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by Bazilla
2-12-02
So I said "Those elephant piles of shit aren't going to eat themselves."
HA HA
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
What was that about?
Well, a comic strip much like that, but with cowboys and rotor turbines, has taken the site by storm and is the most loved strip of all time, and has hundreds of parodies on it.
How and why?
Simple things please simple minds.
Some of them may even be getting enjoyment out of the sky down there.

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
Right, I need someone to be clever and tell someone how it works, I know I'll use Bee.
Right, I need someone clueless, and needs teaching, I'll use Fly!
WOW, Dan's comic with Fly in was really funny, I would never of thought of a Dog teaching a Fly joke!

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
Bee, I had this horrible nightmare! We were beng used sterotypically!
What was wrong with that?
Well everyone was using me as a clueless character that knew nothing, and you were used as a brainy Bee that knew everything.
What was wrong with that!?
I'm not a clueless character!
You're right, just a waste of bandwidth.

 

by Bazilla
2-12-02
Anyway, it makes me think, how do they all cope with the horrible verbal bullying they all get?
Well, if it wasn't for the cowboy's rotor turbines, they would be unused just like us, so they are just happy to get the attention.
Plus you get paid $10 for appearing in a comic.
Where's our money then?
These are Baz's comics, they don't count.

 

by Bazilla
2-13-02
So whats with the stool?
It makes me appear bigger than I really am.
So what made you come here?
Baz decided to mix his four characters used for series to make a crossover. Sando and Ranty wern't used mainly because they suck more than us.
So how were you after you met Fly, Bee, Gnip and Diablo?
Well my "Fly" was open at the time, and I could "Bee" more happier about it, but "Diablo" might come.

 

by Bazilla
2-13-02
Did you hear, we've been axed!
Axed?
Yes, because Baz doesn't want to wear us out, he's putting us back in the cupboard of darkness.
What will we do?
I'll go see my African freinds, you can just go to fuckery!

 

by Bazilla
2-13-02
So, how do you make a successful comic competition?
You win the previous one. You don't make a new idea because it makes people hate you.
Really?
Yeah, ask Baz, he knows it took him a long time to earn any proper respect after telling people to read his comics in the wrong forum.
Listen, I don't care, I'm just here to asks questions, I want my $10!
And making the "Your Best Comic Cup" which has been the worst CC ever, with only a total of 9 replies, and they were all blasts.

 

by Bazilla
2-13-02
Hi, to celebrate Stripcreator Day this year, we're going to offer sucky sucky's for half price!
That's right! This will be after dipping our heads in water and trying to pull out Wirthlings in our mouth.
Then we will have pin the tail on the Donkey Sodomy.
And then have teh bigg3st rapping 3v3r.
And then a game of Musical Statues while Gabe takes pictues.
What's the point of that? I thought he would just be happy with the baby pics.

 

by Bazilla
2-15-02
...and that's how Fuck learnt how to spell.
WOW! Tell me how your cat lived 20 years.
I'd rather tell you about the time when Tobor died, he short-circuited and that was not only the end of Tobor but the end of Stripcreator
What about the Cowboys?
Yes...um...they also..um died.
You killed them Daddy to end stripcreator because of the competition you were getting, didn't you?

 

by Bazilla
2-15-02
SC $1-------------------------------------------------
What can I buy with this money?
Nothing till I get my honey.
---------------------------------------------------1$ CS

 

