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by Muherfurce
2-27-03
 

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
what's going on?
why are they looking at me like that?

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
fas
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by Muherfurce
2-28-03

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
I wonder what the Gilmore girls are doing right now?
Probably doing anal sex.
That's just gross. I could never do anal sex.
Me neither. Ick.
God, I wish she'd lick my ass.
I wish I had my tongue up her ass.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
So then a priest walks up to a rabbit
I always get fifty cents off my chicken whoppers, weird eh?

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
Stop that.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
Fuck off.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
I wonder what the Gilmore girls are doing right now?
Probably doing anal sex.
That's just gross. I could never do anal sex.
Me neither. Ick.
God, I wish she'd lick my ass.
I wish I had my tongue up her ass.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
Boy, I wish I was you.
Shut up.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
Boy, I wish I was you.
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!
Arf?

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
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You're annoying, I'm going to set you on fire!
Ahhhh!!
My mother's next!

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
Fuckin' arab!
"Arab" should be capitalized.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
I am a squirrel without nuts.
My life is suffering beyond reason.
Please kill me.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
I am a squirrel with a chair. The gods have decided that I should have a background.
My life is suffering is still suffering beyond reason. Although slightly more comfortable. At the cost of my soul, no less.
I suddenly crave the blood of virgins.

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
....................
I never should have listened when Judas told me that he could get me nailed.
*sigh*

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
...........
Without my hands, I have to watch Baywatch for it's deep plot.
*sigh*

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
i hate my life and want to die

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
So what are you here for?

 

by Muherfurce
2-28-03
hehehehehehe
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by Muherfurce
3-01-03
Hey! Have you ever wanted to say something completely random for no reason whatsoever?
................
........well?
I'm loved by a hamster!!!!
.......that's... nice...
I'd never do something like that....

 

by Muherfurce
3-02-03
Black pimp and little white girl are in the big city.
Yo, I'm a turn you out, bitch. Get that fuckin ass out on that street and get me my money.
Okay I am going.
They are still in the city.
What choo still doin' here? I said, shake that ass, suck some dick, and get me my honey, ho! I'm a slap the fuck out choo!
Okay, any minute now.
All of a sudden, they are at the White House and their true identities are revealed!
I am really GW Bush.
I am really Saddam.

 

by Muherfurce
3-03-03
fag.
wanna fuck?
yes!

 

by Muherfurce
3-04-03
I wonder what the Gilmore girls are doing right now?
Probably doing anal sex.
That's just gross. I could never do anal sex.
Me neither. Ick.
God, I wish she'd lick my ass.
I wish I had my tongue up her ass.

 

by Muherfurce
3-04-03

 

by Muherfurce
3-04-03
Bitch
Bitch
Bitch

 

by Muherfurce
4-18-03
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by Muherfurce
5-07-03
I am the frozen fossil of an ancient primate.
Whatever. Goodbye.
What do you believe in, Brad?
None other than creation!

 

by Muherfurce
6-13-03
I, CJayC, have decided to sue anyone who hosts the mod pics and doesn't remove it within 24 hours!
Well in that case, let's remove it. We don't give a fuck about whoever hosts their site on our server.
With that said, I'm outta here. Good bye!
Hi. I'm Kazaa the Evil Peer To Peer File Sharing Program. Your "copyrighted" files can be found by searching for "GameFAQs mod pics". Why don't you go fuck yourself?

 

by Muherfurce
6-13-03
I am the CNET MSASTAR. CJayC is my pawn, and since you have an account at the FAQs, so are you. Now, do my bidding.
sadness fills my heart
Take everyone of the following races, religions, political parties, and astrological signs and put them in concentration camps: Jews, Communists, Bhuddists, Africans, and Geminis.
sadness fills my heart
Dammit, why aren't you doing anything?
I just found out Aeris died.

 

by Muherfurce
6-13-03
Dear CJayc: YOU'RE A NIGGER AND YOUR WIFE'S A WHORE AND YOUR CHILDREN ARE WHORES AND I FUCKED YOR WIFE AND I FUCKED YOUR CHILDREN AND YOU'RE A NIGGER.
*banned*
Dear CJayc: You're black and your wife enjoys sex and your children enjoy money and I gave your wife money and I tought your children to make money and you're black.
*noactioned*
Dear CJAYC: UR GHEY ROFL
Dear CJAYC: Some of your best friends are male. I roll on the floor.

 

by Muherfurce
6-13-03
I think we could all use a rest.
zzzzz
zzzzz
I think we could all use a rest.
zzzzz
zzzzz
I think we could all use a rest.
It's been a fucking month, we don't need no motherfucking rest!
Ban the hackers, genius! And for fuck's sake, rape Yakuza McGee!

