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by DragQueen
5-20-04
...McDonalds has changed the chemicals in their french fries, so now they're healthier. Okay. Here's teh weather with teh weatherman man
Yes ^cough^
We'll be having somes volatile storms and stuffs.
...Volatile. I like that You're so awesome weatherman man Will you bang me until I die
I read it in a crossword puzzle last night I want a french fry

 

by DragQueen
5-24-04
I've seen too many signs that say "SPEED HUMP"
Speed hump
It's so bloody annoying
Speed hump
I'm not from the UK
Speed hump
Que?

 

by DragQueen
5-24-04
I want to die.
th3n d13 f00 1'm shur3 ppl w0uld appr3c1ate teh l4ck 0f 5tup1d1ty
That hurt my soul!
lyke j00 h4ve 0n3 pfft pl34se
I'm gonna slit my wrists and hang myself in the basement.
d00d 5hut up 1'm 34t1ng

 

by DragQueen
5-27-04
Fwa fwa fwa.
What ze hell?!
Ello chap. Lovely knickers you sport there. Mmm.
Would you excuse me a second?
And what ze hell is j00 doing with dat samurai sword, mate?

 

by DragQueen
5-27-04
Ouched. That herts.
Bleed! Bleed!
Fwa fwa fwa...but I em maked off kryptonite!
Your mom does ecstasy?!
Oi, oi ze humuliashion...!
I'm off to find a toilet.

 

by DragQueen
5-29-04
Why does Dan try to skate in Chucks
Dan can't skate in Chucks
Thats cute
Then again I suck too
Dan we are in hell
That cute I just fell because I skate in Chucks
Why
Okay Dan paint my toenails again lyke a little bizatch
I will as soon as I find my penis

 

by DragQueen
5-29-04
"mama" in Spanish means "it sucks" because it has no accent marks
Hola señor. ¿Tienes un pollo?
mi mamá es un pollo, tonta.
I didn't know that Did you know that?
¡Ululación Ay de mi! ¡Mi cabeza es muy grande! ¡¿Donde es el television?!
¿Como se dice, "awesomus" en español, por favor?
I guess we're all clueless
Ja ja, está "awesomus" tipo.
Estoy un gatita bonita, kay?

 

by DragQueen
5-31-04
Bonjour!
...mmm?
What be's it up to are you, monsier?
...reading an article on pubic lice...
Do offend not me public in! Thumb you my sir I at bite!!
...never thought I'd say this as a serial killer, but you are scaring me, and you need to go someplace...

 

by DragQueen
5-31-04
wh3r3 teh h3ll h4ve j00 b33n d00d
You missed me?
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*fizzzz pop*
n0 w4y d00d 1 ju5t n0t1c3d th4t 1t h4snt sm3ll3ed 4s b4d 4r0und h3r3 d00d j00 sm3ll lyke r0s3s
^sniff^ ...Oh, damn.

 

by DragQueen
5-31-04
ch-ch-ch-chia
buh nuh nuh nuh nuh n-na
ch-ch-ch-chia nuh na na n-n-nuh na
I don't know. I'm thinking it might be menopause.

 

by DragQueen
6-01-04
Kwik! l00k behind j00!
yoink
These are nyce pantaloons
Do you feel that breeze? Whoo!
Fwa fwa fwaness

 

by DragQueen
6-01-04
Did j00 c that!
1 t0tallee t00ked that men's pantieloonays
Fwa fwa fwa...he wents h0me wifout pants 0n Fwa fwa fwa
Shweet

 

by DragQueen
6-01-04
Hello I'm George dubayuh Bush and I have a secret for the people of America.
j00 1s r34lly 4 w0m4n? Pfft 1 kn3w 1t d00d
No, settle down. It's even better than that. Hell, it's better than mutual masturbation with Osama Bin Laden.
0k d00d n0w m3 be's cur10us
Suddenly--
0k wh0 teh h3ll 1nc4rc3rated teh pr3s1dent j00 f00'z n0w teh g4s pryc3s w1ll n3v3r g0 d0wn j00 fack nugg3ts

