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by Thomasisneat
2-25-02
Ok! Before we start this hillarious series, let's get to know our main characters a little better.
Hmmm... maybe if I were to buy a bulk box of pop rocks...
This is Crazy Scientist. He frequently makes attempts to take over the world ending up in wild and zany perdicaments!
... and a twelve pack of soda...
Being the main character of the series, we will be seeing a lot of him and his many plans to take over the world!
...I could hold the world hostage with the largest bomb ever!

 

by Thomasisneat
2-25-02
This is Sue. She is Crazy Scientist's assistant.
She is considered to be his grasp on reality, like that assistant to Don Quixote.
Although she never has to worry about Crazy Scientist attacking windmills.
Damn straight

 

by Thomasisneat
2-25-02
We continue our story...
Um... excuse me, sir. My daughter would like to go on that ride soon. About how much longer will you be?
Fool! Do you have any idea what you're asking?!?!
Look. I'd like to get home before noon. So you could please try and hurry it up?
Infidel! Someday you will be bowing down to me, and you dare to ask me a question? Leave before I am forced to smite you!
That's it, asshole. It's time for me to kick some mad scientist ass.
The name's Crazy Scientist, neanderthal! And you'll never be able to defeat me with my super force field shield of greatness!

 

by Thomasisneat
2-25-02
So, find any new ways you could possibly take over the world?
I had a fool plan... Until some super powerful woman had the ability to punch through my super force field shield of greatness!
Hmmm...
You know, I don't think you ever built a super force field shield of greatness.
I didn't?

 

by Thomasisneat
2-28-02
Wow, I think this date has been going really well... What's wrong? Why haven't you been talking?
Listen, you pervert. I'm sick of you eyeing me like a piece of meat. Consider this date over.
But... I'm not intentionally eyeing you like that! I have a lazy eye!
Whatever, asshole. I hope you burn in hell.
*sniffle*

 

by Thomasisneat
2-28-02
You know, Sue. Sometimes I think my career as future king of the world is only going to end up as a failure. I almost never finish anything I start.
Don't be so silly, Crazy Scientist! You've made a whole lotta inventions, but none of them have never been succesful.
I think you're right! I've made numerous inventions such as.......... Little help?
Such as that super evil robot that almost killed the mailman.
Yeah... That was a great invention, wasn't it?
*BRRRZT* KILL... ME... *BRRZT* *ZAP*

 

by Thomasisneat
2-28-02
Frank? Sorry to seem intrusive, but I think your girlfriend is taking too much control of your life!
Really?
Yes, really! She doesn't even let you eat junk food anymore, she doesn't let you get wasted, and she makes you exercise on a daily basis! You gotta tell her to loosen the leash.
Yeah, you're right! All this exercise, healthy eating, and staying clean is flushing my life's well-being down the toilet!

 

by Thomasisneat
2-28-02
Frank? Sorry to seem intrusive, but I think your girlfriend is taking too much control of your life!
Really?
Yes, Really! You can't do anything lately without her approval! Soon she'll be getting rid of all your friends!
That's a bad thing?

 

by Thomasisneat
3-01-02
Maybe I doubted the abilities of this little fella. Maybe I can try using him again to take over the world...
*BZZZT* PAIN.... INTOLERABLE... *BUZZ*
He did almost kill the mailman. And the mailman is pretty big.
*BZZZZZT* BURNING... ALL OVER.. *BEEP BOOP*
Alright, I'm gonna do it! World, prepare to be destroyed!
*BUZZY* DESTROY ME... MASTER *BAP PA BOO BEEP*

 

by Thomasisneat
3-01-02
Alright, evil, angry robot... See that policeman over there? I want you to kill him.
*BUZZZ* ROBOT.... NOT WANT TO KILL POLICE *BE BOP*
Oh? Then who would like to kill?
*BZZZ* ME.... KILL... ME... *BOOP BOOP*
Alright... how's this, you kill that cop and help me takeover the world, and I'll kill you.
*BBZZZ* PO - PO... IS IN... FOR A... WORLD OF PAIN *BLAP*

 

by Thomasisneat
3-01-02
Hey, buddy... hold it right there. What do you think you're doing? You got a permit to walk on this sidewalk?
*BUUUD* MUST... KILL... COP *WIZER*
Wise guy, huh? Well I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.
*BRZZZ* NOT... TODAY... PIG *BIZAY*
Owww!
*BZZ* SUCCESS! *BAZ*

