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by EvilTwin
5-03-04
A LITTLE ON-LINE GAMING SCENARIO
*u suk at dis gayme*
OK... Sniper rifle... Equipped.
*u r da suker of dik. i rool. u cooldnt kil mee if u tryed*
In my sights... Haha, sucker!... *BAM!!!*
*typekilla! u suk!*
Bazzooka... Equipped.

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
Look, the door was there... No, there! THERE! AT THE SIDE!
What? Stop annoying me, the door isn't here.
Well you can't see it now, you've turned around! Turn back! NO, BACK! BACK!
Would you shut the **** up? The door is at the top of the mountain... Hey, if you're so good at this game, why don't you have a go?
No, the sword is there... TURN AROUND!!! SWEET JESUS, TURN AROUND!

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
As you can see on the screen behind me, somebody has encased the mayor's feet in cement and dumped them in a river. But that isn't the best part...
It seems that the killer has scribbled is name in the cement. Authorities and ridiculously costumed vigilantes are looking for this individual now.
What did I do this time?

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
TIMMY HAS BEEN FRAMED WITH MURDER
Hi, I'm Timmy. I'm your roomie. Oh, the police cheif told me to tell you that he just finished the paperwork for your execution.
Thank you for that information. Excuse me a minute.
Ummm...
I have a feeling that we'll be great friends, Timmy.

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
So what's your name?
I'm Polite Percy, the serial killer with manners.
How does that work?
I knock on the door to get let in, ask if I can kill them...
LATER
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
.... And when we've finished our coffee, I chop them into little pieces.

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I can't wait to play on my new video game!
OK... New game... Check... *YOU HAVE ENTERED A CHEAT CODE* *GAME COMPLETED! WELL DONE!*
Could you tell me what the problem is?
It's too easy.

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
WITH EVIL TWIN
Welcome to Strip Creator. Com.
In the last episode, I showed you the basics of Strip Creator. Now, you will learn how to post in the forums.
Simply click the forums hyperlink, choose a cetegory and press the button that says "Post Reply". Now you try it. Make sure your jokes are witty and funny, or people won't take you seriously.
What a load of crap! I need to make a comment... "u cuk" *Message posted*

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
Bond, James Bond. I need to get into that building there, but I need a disguise. Any ideas, Q?
You have to act like the enemy. Try this kit.
Two minutes later...
Don't ya think I look kinda suspicious?
Don't worry, they'll never know the difference!
Shortly...
"They'll never know the difference!" Great plan, Einstein!

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
Larry! The Matrix fans are going nuts! They're still angry with us for making those crappy, designed-to-make-money-fast sequels!
Well... We'll just make another set of cartoons. That ought to set things right.
HOLY CRAP, LARRY!!!!
Oh my God... Huh? Larry?
Now seemed like a good time.

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
TIMMY HAS BEEN FRAMED AND IS STILL IN JAIL
I've gotta find a way to bust out of this joint.
It'll require skill, cunning, effort and years of planning but I will escape some day!
Hey, I just killed the new guard. Ya want his keys?

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
TIMMY HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON
With my disguise, there is only one obstacle preventing my escape; The patrolling police. They shouldn't recognise me, but I can't take any risks.
Hey, don't I know you?
These are not the droids you are looking for.
I panicked, OK?

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
Let's walk over here.
Now let's walk here.
Oh no! A random encounter! I must use my skills to survive... Oh, it's your turn to attack.
Damn right it is!

 

by EvilTwin
5-04-04
I'm the guy from GTA 3. I shouldn't be talking, but anything can happen in a comic.
I'm Evil Twin.
If you're reading this, you've probably enjoyed the Gamezone series. But you probably think "My gaming experiences are funnier!"
Well now's your chance to get them to appear in the series. Send a private message to me with your funny gaming tale and I will consider it.
I've had enough of this. Let's play GTA.
Dibs on go one!