 

by DragQueen
6-01-04
Aye, teh powers of Bush
4w sh1t s0n
"M4K3 SHUR3 J00 TUCK J00R D1CK B3TW33N J00R L3GS HAHA"
Man what a puss.
Hey the president just ran away from a press conference.
No I didn't! I mean...Shweet

 

by DragQueen
6-01-04
What teh fack is wrong with that guy
Maybe he choked on another pretzel.
^snicker^
^shnicker^
Okay see you tomorrow
oi oi oi

 

by DragQueen
6-01-04
How be's it?
Who me?
Um...yeah. Stupit.
GASP!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings sir.
No, I just realised that I missed American Idol. Damn.

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
Ello zhere hijo
What the hell is an e-ho?
zat es four me two no and you to nut find oute
Can you go? I'm busy running away from home
emmmmh...that is wut yoo saided laste weak
^grunt^

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
Hello foxy foxy lady Looking hot tonight
I know you're vertical, but can't we be friends?
What teh hel is wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!11
^drool^

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
Oh man oh man oh man
My pants are becoming uncomfortably tight
^jizz^
Oh yay, milk!!!

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
oh man oh man oh man
My pants are becoming uncomfortably tight
^jizz^
You need to go get that checked out

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
!
Wtf is you staring at!?!
Teh back of your head OMG LOL!!!!1
I lyke your stripes
Haha you have 6 PENISES!!!!1 OMFG WTF
a-moo

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
I have a grudge...
Hello. George dubuyah Bush again. Let me sell your freedom to war and try to make me look good, kay?
j00 4SSH0LE
America needs some kind of reputation. I mean, freedom is just freedom. You're all oblivious asswipes to me anyway. Why not dick around in the world's business all the time? Why not limit the American
S0MEB0DY 4SS4S1NAT3 TH1S PR1CK
...It's a Bush thing.
F1N3 J00 PR1CK 1 W1LL 4SS451NAT3 J00 ...& V3RY P41NFULLY

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
Who are you? Just another ignorant American who has faith in my ways? Oh you shouldn't have!
A-oooooo No way dude I'm a CHRISTIAN PUNK
God and anarchy rock n roll n birth control Jesus and rebellion ooooooooo
You fucking idiot.
Look it's George W Bush maybe I can give him the Holy Bible a-ooooooooo and then tell him how worthless and shitty he is

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
Maybe it's PMS but I feel lyke being angsty and stuff
Well I'm off to go mind-consume more people with my stupidity and power
Not so fucking fast, swine!
Jesus Christ sets the president on fire
Shit on a stick!
Why did I create him!? Stupid, stupid, stupid!!
Oh man I love blasphemy
Jesus set the president on fire a-ooooooooo being a Christian punk is so awesome man I just want to die
th4t can be arrang3d j00 facking fackface ^snap^

 

by DragQueen
6-03-04
Jesus dies
Christian punks die
a-oooooooooo I'm so sad now I'm just going to be atheist, kay?
Nevermind
Amber and Dan skate happily
Dan I am afraid we are in hell again
^throws Chucks at Amber's forehead^

 

by DragQueen
6-04-04
GOTHIK WENCH!!

 

by DragQueen
6-06-04
Hello mister
Oh shit
Tee hiddly dee

 

by DragQueen
6-06-04
Teehee look at my tight little-
Come closer
Oh wow you have a big tentacle can I lick it
Oh yes
Wait...tentacles don't talk!

