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by bobo32
3-21-01
Jesus, tinkerbell is dying. Clap your hands to help me save her.
Please Jesus? She's dying! Don't you care?
I hate you Jesus. You're a bad person. I'm gonna go cry now.
What I wouldn't give for the Romans to crucify her, too.

 

by bobo32
3-21-01
WUSTAAAAAAA!
WUSTAAA!
Go away, that's all there is to this one.

 

by bobo32
3-21-01
Before
I will die alone ------------------- heh.
HAW HAW HAW! What else is new.
After
I will die alone.
HAW HAW HAW! What else is new?
Well, there's that whole HoplessGimper thing...
You're right. I'm sorry. That wasn't funny.

 

by bobo32
3-22-01
I hate my life
What the hell am I even doing anymore?
Thank you happy fire dance! Aaaaaaaaaah!

 

by bobo32
3-24-01
The near future...
So.....
So.
Ummm....how long do we have to be here?
We will stay in line; Together taking a stand; Until there's world peace.
Phew, I thought he was going to say, "Until the Cubs win the World Series."
What I want to know is, who gave the fucks at Hands Across America cloning technology?

 

by bobo32
3-25-01
Yes, this is what I do when my favorite counter-strike server is down.

 

by bobo32
3-25-01
Must ... kill ... things ... for fun ....
Shit, I died AGAIN? I suck so much. My life has no value. Wait, what am I saying? Does my life consist of nothing more than CS and some comics?
Oh yeah. My life has no value.

 

by bobo32
3-25-01
You know what always PISSED ME OFF?
Was it your mom, talking donkey?
No, the game Donkey Kong.
I mean, what the fuck?

 

by bobo32
3-25-01
HAW HAW HAW! I made you drive a nail into your head.
No you didn't, I did this because I hate my life.
Aauggggh! I'm melting... what a world, what a world.
Woah. Wait, I denied the devil, so he has no power over me, but I committed suicide, so I'm still going to hell. Fuck it, with my dying breath I'm going Buddhist.

 

by bobo32
3-25-01
Hey, food. *gobble gobble*
More food. *gobble gobble*
Hey, how YOU doing?
Fuck off. I've got a man.

 

by bobo32
3-25-01
Here's the deal: You must use either dexx-elaphant or dex-cthulhu back to back in at least one panel.
Also, you must use the phrase, "I don't take checks" and something to the effect of I don't get it.
The world will pay. And I don't take checks.
I don't get it.

 

by bobo32
3-31-01
As the dust settles, an ironic turn of events: I AM the last man on earth.
I know we're the only survivors and must procreate to save the human species, but I'm not easy, so: What is your idea of the perfect date with me?
Hmmm...honestly? We'd sit around and talk about stuff, maybe over dinner, and then go have sex.
Well, I suppose you can't have everything... Um, If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?
What kind of automobile? 'Cause I'm thinking the backseat, but my reason's not valid if it's a Volkswagen.
Geez, never mind. Well, you can probably at least answer this: If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make?
Whoopie? Shit, she'll never put out anyway. Into the fiery lake for me, then. AAAAHHHHH!

 

by bobo32
4-01-01
Hmmm... This is a catchy song.
[music] Every day above ground is a good good day [/music]
[music] Can we be happy? We can be happy underground [/music]
Ahh... That's more like it.
[music] Underground, underground, ooooohhh-- Everythings happy underground [/music]

 

by bobo32
4-01-01
So, I went to a rave in NYC with some friends and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Alas, I got none from the cute chickies.
Interesting. Tonight I shall see what Gimper is doing for post-pr0m.
No you may not come; I'm already having like 15 people over.
That's ok, I'll come anyway with Mofo and yaby jebus.
So then we got his idolized female who is exremely shy and religious to say that Russell Crowe is dead sexy.
HAW HAW HAW!

 

by bobo32
4-02-01
Hey, another bobo32 comic using the default characters.
You know what that means.
Go write your fucking paper, bobo32!
Stop making lame comics and do something for a change, godfuckingcocksuckingdamnit!
Damn, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling detective kids.

 

by bobo32
4-02-01
At least we're happy.
At least we're happy.
I think.
I think.
At least I get non-sexual physical contact.
At least he doesn't want sexual contact.

 

by bobo32
4-02-01
An odd turn of events.
Hmm... User AnonymousGreenTea has also just posted a comic of late not work not doing. This may or may not also be a person I've met before.
Of course, she has the option of going to sleep and doing work tomorrow in an earlier class.
I, on the other hand, must have this done before I wake up for my 11 o'clock English class.
Godfuckingcocsuckingdamnit get to fucking work. And yes, you're halucinating. I'm not really here, I'm really Satan.

 

by bobo32
4-02-01
So, do you know what you get when you cross a donkey and a squirrel?
This isn't another bad pr0n comic, is it?
No, no, no... ummm....
Well, what DO you get if you cross a donkey and a squirrel?
Bill Gates!
That's the best punchline you could think of to cover your ass?

 

by bobo32
4-04-01
Sure, sure. Maybe Carrie-Anne Moss is hot... for a man!
Sorry, I forgot about your impeccable standards.
Can I help it if I'm attracted to chicks who look like pr0nstars?
No, but you seem to be confused as to how I could like women who look nothing like them.
All I'm saying is, you don't have to settle for less.
Wow. Did he really just say that? Am I talking? Can he hear me?

 

by bobo32
4-04-01
Hmmm..... What would make a profound comic?
Rewrite your fucking draft for English tomorrow, bobo32!
We're tired of always having to bitch at you about this shit at 3 in the morning.
Let's see, something witty and spiteful, with a touch of sarcasm and a revealing insight into how much of a loser I am would be good. Hmmm....

