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grrrrrr!!
rrrrrrreeeerrrrr!!!
what the hell is this?
dude, it's TEKKEN! the only fighting game where you can play as velociraptors, kangaroos, and panda bears.
that's retarded.
you wouldn't believe their deep backstories though!

 

mmmmhmmm...okay....there! YAY!
dude, guess what! i just bought the OFFICIAL stripcreator.com mousepad!!!!
wow! really? too cool, dude!
why do i feel like i just wasted 11 bucks?
dont forget the shipping and handling.

 

hey, you look cool. wanna help me saw the legs off of a group of cheerleaders?
i dunno.... cheerleaders? isn't that kind of low? id much prefer a flower vendor or one of those street performers that imitate michael jackson.
aw, c'mon! you wanna look like a loser?
well...
later...
oh, man! that was great!
haha! yeah! did you see the face on that redheaded one when you sliced her in half? that was classic! woohoo! let's look for some hobos!

 

it isn't fair, i tells ya.
what isn't fair, my son?
everybody believes in you, but nobody's ever seen you. nobody believes in aliens, yet millions of people see them every day.
it isn't fair, i tells ya.
you have a point, my son.

 

what're you playing?
ultimate extreme wakeboarding 5.
this just looks like tony hawk except you're tied to a speedboat.
are you crazy? this is a totally dun and innovative game. you just don't understand it.
what's so innovative about it?
um...well, for starters the ground is blue. ...and...uh....

 

10 BUCKS?! FOR TOILET PAPER? HOW THE HELL IS TOILET PAPER WORTH 10 BUCKS?!
i know. just because toilet paper corners the market on wiping material doesn't mean they can charge exorbitant prices for it!
do you think i should try to commit suicide?
what? AGAIN?
sheee's my cherry pie! put a smile on your face 10 miles wide! looks so good make a grown man cry! sweeet cherry pie!
that song is lame.

 

it's a happy new day for happy noodle boy! agh! the trees! their laughing at me!
i eat your funky beef, puny bleeding corn nut man! squeezy cheese! i absorb your flesh!
scary fuzz! them walnuts! they refuse to catch me a seagull! where's pac-man when you need him? i butter your loved ones!
accursed spikes! them's puncture my brains! i have no kiwis! deliver me from this sacred onion! i await your monkey! A B C D E F G H I J K L
you've just made my day really weird.

 

you big fried cyclops! you fly like a potato!
shut up.
all hail lord satan and his epileptic monkey! andmire my ractal tick! ain't it shiny! woof meow cat chow! moosers are after me!
shut up.
bah! you fight like a pop-tart! you have broken my secret elbow! magical white jellybeans are sprouting from my head wound where the flies landed! FISH STICK!
i didn't wanna have to do that, dude...

 

checkitout! i've got a wart on my finger!
um, wow. thanks for sharing.
it's even got little black spots on it with white swirls! i think it's an alien spore!
that's fascinating. go away.
what, are you sick or something? can you not see the wonders of my wart?
i wasn't sick before, but i am now.

 

HAHA! BOOM BOOM! your forces are nearly defeated! relish in my victory! another win for me!
hold on. septemember 11th just happened. over 2,000 people died. i think we should share a moment of silence for those poor souls.
hey, that was actually pretty cool. now let's get back to-HEY! WHO RESTARTED MY COMPUTER WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING!
dumbass.

 

at a concert somewhere!
yeah! POD rocks!!1!
i am TOTALLY their biggest fan.
oh really? prove it. what's POD stand for?
prince of darkness!
they're a christian band, you fucking retard!
they...ARE?!?

 

hahaha! oh ash, will you never learn?
uh-oh! look out pikachu, it's team rocket!
what the hell are you doing?
im not watching pokemon! i mean, nothing! why?
i must destroy you....watching pokemon is BAD.
destroy me after team rocket says their motto, okay? yay! THUNDERBOLT, PIKACHU!

 

STOP KILLING OUR TREES! DOWN WITH TREE KILLING!GRRR!
say, are you protesting?
alright, if you don't know who bill engvall is you won't get it. he's a comedian.
in true bill engvall fashion: heeere's your sign.
who's bill engvall?

