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by Rabid_Weasle
12-04-03
*sniff* Poor Brad.
He never saw that moose coming.
I'm going to miss him so much!
I'm just wondering who's going to be running Strip Creator now?
Look Muffy Wuffy! I changed the name of Read My Damn Comics to Feed Me Ham Comics!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-04-03
Hello, I'm Betty McDongs Today's top story, the world if StripTopia is in choas ever since the death of Grand Leader Brad. Bobby Wangson has more on this story.
Thanks Betty! I'm here speaking with boorite, long time member and friend to Grand Leader Brad. Any idea how this all came to pass boor?
Well, it all started when we looked at Grand Leader Brad's will to find out who he had appointed the next Grand Leader...
Reinactment
It's.... Kaufman!
Wow! If I was a small woodland bird, I'd be pheasantly suprised!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-06-03
Always remember to wear a condom during sex.
Because if you don't.
You'll only be AIDSing yourself in dying.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-07-03
I'm so depressed! My girlfriend broke up with me, on my birthday!
Man, that's cold. But hey, it could be worse.
How!?
You could be Wellington McNocock.
Hey there handsome, fancy a shag?
I apologize my dear, but that just isn't in the cards.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-07-03
Hello there young man. May I join you in your outdoor activities?
Sure, but it could get pretty rough, you might want to wear a cup.
Trust me my good man! It will not be neccesary!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-07-03
And why on earth should I give you my money?
Because if you don't I'll sick my crotch attacking dog on you!
Hahaha! I must inform you that that tactic would be ineficient.
Grrrrrr
Today's top story. The nefarious Crotch Biting Bandit captured.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-07-03
A new airborn strand of gonorrhea has sent the whole of the country into a panic.
Although studies have shown that the disease is easily preventable with a simple over the counter vaccine.
Sales charts have shown that nearly all of the country's population has already purchased the vaccine.
All except for approximately 0.000001%.
*whistling*

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-07-03
Hey man, would you ever have sex with 144 women at once?
No way!
That's just gross.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
I hate to interupt your story, Dcom. But when are we going to fuck?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
Then Santa said "I'll show you jizz turrets!", and removed his jacket to reveal his muscular chest and chiseled abs...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-16-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Hello my dark lord, I have killed many innocents in your honour.
Uhhh... I think you're confused about who the other people think I am.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-30-03
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
Well, maybe Jesus Christ would have been a better expletive.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-30-03
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
I spy with my little eye, something that is orange.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-30-03
Hey where's your friend?
I don't know. She not show up today, I am worried.
Oh don't worry, I left her a knife so she could cut off her foot and eat that when she gets hungry.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-31-03
Hey, what do you call someone who is stupid?
Republican?
LOL!
LOL!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-01-04
Yay, it's 2004.
And you know what this means?
Now we get to put a different year when we write cheques. Yaaaaaay!

 

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by Rabid_Weasle
1-02-04
...But Decides Not To Pick It Up

 

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by Rabid_Weasle
1-03-04
So what kinda music are you into?
Classic rock mostly. Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Rush that sorta stuff.
B-B-But those bands are all old a-and you're you're not! Th-this boggles my mind-
AIEEEEEEEEE!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-05-04
Now entering Dr.Inflate's Sex Chat
Ch33rSlu769: Hello, is this Dr.Inflate?
Yes it is.
Ch33rSlu769: Ok! Well, you see, my boyfriend has a problem with... you know, ummm... oral sex.
Woa! Not so fast!
Ch33rSlu769: Why? What's wrong?
First I need to run to the store to get some more hand lotion, and while I'm doing that I'm gonna need you to send me several nude pictures of said "boyfriend".

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-05-04
Sometimes when I'm lonely I pretend I'm lying next to boorite while he sings "Like A Virgin".

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-05-04
Hey, how come you say wangs so much?
Well... I have to confess. Evertime I say wangs, it means I'm wanking.
But... you say wangs multiple times, all night long, for hours on end-

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-05-04
One time I hit a man with a car. I drove back to see if he was alright. He was dead. So I put his hands on his boobs and drove away giggling like a school girl.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-05-04
I'm not realy rabid, or a weasel.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-05-04
Confessing turns me on.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-06-04
I come from a planet where we make love by saying wangs to one another. Which means I've fucked you all.

 

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1-06-04

 

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by Rabid_Weasle
1-07-04
Couple months ago? I thought they said we'd all be dead in 12 hours?
Hmm...
Sorry, my watch is fast.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-09-04
So... yeah... about that saving the world? Have we even explained why or how we need to?
No.
If bathroom walls are dull, wash the tiles with a solution of vinegar and water.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-10-04
Dad... I'm thinking of dropping out of school.
You mean you're dropping out of COOL.
If anyone needs me I'll be drinking moonshine in the garage.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-10-04
You know what my father always told me?
No, what?
Hooory shit! You could sell dis for fie dolla!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-10-04
Son... I think it's time we finally told you this, but... you're adopted.
W-what!? I'm adopted...?
Yes... you see, me and you're mother could never conceive a child...
No! No! This can't be!
Mom! Is this true?!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-11-04
Finally, we've got you now Osama!
AHA! It's me Jesus!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-11-04
Sure Tyler, I'd love to go steady with you.
Really?!
AHA! It's me Jesus!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
AHA! It's me Jesus!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
You want to eat me?
AHA! It's me Cthulhu!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-13-04
We love you, Rabid_Weasle! Can we be your groupies?
Uhhh...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-13-04
Here's your whitefish, sir.
Arrr! Thank ye very much!
Arrr! Now where'd that blasted Squidgy run off to?
Stop it! That tickles!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-16-04
Oh yes dcom, take me now! I want you all to myself all night long!
Dcom?
DCOM!
Pay attention!
Sorry.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-16-04
Hey buddy, wanna buy a brand new Mercedes? $50!
Wow, sure!
AHA! It's me, Jesus!
Alright, nice try buddy!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-17-04
I wish I could play guitar like Clapton.
!!!
I'm not going to lie to you.
That is, the sexiest thing, I have EVER heard a girl say.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-17-04
Look, a dog!
Yo fell for it, HA! There never was a dog! It was the ultimate prank!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-18-04
Greetings madam, welcome to Brutwurst Hut.
Hello. Can I get one English sausage to go, please?
I apologize, but we are all out.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-19-04
Excuse me, do you have the time?
Eeejit.
Moh!

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