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by not_funny
8-18-03
RAPE! RA... Hey, this is getting kind of enjoyable.
Yeah, keep doing that.
Yeah, that.

 

by not_funny
8-18-03
Oh, yeah! I neve thought I'd be enjoying THAT.
...
SANTA CAME!
NO, HE DIDN'T, BUT I'M ABOUT TO, YOU FUCKING CUNT! GET THE FUCK OUT!
AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

by not_funny
8-18-03
OH YEAH!
OH YEAH!
OH YEAH! CUM IN MY FILTHY ASSHOLE!
I hate being alive.

 

by not_funny
8-18-03
Oh, baby, you're the best... wait.
No, now that's just wrong. Ew. Ew. I'm a fucking raindeer, you don't put your tounge there. I don't even wipe.
I never said stop.

 

by not_funny
8-19-03
So...
So..
Gettin' it up the ass?
Yup.
Me too.
Awesome.

 

by not_funny
8-19-03
I'm getting bored of this...
Haha!
Just kidding, stud!

 

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8-19-03

 

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8-19-03

 

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8-19-03

 

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8-19-03

 

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8-19-03

 

by not_funny
8-19-03
Penis!
Penis!

 

by not_funny
8-20-03
...so, you see, that's my problem.
Ah, so it's the dimensions of your "monster" penis?
Well... the size really isn't a problem for most of the women I've been with, it's the pressure of my ejaculation. I've sent four women to the hospital!
Well, judging by your description, none of my girls could handle you.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
What you'll have to do is give me your number, and I'll start making calls for girls that can handle it, ok? Hey, I PROMISE you'll have a girl by the end of the month!

 

by not_funny
8-21-03
Here's a not-funny idea I thought up...
In the first panel, some guy says "Hey, could you make a comic about..." and your character replies "No."
Then the last two panels are just the two of them standing there with no dialogue.
H-h-help...

 

by not_funny
8-21-03

 

by not_funny
8-21-03
I'm TELLING you, I'm not Jewish!
I still don't believe you.

 

by not_funny
8-21-03
I love you.
I just wanted to tell you that.

 

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8-21-03

 

by not_funny
8-22-03
You've been a very naughty boy, Mr. Invisible Man.
Yes, I'm well aware.
So I'm afraid you won't be getting what you wanted this year.
Somehow, I think I will, Santa Claus!
Later...
Heh, heh, heh... Just what I wanted!
OH MY GOD! HE'S RAPING ME IN MY VIRGIN ASSHOLE!

 

by not_funny
8-22-03
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8-22-03
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by not_funny
8-22-03
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by not_funny
8-24-03
Variety
is the spice of life.

 

by not_funny
8-24-03
Wowie zowie!
That's the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Hot diggity DOG!

 

by not_funny
8-24-03
Keep calm. Find your center. This is your first night out haunting. None of the other ghostly appiritions WANTED this graveyard, but you took it anyways.
So what if it's constantly full of drunken teenagers! Nothing could be easier to scare! Time to show those pussies in the afterlife how it's done!
Sorry to bring this up at such an awkward momeny guys, but I really need a tampon!
Fuck. I am going to have such a great rest of eternity.

 

by not_funny
10-07-03
Ruff! Ruff! I'm a talking dog!
I learned to talk by watching the television. Woof!
Bark! Bark! Will you be my friend?
THIS IS REALLY GOOD CRACK COCAIN!

 

by not_funny
10-23-03
Hmm... This looks bad!
Please tell me what's wrong. The Queen is very worried!
I don't know... You won't like this...
Give it to me straight, doc!
You have an incredibly tiny penis.
THANK GOD!

 

by not_funny
10-23-03
Hello, little girl! I'm you! I'm you from the future!
Hello. Why are you here? I turn out pretty.
I have come to right some terrible wrongs, and teach you secrets to make you a stronger person!
You're awesome!
Also, I'm here to dyke it out with my four year old self! Because of this time travel rape, you end up a real fucking sicko!
Aw, sugarplums.

 

by not_funny
1-27-04
What humps me on four feet in the morning...
...on two feet at noon...
...and on three feet in the evening?
The answer? FAGGOTS!

 

by not_funny
1-31-04
Let's have homofag bumsex together.
O.K.

 

by not_funny
1-31-04
Fucking Jews... They're everywhere! Every time I pass through a metal detector, I can feel the brain control chips they implanted at the base of my neck!
I know how they're destroying us too! They use that Jew Moon of theirs in the night sky to poison all of my thoughts!
Hey, sweet thang! I'll suck you off for ten dollars!
DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL!!