 

by Thomasisneat
3-02-02
Someone told me today that you are more prone to tearing when you yawn.
All this time I just thought I was really sensitive.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Hi, folks! I'm Hosty McGameshow, here to tell you about our new show Survivor: Stripcreator!
This season proves to be more exciting than the rest. Taking place in the harsh environment of downtown Bronx!
So don't forget to tune in every thursday at 10 for Survivor: Stripcreator!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
We now head behind the scenes to see the famous stripcreator characters begin to sign in for the most enduring contest ever...
Name?
Crazy Scientist
Ok... everything here seems good... now let me just -- Wait, who's that standing behind you?
uhhh... That's asiangirl2. She underwent some plastic surgery.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Name?
Asiangirl2
Ok, bullshitter. Trying to sneak in, are you? I already know that asiangirl2 already entered with Crazy Scientist. Who are you trying to fool?
What? But I...
Yeah, whatever. Try and fuck with Survivor and you'll end up getting fucked instead.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Name?
Asiangirl1
Name?
Bongo
*sigh*... Do I even need to ask your name?
FRANCIS DOESN'T LIKE THE NAME TOBOR ANYMORE. FRANCIS SHALL BE CALLED "FRANCIS" FROM NOW ON.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Name?
Pink Donkey
Alright... you check out. Now that all the contestants are here, we can get started!
Before we start, could you tell me the closest place where I could get a quickie?
Pardon?
You think a pink donkey is gonna be able to find some poontang in the Bronx? Unlikely.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Ahh shit. No one told me Tobor's gonna be here. Well I guess I better assume the position...
RAAR FRANCIS CORNHOLE!
Wait... Francis? What the fuck? Why did you change your name?
FRANCIS GIVES EVIL RED ROBOT MORE CHARACTER
Listen, buddy. It's one think for a robot named Tobor to cornhole me, but a robot named Francis? Fuck this, I'm outta here.
GET BACK HERE! FRANCIS DEMANDS RESPECT!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
I vote off Francis. That name just reeks of pansy.
I vote for Francis as well. He doesn't have that charisma he used to have when he was Tobor.
I'm gonna have to vote for Francis. He just seems like such a big, red, pussy.
...
I'm gonna have to vote for that wimpy Francis too. He's such a big - Oh shit, he's right behind me, isn't he.
IT'S OK, LITTLE RABBIT WITH ONE EAR. EVERYONE HATES FRANCIS SINCE HIS NAME WAS CHANGED. GOODBYE.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
You know, Asiangirl2, all those times that we have been used in comics because we were default, we never had a really good conversation.
...
I think I'm going to vote off Crazy Scientist at the next tribal meeting. He hasn't been contributing to the tribe very much don't you think?
...
Meanwhile, inside the rocket...
...there's also the fact of his constant masturbating in the bushes, but blahblahblah...
Try and vote me off, will you? We'll see about that.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Confidentially, each survivor tells us who they voted off and why.
I voted off asiangirl2.
Why? Well she's not very talkative and just really stands around and doesn't do anything.
And is it just me, or does she look like a weapon of destruction?

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Asiangirl2 tells us her vote.
...
...
...

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Now, Crazy Scientist's turn
Me? I voted off asiangirl1 because she's a bitch that talks about people behind their back.
Can I go? I left my lab coat in the bushes...

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
And now, Bongo
Like the pink donkey, I voted off asiangirl2.
Uhhh... How did I know pink donkey voted her off? Well, because, it was...
I'm disqualified, aren't I?
Yeah... Take your shit and leave.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Now, asiangirl1
I think I'm gonna have to vote off Crazy Scientist.
His masturbating problems have been freaking me out and- AAAAH!
Someone call the hospital! Asiangirl2 has attacked asiangirl1!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Well, what an exciting show this has been so far!
Last week, three characters were eliminated. Bongo, for cheating, asiangirl1 who was blown up, and asiangirl2 who was disqualified for blowing up asiangirl1.
There are now two survivors left: Crazy Scientist and Pink Donkey. Who will win? Find out on the next two panel special survivor!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Since most of the previous survivors are dead, we decided to have a contest to see who wins.
In previous Survivors, we have had members eat foreign foods for money. We will do the same in this.
In order to win Survivor you must be the first to finish eating a pimp from the Bronx!
Muthafucka!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Since most of the previous survivors are dead, we decided to have a contest to see who wins.
In previous Survivors, we have had members eat foreign foods for immunity. We will do the same in this.
In order to win Survivor you must be the first to finish eating a pimp from the Bronx!
Muthafucka!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
*Munch Munch Munch*
*Chomp Chomp Chomp*
*Munch Munch Munch*
*Chomp Chomp Chomp*
I did it! I win!
Muthafucka!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-03-02
Congratulations, Pink Donkey! You have one survivor!
Alright!
For your prize you can have one wish.
Well... I think my wish would be for this goddamn series to end.
Thank you everybody! Goodnight!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-06-02
Little Fact #3244: Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ had A.D.D. or Attention Deficit Disorder as a child!
$&)(#*
Now, back in early times, unruly children were punished much more harshly than they were during these times
!#&$%@
And thus the birth of Christianity!Oh yeah... Jesus Christ's dad was also a stick figure.
There! Now you're gonna fucking stay there until you learn your goddamn lesson!
FUCK YOU! GIMME MORE SUGAR!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-06-02
Little Fact #3244: Contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ had A.D.D. or Attention Deficit Disorder as a child!
$&)(#*
Now, back in early times, unruly children were punished much more harshly than they were during these times
!#&$%@
And thus the birth of Christianity! And another thing... Jesus Christ's dad was also a stick figure.
There! Now you're gonna fucking stay there until you learn your goddamn lesson!
FUCK YOU! GIMME MORE SUGAR!

