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by redbrute
12-17-04
Christmas is a time of 'giving' for this old perv.
O.k. Blitzen, I'm just going to jump down this chimney, and rape...er I mean leave some presents for little Johnny...
I'm not a reindeer and my name's not Blitzen. Just get on with it you fucking nonce.
What the fuck is this? A golden retriever with stick on antlers?
Yup. I'll let you have the full story if you suck on my lipstick?
Who-ho-ho. Let's get out here before he comes round..er.. I mean wakes up. EH?! ER..WHERE'S MY..ER..'REINDEER'??
(Burp), I'VE JUST SUCKED IT DRY YOU GOD-FILTHY CUNT!! (gulp) YOUR BRUTE-EVIL FIDDLING DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!!!

 

by redbrute
12-17-04
Look at these greedy little fuckers....
Hello little girl, what would you like for christmas?
Oh you know, a Barbie doll with the tits sliced off would be fine.
And What about you sonny?
A Playstation please Santa and a copy of 'The Art Of Fisting' for my Granny.
Ah hello Sonny...Hang on a second, don't I kow your Father?
er, drink me off?

 

by redbrute
12-18-04
OOOOOO....OOOOO..oOOOOOOoooOOOooOOO
yawn
oooo..OOOOO
I'm gonna fucking kill that cunt in a minute
Fuck off you primevil cunt before I lift that fucking sheet up and slice your ghost cunt off and replace it with a babies face.

 

by redbrute
12-18-04
The transporter worked! He's in...
Bingo, my plan worked and I'm in like the proverbials!!! Time to teach that cunt God a lesson...
Defender of the faith!
Fuck off foul brute. You have no business here.
Au Contraire my cuntish friend. I have much business here. Lets start with your foul God-dipping cock shall we?
Lets get ready to rumble!!
Fucking pussyclat! Right, back to business, where are the fucking elderly, the infirm and the children? There's no time to waste - I must fucking cunt them!

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
At the sex shop
...sniff,..here's your..pant...buttplug you foul whore. Will there be anything else while you're here?
Just the plug you pervert!
What an offer...
perhaps this knife might interest you?
No thanks No, just the plug. I think I'll say goodbye now.
Touche!
THE ONLY THINGS YOU'LL BE SAYING GOODBYE TO ARE YOUR TITS AND PERHAPS YOUR CUNT!!!!!!
Go for your life duck. My tits were removed years ago and if you can get that knife in my cunt then you're a better man than me.

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
jesus is mindoing his own business when.....
fuck me, me 'ands and feet hurt
if my dad was god id have asked for a bigger cock
meanwhile jesus hates kids
fuck off you fat ginger cunt before i hop off and bum your cunt you cunt
youre gonna regret that you rat cocked soap dodging cunt
jesus and the small girl have both shit themselves....
ive sellotaped your vile rancid bewholly cock to the ambulance and told them theres a dying kitten down the road. say goodbye to your dwarven messiah-maker.
when im god she's sooooo gonna be a spaz/mong

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
Our sick friend has an idea...
The prospect of fucking my wife's ashes has almost given me a full erection but I wonder....
That certainly isn't right...
Success!! Using my own bolt and some cornflour, I've made tiny figures which I can pretend are pigmies whilst I perform rape on them.
Several minutes later...
Call that a rape? You were shit.
YOU UNGRATEFUL BUNCH OF CUNTS!!!!!! YOU TAKE AFTER YOU'RE MOTHER.

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
What in God's cunt is that?
HANG ON YOU GOD-GULPER......
What does it say, cunt?
SWEET FUCK AND SHIT!! It's my AIDS Certificate but they've spelt my name wrong....
WHAT FUCKING DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE??? YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE LIKE A PIG WITH A SLIT THROAT!!!
I hope so......

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
In Britain there are parks where dogs shit and gays bum.
Right crippo, I've decided that I can't spend my life pushing you around.
yeah-i-know.
Good. Well I'm off now to enjoy my WALK in the park...ON MY OWN ok?
yeah.
Bye then, cunt.
push me round.

