-30-03
Devin and Forest....
Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana...
No way, it's ALL about scimitars.
Devin and Amos....
GRRR! Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana...
Nuh uh, what you need is a stick! You know, like the martial artists.
Devin and Heather...
GGGGRRRRRRR! Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana Katana...
Well Katanas are cool, but so are scimitars...why not just have both, and a light gun, and an inpenitrable force feild, and magic powers, and...

 

by fzh
7-31-03
English...
I stole this idea from another comic, but for the next few of mine, I'm going to be using Babel Fish...
I go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/ and then translate the comic then translate it back...
German...
Stola I this idea of another amusing, but for the next of my, I will use Babel of fish...
I go too http://babelfish.altavista.com/und translate then the amusing translate it then back...
French...
Stole I this idea of another comic, but for coming from the mien, I will employ fish of Babel...
I go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/et then translate the comic one translate it then behind...

 

by fzh
7-31-03
MIKEY! We received a letter from the school over something! Something, which you harmed, you are supposed on restriction for another decade!
This says that the park areas in the school park lot were widened.
Oh well, so long, as I am I here, can do something, that with includes my fantasy....
Three weeks later....
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

by fzh
7-31-03
saw you that? I struck the first level try closed first above.
Straight one....Shut above.
Later in a dark lane.
He jumpingman! DK! We got the excellent Shines and the bananas!
They know, were it my barrel throwing, which killed him.
None was itA not. ItA was not jumping myA abilities ofA, as itA too said!

 

by fzh
7-31-03
An innocent man, exceeds through...
Keeps now head Mr. Towelright, where you think you go? coming from Great Britain, he says here, but that is not is applicable it?
* English accent * is real it. I was there born and raised.
Yeah I know you to the right am a terrorist! View of this bomb, which we found in your bag.
That is my good Radiosir.
Close Terroristabschaum! PROTECTION!!! Take to this terrorists to the prison for an indefinite time quantity.
Love of the God I the act of the Patrioten.

 

by fzh
8-04-03
Can I have a Dragon in the Coffee storyline.
Sure, as long as you don't God mode or anything like that.
JEREMY!!!! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! NO DRAGONS FOR YOU!
And then my dragon Army sweeps through and conqures all of Europe in one day and... what, aww man....
Can I have a Dragon in the Coffee storyline.
Sure, as long as you don't God mode or anything like that.

 

by fzh
8-04-03
Yeah, I stumled upon the boards...I thought, hey contests.
I never planned on entering the contest, but I thought I'd try my hands at creating a comic with the first and last panel the same anyway.
I don't think non-contributors can even ENTER the contest anyway....This comic is really pointless...

 

by fzh
8-04-03
So, Heather, Amos and I were looking for Heather's teacher when she told us...
You know, I'm omniscient.
Oh REALLLY? Then why don't you know where your teacher is?
And if you know everything, why do you need to go to school anyway?
Yeah, and wouldn't you get nothing but 100% on everything?
Umm.....did I say omniscient? I meant Omnipotent!
OH YEAH!?

 

by fzh
8-07-03
So, if you're Omnipotent, why don't you just transport your teacher here?
I'm...ummm...not allowed to use my powers in front of you?
Why don't you just use your powers in fron to us and then brainwash us?
Yeah? And if you're all powerful, wouldn't you have the power of knowledge? because you said you WEREN'T Omniscient.
Yeah! And who told you that you couldn't use your powers in front of us? And why did you tell us if we aren't allowed to know?
Did I say Omnipotent? I meant Omniscient.

 

by fzh
8-07-03
Hello Brook!
What's up? It's cuz I'm white, huh?
I didn't even say anything other than hello!
It's cuz I'm white, huh?
Ugh. Maybe some TV will get Brook out of my mind.
Yo! I'm Slim Shady! Yall hate me! It's cuz I'm white, huh?

 

by fzh
8-11-03
Gonna buy a wrench....
Welcome to Orchard Supply Hardware!
Meanwhile, somewhere in the bad parts of town...
Welcome to Torture Supply Hard-Wear
Gonna buy a whip...

 

by fzh
8-11-03
Mornings...
School's out, you know what that means!
COMPUTER!!!!!
Afternoons...
Watch Nana.....
WEEE!!!! I'm gonna run over here, then over here, and heycanIgoswimming huh huh huh? canI?CanI?CanI?huh huh huh?
evenings....
TELEVISON!!!
Simpson/Homer Simpson/He's the greatest man in history/from the/town of Springfield/he's about to hit a chesnut tree!

 

by fzh
8-11-03
mornings....
COMPUTER!!! w00t w00t, go Kirby!
afternoons...
MORE COMPUTER! Hey, an email from Amos!
evenings...
TV!!!!
An event that could only happen...In the Twilight Zone.

 

by fzh
8-11-03
Don't spend too much time on the computer, you'll turn into a zombie.
No I won't.
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Back to school
What happened to you?
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by fzh
8-11-03
My dad was born in Hungary to a great chemist...
Unfortunately, the Communists were in Hungary at the time...
We are the communists.
Yeah. Go Russia!
And his Grandmother was....really weird.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to go write that down.

 

by fzh
8-11-03
And so, my grandpa was involved in the 1956 uprising...
I, the Prime Minister, don't like the communists.
Yeah, let's kick them out!
But the Kids beat the adults to revolution...
We, the unruly students, don't like the communists.
yeah, let's kick them out!
But the communists didn't like that....
We, the communists, don't like that.
yeah, let,s go get everyone involved in this uprising. Including Tibor Horvath Senior!

 

by fzh
8-11-03
At first the uprising was going good, then the soviets sent reinforcements...
Oh, hey, that hurts.
hahahaha, I, the communist, laugh at you.
Yo, Horvath. The commies are comming. I hope this won't interrupt your work. will it?
No, it won't. Hey listen, I've uhhh. Got to go to ummm...my mom's house. yeah that's it, I'm takign my kids to see their grandma.
And so, my family fleed the country..
What? Oh, yeah sure. As long as you don't flee the country or anything.
OKIwon't.It'sbeengreat,buhbye.

 

by fzh
8-11-03
And so they walked through a minefield in the snow at night...
And the communists came for him the next day...
Grrr! We, the communists, have been fooled again.
Damn that "going to grandma's" trick.
Bless that "going to grandma's" trick.
Works every time.

 

by fzh
8-16-03
And so some stuf happened, and my family came to America...
And you're SURE you're not a Communist. We can't let Communists into this country you know.
And my dad decided what he wanted to be... (My family were Catholics)
I'm going to be a preist when I grow up!
And so, when he got older, he join the Seminary!
Welcome, child of god.
It's a pleasure to be here, father.

 

by fzh
8-16-03
At the Seminary, my dad enjoyed many actives, such as Praying...
My lord, who art in heaven...
....Watching muscials in the form of toned down plays...
I outdid my self this time. Taking the sexuality out of "I'm just a girl who can't say no"...heh heh heh.
That girl fromthe convent is pretty cute...
...and sneaking out in the middle of the night.
he he he, they'll never know we snuck out to look at the hills in the area.
shh, keep your voice down.

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