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by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
*sigh* Strip 43-- Only 7 more to go. I guess he'll be making comics of us counting down comics to 50.
Nope. Then they wouldn't count. They would be built off complete stupidity.
Ok, 7 more POINTFULL comics left.
But--then we'd be at 49. This one doesn't count.
Oh. Damn.
Yep. 8 more senseful strips. Let's go D.O.T.H., we're waisting time!!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Hey, they called me Doth. Thats catchy. i guess i m too lazy to spell out dawnofthehawk.and it sounds cooler too!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
I am a gay cowboy seeking another gay cowboy.
I am a gay cowboy seeking another gay cowboy.
Hi.
Hi.
But honestly folks it's a good movie. Go see it.
Wanna go make out?
Sure.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
So, two guys walk into a bar...
Now theres 7 more strips to go.
Right--What the hell happened to you?!
You got problems with monkeys?
What happened to my friend?
He ate my 'naner, so I threw my poo poo at him. And i stole his suit.
A 'naner?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
Hi.
You're not scared?
Uhhh, No, am I supposed to be?
Well, yeah, this is 99.9% authentic blood! Well, actually its coolade, but it looks like blood.This axe is Real titanium! well, actually, it's grey plastic,, but still, it looks ScArY!! ....Right?
Dude, is that red glitter glued to your "axe"?
AAAHHH! Leave me alone!! You're too PHREAKY!!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
Are you making any New Year Resolutions this year?
You bet! I'm resolving to stop hiding my feelings so much! From now on, I'll let the whole word know what I think of it!
Yes you've certanly been the model of self-restraint and under-statement up until now.
I'll also resolve not to put up with sarcastic squirrels.
If I see any, I'll let them know.
Shut up.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
Hey, man, look what I found! Dramatic proof that UFO's landed not 100 feet from my house!! Their retro rockets burned solid rock into this fragile grey dust cube inside the cup!
You're insane, aren't you.
That's right!
Thats just old charcoal briquette.
And even as we speak, aliens are undoubtedly infiltrating ghe highest levels of government!!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
What are you doing?
I'm writing a book on my life. I'm clling it "Bobby: A Shocking True Story of a Boy Whose Exploits Panicked a Nation."
Ineresting title.
Thanks.
Exactly What exploits are you referring to?
That's the problem. Can you help me think of some?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
What the...
Newton, what are all those snowmen doing in my front yard?
What, oh all those?
Practice.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
Yay, we past 50!!
Yup.
I'm excited!
Whoop dee-frickin-doo.
Ok.
I need another beer.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
And I thought I saw everything...
Hey, shut up i can read your thoughts!
Damn, she is ugly.
Hey, shut up i can read your thoughts!
I thinl the sun's reflecting off his head-- And we're inside!
Hey, shut up i can read your thoughts!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
You again? Your buddy owes me an 'naner.
Check your grammar, dude.
First time I checked, dude wasn't a very dumb word eithers.
What?
Oops. I just shit myself. Gemme a 'naner before you become blacker then you already is.
Not only can't you talk straight, you have the worst threats ever.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
Hiya, Gabe!
Go away.
Wait, Before you go, I need you for something.
What do you mean?
I need you to put your teeth over a can of soup so I can hit you over the head to open it. It's foolproof. And I'm hungry.
I think I'll pass

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
You Idiot, i told you not to read it. Can you read? Well obviously you can, because you've gotten this far without moving on. Or, you could have someone behind you reading for you. Are you blind?
I'm not. But Sometimes I wish I was. Know why? I do. You know, they say that all you're other senses become stronger. That would be cool. Sometimes. Am i annoying? Say yes or no. I hope you say no.
I hope I'm not annoying. I was diagnosed with TTMS. My doctor says it means, "talk too much syndrome". I don't believe him. I think he's jealous. Ummm... I don't talk too much do I? Gee, I hope not...

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-24-05
Hi. It's me again. But I can't help notice that the title is "Do Not Read This comic". You read it anyways. Oh well, I guess is might be because you like me. Say, I never got your name! My name's Bill
You like the background? It's called Psycho. I wonder why it's spelled with a "P". It just sounds like "Pis-eye-ko". That's weird don't you think? I think so. Look at it. It is all whorley and junk.:)
You know why I don't fill up the whole panel? Because stripcreator cuts it off at at about........hold on... not there yet....waaiiittt.....one second..... well i guess I'll keep talking... Cutoff he-

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
3-23-06
Hey!!! It's me again. Did you miss me? I hope you did. Because I missed me! Wanna know where I was? Ok! Well, I was combing my hair, when all of the sudden, I had this tingling feeling in my tummy.
"I think I have to go to the bathroom," I said to myself with joy! I was SOOO happy, it was like having my first period, which I have yet to experience. You think boys should get them too, but
it hasn't happened to me yet! I like to make people feel comfortable. Thats why I always start talking about Jesus. But people always act Uncomfortable, though.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-28-06
OK i was bored so i hit the Random Layout button. I go a kick out of this......

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-28-06
Hi Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa, Lok at the trippy hallway! Wanna know how i did that? Well i'll tell you anyway. I just held down the ! button for a long time.
Hey, it kind of looks like theres a fork in the road!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-28-06
All the comics that Doth makes are pointless.
I am Iron MAN!!!!!!!
Especially this one.
....has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?.....
...Yeah....
....Is he life or death? Has he thoughts within his had?..........

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-28-06
Wait, he's not done.
...But nobody want him! They just turn their heads.......
Especially this one.
....has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?.....
...Yeah....
....Is he life or death? Has he thoughts within his had?..........

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-28-06
Sorry about the excess panes on the first one.....That was a huge screw screw up.
Wait, he's not done...
But nobod wants him! No, they just turn their heads

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-28-06
Sorry about the excess panes on the first one.....That was a huge screw screw up.---Oh my god i thought i fixed it! Oh well
Wait, he's not done...
But nobod wants him! No, they just turn their heads

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-29-06
Your under arrest for poisoning your resteraunt's food, and being charged for murder of the first degree. Do you know how many people you killed?
Oh, thats too bad.... But first, you have to try one of my delicious doughnuts! Pre-approved as delicious by me!
Ok, but promise its not poisoned.....
I promise, officer.
Backup! Need Backup!!
Geez, thats the guy that GOT the law-enforcement job? Wow, how stupid were the people they turned down?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
5-06-06
On the graveyard dig-up investigation...
*GASP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
BOO! Haha Scared ya, huh?
[extremly loud inhaling sound] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ahh uh whaaaaahhhhh!
Dude, calm down! It's just me!
Whatever you o, don't move to NC
*Inhaling, exhaling loudly; obnoxiously* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Help, CHIEF!! wahahahahahaaaaahhh *cough cough cough* AAAhhh
Jesus, Bill, Shut UP!!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
5-06-06
Another Random Comic Layout

 

Another late Holloween...
Aaarggh, matey!
This was supposed to be a Holloween party, not the Carnival of Freaks!
by DawnOfTheHawk, 6-24-06

 

So, uhhhh... Does it feel good?
Uhhhgghghh..
by DawnOfTheHawk, 6-24-06

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
6-24-06
What we do here, Ping-Pong?
You get large ridged electrical pole shoved up your ass.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
6-24-06
Haha! The probe doesnt even have to go behind me. I won't feel as akward as you!
Are you kidding? They can't even probe my anal!

 

I found a hammer... When do you think they'll bring us in?
They already fried MY ass. YOU were to busy getting the "weapon". Bastard.
by DawnOfTheHawk, 6-24-06

 

Ok, ma'am, your up!
But I have a coupon!
by DawnOfTheHawk, 6-24-06

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