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
Mario's 1st day at the warehouse
Ok, I'm your line manager, Keith. You can make a start by going down isle 2 and restocking the shelves there.
hmph.
what a bald cunt
We are NOT going to have a problem are we?
It depends.......
I bet his cock stinks.
Depends on what exactly?
WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK HAVING YOUR COCK BITTEN OFF AND REPLACED WITH CATSHIT IS A 'PROBLEM', YOU COMPLETE CUNT!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
one day in the rape park
i dont know what the hell that beard horned cunt is but lets see if i cant bum it
oh no i bet this is another rapist
mmmm how to do this
if i could only work out where the fucking bum its cunt is ill have a jolly good rape of it
your cock and balls are so bang in trouble its untrue
fat fat cunt
if you so much as smell my cunt ill stick these horns so far up your arse that youll look like your eyes are weeping horns probably
NO

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
Round 2: the preist steps up
What in the name of Cunt are you doing in MY fucking church?
I've come to destroy the old cunts and the fucking weak. Get out of my way.
and the redbrute shows a clean pair of heels
Bollocks, cunt. Get out of my fucking church.
Don't worry, I'm off. Potty mouth...
Oh fucking hell - that's wrong.
Now then, whats you name little man.....
Don't 'little man' me you fucking bald pervert. I saw your trying to fuck the baby at the christening last week. You're not right...

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
what
Can you see my tits clearly at the back?
a
cunt
Yeah and I can smell your cunt!!!

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
A reasonable start.
Mrs. Rapeseed, so nice to see you again, how may I help you.
Well, I'm a little worried about Katey..
A reasonable concern.
What seems to be the problem?
Well she seems to be saying 'cunt' an awful lot more since she started your class.
reasonable cunts.
WELL, WE'VE ALL FUCKING GOT ONE, ALTHOUGH YOURS WILL SHORTLY BE NAILED TO THIS FUCKING WALL!!!!!
FINE, LOP MY TITS OFF AS WELL AND FILL THEM UP WITH PIGSHIT!!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
12-21-04
Street life is the only life he knows...
Heeee-He!! Ow!! I wanna speak to yo' daddy, be-itch!!
You sure about that?
He fucking 'represents'...
You DAMN right!! Im surer than a Muthafukka! Lil' Homie, you betta check yo' self b4 you wreck yo'self!!
Fine. DAAD!!! SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU!
But it ain't nuthin' but a G thang.
WHAT THE FUCK?! Muthafukka, you ain't no pig!!??
NO?? WELL TAKE A LOOK AT MY FUCKING COCKSCREW!!! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU CAN FUCKING DRINK IT OFF YOU EVIL, GREAT CUNT!!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
12-30-04
Today Is A Very Special Day
Hey there, can you guess who's Birthday it is today? Huh, no? Go on, have a guess ...
Birthday? Don't you mean Christmas you stupid Godfucker
What A Lazy Cunt. What Could Have Been More Imporant?
Aww come on, have another go. Anyone? No? It's me - It's my brithday. Have you got me a present?
Like fuck I have! I've been busy helping Santa Claus.
Well It Was Obvious Wasn't It?
Dear Cunt. Please get your disgusting arse to Lapland to assist me in raping all my elves before lopping off their cocks to make childrens finger puppets. Santa.

 

by redbrute
12-30-04
One quiet afternoon in the park
Hi there. My name is Jason and today I'm reading a special book called a manual.
Wowzer. My name is Jason too. Does that mean we can be friends?
Their friendship blossomed quickly
Step 1 complete, now for step 2 - ahhmm I mean of course we can little fella. Perhaps you err, might like to err, slip into something me comfortable?
Okay, I won't be long - I hope you're ready for a big surprise?
Hooraaah. Who'd have thought we be pleased to see him?
Ah cunt bumflaps. That wasn't what it said in the book
That's right you disgusting kiddy fiddler - it's me! Now I'm going to CUNT YOU OFF so hard you'll be shitting blood from your bumhole for as long as it takes to stop me shrieking - DRINK ME OFF !!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-01-05
An unwholesome visitor arrives...
knock fucking knock
Come on open up you prick
Stupid cunt
Lick out my slimy mangash and then FUCK OFF you lovely dirty great dead cunt
Right-o
What a shit cartoon
How undignified, like ratshit in a dead dog's cunt

