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by ObiJo
7-09-02
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa their own pain.
If a bear gets kicked in the crotch enough by a donkey, he'll start wearing a cup. Is that bear in err?

Still no fucking idea.
I think it was anit-donkey.

 

by ObiJo
7-09-02
OR
Ahhhhhhhhhh! I am your...fa...ther.
My god what have I done!
You killed your father, bitch!
I cannot stand the guilt!
The fire's not much better.

 

by ObiJo
7-09-02
All back and good as knew?
What and why, respectively.
By killing your father, you showed in excess your lack of regard for the societal eye. Your approval whoring days are over! Now take him away!
That's great!
But take who away?

 

by ObiJo
7-10-02
USA
Can I be excused?
Not until you finish your two pickles. People in China are starving, you know.
China
Can I have another pickle?
One's enough. You don't want to grow fat and lazy like stupid american, do you?
USA
We have a problem, boys.
Someone's making a pickle.

 

by ObiJo
7-10-02
Knock Knock
Gotta make a sale. Gotta Gotta Gotta. Won't accept no. Won't Won't Won't.
WHOOSH!
Try to sell me something, I fucking dare you.
SLAM!
I long for the simpler socialist days of the Jurassic.

 

by ObiJo
7-11-02
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
I wonder if I could get away with murdering him.
It must. The laws of physics don't change just because someone's not around.
Then again, quantum mechanics specifically tells us that observation alone DOES influence the laws of physics.
FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER!

 

by ObiJo
7-13-02
Let's do this!
MY EYES!

 

by ObiJo
7-15-02
Half Donkey, Half Boy

 

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7-15-02

 

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by ObiJo
7-15-02
Yeah, so our band has two guitars, a bass, and a drummer. Our music are heavily influenced by --
That's great, Stu. Got a minute? I'd like to introduce you to someone.
Jim! I didn't know you were a record producer.

 

by ObiJo
7-17-02
Bipolar
I'm a Canadian! I rock!
I'm a Canadian. I suck.
Now THAT I can get behind.
I'm a Canadian!
You're a Canidiot.

 

by ObiJo
7-17-02
Odelay, hommes. Was sappening?
What?
I *sez* odelay, cavrone. Was sappening?
No parlez francais.
Pinche boboso.
2:43

 

by ObiJo
7-17-02
Just wait till I get my hands on him!
BAD DONKEY!
*THWACK*
OUCH, BITCH! So then what?
So then I spontaneously combusted, but he said that since I planned it...

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
Funny.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
You're late!
I'm a little nervous.
Hustle over to makeup and have your face put on.
POOF!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
Looking good, Joe Oby.
That's obijo.
Not anymore. I had it changed this morning.
Why?
obijo sounds too ethnic. But Joe Oby, now THAT'S a name people can get behind.
...

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
Faculty, students, and home viewers, welcome to another episode of Inside the Actor's Studio. I'm your host, Clyde McDickers.
Tonight's guest rose to super stardom nearly overnight with the release of this decade-defining work.
The work, Donkey Boy! The artist, Joe Oby!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
APPLAUSE
Joe Oby, everyone!
My friends call me obijo.
Why's that?
It's the name my parents gave me.
Ah.
The name comes from the flower of the egru, a plant commonly seen on the Polynesian plains my nomadic tribe, the Akkkbar, used to wander in my youth.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
Gah!
Ack!
THUD

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
obijo came to Follywood over a year and a half ago.
Seems like yesterday.
Did he start writing Donkey Boy! immediately.
Oh, god no. I wrote over 800 stories before finding my niche with Donkey Boy!
And even then, struggling as you were to find your way, your donkey genius could still be seen. Roll clip, Alex!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=19654
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=19656

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
APPLAUSE
Bravo!
Thank you. The original ending had the donkey singing Joplin tunes, but copyright law demanded a rewrite.
Your pursuit of donkey humor nearly ended there, didn't it?
That's true. I was seriously considering switching my allegiance to the opossum.
But fate again stepped in.
Turns out there's a little-known song Joplin wrote called "What the fuck's up with the extra vowel?"