 

by Thomasisneat
3-08-02
Well, it looks like another fight is going on... and it seems really -
Time out! TIME OUT!
*sigh*... What's wrong?
Eyelash.... Got it. Time in!
And the fight resumes, yet again.

 

by Thomasisneat
3-09-02
Excellent job, robot! Now that you got rid of the security, we can take the president for hostage.
*BIZ* ARE... YOU SURE... THERE... ISN'T... MORE SECURITY? *MARKIE*
Why, what ever do you mean?
*BUZZ* WELL, THE PRESIDENT IS A VERY LOVED AND ACKNOWLEDGED PERSON BY AMERICA AND THE WORLD. DON'T YOU THINK HE'D HAVE MORE SECURITY? *BAZZAP*
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was looking at that silly dog on a ball over there. Now, are you ready to commence the second phase of the plan?
*BLIZZZ* THE MORE SECURITY... THE MORE CHANCE OF ME DYING... *BIZZLE*

 

by Thomasisneat
3-09-02
The robot, having commenced phase two, approaches the white house entrance.
Whoah, pal. Where do you think you are going?
*BULL* I... AM HERE... TO... SEE THE... PRESIDENT *ZHIT*
Well why didn't you say so? He's the third room on the left down this hallway.
More success!
*BAZSS* THAT... WAS... VERY... EASY *BOOZA*
Howdy! Can I interest you to a line of coke?

 

by Thomasisneat
3-10-02
*BIZZ* WHY... ARE... YOU... IN... HERE? *BOOST*
Well, my advisors do all the work for me and have me stay in this here room so I don't hurt myself.
*BIZAP* OH... *BUST*
But I don't care because this room kicks ass! I got a bunch of cool posters, my own TV, and Nintendo 64!
The robot's intricate plan goes into play.
*BOZ* PLEASE.... FOLLOW... ME... MR.PRESIDENT *ZIAP*
Sure thing. But you sure you don't want to play some games of perfect dark before we leave?

 

by Thomasisneat
3-13-02
This way... we can leave through the back door.
Now we just need to sneak out through the back yard...
We made it out of the White House! Now, where are we going?
*BASZ* FOLLOW... ME... I MUST... SHOW... YOU... TO MY... MASTER... *AROOGA*

 

by Thomasisneat
3-18-02
What happens when a diseased, preppy suburbanite goes to hang out with da boyz in da hood? Laughter, laughter, and laughter!
What is it that is up, my brother?
Yo, man! I don't wanna touch your rotting carcass hand! Shit...
Starring Yoko Ono as a street smart thug lady who teaches Lenny the Leper the ropes!
Girl - ho - dog, why doesn't anyone dig my groovy flavors? Is it because I be a rich white boy?
Dayum, Lenny. The only reason brothas aren't feeling you is because you a leper!
Next week: Lenny goes to an ODB concert to try and fit in with the playas! Unfortunately, he ends up getting played! Only on UPN!
Yo, I'm feeling it! I got your money, Old Dirty Man!
Shit, son! Three of yo' fingers just fell off!

 

by Thomasisneat
4-05-02
Back at Crazy Scientist's lab...
*BAZE* MASTER... WE NOW... HAVE... THE PRESIDENT *BWOO*
Excellent work! Now we will alert the White House we have the President and they will be forced to make me ruler of the world! By the way, where is the President?
*BOOZ* IN THE BACKROOM... IT... DOESN'T... TAKE MUCH... TO KEEP... HIM BUSY *BRIZE*
Oh?
In the backroom...
Hi! I'm Dora the Explorer! Where are we going?
Grandma's house!

 

by Thomasisneat
4-11-02
A secret message is sent to the white house...
And if I, Crazy Scientist, do not receive power of the entire world, you will never see your president again!
Oh, my God! I gotta find the Vice President and tell him!
Mr.Vice President, the President has been taken hostage by the diabolical mastermind Crazy Scientist!
So?

 

by Thomasisneat
4-11-02
...When asked about the whereabouts of the President, Vice President Cheney said he had gone to a baseball camp for the summer and wouldn't return anytime soon...
Curses!
Minion! The government does not plan on giving me ransom for the president! I don't know how we will be able to take over the world now!
*BLEEZ* I... GUESS... YOU CAN... KILL... ME... NOW *BUUAZ*
Nonsense! I will find another way to bring the world to its knees with the president. You'll see...
*BOOK* THIS... SUCKS *BLAH*

 

by Thomasisneat
4-14-02
Behold the great Lava shark!
With it's ultra tough skin consisting of elements which can take temperatures up to a bagillion degrees, the predator spends its time looking for its prey...
Demons on vacation!
ROAR!
Wooo! I'm doing the doggy paddle!

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