 

by DragQueen
6-06-04
You're pissing me off Go die
I cannot die I am immortal alien
Oh really? And I am killer squirrel from Hell pfft lame
Bring it bitch
Oh yeah well I know karate
And I have space laser beam gun

 

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by DragQueen
6-06-04
I like I like I like pickles
Shweet
They are they are they are good on grilled cheese
Shweet
Shit you're a talking snowman!
Oh no's I've been found out

 

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by DragQueen
6-06-04
So are so are so are you a spy!?
^gag^
I know I shouldn't have invested in pants with built-in waffle makers
Shweet
Yeah they sounded great at first, but then--wait, what!? You can read my mind!? Shit
Geez it's freezing in this snowman body my nipples are getting hard

 

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by DragQueen
6-06-04
We will we will we will never speak of this again
Shweet
Agreed? Agreed? Agreed?
I am I am I am talking to you hello
I think you have a stuttering problem

 

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by DragQueen
6-06-04
Shut up shut up shut up
You shut up
No you no you no you shut up
What the hell is in your pants!
It's a it's a it's a waffle maker
I think I am in love with you

 

by DragQueen
6-07-04
Here is the fire that is sweeping across teh forest
It's best not to wear anything flammable when approaching a fire
WHAT'S THAT GASOLINE ON YOUR HEAD WEATHERMAN MAN!?
It's kind of hot in here guys

 

by DragQueen
6-07-04
meow
What the hell are you talking about?
meow
Oh
meow
Why did you have to eat the cat?!

 

by DragQueen
6-07-04
Can I um..
Spoon out your asshole please?
I don't have an asshole I am a snowman

 

by DragQueen
6-07-04
Hello.
You're pretty.
Can I pet you?

 

by DragQueen
6-07-04
Shit on a cracker
Hijo you r scrood
I am stuck in the middle of a slow motion effect
But 1 thoughted yoo wanted to go owt four lunch
Come back in a week
It has bean a week

 

by DragQueen
6-07-04
Where's mah money cracka
Gimme da money before I kill you son
Hefer

 

by DragQueen
6-07-04
I wonder I wonder I wonder what death feels lyke
Is it is it is it painful or what
I guess I guess I guess we'll never know eh
It feels lyke candy canes

 

by DragQueen
6-09-04
Hey how's it going
Y do you kare
Fine I'll take my business elsewhere
Ooooh wat is your bizness Do you sell ice kreem
Spontaneous combustion
This is a rip off I wantsted chokalate chips

 

by DragQueen
6-09-04
Can I tell you a SECRET!!!
Sure why not
Wait...!!!1
What?
You're not wearing any PANTS!!!!11
No I'm not.

 

by DragQueen
6-09-04
This doesn't make sense!
Of course not. It makes dollars.
Ba dum dum shi!
You know you're lame when you make your own sound effects.

 

by DragQueen
6-10-04
I'm thirsty!
Nice to meet you, Thirsty. I'm Friday.
?
Com over Saturday and we'll have a Sundae!
I don't get it.

 

by DragQueen
6-10-04
You blinked! I win!
Fork you!

 

by DragQueen
6-14-04
I have something to confess...
What's up
I think I have a drinking problem.
Damn it damn it damn it
Yeah, it's awful. I know. I've been trying to quit, but my mom-
No, I was just hoping you wanted to have a homosexual experience with me

 

by DragQueen
6-14-04
Uh...
^ahem^ So while we're on the subject...
No offense or anything, but I'm straight, and we're different species...
God, I hope this does not ruin our friendship
I think it already did.
Yeah...see you around ^cough^

 

by DragQueen
6-14-04
Jimmy wait!
I did not know I had a name
Jimmy...
Mmm?
Lets run away together and make love in a corn field!
I can't I have a date with this hot chick I met the other day at the dentist

 

by DragQueen
6-17-04
What be's up I am mad opera supa star
Oh yeah?
No not really but I am still a supa star
Oh...yeah?
No not really I just stole your wallet
But I am not wearing any pants! Wait...I'm not wearing any pants?!

 

by DragQueen
6-17-04
Fwa
Hello unintelectual Earth scum.
That is nut even a werd yoo dumass
Oh yeah bitch?
...And I was just en my way two tha koffee shop Toodles
All I ever wanted was a friend...

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