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
But all of these setbacks made you realize something about yourself, did they not?
They made me realize how much I fucking HATE Janis Joplin.
Regarding your art, I mean.
They did serve to renew my love of all things donkey. I decided to write another story centered around a donkey protagonist.
Roll clip, Alex!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=70275

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
APPLAUSE
You were close.
And I could feel it. Something was just a little off.
So you took a leap of faith.
I thought, hey, maybe instead of having a donkey that talks, maybe it's funnier to have a donkey that doesn't. Or maybe a boy that doesn't.
Or maybe a Donkey Boy that doesn't!
Roll clip, Alex!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
He only does that for me.
My bad.
Roll it, Alex!
I hate you, Alex.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=77161

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
APPLAUSE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Thank you.
APPLAUSE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
APPLAUSE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Thank you, you're too kind.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
APPLAUSE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Please.
APPLAUSE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Thanks so much.
APPLAUSE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Thank you.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
APPLAUSE
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Thank you all.
If I were a woman, I would surely let you rub cooking oil all over my rump, and ravish me doggy style.
You're too kind.
I mean it.
Let's move on.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
Was it hard getting that kind of performance out of your actors?
Yes and no. I remember the first day on set Kevin Keegans Perm walked up to me and asked, "Is Donkey Boy mostly donkey or mostly boy?"
I said "Kev, baby, he's EQUALLY donkey AND boy."
A look came over his face and he said "That must be confusing." "Exactly," I said. And from that point on, Kevin Keegans Perm WAS Donkey Boy.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
With the incredible success of Donkey Boy!, making the sequel must have been pretty intimidating.
I was sweating like the fat kid in gym class.
But the sequel is considered by most to be better than the original and possibly the best of the entire collection.
It's my favorite.
You heard it here, folks! Roll clip, Alex!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=77162

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF
*sigh*
CLICK
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF
If that thing doesn't shut up I'm gonna kill it!
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
APPLAUSE
Absolutely brilliant! Let me ask you though, why east?
Anything special happen in the east?
Well, not that I can...OF COURSE! The sun rises in the east!
Exactly.
APPLAUSE
Bravo!
Besides, it's a two-dimensional world and he was already facing west.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
Donkey Boy and the Search for East! aptly demonstrates the social conscience that pervades all of your work. Where does this come from?
Definitely my father. Despite being a constantly haggard single parent of eight, he never failed to impart one of life's lessons when the opportunity presented itself.
I remember this one time my brother broke a vase. My dad came dragging in, shoulders slumped, and asked who did it. The eight of us took off running.
He grabbed me, so I yelled, "I didn't do nothing wrong!" He bent over, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Son, it isn't about right and wrong. It's about fast and slow."

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
You followed up Donkey Boy and the Search for East! with Donkey Boy's Triumph over Lava!, your weakest showing thus far.
I fell into the mass marketing trap. There were Donkey Boy! caps, Donkey Boy! lunch boxes, even a Donkey Boy! marital aid. He was overexposed. I vowed never again!
That was followed by Character Development: How Ted Dilberg became Donkey Boy!, a work loved by fans, but panned by critics.
They said I catered to fans at the expense of plot. I've come to agree with them.
You wouldn't be accused of catering to your fans with your next offering. Roll clip, Alex!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=77165

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
BOO
HISS
Fuck you.
BOO
HISSY HISS
Fuck you all.
BOO
HISSY HISS HISS
Fuck you very much.

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
BOO
And that's where you planned on stopping, correct?
That's right. Donkey Boy had died a valiant death, a hero's death, and I felt no shame in ending the series such.
But the reaction was overwhelming.
80% of my family was butchered, 10% survived, and another 10% are still missing.
That led you to reconsider, and also led to this, the most anticipated work of the entire collection! Roll clip, Alex!

 

by ObiJo
7-18-02
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=ObiJo&ID=77166

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