 

here, i'll let you borrow perfect blue.
what's perfect blue?
it's a totally scary anime. you'll love it.
anime? like, CARTOONS? how scary could a freaking cartoon be?
later...
no! noo! NOOOOOO! ARGH!
i'll never sleep again...

 

well, here we are again.
falcon PUNCH!
another saturday night, and here we are playing super smash bros instead of having real fun.
say, what IS real fun?
hell if i know.
falcon PUNCH!

 

where the sweet jumping jesus are the vampire images? oh well, this is the closest i could come. see that evil grin?
i am a vampire.
bite me.
what'd you just say to me, punk? and think before you answer.
no seriously, bite me. i wanna be a vampire.
screw you.
aw come on, it'll only take a second.

 

crap. now's that wonderful time of year when all us freshys get beaten up. just steer clear of all the seniors and we'll be fine.
you sure?
HEY YOU! TIME TO GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED!
crap.
we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the blue guy, an unfortunate victim of homecoming initiation.
i'm gonna stay home sick the rest of the week.

 

hi folks! skull here! we've got a great show for you tonight! first, we've got a new uprising star: PUPPETO!!
hi there!
so tell us, puppeto: what's it ffel like being the most famous puppet since pinnochio?
just like you'd think it would feel having someones finger stuck up my butt all the time: REALLY FREAKING GREAT.
um...okay. now for our musical guest! fountains of wayne everybody!
stacy's mom has got it going on, i'm in love with stacy's mom!

 

jason, i'm really depressed. you're always there when i need you so i was wondering if-
ah, say no more. you want me to be your assist in an assisted suicide.
yep, you made a good choice in coming to me for this. my *ahem* experience with this sort of thing would make me more qualified than any other in my field. i'll only charge you 20 bucks, too.
actually i was just gonna ask you if i could borrow some of your CDs. but what you said sounds pretty good too.
splendid. quick and painless or slow and horrible?

 

drop and gimme 20!
but i don't know how coach! teach me!
alright then. first get down on the ground.
okies! then what?
then i place this heavy object on you and steal 20 from your wallet. wasn't that simple?
gurgle

 

alright, Retardedhorse! I choose you!
DUUUHHH? DDAAAAAHHHH, DUUUURRRR?!
GRAAAAHHH! I WIL DESTROY YOUR WORLD!!!
okay, cthulu! use your BITCHSLAP now!
why are we doing this? we don't even LIKE pokemon.
well, i like pokemon....

 

i should slice the arms off of everyone in my school.
i'm way ahead of you.
and then he takes the beehive and...
why are all our conversations about cars, hot dogs, and the guy from jackass who puts stuff up his butt?
so what do you think? the cowboys gonna go all the way this year?
shouldn't you know that?

 

why are you dating that reject hippie?
why, for his vast and wonderous intelligence of course!
say, have you noticed how all those fruit shake makers say 'blender' on them? who writes it there? my fruit shake maker is not named blender! his name is shermie!
...he hides it well.
um, yeah. he's...modest. very very modest. mmmyep.

 

whats up?
*sigh* my life sucks. i need a girlfriend.
dont give up, sam! you'll meet the right girl! i know what it feels like to be a dateless loser! i've been there!
not overly amazing considering you've never left.
quiet you fool!

 

jack and jill went up the hill to smokke some marijuana.
jack got high, unzipped his fly, then jill said "i wanna".
...you are the weirdest person i've ever met.
didn't like that one? how about that one nun limerick?

 

hey officer! there's a crazy guy over there!
what?! let me handle this.
gaagHoogaH SaUknemp from kemp of like...
i'm not so sure he's crazy. he's probably just mentally challenged.
ifMaGookkk....i like the jUice of gHin...the saUn commends you...TOUCHDOWN PACKERS!!!
tochdown? packers? yep, he's crazy.

 

alright, okay...*giggle* there are these two penguins sitting on an iceberg *snort*
and one of them says to the other *teehee* RADIO!!!
FWAHAHAHA! hoo boy i get myself everytime with that one! whew daisy that was a good one!
you're fired!