 

by redbrute
1-02-05
His captors called him Wriggly Bigley because he squealed and struggled like a naughty piglet
#You put your left hand in,#
#your left hand out#
IN, OUT
IN, OUT
But now we celebrate his death every afternoon with sherry and child perverts
#Saw off his greedy little head and teach him what a war zone is all about#
#Aaaaaaah-fuckoff#

 

by redbrute
1-02-05
At the dog sex circus
My dog is not responding to training
I suppose I'm expected to reply to that
He's only being polite but I might get some useful info here
What training methods are you using?
I piss into his eyes until I vomit, then fuck off on holiday for two weeks leaving him chained to the upstairs radiator.
I don't know then. Drink me off?

 

by redbrute
1-02-05
Yes sir what can I get you today? Something for the weekend perhaps? Hmmm?
I REQUIRE YOUR BOLLOCKS, YOUR COCK AND YOUR BACK-CUNT.
Erm, well....I see, ha, I wasn't really expecting that sir, you caught me off guard a bit there.
I'LL BET I DID. NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND - YOUR FUCKING PRIVATES IF YOU PLEASE.
Did you say back-cunt? What the hell would you want with that?
2 words shithead - knife and butter, now fuck off.

 

by redbrute
1-02-05
My psychiatrist insists on meeting me in his bedchamber
Look around my eyeses, not into the eyeses. If you make eye-contact i'll flay your shameful parts in a trice. Now tell me what you see when you look at my Rorschach face.
Hmm theres no way I'm telling him about this...
[Ahem] a gang of dead dogs sucking each other off?
BORING!! Now I will have to rape my front pudding in and out, in and out of the little cunt's jolly-hole ... AGAIN
Sorry, wrong. It's siamese demons of course. As you well know, this means you are a psychotic pervert and a baby-shit stabber. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

 

by redbrute
1-02-05
Once
I don't know what you heard about me
????
Twice
I've a cockscrew shaped cock you see.
This pigs fucked.
Three times a childkiller
I'm a motherfucking P.I.G.G.!!!!!!!
Bum my lizard cuntbum.

 

by redbrute
1-02-05
The new mayor of Shitsville has announced a zero tolerance policy
Hmmm - parading without a permit eh, you little bumslut
front bottom!
Hello, what's this?
Well now, let's see... what shall we do with you?
front bottom!
Dear Lord, what a cunt!
I think I'm going to have to suck dogshit out of your front bottom now little girl
...

 

by redbrute
1-02-05
Christ the Lord is in a spot of bother
Oh God why have you foresaken me you rotten, stinking cunt if it's not a rude question?
It IS a rude question you fucking gay.
What a dirty great God-disgusting piece of shit HE is.
I heard that, you dirty little paedo, even if you did use little circles instead of a triangle. Now I'm coming down there to spazz off great ropes of Godseed all over your beard and loins.
And down came the Lord with his huge swollen Godcock at half-mast
Oh cunting hell I've got a painfully strong erection
Oh drat, engulfed by my own God-mess. Just you fucking wait - when I've gobbled my way out of here, I'll put you over my knee and create a new kind of wasp in your back passage.

 

by redbrute
1-04-05
bum
my
lizard
cunt
Brilliant
bum
bum my lizard cunt bum

 

by redbrute
1-04-05
Concerned
Oh my, what's this?
The Good Samaritan
Hello my little dear. And what's your name then? Have you lost your mummy?
Interfering Old Slut
If you don't mind love, I'm trying to get my scatty bottom raped this evening. Now if you don' mind, FUCK OFF will you? You're cramping my style!

 

by redbrute
1-05-05
Old MacDonald was a cunt....
...so I said, if thats's the way you feel you can fucking drrink me off!
...oh right, yeah.
.....ee-i, ee-i oh! - Oi!.........
You're not listening to a word I'm saying are you?
er...no. I was looking at your cat-nips actually.
And on that farm he drank off everything. What a fucking cunt!
Fair enough. It was a boring story anyway........ Do you ..er.. fancy sticking your lipstick up my sausage roll by any chance?
I thought you'd never ask but first, I must chew off your cat flap(s).

