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by KamikazeBob
5-04-04
This is a great idea giving the students an impossible problem to teach them how everything doesn't work out as we want it to. Einstein, you are one smart devil.
Ugh I can't take this anymore. No matter what I do there isn't a difference!
Well, one student's going nuts already. He'll end up at the therapist. At least they won't know the difference!
I JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS PROBLEM ANYMORE! I'M GOING TO GO INSANE! AAAHHH! Wait... of course, there's no difference! HAHA! I found the answer! I FOUND THE ANSWER!
"They'll never know the difference!" Great plan, Einstein!

 

by KamikazeBob
5-06-04
I am just plain sick of all those combination movies.
Oh, you mean like Freddy vs. Jason, Aliens vs. Predator, etc?
Yeah. People are just selling out every decent entertainment licence out there.
I know, it's awful. I mean, what else would they do? Seinfield and Superman? Hahaha. Yeah... right.
This is going to be tough to tell you...
Tell me what?

 

by KamikazeBob
5-09-04
At an animal based help group...
I mean, after I saw Bambi I just became a vegitarian and been scared of hunters ever since. So through this, I'll conquer my fear.
I know what you mean though, I've killed too many animals. I just hate seeing dead animals now. *quietly sobs*
So what kind of animals have you killed?
Mainly deer. I used to hunt the wisest mothers around. The crying sound of the babies where too much to handle though... something about Prince of the Forest came up too.
Wait a minute... that was YOU!?

 

by KamikazeBob
5-10-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
I can't believe I'm raping some ugly ass girl on the street. I was raised better than this...
Finally someone who appreciates who I am as a person... I think I found my dream man. *flutters*

 

by KamikazeBob
5-10-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Listen, cats and rabbits is an X.
*cocks head*?

 

by KamikazeBob
5-14-04
And in recent news, rap videos aren't considered music videos anymore. Instead, they're considered biographies.
Indeed Tom. After over 517 rap videos that only show women, wine, and money, that isn't much for us to enjoy, but rather make us jealous.
This just in, Tom Green has decided to start singing again, but instead he'll be doing rap and polka.
Apparently he's going to sing about his guilty pleasures of udder sucking, bum rubbing, and testicle enjoying songs.
In breaking news, Tom Green's new show "The New New Tom Green Show" has been cancelled yet again.
There is also an animal peace group outside waiting to kick his butt rubbing ass.

 

by KamikazeBob
5-14-04
...so that was the second time I got herpes.
Well it seems like you better chose you're hoes better, Tom.
Blow me Diane. Oh, and in breaking news, it seems that Jay-Z is making a return!
The legendary rapper decided to make a come back only 3 days after the last airing of his supposedly last music video.
He states that "I'm coming back just like Jesus. 3 days later, 3 million richer. Instead I'm doing religious songs so dust ya shoulders off!"
Sounds like bleshpamy to me Tom.

 

by KamikazeBob
5-15-04
...so that was the second time I got crabs.
Well it seems like you better chose you're hoes better, Tom.
Blow me Diane. In breaking news, it seems that Jay-Z is making a return.
The legendary rapper decided to make a come back only 3 days after the last airing of his supposedly last music video.
He states that "I'm coming back just like Jesus. 3 days later, 3 million richer. Instead I'm doing religious songs so dust ya shoulders off!"
Sounds like blasphemy to me, Tom.

 

by KamikazeBob
5-19-04
Indian Restaurant
Well I'm in America so your stupid customs about cows doesn't matter!
... a taco, and two burritos. That's all.
For the last time, this is a Middle East restaurant, not Taco Bell.
I want the god damn schnozberries!

 

by KamikazeBob
9-27-04
I've got to tell you something. I was walking through the city and found a homeless person.
Freaking hobos...
Uh, yeah. Well long story short, I've got AIDs.
Wait... what?!
Yeah... I guess I've got a few days to live.
I've got something to admit too. Well, long story short I was going through your underwear when this crab came out of no where and I got...

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