All comics by FrixFrax

 

French Kiss

Hey hat guy! You better stop staring at me, or my boyfriend is gonna come over and twist your balls off, then slice your dick in half! What do you have to say to that?! I'm a eunuch

by FrixFrax, 2-13-08

 

Loose Bangers by FrixFrax 2-14-08
Hey son, let me tell you something about sagging, when you get to my age , not everything is quite as it should be, you know?	In-fact I was in the shower the other day, and felt this dull ache, I thought I was having a stroke right? Turns out, I was just standing on my balls...	Lets whistle. Whistling makes us better people!

 

Tiny Little Elves That Fit In Your Mouth by FrixFrax 2-14-08
Ahahahaahaha! That's so funny, that's so... *squirt* Ewww, did you just squirt milk out your nose?!	No, that was semen	It's cause I've got a job giving blow jobs to tiny little elves that fit in your mouth I didn't ask for clarification

 

Ugly Chick by FrixFrax 2-14-08
Hey buddy, I've set you up with this chick, she's a litte on the ugly side but man does she give the best head I've ever had! She's waiting for you in the gents Sweet!	Hey uh, my friend said that you give really good oral sex, so uh... do I have the right person? Ya sure do honey, but sweetie, what you doin' talkin' to my ass?	Your ass!? I thought that was your face! Meh, it happens. Now we gettin' down to some slobber honey?

 

Stick Man 35 by FrixFrax 2-15-08
Well Stick Man, I think out of all the jobs we have on the database, the classroom assistant might suit you overall. Wow, a classroom assistant?! I'd be great at a job like that!	One week later... Why hello there, are you the new classroom assistant? No, I'm actually a child murderer and rapist	Jeez. Can't people take a joke these days?

 

Mung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by FrixFrax 4-25-08
You know, in your time, I bet you've got some crazy stories to tell Oh yeah sure, I mean there was that time I went munging	Munging? Check urbandictionary.com for info...	One hour later... YOU SICK BASTARD! I was drunk...

 

Father of the Year by FrixFrax 8-07-08
Yeah, one of the important things about being a Dad is keeping kids safe Ja ja, safe	Hey Dad, me and Billy are just taking the shortcut to the old desolated house, and then we're gonna fly our kites at the railway tracks, see ya later! Haha, okay champ. Wait a minute! You boys be sure to wash your hands after handling that kite, it's dusty after being in the attic, don't want you to catch a sniffle	Hygiene is always a very important issue to me, I'm like, a very modern Dad Ja ja, Dad

 

Not Suitable For Children by FrixFrax 8-07-08
I think you're freaking out too much; it's natural for your wife to feel like she wants kids... But then I won’t be able to drink beer... as much. Hang on, that's my phone... Oh God, my wife has just been taken to the hospital, I better go!	Hello Mr. Smith, I have to inform you that your wife... Please not pregnancy, please not pregnancy, please not pregnancy...	...had a hysterectomy operation today. YES!!!

 

George & Bill: Cowboys of the Country by FrixFrax 12-09-08
Oh Jake, yerrrr!! Yerrrr! Ride me! *jack jack* Oh for the love of mercy! Are you jacking off to that there Brokeback Mountain again?	Now Bill, we both know Brokeback Mountain is the only thing with homosexual content a gay cowboy can get away with watching in this town But I'm not gay George	Oh really. So what was that there time in the barn house when you let me suck yer ding-a-ling-ling? Oh my God! I thought we agreed, that was a mistake, we'd both had too moonshine and...

 

Bimbolicious by FrixFrax 3-16-09
Hey Clara. So like yesterday I was reading in my teen magazine that you should totally be mean to boys so they know you like them... Yuh huh, and you've been totally crushing on Donnie haven't you?	Like duh. So uh yesterday I was all "Hey Donnie, you know your dick is so small that maybe you should go play world of warcraft or something" He's totally gonna know you like him now!	Totally. And you know what, I think when he stops crying, he'll even ask me to the prom Totally.

 

Store Credit

So uh, when did you decide to become a goth? I think it was the day I caught my Dad fucking Tickle Me Elmo

by FrixFrax, 3-16-09

 

Mr. Pervert by FrixFrax 3-18-09
Perverts! Filthy disgusting perverts!	What's the matter dear? It's that music channel, one of those so called RnB videos, scantily clad women shaking all sorts of body parts, and I don't mean their jazz hands	Oh come on now dear, you know what it's like these days. Sex sells Well I don't need it on my TV thanks. If I wanted to see someone gyrate their hips I'd watch your mother do her physiotherapy exercises

 

Mr. Pervert by FrixFrax 3-18-09
Hey Ron, get in here, Sandra has just sent us a video, 2 Girls 1 Cup. Aw I bet it's a video of the twins using those new sippy cups we got them for Christmas. Oh shoot, phone...	Oh hi Sandra, yes we just got your email... ...Oh Barb, there's been a terrible mistake. Howard has accidentally sent you a video meant for one of his drinking buddies...	Barb, what the hell is this? Is this the sort of material save the rainforest is using now??? Hang on, is that chocolate pudding or is that... oh boy... those filthy... disgusting... PERVERTS!

 

Mr. Pervert by FrixFrax 3-23-09
Hi, my names Ron Pervert. I'm here to give a sperm sample today Oh all right Mr. Pervert, if you just take this cup; there are some magazines in there for you including XXX, Cum Sluts Xmas Edition and Asian Girls Smeared in Pie	Oh no, I wont be needing those. I brought some naked pictures of my wife Oh... well whatever does it for you I suppose, personally I prefer those pie smeared Asian girls, those cranberries and apples just get everywhere. Anyway I digress; you may enter the room now	Hey Dr. Ringworm, you'll never guess what, some poor sap has just brought naked pictures of his wife! Hahahahhaha... Idiots. Sexy wife here I... oh no these aren’t my wife naked, these are pictures of Margaret Thatcher during her British reign... but I can't masturbate to these! Or can I...? ...Nope, definitely no

 

Sock it to me 18 by FrixFrax 2-16-13
Hey birthday gurllll! So go on, we're all dying to know, what did he get you??? Aw honey, he has been such a darlin'. He got me one of them chunky bracelets. I've been wearing it all day, it looks just divine!	Hey honey! I found your surprise, and I love it! How did you know I love chunky bracelets? Whoa honey that ain't no bracelet. Those are my anal beads...	So that's what happened to my sock... I once tricked my young cousin to the drink the contents of the tube from my blind Grandma's home enema kit - whilst in use (I told him it was chocolate milk) ... I'm going to hell now *sighs*

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