 

by redbrute
1-05-05
Now then. What could possibly happen here?
pretty bird! Can you say pretty bird?
Anyone? No?
Come on don't ignore me, say pretty bird!
Ah, but of course....
OH SORRY?! DID SOMEONE SPEAK? OR HAS YOUR CUNT JUST SUFFERED ANOTHER NOISY PROLAPSE???!!!!!!
!?

 

by redbrute
1-05-05
Space. The final frontier.
Weird? A cockroach here in space? Well, I know they're resilliant little buggers but..
Right I'll have to stop you there!
And quite possibly, the most evil place
..Wwhat? ..Er.. Did you just talk to me?
YES!! NOW I WANT TOTAL FUCKING SILENCE FROM NOW ON OR I'LL CHEW YOUR COCK, BOLLOCKS AND CUNT OFF WITH MY STINKING, FUCKING MANDIBLES!!!!!
.....in the world.
now what do I do?
SAY-SOMETHING-YOU-FUCKING-CUNT!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-05-05
If you're happy and you know it
alright jimmy?
yeah not bad.
and you really want to show it
had a good day?
well you know - so,so.
clap your hands.
Lying cunt, you've been crucified again haven't you?
yep.

 

by redbrute
1-06-05
BOOM
Oh it's Father Rapeseed. I'd love to gobble off his God Dipstick...
Good morning Mrs Bukake, I'm in a spot of bother and was wondering whether you could do me a favour...
BOOM
I'll certainly try. What is it you'd like me to do? *wink* *wink*
Er...it's a bit difficult to say ...umm..a tad embarrassing actually...oh dear I'm making a mess of this...
SHAKE THE ROOM!
Why don't you come in and try and 'explain' it in a bit more comfort...wow it's hot in here I'm going to take my top off I think..
Well I'll try..here goes...CAN I TAKE A SHARPENED 9-IRON TO YOUR CUNT AND USE IT AS A NEW SYRUP YOU EVIL CUNT?????????

 

by redbrute
1-06-05
Thats
Right, I've put the baby in the bin as per the instructions...
Things do not look good for me...
Not
'Then simly light the baby using the enclosed firelighter'....Easy!!
On!
I can't decide if that was a bad thing to do or not. Oh fuck it I can always snatch another...
cunt

 

by redbrute
1-06-05
In The Fucking Bullpit...
..er excuse me dear? I'm a bit lost. Do you know the way back to shitsville?
I've a feeling she's bang in trouble...
Oh my Christ !!! EVIL BULLOCK OF SATAN'S DEVIL COCK! Prepare to be flayed!!
..no, no I'm a sweet old lady - I'm just lost...
Are you not entertained??!!!!
THE FUCK YOU'RE LOST!!!! BEHOLD, I HAVE FLAYED YOUR TITS, JAM ROLL, FRONT AND BACK CUNT!!!!
YOU PRIME-EVIL CUNT!!. At least let me have my tits back so I can sew a bobble on top of each one to give to my fucking grandchildren as hats?

 

by redbrute
1-06-05
Ze famous french clown has come to town.
Do something funny you french cunt - I mean clown.
Mon Cheri, Ah em efraid Ah do not 'ave any jokes adjourd' oui.
And he's quite the pervert.
Come on cunt. I mean clunt.. er.. I mean clown, do the one when you strangle Pierre The-One-Eyed Pink-Blind-Worm until he vomits up his porridge.
Ah'm so sorri mon petit filous, Piere is no more.
But aren't we all?
WHY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM????
I FUCKING ATE HIM FOR LUNCH YOU VILE SLUT AND I'M AFRAID IT'S TITS AND CUNT THAT'S ON THE MENU FOR SUPPER!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-07-05
At the Doctors in the 'good old days'.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there? Fuck off! I mean Come in.
OH MY FUCKING GOD DOCTOR! MY TIT'S ARE FUCKING KILLING ME AND MY CUNT FEELS LIKE IT'S GOT A DEVIL IN THERE TEARING IT APART!!!!!!!!
Well, my pretty, that can only mean one thing.
WHAT?!!! WHAT CAN IT MEAN?!!!!
You have a classic case of tit and cunt aids. Now hold still while I gently suck the poison out through your bottom. Get ready... This WILL hurt.

