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by weird4
11-19-07
Excuse me..Where are we? My pligram friends and I are lost.
That depends, where are you headed for?
We're just on a adventure for the first time.
He he..Here's my business card.
You're disgusting.
And you're misleading..Ooohh! A swallow!

 

by weird4
11-24-07
Uhh..Which one?
Excuse me..Are you Mr. Myers?
Well there's 2. Me, Jake and my dad.
I got a letter for a Mr. Myers
Jeezzz..That guy is getting sued.

 

by weird4
11-26-07
Jim. Where were you?
Huh? Oh I was getting supplies..hehe
Supplies!? You mean you heard about the party?
The what?
Oooohhh..Sorry. It was for somthing else

 

by weird4
11-27-07
What are you doing rookie?
Uhh..I'm Stan from Sector B
Ahh Stan. Of course. I thought you were getting decorations for the party.
Party eh?
Good grief.
Excelent.

 

by weird4
11-28-07
Mr. Meyers sir, can you stop calling everyone here a rookie?
What's you're job rookie?
Okay Mr. Dandruf
Actually I liked rookie better.
Ha! Told ya.

 

by weird4
11-29-07
We need decorations. Where's the decorations?
Tried the storage closet?
There's only 1,,
Which one?
Oh my..
Actually 1,000..

 

by weird4
11-30-07
So Mark, hows it looking for the party?
Well Mr. Meyers sir, as much as I hate to gussy up to you, I have made many arangements.
That's all?
I've hired 13 waiters/waitresses to serve the food.
Ahh jeezz.
And I even invited your ex-wife!

 

by weird4
12-01-07
How's the party planning coming?
Well sir, the decorations will be delivered on December 13th, 2008.
Uhh...Don't you mean 2007?
Well the package of decorations for this years party will be..hand made in China.
YOU HAVE 10 DAYS TO GET THE DECORATIONS!!
I hate to see a Scroodge.

 

by weird4
12-02-07
Have you found a tree for the party?
Not yet Mr. Meyers.
Well what's taking so long?
We're waiting for a week. Because if we get the tree now, it'll die once the party starts.
So I'm guessing we're going with a plastic tree again this year?
Yup.

 

by weird4
12-02-07
What's this?
Sir, these are the bills for the party.
BILLS!?
Yes sir. Bills.
I'll get you the defroster.

 

by weird4
12-03-07
Have you seen the defroster Melvin?
Defroster?
I told Mr. Meyers about the extremely long bill.
Let me think this over...it's juicey.

 

by weird4
12-04-07
You called for me?
Newbie, I have an important job for you. I want you to go get a Christmas tree that's 9 feet high.
But sir, I could get killed.
Do it or you're fired!
3 hours later
Can I go to the hospital now?
Oh no. I'm not falling for that trick.

 

by weird4
12-05-07
So where are we going to put the tree?
Well Mr. Meyers sir, we could put it here like they did in Times Square.
TIMES SQUARE! THIS ISN'T NEW YORK!
Uhh..Yes it is.

 

by weird4
12-06-07
What are you doing?
Well, I'm ordering pizza.
At this time!? We should be getting decorations for the Christmas Party.
Well this is the FOOD for the party.

 

by weird4
12-07-07
How's the progress coming?
We're all set sir.
Cookies for what?
But we need some cookies,
Well Santa's coming right?

 

by weird4
12-08-07
What are you doing?
Just doing my job sir.
Well your job now is to plan for the Christmas party.
NOW GO GET ME THAT TREE!
Okay Pepperment Patty.

 

by weird4
12-09-07
Mr. Myers, there's a call for you on line 12.
Line 12?! Who could it be?
They want to talk to you imediatly.
Is it my ex-wife?
Try your son.

 

by weird4
12-09-07
Hey dad!
WHAT THE?! Why are you calling me?
Dad..I have a quick question for you?
What's that son?
What's your credit card number?
You're not on e-bay are you?

 

by weird4
12-10-07
I need a word with you Mr. Myers.
WHAT!? THEY CAN'T!
Your co-workers are planning on leaving the company because of this "party"
Bah Humbug!
He's a wise one.