by Bazilla
2-15-02
As it is the Christmas 1984, I will tell you an interesting fact, people die when hit by cars driving at 150mph. Now for a word from Santa:
EVIL SANTA IS KILLING YOU! AND I'M NOT TALKING BANTER!
You seem ever so angry, angrier than my dad.
YES, WELL WHEN YOU TURNED UP HE FELT REAL BAD!
I sure hope you'll get killed by Dave.
BURMA SHAVE!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Right brother, what I need you to do is go to the Sahara and kill everyone.
Isn't the Sahara empty?
Excatly! That's why it would be easy to kill all of them.
But what if people are there?
Oh god! We can't kill them, that would get us in total shit!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
So you were here why?
I'm a clown, I'm here to entertain children.
In what way?
Um, funny and um humourous ways.
Oh, like when you hold the pies then trip, and your whole face is covered in pie, that sure is funny.
Yeah. Um, see I'm just doing my bit for the kids.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
YAY! Look at me I killed all the fuckers in the Sahara!
Oh shit! Jesus! Um, little girl, do you mind leaving at the moment, see I want to be the first person to kill all the people in the Sahara, but I don't um I don't know how to kill.
Sure.
*phew* YAY! Look at me! I killed every single fucker in the Sahara!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Hello little girl, what do you want for, (No wait that's the wrong persona idiot!)
Have you had a fun day today?
Yes!
Really? What did you do?
I went to the Sahara, but some crazy man wanted to be proclaimed to be the first person to kill every one there, so I left.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
I done it! I killed everyone in the Sahara!
Well done kid! So now you can join the mob!
I can! Oh boy, I hope they accept me!
Oh don't worry, they will. *wink* *wink*
Still got that eye problem, yeah?

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Right, I caught you this time what were you doing!?
I was asking how she was honest, ask her!
Did this clown try anything on you?
I...I can't remember, so many things went on today.
What did he do!?
He..he asked me to leave, so he could killl everyone!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Hi, is this the mob?
Yeah, come on in, what do you want?
Well I was hoping to join, I killed everyone in the Sahara
Well, I'll check with the others now. Hey! Can this dude join our mob?
What the fuck are you talking about Rube?
The whole Sahara! swish I'll cut you some slack Jack.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Man, surely you can't be serious!
I can be serious, and don't call me Shirley!
What do I call you then?
I prefer to be called Shirles for short.
Fuxake, I so don't derserve this!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
So I says we go to the superbowl and then kill both quarterbacks!
What the fuck are you talking about!? The superbowl won't be for 11 months!
OK then, so I says we get these big motherfucking rotor turbines that *can* generate gravitons by themselves
Um, wouldn't it make more sense if we just robbed a bank or something?
Right! I got it, I says we go in a bank, yeah? and then we go up to the, and rob the bank.
Wow, see cowboy, you can come up with a good idea when you think about it.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
*yawn*
Man this sucks.
And I mean more than Wirthling does!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Hello! Welcome to the bankiest bank in the world!
Yes, um, I would like to take out $1 million please?
Okey Dokey! And your name?
Oh it's not my money, I want to um, take it if you know what I mean?
Right, um ok, that's illegal at the moment, that means that it's breaking the law, so if you'll just bear with me a minute while I call the police please.
Right, thanks!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
I could really go for a change.
That's better.
How come the moon is out, yet the sky is blue? Talk about surreal.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Come with me.
Why!? What did I do?
Well see, you attempted to rob a bank.
Oh yeah....that.
In you go, sorry, you have to suffer with the clown.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
How easy was that! All I had to do was throw my hat to the moon which triggered the hidden door.
Now all to do is hope they don't notice.
Ahhhhhhhhhh. *thump* oh shit.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Clown? What clown?
You know, the kid raping one!
There's no-one here.
Where's he gone?
Sucker!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Hello! Help me! I've stuck down this here hole.
Help!
Phew, I think I'm safe.
Hello? A little help please?

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
I don't know, what would the mob do?
So I says "That person ain't gonna get out of the hole by himself"
What the fuck? What man?
Wait a minute, are you a kid raping clown?
YeeeeNO! No I'm not.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Have you just broken out of a prison?
Yeah, why?
Well I was in there and you had disapeared, what were you in there for?
Some girl said I killed everyone in the Sahara, and so I got locked up.
You mean you killed everyone there!? No wonder I found it so easy.
No, I didn't kill anyone, wait a minute, you're the person that killed them all! You're the reason I got locked up!?

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
No, me!? I didn't do anything. Hey, where'd he go?
Thought you could get away did you?
No, I didn't do anything! It was the one armed man!
That's what they all say!
No, it acutually was, the man with the booze!

 

by Bazilla
2-18-02
Man, I can't believe we both ended up hre, what's gonna happen to our careers?
I don't know, will the mob accept me again after being locked up?
Probably not, but look at me, I'll never entertain kids again.
They were acutually entertained?
I was, what's the difference?
Kids entertaining you is illegal.