 

by not_funny
1-31-04
jews are our friends
jews are our friends
jews are our friends
jews are our friends
jews are our friends
jews are our friends
jews are our friends
jews are our friends
jews are our friends

 

by not_funny
2-05-04
THEY SAY I SHOULD MAKE GOOD COMICS SO HERE GOES!!!!!!!!!! IN THIS PANEL THEY RAISE A QUESTION
answer to "what makes the greatest beadmaker?" I am going to wrap up now...my boyfriend
Discordia. ... En zonder Discordia's Fin de Saison lijkt het erop dat de
AS AN OFFSIDE, TWO PEOPLE HAVE A CONVERSATION, WHICH HAPPENS TO ADD TO THE SECOND MANS REACTION TO THE QUESTION. AN OBSCURE REFERENCE SHOWS UP LOST TO ALL
représenter la naissance d'un nouveau personnage, d'un nouveau Marilyn Manson. ... Mes autres sources d'inspiration sont par exemples Salvador Dali, son mode de
Deus absconditus Deus nullus deus nisi deus I feel the grey goo boiling my blood As the fenris wolf slowly bites through his chainTry to hide the myth as it becomes a man
IN THIS PANEL THEY ANSWER THE ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FAGGY FAGGOTS SINCE THIS IS UNFINISHED I JUST TYPED PHRASES INTO GOOGLE AND CUT AND PASTE WHERE TEXT SHOULD BE

 

by not_funny
2-11-04
Best regards. Leonardo.
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change without notice. Small-cap companies, micro-cap companies, penny stocks and/or thinly traded securities are inherently risky and volatile; therefore the risk of losing some or all should be calc
they all mean nothing to women but when you know what to say and when to say it.
: I0n.am|n, M.3ridia, X3nica:|, Ambi3.n, S0na`Ta, Fl3'xeril, Ce|3b'rex, Fi0ric'3t, T`ram@do|, U|t`r@m, L3v|`tra, Pr.0p3cia, Acy'c|0vir, Pr.0z@c, P@x:il, Bu`sp@r, Ad`|pex
sugper viagrga, halley be big man in bed capybara
All the girls at the party were just punch-drungk with my potentiagl I have fgcked all of them THREE times but my dgck WAS able to do some more!
compressor augustan

 

by not_funny
2-12-04
Where are the condoms?
Well....today wasnt all that bad...I actually had a good day...and a plus would be my friend Cassie whom I havent mentioned...supprisingly...broke up with this guy shes been with for like 6 months....
yea...so it*s almost one o*clock in the fricken morning...and i just gave up on my english paper...thank god it*s just a peer review tomorrow...and kristy is my peer...
Space space drum and bass!
Èçâåñòíî ëè Âàì, ÷òî, åñëè ìû óìðåì çàâòðà, òî êîìïàíèÿ, íà êîòîðóþ ìû ðàáîòàåì, ñ ëåãêîñòüþ çàìåíèò ïîòåðþ â òå
Welp got in to my first choice college yesterday Clarkson. should b happier but lotsa stuff goin on...but im just glad to know thta ill be goin wherre i want to next year.
my screwed up weekend.
I just logged onto the university intranet from home and have to give all the usual passwords and the rest of it. Anyway, as they so often do, the techies changed the password system again...
bleh...i think i cought a cold or something. fuckin kids at the palace..anyway. i found out yesterday that i have to work all valentines day and all night. it sucks ass....

 

by not_funny
2-12-04
Arrrr! I am the fearsome Compressor Augustan!
For years I have sailed in the atmosphere hunting vaporous manta rays, and plundering the sweet riches of the Cumulonimbus.
Today, we drink cloud rum, and set sail for the storm over Singapore! Within the eye of that beast lay treasure! ARRR!

 

by not_funny
3-27-04
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FLORIST FRIARS.

 

by not_funny
5-31-04
i am a talking dog bow wow
fuck you you fucking cracker ass motherfuck, give me all your motherfucking money faggot before i ass rape you to death

 

by not_funny
5-31-04
Being a baby is really great!
I get to sit around, and eat and play and learn! Nothing could go wrong!
Great, now I'll have to crap my diaper just for lube.

 

by not_funny
5-31-04

 

by not_funny
5-31-04
What do you think happens after you die?
You stop having sex with me.
Damn straight, bitch. Prepare to eat hot fucking lead.

 

by not_funny
5-31-04
Why was I built with testicles?

 

by not_funny
5-31-04

 

by not_funny
5-31-04
you suck
yes

 

by not_funny
5-31-04
These two Japanese girls know the pure, endless joy of being born Japanese, living in Tokyo, Japan, and growing up in Japanese culture.
They experience the best anime, the best video games, the best food, the best language and the best nation on Earth. Peppering my language with Jap phrases I've picked up makes me feel closer to them.
Staring at these children, it makes me realize how inferior I am, as a white American. Sometimes, I pray to God at night that he'll turn me Japanese. Also, please check out my anime webcomic.
I've been getting groped on the subway ever since I learned to talk. I can't wait until my breasts to develop so it will stop.
I got an A- in Gym, and I can't beat Bubble Bobble. I'm going to go hang myself.

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