 

by redbrute
1-08-05
Unneighbourly?
brrrrring
Hello? I'm Clive? I live downstairs?... Well I noticed some foul-matter seepage coming through and the lab says it's liquefied cock-rot.
Unresponsive?
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrring
It's rather unhygienic, and the stench is putting me off sucking me old dad's unwashed bell-end...
Ah.
bum my lizard cuntbum
!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-09-05
She may be young, but she's got balls.
Oi, Pig, Copper, Rozza, Filth scum, Rozza...
Let me stop you there young lady. I won't have you calling me a pig or any other offensive names. You carry on like that and you'll find yourself in jail for a night.
Oh Alfie, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
I don't know what you heard about me, but you're a mother fucking P.I.G. And don't try and frighten me with a night in jail.
You silly girl. You've obviously had too much loud mouth soup. I'll show you what a pig is! You're going to jail.
One hog roast, coming right up
Now I'm Frightened
I'll say this just once... FOR FUCKS SAKE, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DRINK ME OFF?

 

by redbrute
1-10-05
Confessions
Father Rapeseed, thank you for coming to take my confession.
Son, I'm pleased to be here. Now there's no pressure - you just go ahead at your own pace...
*sings* I'm a bad babysitter, got my girlfriend in the shower.....brrrrrrp..brrrrp...I'm raping six kids an hour!!
Funny that - I tend to try and keep my own rape count above 8kids/hour.
Fucking God-gulpers
You fucking cunt and here's me getting banged up for something you've made a career out of.
GOD IS GOOD ISN'T HE? WELL? HE'S SO FUCKING GOOD I COULD FUCK HIM!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-10-05
Monday, 9.15am
Good Morning class, this morning we'll be discussing religon and what it means to you.....
It means fuck all to me, then again I'm only 3 so fuck off
All I know is that Gods a cunt.
Suffering ceases when attachment to desire ceases
SHUT UP YOU BALD PRICK AND GETTING YOUR BHUDDIST GOB ROUND MY CORKSCREW. FUCKING DRINK ME OFF!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-10-05
Sometimes it's good to lighten the mood...
Hey Dude! Did you hear about the whore who went to hospital to have hear appendix removed?
Gee Whizz! Well I'm quite sure I haven't heard about that at all.
... with a joke.
Well, the Doctors sewed up the wrong hole so now she's making money on the side!
?
But not always.
Heh, Heh, geddit? Now she's making money 'ON THE SIDE'?
OH BOY! I GET IT! THATS' SWELL! IT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I SPLIT YOUR GRANDAD'S HEAD OPEN AND RAPED HIS BRAINS WITH A SEVERED DOG'S COCK.

 

by redbrute
1-11-05
One sunny evening...
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU SLAG!!!!!!
I'm not sure I should? who is it?
How's he going to wriggle out of this?
IT'S THE POLICE YOU FUCKING SCUM! Sir, I have come here to arrest you for impersonating an AIDS victim.
It's this fucking certificate isn't it?!! LOOK THEY SPELT MY NAME WRONG THAT'S ALL. I CAN PROVE TO YOU I'M FUCKING RIDDLED WITH IT!!!
What a tempting offer, but oh my Lord, what a complete CUNT!
And how do you propose to that you complete cunt, I mean Sir?
JUST LET ME BUM YOU FOR FIVE MINUTES AND I PROMISE TO GOD YOU'LL BE DEAD WITHIN A WEEK!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-11-05
Oh hello Meera, I couldn't help but notice your lovely homemade 'rabbit' toy you were playing with earlier.
DID YOU LIKE IT FATHER RAPESEED???
Well...I did but..well, I think you could make it look more like a rabbit if it had less barbed wire on it...
THERE'S A FUCKING GOOD REASON IT'S COVERED IN BARBED WIRE.
Pray tell Meera...
SO IT HURTS MORE WHEN I STICK IT IN YOUR CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-13-05
One day at pre school.
Children, meet Mr. Cancer. He's come to teach you about the dangers of smoking..
Hi Kids, Cancer is really rotten and..hold on..what the FUCK are you WATCHING??!!
Oh, it's just some violent piggy rape and snuff shit, you cancer faced cunt.
YEAH RAPE IT, RAPE IT!!
CUT IT'S CUNT OFF AND FUCK IT TILL IT DIES!
SQUEEEAAALL!!! OH YEAH!!! 'CRACK'!!! SQUEEAALL!!!

