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by maddog00
2-25-03
And that takes care of that. Found that very easy.
I love you
You what?
Loathe! I said loathe!
You'd better have or else..
Bring it on, you sexy thing. I likes it rough.

 

by maddog00
2-26-03
Good job out there, Corey. What lengths people go for love...
It was to prove that I AM NOT gay, not love, you idiot.
Whatever. Now Cthulu's after you, yanno.
Doesn't make too much of a difference now.
No, no..that's quite far enough.
Hey, what are you doing on your knees anyway?
Its my favorite position. Want me to show you what I mean?

 

by maddog00
2-26-03
Finally, I can get on with this. Prepare to suffer...
Hold up there..Keiki, is it?
Oh, come on. How hard is it to splatter some blood around here.
Fairly easy. I just want you to take this outside, that's all.
Honestly, if you don't shut your trap, you're gonna be the one I take this out on. Right now, it doesn't matter who I get to maim.
Corey would be so disappointed. I'll leave you two be.

 

by maddog00
2-26-03
What the...how the hell did BDD get out of getting slaughtered?
This is rediculous. Maybe I should call that Domingo guy and get meself a ho.
Hey, how's it going.
Hey, what's goin...wait a minute! Aren't you dead? I thought Keiki took care of you.
She did...but I started liking it too much. Disgusted her, really. Didn't realize a girl could make me feel that way.

 

by maddog00
2-26-03
Can you tell who's who yet?
Whoa, this is scary. You look just like me.
No, you look like me.
Wait for it.
Funny, isn't it.
Very.
There we go.
I got some hentai, wanna watch?
Only if the tentacles are being used on something other than women.

 

by maddog00
2-26-03
You get this? He is sweet talking you like no tommorrow.
It's starting to make me sick.
Oo, oo, can I call on the minions?
I think I can handle it. Been doing this before you showed up.
Yo, no screw-ups this time.
*Unintelligible gibberish*
She's too lazy to do it herself. Its alright though. I don't think we'll mess up this time.

 

by maddog00
2-26-03
I still love you!
Now I really want to kill myself.

 

by maddog00
2-27-03
Hey, why not Keiki as BDD's love interest. I'm sure she'll like that.
Yeah, like I like a big co..
Hey, watch your tongue. No gayness around me, you got that?
No, no...you don't get it. I'm not saying I like it, just that...
Gross. How far will the envelope be pushed.
Yeah, just that...?
Just that I love it. Heh.

 

by maddog00
2-27-03
If it weren't for that orifice raping tentacle, I'd actually have a chance with Callie.
Yeah, so? Why should I care?
No...just thought of the way I'd respond to what she said. I'm still in shock, actually.
Well, you know what 2nd place is, right? First place loser, loser..
Look, just because you couldn't get with BDD doesn't mean you have to be so bitter.
I'm not *sniff* bitter. *whimper* *sob*

 

by maddog00
2-27-03
What I said proves nothing, BDD! I was excited at the fact that you are open with your sexuality.
Not everyone can be as open as you. I may not be gay, but sometimes, there's nothing wrong with a man's touch.
Um, did I say that?

 

by maddog00
2-27-03
We've been together for a long time and I think it might be about time that I ask you to...
He's going to marry me!
...leave me the hell alone.
What?
Break up sex is the best! I love breaking up with girls.

 

by maddog00
3-26-03
Hey, I just won the National Clearing House Sweepstakes! Look, here's the check.
Here, let me see that.
Yeah, boy. Millions of dollars here I come.
You didn't win, you idiot. That check is fake. What you did win is free three issues of Sports Illustrated.
Shit, I shouldn't of bought those three cars then.
Nope.

 

by maddog00
3-31-03
Hey, fignuts. I just finished de-icing the high speed dinuclear thermoreactor module, I need a bean curd soda like a dog likes sniffing crap.
Who's Doublenutz? And what'd you do with the Uranium enriched cheese
I said fignuts. And we ate all the cheese already.
Well, shit. Fuck. Shitfuck.
Where are we at anyway?
Somewhere remote. East Jabib..or Bumblefuck. Something like that.

 

by maddog00
4-04-03
You've really made the grade...now its time to leave the capsule if you dare.
What will it effect when its all done?
Are you receiving? Turn the thrusters on. We're standing by.
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still. And I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much she knows.
Ground control to Major Tom. Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Now the light commands this is my home. I'm coming hooooooome.

 

by maddog00
4-07-03
I've run out of puns! I'm totally punless! I'm not even funny anymore!
After all these years and comics, who would've thought. Guess ya can't go on forever.
Well, at least I have my education to fall back on.
Hahaha. Now, that's a good one.