 

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
It started with a war with weapons so top-secret, nobody knew it was going on. One day, John Johnson was walking with his friend Dodgy Dez, the local conman.
Hey, would you look at that? What a prety plane! And it's dropping something... It looks big! It's a present!
Uh-oh... That doesn't sound good. I'm outta here.
John's stupidity cost him his life...
AAAHHHHH!!!!
Don't worry! I'll make sure your coffin is covered in fake jewels for me to steal!
Almost.
He's in the ambulance.
Nurse, prepare the 'My First Screwdriver'!

 

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
John Johnson has been blown up, but has been brought to life via an eccentric doctor.
I'm alive! But how?
You'd be surprised what a few robotic body parts and a 'My First Screwdriver' can do!
And they think the NHS is bad...

 

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
... And then the doctor told me that I was a cyborg. Now my human abilities have been enhanced to superhuman level.
Wow. Lucky break.
I know.
HOLY ****! THAT CROOK IS GETTING AWAY WITH MY DRUGS!
I'll catch him! But I need a costume...

 

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
PREVIOUSLY ON HERO-MAN... "I'll need some sort of cool costume..."
I hate my life, and I hate this stupid costume. HEY, STOP AND GIVE ME MY BUDDY'S DRUGS BACK!
Never!
Why must he take so long? I'm so hungry...
And so, a hero is born. Now John knows that with great power must come a better costume than the one he's wearing now.
Pete? What have I done? Pete? Pete?

 

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
Well, I suppose the costume is OK. Hero-Man is born!
This just in: Polite Percy, the serial killer with manners, has escaped from prison. We will now interview his roomie, the Gabe-lookalike Timmy.
... And then he said sorry to the guard about his hand, and he chopped down the door and ran away.
Looks like a job for Hero-Man...
Do you have any idea where Percy may be hiding?/ No. I don't even know who you're talking about, I made that other stuff up.

 

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
Hero-Man is searching for Poite Percy, the escaped serial killer with manners.
So sorry, old bean!
There he is. I'd better fly down and take a look.
Stop in the name of the law! You are under... Eeww, what's this red stuff on my shoes?

 

by EvilTwin
5-05-04
Hero-Man has found Polite Percy, the serial killer with manners.
I'm sorry, but I can't let you take me into custody.
Mmmm.... Custard...
This has turned out to be easier than I thought.
Custard on a pie... Mmmm...
Oh, I'm sorry, what were we... ****.

 

by EvilTwin
5-06-04
To find a killer, I have to find a killer...
Die! Die! Die! Ya like that? Huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE!!!
The nightclub!

 

by EvilTwin
5-06-04
To find a killer, I have to think like a killer...
Die! Die! Die! Ya like that? Huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE!!!
The nightclub!

 

by EvilTwin
5-06-04
I am in a nightclub full of possible victims.
Yo! This place rocks!
Little do these people know that I am Polite percy, the serial killer with manners. not even Hero-Man can stop me know!
Woah! She's hot!
Next issue: This chapter of the Hero-Man saga ends in an epic battle!
Surprise.

 

by EvilTwin
5-06-04
Hero-man has tracked Polite Percy to a nightclub. Now, they will fight to the death in an epic battle!
Figh to the death? Epic battle? Got any epic moves, Hero-Man?
Handcuffs. You are under arrest.
Oh, cr... Must stay polite... I am unmotivated by my capture.
That's all for now, folks. Tune in to the next episode of Hero-Man!
Hey, Percy! Listen, I kinda... Brutally murdered an inmate, could you cover for me?
I could have been a chef, but noooooo.....

 

by EvilTwin
5-07-04
OK, so when it comes to filming the movie, you'll have to do your own stunts.
That's fine, Mr. Gibson. I'll see you tomorrow.
Jeez, can you believe this sucker? Oh... Yeah, see you tomorrow.
THE NEXT DAY
YOU NEVER MENTIONED THIS!!!
And... ACTION!

 

by EvilTwin
5-07-04
The entire world will soon face it's greatest challenge...
But will you help? Where will you be? Where will you be... THE DAY AFTER TOMMOROW?
Not in that stupid movie theatre!