 

the other day i wore those spiky bracelet things to school.
that's cool.
it was a disaster. all the jocks called me a freak.
dude, why would anyone give a crap about what the jocks think?
then the goths called me a poser and beat me up.
ouch.

 

ooo ooo aahhh!
mr. president! we have just recieved confirmation that the soviets have landed a monkey on the moon!
burstin bonanzas! if what you say is true then it's time for drastic measures!
you have been randomly chosen to become the new president of the united states! let's put another monkey on the moon!
swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.

 

greetings psychic willie. i come from a dimenison without war, filled with peace and happiness. there are also only 14 mousquitoes. pretty neat huh?
*sigh* it sounds a lot better then earth at least. the humans are morons. i deserve better than to live amongst these fools.
patience, my psychic friend. the humans are gradually becoming wiser and less... neanderthal. they will rise to your level in due time.
well, if you say so. if i must wait for the mortals' enlightenment, then so be it. i can wait. probably.
*sigh*
that's one gay looking hat thing! i'm gonna call you "gayhead" from now on! haha! GAYHEAD!

 

jason, you know you're my best friend.
yep.
and no matter what, you'll still be my friend and i'll forgive you.
uh-huh.
but dude, you killed my girlfriend!
oh come on! she was being snippy!

 

by areallystupidguy
10-01-03
whoa, weird! checkitout! you can buy little bottles full of ice to put in your drinks! how convenient!
sugar...seaweed?! dude, check out the ingredients on this candy!
beer! and it's in vending machines! oooh! they have little hot dogs in the vending machines too!
check out that 7-11! they've got video games in it! 7-11!
FINAL FANTASY POTATO CHIPS!!
wanna help me burn our return flight tickets?

 

by areallystupidguy
10-02-03
whoa! check me out dudes! I'm on the moon!
im in a swimsuit! this ought to pplease a lot of strange people!
what am i? dunno. wanna see me staple myeslf?
i am a ghost! I AM A GHOST!
new...kaddar! please allow a squeal of excitement: SQUEEEE!
hey.
should we fight now?

 

by areallystupidguy
10-03-03
so slime guy thimg, who are you and what do you want?
you may call me slime guy. i only want friends. wanna see the cool thing i can do with my arm?
imagine my amazement.
w00t! wait till you see what i can do with my feet!

 

by areallystupidguy
10-03-03
hello suit person! any worlds need saving? damsels in distress? how're my stocks?
bad news captain gayhead. you have been fired.
now that kaddar2 is here and we have CAPTAIN SUPERHERO, stripcreator users can make superhero comics without looking gay.
way to tell it like it is!
clear out your desk by noon.
*sob* i always considered myself rather popular...

 

by areallystupidguy
10-04-03
come along quietly and nobody's gonna get hurt mr. president.
*gasp* ninjas! don't hurt me!
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?!!?
.....i dunno.
that game looks stupid.

 

by areallystupidguy
10-04-03
captain superhero! there's a burning house full of orphans over there! you have to do something!
i did. i went and gave them some cowboy hats.
what the hell?
well have YOU ever seen a cowboy burn to death? i haven't. so i figured giving them cowboy hats would make them flameproof just long enough to escape.
did it work?
as far as i know they're charred cinders by now. why do you ask?

 

by areallystupidguy
10-05-03
meow.
what? i'm a mentor to a cat?! surely there is some mistake! do i not deserve better, being jesus and all?
oh well. i suppose that means everyone else got rocks or trees or cupcakes or something. yeah, that's it.
yeehaw! say there jesus, have you meant the person i'm mentoring yet?
hi! i'm tina!
i'm going to seriously hurt somebody.

 

by areallystupidguy
10-05-03
i've been tracking this guy for a while. im ready to strike, but i can't just flash my badge on him. mainly because someone wrote "im a fag" on it. no, this mission was undercover.
you're under arrest! i mean, RAAHHHR! hows it going?
what are you, a cop?
n-no! of course not! i love crime! in fact, my hobbies in no particular order are: crime, trains, batman, dolphins...
it was almost too easy. the crook never saw me coming.
so, wanna take me to your covert drug operation scandal conspiracy thing?
sure!

