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by Geniu$
2-28-03
...and so Jesus was resurrected to show his followers that they would have a place in his father's kingdom.
That still doesn't explain anything to me though, WAS Deckard a replicant?
Fucked if I know.

 

by Geniu$
2-28-03
Kelly, I've always liked you, as more than a friend, I know you'll say I'm crazy, and probably a bit stoned, but dammit, I love you!
Dude, I'm not Kelly.
$9.95 for the pizza.

 

by Geniu$
3-04-03
Dude, your costume is never going to win.
He died on the toilet, I'm the only one who came with a bleeding anus.

 

by Geniu$
4-13-04
November, 1996
President to be Bill Clinton beat Bush today in what can only be dubbed a humiliating defeat. We suspect that Bush may be waiting for the media to die down in a prison aboard a sinking turkish ship.
Thank you for that oddly specific announcement Jim -- in other news...
It's alright Mr. Bush --
No it's NOT! I've got to get Clinton back someway... but how? I'll be too old to run next time...
Maybe if we could get whatever president comes after Clinton to blame all of America's problems on him... if only there were some way to -- I don't know George ... double you?
I've got the perfect plan...

 

by Geniu$
4-14-04
We now go live on location to presidential hopeful John Kerry, who has surprisingly accepted a cruise from President George Bush.
Thanks, Jim. I'm now on the ship, which has full Turkish bath facilities.
At first I thought this whole thing was a ploy to get me off the campaign trail, but I figured, it was probably just a nice gesture.
Hi, Mr. Kerry. A secret admirer would like to buy you a Turkish, um, "bath." The card simply reads, "You've been Bushwhacked."
I was wondering why "bath" had been written in in crayon. At least I'll be out of here in a week...
We're sinking.

 

by Geniu$
4-15-04
Somewhere in the Adriatic, the population of a Turkish prison-ship is made up of upper-crust smack addicted English gentlemen.
I say, Portillo my arse! I do believe we are sinking Stanley.
Do we have time to save the hookah?
No but never mind, she wasn't much of a lookah. Ha ha ha what!
Oh how I shall miss our prison banter Lord Tarquin.
You know, I'm starting to think it was a damn fool idea to dig that tunnel.
Be a chap and chew through my ankles, this ball and chain will play merry hell with my backstroke.

 

by Geniu$
4-28-04
Our stripper was involved in a car accident on the way here tonight.
OH MY GOD! Are her tits ok?

 

by Geniu$
5-10-04
Buy some girl-scout cookies pwease.
I'm diabetic so you keep the cookies and I'll give you a dollar anyway.
But, they cost 2 dollars.

 

by Geniu$
3-15-11
Some sequences have been shortened
You're 33 percent thinner and up to 15 percent lighter Mr. Jobs
Thinks!
iPad2 launch
We did it again folks
This comic was made on my iPod

 

by Geniu$
11-02-17
Professor, a kid mutated by the x-gene is at the door
How exciting, what gift does he have?
A withered arm and a club foot
Tell him to fuck right off

 

by Geniu$
11-03-17
BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJUROR OF CHEAP TRICKS!
It’s the 9 or 12 of clubs you are thinking of?

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