 

by Bazilla
2-19-02
Dear Bazilla, I'm having trouble being liked, everyone hates me. How do I get people to like me?
If I knew I'd tell you.
How come people don't like me yet they like, say, people that get raped by robots?
You see, assraping robots have somehow dominated the new millenium.
If I turn into an ass raping robot, will people like me?
That's it! I need to turn into an ass raping robot!

 

by Bazilla
2-19-02
Well, after the good news of SC.com earning lots and lots of money, we can now do whatever we want!
So now to the person we all love to love! Jeeeeesus Christ!
Fuck you!

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
I was walking down the road one day, oh hi little girl!
Get Bent!
Gee, what a nice young gal! On the merry merry month of May!
heh heh heh...

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
Today Mr. Boolet Right, or Boorite as he liked to be called was found on a sidewalk dead, reports suggest he was shot...
Yes, but they don't know who! MWHAHAHA
...by someone known as LadyJ
Shit!
And in lighter news, the 8ft ass raping robot has been brought to a stop..
I need to find my lawyer!

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
If you'll come with me mam.
No, I didn't do anything!
Then you won't mind coming down to the prison so we can check a few things out.
Can I get my lawyer now!
Mmmmmmmm, Yes.

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
Shit Jesus! I need someone they'll believe, who would trust a Jew that was supposed to die thousands of years ago!
I'll get your proper lawyer then.
Dr. Bee, I'm in total shit, you got to get me out of this one!
Listen, I'm trying everything I can, you're going to court tomorrow, I'll try and work something out.
I have plentiful of knowledge, I'll sort it all out.

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
ALL RISE! For the one the lawyer's go crazy for! Judge Fly!
Thank you, you can all sit down now.
Fuck off Fly!
Yeah! Fly you rock!
Don't worry, I know this guy, he doesn't know anything.

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
The court calls for LadyJ to the bench.
Where were you the time Boorite was shot?
In front of him with my arm raised holding the gun to his head.
Objection! She didn't really say that! She meant to say at the cafe.
I'll allow this.
So when you left the cafe, where did you go?
Staight home to bed *wink* *wink*

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
Members of the Jury, there you have it, LadyJ could not of done it, she was at the cafe, and then went straight to bed.
He's right there.
Did I leave the iron on?
10 people here and not a looker in sight.
I care why!?
What the fuck do I know!

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
That's enough! I've decided the jury will go and make their decisions!
So anyway, this nun gets in the back of a cab..
I thought Bee's wings today were purty!
I say we bring that hot little Asain girl here!
I say we have them all killed!
If only someone could tame you Gabe..

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
So, jury what was your decision?
We find the defendant, eeni meenie miny mo, lets go for Guilty!
Boo! Get off the stage!
Woooo! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Piss!
Man! I sure wish Jesus was here not me, this will ruin my record!

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
So, this is what happens when you break the law.
Least I'm not on my own.
TURN AROUND MAM.
AND THEY SAID PRISON WAS A BAD THING!

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
You say that! But do you really know what a rotor turbine is!?
No
And what the hell is a graviton!?
And how do I know you're not lying, maybe you didn't say it!

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
So I says "How am I going to generate lung cancer by myself?"
HA HA!
I don't get it?

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
Got myself a saddle, now all I need is a horse.
And a lover.

 

by Bazilla
2-20-02
So I says "I can't believe I've nearly made 200 comics, and only now they've started to get good."
HA HA!
See, now people will think you're doing this to get to there, but you're really doing it because you don't want this to be your 200th comic, you want another one.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Bazilla
2-21-02
What is wrong with you? You never seem to talk any more?
Ever since you were completly covered in cement that was it you know? You never spoke.
Or maybe it's the fact I don't want to speak to such a retarded dog.
It's the star t-shirt isn't it?

 

by Bazilla
2-21-02
I don't get it? What's so great about making 200 comics?
I agree, it's not an acheivment, the first 100 weren't worth it. And the second lot were what could only be classified as "better".
No-one cares about his 200th comic. They're all here for the jokes!
Wouldn't Baz's veiwers be somewhere else they wanted jokes?
Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you Peter, I love you man!
Sorry, you're way too old for me, Sean!

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