 

by areallystupidguy
10-06-03
lets see...where to start. well, on stripcreator you can be one of two things: an idiot who's comics are crap and for some reason doesn't like adult swim, or a smart and normal person.
what is this adult swim of which you speak?
you know. that cool block of cartoons late night on tv?
i dont watch tv.
....im going to hate this job.
wanna watch me churn butter?

 

by areallystupidguy
10-07-03
hi folks! we've got a special suprise for ya today! raindrop's officially back on the show due to sagging ratings when it was just me! hiya raindrop!
dont think i've forgiven you. what's the difference between gumby and bill clinton?
i dunno, skull! what IS the difference between gumby and bill clinton?
there isn't one! they're both green and really dumb!
bill clinton's green?
skull always was the funnier one.

 

by areallystupidguy
10-09-03
hey jason. i havent seen you around in a while. where'd you go?
yeah, it was crazy. there i am, sitting in a bar talking. then i feel this WHACK on the head, and then im out cold.
so then i wake up on a boat to norway with a 20 hour gap in my memory, forged passports, somebodys blood on my clothes and a human finger in my mouth.
....okay. so now that that's out of the way will you burn my school down?
oh i'm WAY ahead of you.

 

by areallystupidguy
10-11-03
we asked random people what they did this week! whoo fun!
i skipped school to play final fantasy for 129 hours straight. now i have carpal tunnel syndrome.
fascinating!
i sat in my house for 3 hours with a loaded shotgun pointed at my face. then i cried a lot and watched soap operas.
um....thats interesting........
i apologize. this sounded a lot funnier in my head.
i stripped naked and yelled at people stopping at red lights. a lot.
....okay. thank god for the weekend.

 

by areallystupidguy
10-11-03
did you hear? arnold schwarzenegger's the new governor of california.
he is!??! awesome!
why do you care so much? it's not like we live in california.
i know, but it's still cool! "ah'll be back!" hee hee hee!
now that i think about it, you havent even been following this election at all. did you even know he was running?
let's rent all the terminator movies to celebrate!

 

by areallystupidguy
10-11-03
today in the news, arnold schwarzenegger has been elected governor of california!
and in sports news, it looks like the cubs are going to be facing the red sox at the world series!
you've been working hard haven't you?
bwahahahahaha!

 

by areallystupidguy
10-12-03
wanna go to a concert with me?
let me check.
mongoose.
n-no! you, you can't mean it! not that!
there are some things you will never understand.
what's this?
wait here. call that number if a guy named biggens shows up. ill meet you at the airport in 45 minutes.

 

by areallystupidguy
10-13-03
hello. my name is frank. a lot of people think my name is tobor for some reason. but it isnt. i am frank.
hey cool! TOBOR! say your cool thing tobor!
what? no way! and my name is actually fran-
come on tobor, please? just once for your biggest fan!
*sigh* RARRR! TOBOR CORNHOLE!!
YAY! you rock, tobor!

 

by areallystupidguy
10-14-03
whats going on?
ive had it. ive finally decided to get out of the 80s/early 90s and buy some new CDs.
that's cool, man. i'll help you.
awesome. i'll try to be open minded towards everything you suggest.
sounds good. well, i guess i can start you off with some rap....
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!?!

 

by areallystupidguy
10-14-03
now what are you doing?
i'm tossing out all my new wave albums from the 80s. i wont need them anymore.
no dude dont! you gotta keep them, you know, to be retro.
so part of living in the present is living in the past?
exactly.
ill never understand this.

 

by areallystupidguy
10-14-03
somewhere not in a supermarket a day begins!
mookystinks! i suck at drawing! whatever shall i do?
DDUUUUHHH! DAAAAHHH! DURRRR!! *fart*
bursting bonanzas! this is a website where you can make comics without having to draw them! it's brilliance! SHEER BRILLIANCE!
LOADING....
and so, a legend was born...
god, ANOTHER noob?
they never stop, do they?

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