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by Bazilla
12-16-01
I can still make comics. But because of recent changes, no characters can be in it.
But that's not stopping me, here see my 51st comic!:
I'M REDROBOT1 BY THE WAY "TOBOR HAS TO CORNHOLE SOMEONE NOW!"
I'm clappy1-1 by the way "It seems as if you want to cornhole something, how may I help?"
On a sad note, I was half way through making this comic and it started working, so I have to cheat a bit. Because I feel this is my best comic ever. (not that that was hard)
I'm asaingirl1 by the way "sucky sucky"
I'm cowboy1 by the way "well those rotor turbines won't turn themselves!"

 

by Bazilla
12-16-01
I can still make comics. But because of recent changes, no characters can be in it.
But that's not stopping me, here see my 51st comic!:
I'M REDROBOT1 BY THE WAY "TOBOR HAS TO CORNHOLE SOMEONE NOW!"
I'm clappy1-1 by the way "It seems as if you want to cornhole something, how may I help?"
On a sad note, I was half way through making this comic and it started working, so I have to cheat a bit. Because I feel this is my best comic ever. (not that that was hard)
I'm asaingirl1 by the way "sucky sucky"
I'm cowboy1 by the way "well those rotor turbines won't turn themselves!"

 

by Bazilla
12-18-01
..icles
...icular cancer
...ing

 

by Bazilla
12-18-01
It seems I can still make comics, but they can be no characters.
It's clearly Bill Gates fault, but I can still use witty jokes!
If only I knew some.

 

by Bazilla
12-18-01
Four fonts walk into a bar, the barman says "Oi! I don't want your type in here!"
A dysleksic man walks into a bra.
A blonde goes into Pizza Hut and asks for one pizza, the server asks "Do you want it in 6 slices or 8?" to which the blonde replies "Oh 6 I couldn't manage 8 slices to myself!"

 

by Bazilla
12-20-01
Thanks to everyone telling me to press stop and me pressing stop, I can now make comics!
If only I had ideas....
....and if only they were good.

 

by Bazilla
12-20-01
Two bandwagons at once Weakest Link and Christmas!
RAAAAAR! TIME TO VOTE OFF THE WEAKEST LINK!
Sucky girl, she sure did suck
sucky sucky um my vote for clippy
Clippy
Clippy, ho ho ho
You seem to want to vote me off, how may I help?

 

by Bazilla
12-20-01
I've had a bad day?
You seemed to of had a bad day how may I help?
It started when those rotor generated turbines wouldn't turn by themselves..
It seems as if your bad day was that when the rotor generated turbines wouldn't turn by themselves, how may I help?
Well.. you could hold these two pieces of paper together for me.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
Turn on the lights will you I can't see a thing.
And you never will ever again!
???
MWHAHAHAHA
No w my takeover will continue.

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
I think I need to make some new recruitments to make my takeover global!
Now that I have killed Kitty Kat I wil demolish the rest of the forum users!
You see, Kitty had to die, She couldn't make comics, Bazilla now can, so he (so far) is safe.
Eventually, I will work my way to Brad and DexX. MWHAHAHA.
I see it is the one they call Wirthling, I will now kill him.
Why does my mother think I'm a mistake?

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
Wirthling, this is your last time to live, you will now die.
I think you'll find that's impossible, you can't kill a head!
Mmm he's got a point, he surely is already dead! It looks like my work here is done.
Well, bye then!
Bye!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
I must now start my recruiting, oh he looks good, he's red so he must be evil!
Have you guessed who it is?
You, yes you, what is your name?
TOBOR, I WILL NOW CORNHOLE YOU!
Well you are evil, do you want to rule the world with me, and become my minion?
ONLY IF I GET TO CORNHOLE YOU!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
You will now join me in my quest to kill al the forum users?
WHY ARE WE KILLING THEM?
So that we can become famous of course!
SO, I KILL THEM HOW?
Use whatever skill you have to kill them, your choice!
I WILL CORNHOLE THEM SO GOOD, THAT THEY WILL DIE TO ASHES!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
RAAAAAAR! I NOW CORNHOLE FORUMUSERS!
*cough* OH LOOK A SHINY PENNY!
Where!? It's mine I saw it first!
NOW FOR MY FAVOURITE PART!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
RAAAR! HEY WAIT, I WAS WRONG, I CAN CORNHOLE MYSELF!
Tobor you idiot, I now must recruit another sucker!
Did you say sucker! *sucky sucky*