 

by Muherfurce
6-29-03
BRINg BACK LIFE IN HELL
HIHI
HELLO HELLO
THAT NOT A DEATH THREAT, ITS GERMAN FOR "THE JAR JAR, THE"
I HATE PEOPLE
:(
OBLIGATORY GAMEFAQS INJOKE
I LICK CEEJAY'S NUTS
NO WONDER YOU'RE A MOD

 

by Muherfurce
6-30-03
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by Muherfurce
7-01-03
Hi Link, I'm this contest's Manager. Just tell me what you need and I'll get it for you.
Can I have my green clothes?
Link overhears Bubba Smith and The Masked Priest
Oh man, that was the best we've ever done it.
And the messiest.
On second thought, black is in this year.

 

by Muherfurce
7-01-03
I'll practice for the fight by throwing my boomerang.
What the fuck!!!!! This isn't my boomerang.
Me 1, You 0

 

by Muherfurce
7-01-03
Give me my boomerang back!
It'll cost you a thousand rupees!
You know damn well my wallet holds nine hundred and ninety nine rupees!
And you also know that paying you five hundred rupees twice is too complex for me.

 

by Muherfurce
7-01-03
I tell you what, you give me my boomerang back and I'll give you your monkey ball back.
You don't have my monkey ball.
Oh yeah? Are you in it now?
No, because it's locked away in my combination vault.
The combination of which is 32-26-8.
Crap.

 

by Muherfurce
7-01-03
Give me my boomerang and I'll give you your monkey ball.
Fair enough.
You got the Boomerang! It returns to its user when thrown. To use it, set it to a C button, and aim. You can target up to five targets in one throw.
I LEARNED THAT THE FIRST EIGHT TIMES I RETRIEVED IT FROM A MONKEY! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
It's true what they say, a boomerang always returns to its thrower.

 

by Muherfurce
7-01-03
Sorry about the lame gag.
Whatever, just give me the monkey ball.
Here you go.
YAY! I got my monkey ball back! I'm so happy I could... wait a freaking minute.
Oh boy is that bastard gonna pay.

 

by Muherfurce
7-02-03
Clearly this is the work of an Eastern European Hacker (EEH)!
My grandma's sick. I have to go check on her.
Like I'll fall for that!

 

by Muherfurce
7-02-03
cough
Damn you, squirrel grandson, for letting me die you fucking bastard!

 

by Muherfurce
7-13-03
Zelda or Lara Croft, who's more popular?
Zelda, Nintendorks would rather vote for her than hardcore fuck Angelina Jolie.
I'm voting for Zelda in that contest.
Admit it, you want to hardcore fuck Angelina Jolie too.
Are you implying I'm gay?
I'm not implying you're gay, you proved you're gay by voting for Zelda.

 

by Muherfurce
7-13-03
Yuna or Knuckles, who's more popular?
Yuna, Square dorks would rather vote for her than hardcore fuck Knuckles.
Wait, you think it's popular to hardcore fuck Echidnas?
Well of course, everyone I know does it except for you.
Wait a minute, how do you know that all your other friends hardcore fuck Echidnas?
Oh, look at the time, my grandma's getting sick and I must feed her raw meat. Gotta go.

 

by Muherfurce
7-13-03
Master Chief or Felix, who's more popular?
Well, they're both infinitely hardcore fuckable, but Master Chief is from Halo. You can't vote against Halo.
May the first seven words I said be stricken from the record?

 

by Muherfurce
7-14-03
I know this donkey that's never been respected. Would you like to come with me and treat it with respect?
I do not want a part in your donkey adventures as I prefer humans.
Okay then, shall we treat each other with respect?
Yes of course. You're not so ugly that I'd change my mind and respect donkeys.
YOU GUYS ARE HETEROS! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING HETEROS!

 

by Muherfurce
7-14-03
Jesus and I are here to burn this place down.
SUMMON BURNINATION!

 

by Muherfurce
7-14-03
You fool, Shaq! We captured Jesus and put him in the barn just in case you were going to do something like this! Now watch as your sidekick catches on fire, Shaq!
HAHAHA! Magnificent! Now I need to get rid of Shaq. Hmm, I know! Since I'm a racist, I'll scare him off with a burning cross!
Now where can I find a burning cross?

 

by Muherfurce
7-15-03
Gary decides to make a joke out of a dangerous situation...
Fire in the disco!
I heard Lucifer had a plan to go to a disco today.
Tropria enalp?
Damn you, Gary! I'll pay you back for this, I swear it!

 

by Muherfurce
7-20-03
Awkward Silence is a technique found often in comics. It tradtionally works best in the second panel, but occasionally works well in the other two.
It is an outstanding way to show that there are no words to describe what the character is thinking, or perhaps he is too stupid to come up with said words.
It also is a common way to take a comic that would better work as a two-paneller and write it as an equally-good three-paneller, so it can be posted on Stripcreator.
To illustrate this method, we will participate in an example of an Awkward Silence:
AWKWARD SILENCE STARRING ASIANGIRL1 AND ASIANGIRL2

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