 

by maddog00
4-07-03
To some, marriage is a word...to others-a sentence.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
Girls who don't get asked out as often as their friends could feel out-dated
Are puns for children or groan ups?
You would think that this would get old.

 

by maddog00
4-08-03
His youth
I can't wait until I get big. I'm gonna get a cat and a PhD. Barring any cat-astrophe. Haha.
His fame
Finally got my cat and my PhD. Certainly not cat-atonic. Haha.
His infamy
I'm a genius. Who needs a PhD and a cat. Stripcreator's my cat-alyst. Haha.

 

by maddog00
4-10-03
Kaufman Witty Birthday Cards
On your birthday, I almost bought you a ceramic leprechaun and wrapped it up. You'd have gnome chance of guessing what it is
Tobor's Get Well Cards
RAAARR! GET BETTER OR TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Say thank you with a card from the Asian girls
Thank you.
Me sucky sucky. No charge.

 

by maddog00
4-11-03
I wnet ot fcuk skool nad lerned alot. BEND OVER FUCKING BICH OF A HOAR! TIME FOR UNCONSENSIAL SEX!
Ahh, I am dieing!
Those two are ridiculous. They're English is terrible as well as their spelling. What kind of school teaches such a thing as that? Not my school.
Excuse me, but I must correct you on your mistake. It's "their English", not "they're English." You call yourself a Pedantic grad.
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha-ha...what the fuck are you talking about?

 

by maddog00
4-17-03
BEST COMIC EVER: Claim to have the best comic ever...and it sucks. Lose a turn
YOU ARE TEH SUXX0R!!!!!!!!!11
HAHAHAHAHAH
THREE PANELS: In three panels, sum up any movie or story plotline. If successful, win $25. If not, lose a turn.
Farewell and adeui to my fair Spanish Ladies
UNCREATIVE: Used an injoke that's as old as the website. Uncreative bastard. Go back 5 spaces and lose a turn...and prepare to be cornholed
So I said, "Well them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves."
RAAARRR!!! COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

 

by maddog00
4-17-03
PEDANTICS SQUARE: Anyone using improper English or (God forbid) "l337" speak will lose a turn. How anyone can understand that is beyond me.
w00t!!!11 dUDE, 1 4m go1NG +O H4x0R J00R coMPUTeR!!11
pHE4R M3! 1 0WNz0R y0u!!
WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS?: If you understand the comic, roll again. If you don't, go and find a translator. Then, lose a turn.
Assim eu disse, "bom turbinas do rotor não estão indo gerar gravitons por se."
Que a foda você está falando sobre?
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN: Anyone using a curse word as a punchline goes back 3 squares.
And so, that's what I did.
FUCKER!

 

by maddog00
4-25-03
Yo
Yao
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Yao
Yo
Yao

 

by maddog00
5-13-03
One day...
Halt there, earthling! Prepare to be destroyed along with your planet!
Oh no! What can we do?!
I know what needs to be done! We need to call on the only team that can save us!
I'd better get the others!

 

by maddog00
5-13-03
Introducing the XXX-Men
I am the leader of the group, Pornfreak
I am Bondage-boy
I'm Sadista
I'm Masochisto
I'm Kidtoucher
That you are.

 

by maddog00
5-13-03
Stop right there!
Gah! Its the XXX-men!
Quick! We must use our neuter rays to stop them!
Not if I have anything to say about it. Prepare to be sadized!
I've got to escape to get reinforcements!
Say, you look like a young one. Let me show you the touch of God.

 

by maddog00
5-13-03
Back at the XXX lair
Good job guys...although, not all of you were in action.
Hm? Sorry, I was sort of occupied. Wow, it feels better when I nail this deeper.
Sorry, sexy. I was busy getting reinforcements. Guess you didn't need them.
I'm Hentai-tentacle.
I'm Crackwhore.
Shut up, bitch, 'fore I smack you. Only open your mouth when your suckin' dick, slut. I'm Pimpmaster Flex and don't you forget it!

 

by maddog00
6-16-03
We want you to do an expose on this march tonight.
I'm on that like fire on a burning cross on a darkie's lawn.
I don't think that's a smart thing to say here.
The Million Man March
I think we'd better be on yo' ass like a riot in LA.

 

by maddog00
6-20-03
At the funeral
I thank you all for coming out.
An e-mail list went around to find those that could share their thoughts in our loss. Here is our first speaker.
Did you know our species is the only one that passes its belongings on to its young at death? I guess that proves the saying, "To heir is human."