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
Well could you do me a favour and sucky these forum users to death?
sure *sucky sucky*
Well the baby seems to be doing soem sucky sucky on the bottle, now I will do some sucky sucky on the crabbyman.
Oh crap I sucked too hard!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
I'll have to do it by myself!
I see it is you Dexx, you must now die.
You can't kill me, I created you!
Maybe so, but now I will rule the whole..Hey come back here so I can kill you!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
Oh I can't possibly kill you! Look at you Snookems! you're so harmless, but as for you Cough-man, your days are over!
OK, But Snookems is going to be alright?
MWHAHAHAHA
The other forumusers have also been killed, but I can't be bothered to kill them off individually.
Now I must just kill Dexx and Brad.

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
Listen you better be careful, this Demon guy is trying to kill us!
MWHAHAHA, He has now disapeared, now to finish off Brad.
I'm still here!
Shhhhutup!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
Brad was so scared, he decided to top himself, by drinking Domestos. (This does work don't try it, yes Domestos kills all known germs but it also kills everything!)
Well, that was easy, I now own the stripcreator world!
Wait a minute!
Oh right of course, you make the comics, you become the hero!
That's right I save Stripcreator again!
So unrealistic, a 14 year old boy saving the world, but hey, my comics I'll do what I want!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
At the party after the craptacular premiere!
I'll talk to you Kitty, no-one else will!
Wow now I'm cool speaking to someone eveyone hates!
How you doing crabby?
Fine thanks, how are you DragonXero?
Hi Kaufman, did you hear about Brad?
Yeah Dexx, god I can't believe he killed himself with Domestos!

 

by Bazilla
12-21-01
This is the funniest joke in Britain according to a poll somewhere.
Docter, there's a lettuce stuck up my arse!
Hey that's just the tip of the iceberg!
It seems better than the world's funnies joke!
Sherlock Holmes and Docter Watson were out camping lying in their sleeping bags, looking up at the sky. Sherlock asked Watson: "Looking up at the sky what do you notice?"
Watson then said: "I notice that there are thousands of stars out there, andthat there is so much ou there in the universe" and then Holmes replied "No I notice that someone's nicked our tent!"

 

by Bazilla
12-22-01
I hope no-one else has done a first person view, it would make me a hero!...
Now I must go out and kill all the fish.
Mmmm look at that yellow fish!
If only I wasn't so hated!
*chomp chomp* Oh good a human Mmmmm.
Sharks better not like sea food!

 

by Bazilla
12-22-01
I hate you! You're such a chicken!
I know you're a chicken but what am I?
A chicken
I know you are but what am I?
Wait a minute we're both chickens!

 

by Bazilla
12-22-01
WOW, Your jaw really has clicked!
It really must've clicked, I could fit in there, watch!
Mmmm... girrol

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
First question: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?
Nnnennnnenneil!
Why that was Neil Armstrong of course!
In what year was the battle of Hastings?
I need a wee wee.
Oh that was 1666 of course, I have never heard an easier question.
Who made the mess on the carpet?
B bbbla bla Blade!
It was Jack, come on you don't seriously believe him do you!?

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Hi Si, will you pick me up when I finish work?
O.K Lou, but you better get that car back quick
Si, honey, can you pick me up after work as well?
I'm starting to lose the will to live!
Thanks for picking me up, can you look after Jack now please?
Ahhh that's better!

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Dad, Simon and Jeannine can't come to your 60th birthday party, and neither can Jason.
Oh, as they're not coming I guess my grandsons aren't coming either!
No, Jacks coming, and so is Ben, so you can still have fun, Dad? Dad?
No way is he getting away with it and not me!

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Oh good, there's nothing under the tree, just what I want!
Not really Barry, we've brought you tons of crap you don't want!
Oh thanks Jill, I warned you not to buy me crap, and what do you go and do?
Well you bought me crap too! You could of got me something nice like socks!

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Ahhhhh he's after me!
Bunny wabbit!
He's gonna touch me aghhhh!
Aghhhhh It's Jack!
Bu bu bu bunny wa wa wa wabbit

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Hi my sweet brother, have you any ideas on how I can be bad and blame you?
I feel so so so sorry for Blade! You blame things on me, I blame things on on on Blade, let him blame you!
And so Blade does...
Who dug up bones from the garden and totally wrecked the garden doing it!?
It was Ben!