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
Yay! I'm done with yet another paper!
Impressive. What time is it?
3:30AM. I made record time.
That gives you 7 and a half hours to read The Symposium and sleep before your class.
I think I can understand Plato without having to read it, thank you very much.
You poor, dumb, lazy bitch.

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
Wow, so apparently people that I know have been reading my comics.
I was relying on the anonymitiy of the internet to be able to say things that only me and my closest friends from back home were supposed to know about.
Now mere acquainances know of my problems; they know how socially messed up I am. Wait, they've probably known that since they first met me.

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
I am confused. Who am I?
All yuor liver are belong to us?

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
Hello poor little girl. To help your economic situation, I'm going to get you hooked into Al Gore's Internet.
Is this guy bothering you?
Not really, but if you really want to help me...
Is there any gold in your processors, Mr. Robot?

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
Jebus! You've come at last!
No my son, I am Jesus, and I am here to save your soul.
Oh. You again. I don't talk to solicitors. Go away.
Shoo. Shoo. Tsssk! Tsssk!
Hey asshole, does it look like I can go anywhere?

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
Finally I have met you.
When Zeus split the androgynous apart with his lightning, you must have been the half he split away from me.
So, what you're saying is, "You complete me"?
Har har har, very funny. Jackass.

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
Fucking English language.
It's a bitch to be clear with.
There are an assload of ways for people to get confused.
So whenever you say something you may be being vague and in danger of being misconstrued.
And no one will grasp the real meaning of it, so they will be confused. Confusion leads to fear, fear leads to anger.
Kind of like this comic, bizzatch.

 

by bobo32
4-05-01
Hello goat on stool.
Hello.
Hey chicken on stool, how's it going?
'Sup.
So alone.

 

by bobo32
4-06-01
So, apparently people use the same character to portray a really attractive kid...
and me.
HAW HAW HAW!
HAW HAW HAW!

 

by bobo32
4-06-01
Satan,
I'm listening.
You're really short.
Fuck it all to hell! Once again, my plot has been foiled by a meddling dectective jackass.

 

by bobo32
4-07-01
Great Internet, what is the difference between my life and death?
Seeing the Difference/ Seeing Differently
Life Insurance and AD&D - Frequently Asked Questions
Spiritual Enlightenment
Search Engine Positioning.

 

by bobo32
4-08-01
So, you don't think you're ever going to be involved in a serious relationship?
Eh.
Hmmm....
Shouldn't I not be jealous of your relationships now?
You'd think.

 

by bobo32
4-08-01
So, I'm at a point of disillusionment I've been at a thousand times before.
Only this time everything I used to be able to fall back on is meaningless.
*yadda yadda, vagueness vagueness, self-pity self-pity*

 

by bobo32
4-08-01
Thought you could hide from me?
It was not the happening.

 

by bobo32
4-08-01
Should make comic in the response.

 

by bobo32
4-08-01
I feel cleansed and refreshed.
I feel cheaply used by bobo32, yet again.

 

by bobo32
4-08-01
Ah yes, people should not want me to know who they are because I'm evil.
Eh. Just another reason to hurt inside.
RUN AWAY!!!!!!
Sucker.

 

by bobo32
4-08-01
Hello.
Hey.
Nice weather, eh?
Sure is, but watch it with the small talk. I don't want to get into politics with you.
Get it?

 

by bobo32
4-10-01
In the beginning, it was like this.
Then there were people who actually saw what was made.
Once again, it is like this.

 

by bobo32
4-11-01
Woah.
It's ture. I do feel better about myself now.
Asshole.

 

by bobo32
4-12-01
Oh no.
bobo32, could you please stop it with these?
But it's only 4:30 and I'm almost done with my paper.
Then FINISH IT!
I'm not even going to swear until you get it done.

 

by bobo32
4-12-01
Well, shit.
You cunt!
Bitch.
Whore!
Wow, bobo32 is pretty pathetic, eh?
Yeah, now he's hovering around the average quality level for a comic here.

 

by bobo32
4-12-01
So you see how this is circular logic.
No, I don't. How is it circular logic?
The conclusion validates the argument.
Aha! I will now restate the assumption, the argument based on the assumption, and the conclusion which proves the assumption in order to show that it is not circular logic!
Afterwards...
It's ok. Give it up. Keep up the neutral look and don't make any sudden moves.
Why is he looking at me as if I'm the psycho? He's the unkempt one with the random facial hair.

 

by bobo32
4-12-01
I've often wondered if there's anything that I really believe in.
I believe in the swearing of little Asain girls...
...in general. There may be special cases for which the swearing of little Asian girls does not hold true.

 

by bobo32
4-12-01
I think I'm going to vomit... I can't stand the pain.
Omygod! What happened!
My girlfriend dumped me and I'm still reeling as if it were a physical blow.
Wow. I don't know what to say. I mean, I've never had a girlfriend so I don't know what it's like.
Wow, thanks. I do feel better. I can go out into the world again knowing that at least I have been loved.
Hmm...gun, gun. Where to find a gun?

 

by bobo32
4-12-01
So, here we are watching a movie together.
Several minutes later...
She's gone and fallen asleep against my shoulder.
Yet more minutes later...
No! Can't get to the POPCORN!

 

by bobo32
4-12-01
Oink oink.
*weep weep*
His flight instincts be overdeveloped, methinks.

 

by bobo32
4-13-01
So...
I really like you...
And then the pun police came with the wrath and the nightsticks and the lust for blood.
Fucking chicken.

 

by bobo32
4-13-01
Impressive, eh?
Just what I need, another flaming guy.

 

by bobo32
4-14-01
What did you expect?
Shit!
Fuck!

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