 

by maddog00
6-20-03
I can't believe it! Grandma's dead! What are we to do?
Simple. We spam...I mean, inform the Swiss and a Mr. Kaufman of our loss.
Why? We're not even Swiss. And who the hell is Kaufman?
Well, I thought it'd be funny. It'll be like the punchline of a joke.
Really?
Her life Swiss over. She had her last kaufman.

 

by maddog00
4-13-04
Hey, I hear its your birthday. Happy b'day.
Yeah, thanks.
Say on your b'day, you went camping and you woke up the next morn with vaseline and blood on your ass, would you tell anyone?
No.
Ha.
Wanna go camping?
Kinky.

 

by maddog00
4-13-04
1
Bank-shmank. I like to carry all my money with me.
2
You look like a Blood...or are you a Crip? I get them confused.
3
Could you direct me to the nearest drug-infested whore house? I got some money to burn.

 

by maddog00
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Follow the yellow brick road and meet all sorts of zany aliens who will accompany me to the wizard who will send me back home! Then I'll kill the most wicked witch of all.
Duuude, not even. Its the 80s, dick. What you did was wicked bogus. Grody to the max, lamer! Time to die, spaz. Word.

 

by maddog00
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Do the dance of joy?
No. Clean up. There's blood and guts everywhere.

 

by maddog00
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I think I just took another shit in this spacesuit.
Of all the people to be our savior, we get this idiot.

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I wanna go hoooome!
Then quit your bitchin' and put on these ruby slippers, Dorothy.

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Witch-smitch. You look kinda cute. How's about you and me get it on, sexy.
Uh, never mind. G'nite everybody!

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
Spring's in the air and I need some sort of meaningless relationship to tide me over until my next one.
Well, don't look at me. The last time you went after a girl I tried to set you up with, she ended up already having a guy...and then you fell for that guy!
Look, I swear that was a one time thing. Really, I'm not gay.
Naked guy behind you.
Oo boy, big hairy balls! I just want to lick 'em!
See this is what I'm talking about.

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
Now, you're gonna have to make up your mind. You can't go switching teams.
Its a meaningless relationship. It can be with whatever I want.
Wait...did you say 'whatever you want'?
I meant whoever.
That one time with the dog didn't count...and then the other time with that tree...
Ok, I'm outta here.

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
Oh, I'm so confused.
That's an understatement. Look, I'll get some single people lined up for you. Tell me what you think.
Too girly.
Hi.
Too old.
Sucky.

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
Too manly.
Yee-haw
Been there.
Hee-haw
Too rough.
RAAR

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
Too Italian
Itsah me, Mario.
Too fat
I'm not fat. I'm big boned.
Bingo!
wehn a man loves a women

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
1
So, I'm number 7. Not bad.
2
You keep this up, you'll break a record!
3
So, is the rape before or after you're done?

 

by maddog00
4-20-04
4
So, what's the knife for?
5
You have the most wonderful beady eyes I've ever seen.
6
Hey, you're famous. Can I get your autograph?

 

by maddog00
4-21-04
It seems that Henderson girl has been causing us too much trouble.
Yes'm. *hic*
Kill the bitch.
Bitch? *hic* You got it boss.
My dog is dead?

 

by maddog00
4-21-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Much better. Uh, I'd watch the warm spot.

 

by maddog00
4-21-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
What the...eh, might as well be a toilet.

 

by maddog00
4-21-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Oh, officer..I didn't know. I was blind and thought you were the toilet and...
Suuure...that's what they all say.

 

by maddog00
4-23-04
I thought we were done. I thought you were with that wierd thing.
Nah, comin' back for an encore.
So, you gonna pretend you're not gay again.
Of course. I pretend I'm not gay until you prove otherwise. Hilarity ensues.
Heh, hilarity. That's a new one.
C'mon. Someone's bound to find it funny.

 

by maddog00
4-23-04
Alright, well, its springtime. Maybe we both need some romance.
I have some people in mind.
No, no...its alright. I'll find one on my own.
C'mon, I swear it won't be gay.
Well, ok...fine. Let's see her.
Her? Oh, no. Not a her. An it.

 

by maddog00
4-23-04
I told you. Seriously. No hims...and no its.
Ok, ok. Fine. Take all the fun out of it.
Oh wow. Hi. How about a little romance.
Sounds good to me. I'll head inside.
Hey, not bad, man. Thanks.
No problem. I can't wait until you find out she -was- a guy...oops.

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