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
And the final score: Sunderland 1 Everton 0
Oh crap
well, suppose it's better than losing 4-0 to Chelsea...
...or losing 2-1 to 10 men!

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
I need a wee wee
You need a wee wee, how may I help?
Doe doe doesn't matter, I've just been.
You have just had a wee wee, how may I help?
It was Blade!
You are a complete and utter liar, how may I help?

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
I can't believe you said Star Wars 2 sucked! I don't think I can live with you anymore!
Oh....no... ...wait... .....don't... ..die.... ....please......!
Goodbye Jeannine, I'm going to live on the streets
Oh.....no.. .....don't.... .....leave.. ..me...!
How dare she not like Star Wars 2, Obi Wan would never say that to me!

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Wo wo woooooo an aliem
No I am a figment of your hallucination
Don don don't shoot me!
I will only shoot you via your drugs.
HA, he thought I was joking.

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Jack has come down to visit for a week, what do you do?
Hello, Uncle Barry!
oh crap
Do you A: Be kind to him and give him everything he wants for the week.
It's my turn!
Oh sorry, you're right, here you go!
Or B: Run like hell
Hello Uncle Barry
Gotta go!

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
You see Simon leaving in a bin, because Jeannine hates Star Wars 2 what do you do?
Hey Bro!
Hi
Do you A: tell him to patch things up with her and to get back into the house.
You're really stupid go back and live with her, it's one film only!
No! She hates The Phantom Menace as well!
Or B: Call him a muppet and say he couldn't do any better than Jeannine, then again no-one can and take Brownie points.
You're a muppet, no-one can do better than Jeannine *takes Brownie points and runs*
You're just doing this for the brownie points aren't you?

 

by Bazilla
12-23-01
Hi Uncle Simon, Mummy got stressed again and threw me here using an excuse that you want to look after me.
I like looking after you honestly.
It's just that Jeannine has an allergy to... how old are you?
Three
Yeah she has an allergy to three year olds.

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
Uncle Barry, where's the Christmas tree?
We had to take it down before you came?
Whyyyyy?
Because we don't trust you.
Whyyyyy?
Doesn't he realise no-one likes him!

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
I'm Peter Noned today I have Jack here to talk to me about drinking mothers.
Jack, When does your mother start drinking?
Whenever me and Ben annoy her.
So what sort of time is this?
Well, she wakes up at 8 o'clock so about 8:30

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
Which window are we going to look through today?
It's ra ra rainbow!
I'm sad!
Is that because Zippy is ill? He'll be back next week, but at the moment he is too good to work here.
Yes, now that he has a higher income he can't be bothered to work here anymore!
????

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
I did it myyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaay
ENCORE ENCORE "only because I'll die now so I won't hear it."
*snigger* Well done Barry, that was um brilliant!
Well, he deserves my singing award!
Uncle Barry hurt my ears mummy

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
Hello Jack, I'm a dinosaur!
A dinodoor
No not a dinodoor a dinosaur!
A dinodoor
A dinosaur, surely you cannot be serious.
I ca ca can be serious and don't call me Shirley.

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
I'm God
I'm G-D I'm the Jewish version.
A Jewish asian! HA!
A christian Asian! HA!
You're so racist!
Could be worse I could be a christian!

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
Help!!!!!!!
What's wrong?
The reindeer is after me!
Reindeer don't really exist, they're just like the Sandman and the tooth fairy.
Ahhhhhh! His nose is on fire!!!!

 

by Bazilla
12-24-01
Got milk?
I'm serious, it's June, you're female, you must have milk!
Oh of course, you don't talk! Neither do I, I don't even exist at least you do!

 

by Bazilla
12-25-01
You are now under arrest.
But why my brother?
Duh! You're a black pimp.
I'm black! Crap, my mother told me I was white!
Should arrest her, taking disadvantage of my blindness!

 

by Bazilla
12-26-01
TOBOR DESPERATE!
TOBOR SLEEPY!
TOBOR, cough
TOBOR DRUNK AND ANGRY
TOBOR DEPRESSED!

 

by Bazilla
12-27-01
Hello sweetie, how are you this morning?
Tobor is sleepy!
I know, though it is six in the morning.I know how to wake you up.
Tobor wonders how!
TOBOR AWAKE NOW!

 

by Bazilla
12-27-01
As you can see, I've been here a month and made 100 comics in that time.
As you can guess, like the most of my comics there's not going to be a good punchline
Told you.

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