 

by EvilTwin
5-07-04
Young teenager Ash is on the path of the Stripcreatormon trainer.
Yo, Prof Poke, gimme a Stripcreatormon!
OK. Here's one, Crap.
Crash.
I know what I said.
Aw! Why did I have to get a Geekachu?
I calculate that you are having feelings of anger. Would you like me to work out what percentage of an hour will pass before you abandon me?

 

by EvilTwin
5-07-04
*Sniff*
Keep up or I really will abandon you!

 

by EvilTwin
5-07-04
Holy ****, Geekachu! It's mya rival, Barry! Fight his Stripcreatormon!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your Geekachu doesn't stand a chance against my Charmingander!
Why, what a delightful Stripcreatormon you have, Ash.
Ooooh! I'm scared!
Maybe I should only rip ONE eye out...

 

by EvilTwin
5-07-04
LASER COMPUTER BUG ATTACK!
AAAAHHH!!!
AAAHHHHH!!!!
HUMOROUSLY COVENIENT FALLING ANVIL ATTACK!
COME ON! KICK HIS ASS!
I can't watch! Well, maybe just one little peek...

 

by EvilTwin
5-14-04

 

by EvilTwin
5-14-04
It began when an idiot named Evil Twin thought he was funny and that people loved his comics.
"Your comics suck" Posted by biped.
They must be referring to my twin. Now, to bless them with new comics!
Two equally annoying and generic main characters were unleashed on the world of Internet comics.
Annoying?
I... In... Inta... Internet?
Now, their universes will collide...
Sory to bother you, sir, but I'm looking for an escaped convict named Timmy. You seen him?
What kind of stupid poof would have a name like Timmy? Wait...

 

by EvilTwin
5-15-04
I had the strangest and most horifying nightmare last night. It seemed so real...
I had a horrifically realistic dream as well. But you go first.
Well, OK... I dreamt that I was drawn by lust to another man's bedroom. When I got there, I... You know... Then, the dream man knocked me out. Then I woke up. Thank heavens it wasn't real...
Oh, yeah!!! I want some of that!
ZZZZZZZZ
You BASTARD.

 

by EvilTwin
5-21-04
And now, we give you the TED THOMPSON SHOW!
Welcome to the Ted Thompon show. Here we have famous bad-things-protestor known only as Mr Peace.
Ya'll like my logo banner?
It's very nice. But if we could move on, I -
Why don't you want to talk about it? I spent the best part of a minute on it!
Mr Peace, if we could talk about the things that -
Oh, I get it, you hate me.

 

by EvilTwin
6-06-04
It's the TED THOMPSON SHOW!!!
Welcome, Ted Thompson fans! Today on the show, I'm talking to Brian May about his new look.
Later...
Thank you for that interview, Mr May. Now, perhaps you could play something for us?
I call this solo 'The Killer'... One, two, three and go! *BWAWABURBAWABAWA*
MUCH later...
So... Hungry...
What? But I'm only ten percent done!

 

by EvilTwin
6-06-04
Mr Armstrong, if you-
GOD, YOU SUCK! AMERICA WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF YOU GOT RUN THROUGH A JUMP-JET ENGINE!
Miss Spears, if you could please refrain from-
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! YOU SUCK! GOD, YOU SUCK! AMERICA WOULD BE BETTER OFF IF YOU GOT RUN THROUGH A JUMP-JET ENGINE!
Ummm... THE TED THOMPSON SHOW!
That is it. THAT IS IT! I'M SICK OF BEING MIND-*BEEP*ED BY THESE *BEEP*ERS WHO CAN'T SHOW A *BEEP*ING SHRED OF *BEEP*ING REPECT TO A *BEEP*ING LOWLY CHAT *BEEP*ING HOST!

 

by EvilTwin
6-06-04
Ted Thompson's Attorney has come to speak with Ted about his recent outburst on public television.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
Hello. I was wondering if I could talk to... GOOD LORD, TED! YOU GETTING FIRED HAS TURNED YOU INTO A HIDEOUS SLOB! YOU'RE SO SHORT AND UGLY!
My son Ted is in his room. Come in...

