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by Carlos
9-15-01
Ok, so now I have to go save the world..
Where the hell do I go?!?!?!

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
...And earlier, the National Guard was called up, but has been quickly taken down in a barrage of bongos. We still have no idea who is responsible...
This is getting very bad....
I wonder if it possible to time travel in this thing...
I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!
Oh shut up, if Karl not able to save world, then we all be dead, even you!
I DON'T CARE, I'M HUNGRY!!!!

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Ok, I've been here before, I should know my way around..
Ok, let's see... over there is the big swirl, and the wierd colours are up there, so I've been in this area of whatever the hell this is before...
IT'S ALL THE FUCKING SAME!!!! WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO?!?!?!?

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Ok, there no need to panic. Obviously there must be forest we missed.
Forest?!? Why can't we just go to a fucking McDonalds????
Damn you stupid Yankee bitch!! We need to save world first!!!!
What's that coming our way? It looks just like a bongo...
Uuuuggghhhh......
Hmm, oh well, I had enough of her anyway. She kinda creeped me out...

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
HAHAHA!!!! What a pathetic species!!!!
Nobody can stop us now daddyo!!
Hey maaaaaaan, you got any, like, moneys of some sort? My, like, business, uhh, guy is, like, dead now.
How the hell did you get up here?!?!?
I dunno maaaaan, I was like walking, then I smoked some little green things in a piece of paper maaaaan, then I like floated up here maaaaan.
Fuck the bongos, this guy needs a fucking sledgehammer to the penis!!!

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
In other news, meteorologists report non-artifical clouds from which the bongoes have originated...
OH MY GOD!!! That's IT!!!! That's where they're hiding!!! I have to tell the crazy author where to go right away!!!! I just gotta grab my coat..
And now it's time for us to announce the lottery numbers..
............27......48........36.......13...... 69.
Oh hell, I know I'm gonna win it today!!! Ok, what have we got here......damn!.....damn!!....... DAMN!!!....YES!!!!!...FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Oh God, right about now I REALLY need one of those creepy Asian kids to help me out here.
ZAP!
Greetings Carlos! I am here to help you!
WHERE'S MY DAMN CREEPY ASIAN KID!?!?!?!

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Author, listen to me very carefully. The bad guys are hiding in a patch of artificial clouds. Only you can stop them.
But, where do I go?
Oh, when you're in here you don't really have to physically move in order to go anywhere. Just think of a location and that's where you'll go.
You mean that's all I had to do this whole time?!?
Dude, this fucking rules!!!!

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Uggghhhhh, maaaaaaaaaaaannn....
What else shall we do with him?
I think we oughta take off his pants daddyo.
Get the fuck away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww, come on man. Please?

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Yah, I make a, uhm, very successful comic on the internet.
OoOoOoOoOoOooo, yer an innernet tahcoon and a funny mahn, I lahk yoo alrahdy...
Author, I must insist that you save the world soon, otherwise it's all over for us!!
FINE YOU RAGGED PIECE OF DOGSHIT!!!!!
*hic* Mah uhncle was an innernet tahcoon too, buht he was hit bah ah bongo.
That was ahbout 12 yeahrs agoh, or mahbe it was 12 minutes agoh?

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
HAHHAHAHA!! After the world is in turmoil, I will take my doomsday device and blow the whole damn thing up!!!
Aww hell, I musn't forget how sensitive that damn thing is close range attacks.
Hell, even worse, the damn thing could go on self-destruct if someone entered the secret code...

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Aww hell, what was that password again? I think it was... 050664, my birthday, that's it!
Really??
I simply MUST learn to look behind myself before I give out crucial information.

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
How long were you standing there?!?!?
Oh, not long at all, I just got here.
Oh good, so you don't know that my wicked doomsday device, which the password 050664 will disable is right over there?
Oh no, I don't know that.
It's a DAMN good thing he doesn't know he's headed right for the doomsday device...