 

by redbrute
1-13-05
The barely audible sound of bells chiming "I'm popeye the sailor cunt" can mean only one thing kiddies!
Oh honey, You know your father doesn't like that ice cream van.
Mum, mum. The ice cream van's coming. Can I have some money pleeeeease mum, can I? Pleeeease, can I mum? I have been really good and I have done all my homework?
I don't think so dear. Maybe tomorrow.
But mum, pleeease. You know I really really really really really really REALLY wil be good forever and ever. Please mum...
But you know how children get their way in the end...
Hey there Katie. Same as usual or would like to try some thing else today.
No thanks Mr. Whippy. Just shove a flake up my arse, pull my cunt flaps up over my head as usual and turn me into a walking dog lipstick.

 

by redbrute
1-13-05
It's the annual Virtual Pigrape contest
Right if I inject some virtual rophynol into this pigs cunt....
..think outside the box...think outside the box...
They're both trying as hard as they can - it's not easy to virtually rape a pig you know.
...he'll be 'virtually' rohypnotised! Yes!! Now to rape his cunt...
Got it!!! I'll virtually break all the pigs legs and he'll put up no fight at all! I'll be raping his cunt within minutes...
Virtual-reality!
What the fuck?
Fucking try and rape me you cunt and you'll have a fucking dose of AIDS so strong you'll wish you weren't born. NOW FUCKING DRINK ME OFF!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-13-05
Sexual harrasment is rife on the factory floor...
What's this? Walking round in the nude agian eh? I can see your toolbox you know.
DON'T STARE AT MY FUCKING PRIVATES!!!
Later in the robo-canteen...
(Boo-hoo) Oh that fucking slut-manager downstairs. She keeps looking at my nut and bolt set (sob).
Don't worry, she does that to all the new guys... 'Ere, Tell me how cheap and dirty she made you feel whilst I gently I grease my nipples.
OH NO!! PIG-BRUTAL!!!!!!
GREASE YOUR WHAT???!! Get out of here you filthy pervert!! You lot are all twisted!!
BUT NOT AS TWISTED AS MY FUCKING COCK YOU EVIL RED CUNT!!!!! NOW, YOU ALL KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW: ON YER' FUCKIN' BACKS AND FUCKING DRINK ME OFF!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
1-13-05
Uncle Bertie has brought his sexually alert friend Cousin Gertie round to help with the babysitting
NOW THEN, shake the dolly and make it sick
Hmmmmm, I wonder - can I or can I not get this picalilli jar filled with wasps and fire ALL the way up this snivelling little wretch's ruined clough?
...They're flirty, hurty and VERY dirty...
FUCK my GOD! Rusty garden shears aren't half unwieldy, and I can't like it...how the CUNT am I supposed to work under these conditions?
Too easy! Next, bite down HARD on this soldering-iron and push back like you're having a shit - you abandoned EFFING WHORE!
Errm, well over thirty, super-squirty, etc. NOW DRINK ME OFF!!!
Aaaand...BINGO! A portable child's-womb and glove puppet in one! You can't buy them, you know. That's one in the hog's eye for the INNOVATIONS catalogue, I fancy!
Well done! My kilner jar is now lodged fast up your barrow-clough... How's about I thrash your TUM with this frozen baby, smash the jar into knife-like shards and release its precious CARGO?

 

by redbrute
1-25-05
One Tree-evil morning.
Hey Man..... Peace. We're protesting about the plans to make a new concrete footpath through these woods.
And why don't you want a path going through the woods you long haired, LSD munching, tree-fucking cunt?
Tree-awful.
Er..Well because, it would like totally upset the tree spirits, man.
Have you also considered that it might make this a convenient place for rapists to converge of an evening?
Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little bump and grind!.
Wow man, like, I TOTALLY didn't think of that.
Which is precisely why it is I and not YOU who has just escaped from Broadmoor while serving 12 years for R&B! Now young man, show me where this path might lead...

 

by redbrute
1-25-05
......YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CUNTS.......
THIS IS THE 100TH COMIC SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!

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