 

by EvilTwin
6-06-04
Ted, let's get down to... You still dress that way?
I want to keep the memories of my old job alive.
Why is your mother selling your old merchandise on a stall outside your house?
I have to make my money somehow.
But why don't you do it? Your mother is working pretty hard.
It's like scout cookies, but with the twist of it being a real job.

 

by EvilTwin
6-09-04
Listen carefully, Ted. You may have a chance of getting your job back, but there is something in your way...
And that would be what?
"Your old boss has hired my identical twin brother and filed a lawsuit against you."
I'm sorry. What exactly is a lawsuit?
But we should win, as long as you keep your cool and show that you know about the situation.
What on Earth is a lawsuit?

 

by EvilTwin
6-09-04

 

by EvilTwin
6-11-04
Hey, a house! Let's ask if we can use their toilet!
You haven't got one? Oh, I see. "There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be." Heh, Amish guys are funny...
One of these days I'll learn to keep my big mouth shut!

 

by EvilTwin
6-12-04
I can't believe what you just told me is true. I can't believe you would sell the company secrets just to get money to pay for an elderly hooker.
Well, sir, I have good news as well.
What can possibly be good news now?
I saved a bunch on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
One of these days I'll learn to keep my big mouth shut!

 

by EvilTwin
6-15-04
He was an ordinary man who lost everything...
I wonder if Frank will mind me taking his shotgun.
PUNISHED for no reason, he will PUNISh those who deserve PUNISHMENT. This is not vengeance... Not veangence.
IT'S REVENGE!
THE REVENGE GETTER... COMING TO A COMIC STRIP NEAR YOU.

 

by EvilTwin
6-15-04
... And two Playboys... That Lord of the G-String video... And another Playboy.
Sir, you disgust and sicken me. I fear for the future.
Time to go home... I wonder if my abnoxious moron of a father is behaving himself...
Oops.

 

by EvilTwin
6-15-04
This looks bad... I'd better get out of here. I'll take this gun with me!
I wonder if Frank will mind me taking his shotgun... NAH!
What the...? Oh, no. No. NO! NOT MY SHOTGUN! FATHER, YOU WILL PAY!

 

by EvilTwin
6-20-04
I'll have to hide out somewhere.
Frank won't forget the stolen shotgun, unless...
A few more free pints and he'll be mine!
You're a *Hic* real p...p..purtyyyyy ladyyyy, ya know dat? Say, I'll give ya disc...discyount on drugs...

 

by EvilTwin
6-20-04
And so, The Revenge-Getter is born. Frank Fortress tracks his father, until he finds a clue...
Hmm... A Beach Boys album. It's obvious that nobody other than my father was here.
Meanwhile, at the pawn shop...
Give me 10,000 dollars for this shotgun... OR ELSE.
Very well, sir. Here's your money. Now, please hand over the gun.
OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!
Or whats left of it...

 

by EvilTwin
6-20-04
It all began when I found a link on a website on the Internet on my computer on my desk on my floor.
I demand a new prop computer. I want a Mac here, not a PC! Morons!
Then, I exchanged favourite list places with theDROOLfool... Until I realised he sucked.
Yo, EvilTwin, I made even more comics to humiliate you and make it look like you pay me to praise you.
Just walk away...
Then, I recieved my first bit of fan-mail...
*ur comix r kul, d00d*
Wow, my first... Crap, it's from theDROOLfool!

 

by EvilTwin
6-20-04
Then came my "How To: Stripcreator Edition" series...
... And as you can see, the flaming has risen to levels of dangerous proportions.
I got a 3 star rating from somebody known only as 'bi'...
*Your comics are funny, you should be rated (bi)*
I thin it's from Biped... I'm scared. Hold me.
Then, I stopped making comics for about a month, due to important family issues...
Heh, heh... Hey, Dad, look at my funny picture! I call it... DOG ON A BALL!
woof

 

by EvilTwin
6-20-04
Due to technical restraints, we can only show this comic properly in one way... WIDESCREEEEEEENNNNN!!!
The Adventures of Timmy.
Gamezone.
Ted Thompson, Chat-Show Host.
Hero-Man.
And The Revenge Getter.
*Sniff* Thank you, stripcreator!

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