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
Ok, let's see here.. the password is 050664...
Alright, I did it!
THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE IS NOW SET TO EXPLODE. THIS PROCCESS CANNOT BE DISABLED.. THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY..
I'd better get out of here before this sucker explodes!!!!
WHILE YOU WAIT, I SHALL NOW PLAY THE GREATEST HITS OF BARRY WHITE......My DARLING I, can't get enough of you baby...

 

by Carlos
9-16-01
What the hell is that guy's hurry now?
Hey man, I love this song..
LALALAL ALALALALLALALA........
....Ahnd then ah gave him a blow job, and he promised thaht he would devote hs lahf to maykin computers craysh, preventing the full advaynce of technohlohgy.. Oh that Bill Gates...

 

by Carlos
9-17-01
What the hell is that music?
[faint and distant] lalalalallalalallalalal [/faint and distant]
GOOD GOD!!!!!!
Yah man, sing it daddyo.
WE'VE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE, THAT THING'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!!
Sure, man, just after this song.

 

by Carlos
9-17-01
And so, reports show that, without an army of any kind left to defend us, the Earth is screwed...
Maybe not.....
JKfg UJbvjUIhFk lnIUEhgl bnk, Ihvhev Ivei fhertSIFGh igehgew!!!!!
Uuuhh, Uhhh, Uuuhhh, Uuhhh, Uhhhh, Oh god yah, oh baby, ohhhhh......

 

by Carlos
9-17-01
Hey maaaaaaaan, where did everybody go?
Ooh yah daddyo, this thingy fuckin rules!
HANDS UP! BABY HANDS UP!! GIVE ME YOUR HEART, BABY BABY, YOUR HEART, BABY BABY....
HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE?!?!?!?!

 

by Carlos
9-18-01
Shit, how the hell do I get out of here?!?
Hi Karl.
Kate! You came! And you left the portal open! We can get out of here!
So I guess you really were meant to save me after all.
Save you? Hmm, I was just looking for some food.

 

by Carlos
9-21-01
Ok, now I've insured the destruction of the evil bad people, saved the remainder of the Earth from flying bongos, and we have time to get home and watch Crocodile Hunter!
Evil bad people???
Yah, you know, those guys who were throwing bongos on innocent civilian-type people.
Bongos??
Yes, the things falling from the sky and hitting people on the head!
......... Crocodile Hunter's on?

 

by Carlos
9-21-01
Hey man, this shit be not playing the groovy tunes no more.
Thank you for listening, you've been a wonderful audience.......SELF DESTRUCT MODE, STILL INITIATED!!!
DOOMSDAY DEVICE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS!!
Whoa maaaaaaaaan, this thing means business.
YOU WORK WITH COMPUTERS! HOW THE HELL DO YOU TURN IT OFF?!?!?
It's hard to say maaaaaan, I mean, I'm still waiting for the blue screen to pop up maaaaaaaaan. That shows everything is normal maaaaaan.

 

by Carlos
10-24-01
Alright, so all we have to do is find a place far away enough from the explosion so we don't get hurt.
...Explosion?
And so, our hero Karl explains to his hero Kate, the whole situation since she wasn't paying attention..
And so, that's pretty much the whole deal.
Oh no, we have to stop them!
BUT I JUST TOOK CARE OF.... Oh nevermind, this will all make sense after you watch Crocodile Hunter for a while.
YOU MEAN THE CROCODILE HUNTER IS INVOLVED IN ALL THIS TOO?!?!?!?!

 

by Carlos
10-24-01
It's useless. I can't repair this whole city while we're getting bombed by bongoes!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!! YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!! THIS IS ON TV!!! HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS?!?!?!
Huh? What's going on in the news?
IF WE SHOW DESTRUCTION IN CITIES THAT COULD VERY WELL BE IN THE UNITED STATES, WE COULD GET SHUT DOWN AND SUED BECAUSE OF THE SEPTEMBER 11 INCIDENT!!!
Happy happy happy, all are happy, there is no unhappiness to be seen for miles.
happy happy happy happy happy happy, must depict happy, can't get fired, must be happy.....
Everyone's happy, we all gotta smile, no destruction, no chaos, everyone is happy....

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