 

by weird4
12-11-07
HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
CHRISTMAS! Bah humbug!
Home Mr. Scroodge sir. You see, tomorrow is Christmas.
Come in tomorrow at 8:30.
I need time with the family.

 

by weird4
12-11-07
Mr. Daniels!? Why you're late.
I'm terribly sorry Scroodge.
THE DAY OFF?!
I took the day off.
YOU'RE GONNA BE FIRED!!
For spending time with the ones I love?

 

by weird4
12-12-07
Gasp! Who are you?
Ebenizer, I am the ghost of Christmas past.
A..gh-gh-ghost?
Yes Ebenizer. I am the ghost of Christmas past.
I'm Rick first off.
Jeez you're a Grinch today.

 

by weird4
12-13-07
Here were are Scroodge. The place you were born.
This is where I was born?
Yes. Why don't you remember?
Well there's a sign that says "Welcome to Bethelham"
Oh..he he. My bad.

 

by weird4
12-14-07
Who are you? Are you the second ghost to come?
I am Scroodge. I'm the ghost of Christmas presant.
But...your a chicken.
We were life partners Scroodge.
Uh...Thanks for the mug.
Eh..no problemo.

 

by weird4
12-14-07
This Scroodge is where we worked in 1983.
1983? Wow this place is a dump.
That was because without you here, they made The Termenator 3.5..

 

by weird4
12-14-07
Are you the 3rd ghost to come?
Why don't you speak?
I had a feeling this would come.
This guy is clueless.

 

by weird4
12-14-07
What do you want with me?
WHY AM I HERE?!
Aww man...I'm 32..
Dude, you're going to die at age 34 if you keep this up.

 

by weird4
12-14-07
Oh. It's you.
Dear friend, please accept my appoligy for what I have done to you. So I decided to give everyone at work 3 weeks off.
3 weeks?
Okay but don't get too lovey-dovey.
Hold me sir!

 

by weird4
12-14-07
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse.
Uh oh. I hate mice.
The stockings were hung by the chimeny with care. In hopes that Saint Nick would soon be there.
I was supposed to have stockings ready?
The children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled in for a long winters nap.
All I see in my head is the tainted toys from China.

 

by weird4
12-14-07
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter. I sprung from my bed to see what was the matter.
Hello? Who goes there?
Away to the window I flew like a flash. Tore up the windows and threw out the sash.
What's a sash?
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below
OH MY GOSH! DAD! THERE'S A MONSTER!

 

by weird4
12-15-07
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer
Jeez. Calm down man.
AAAAAAAAA!!
With a little old driver, so lively and quick I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick
He he. You sure did.
Hey! I know you! I saw your MySpace.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen
Uhh...ok boss.
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

 

by weird4
12-16-07
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
AAAAAAAAA! NOT AGAIN!
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
Well it could be my imagination.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot
Ahh...You got that off E-Bay too?
Yeah. I was loaw on cash.

 

by weird4
12-16-07
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of toys he had flung on his back And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack
So got anything for me?
Hehe..I dunno. Lemme check.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
AAAAAAAA!! GROOS! YOU HAVE DIMPLES!
That's part of life.
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath He had a broad face and a little round belly
Dude, you need to go on a diet.
HO! HO! HO!

 

by weird4
12-16-07
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Aww don't leave me.
Sorry kid. I have presents to deliver.
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk And laying his finger aside of his nose
I didn't give you my list yet!
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle And away they all flew like the down of a thistle But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
What a nice guy/
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

 

by weird4
12-17-07
Merry Christmas buddy.
Uh..It's Mike.
Whatever, I go you somthing for Christmas.
What?
Well since I'm you secret Santa...
I HATE KITTENS!

 

Now Jared. You're still on the Naughty List.
Got anything for me big guy?
by weird4, 12-19-07

 

by weird4
12-20-07
Then
I want a Red Ryer BB Gun.
Are you kidding me kid? You'll poke an eye out!
Now
What kind of s**t kind of a prank was that?
Told ya.

 

by weird4
12-21-07
Uhh...and to you to.
Merry Christmas honey.
DARN IT! NOT YOU AGAIN!
Merry Christmas honey.
I hate my life!!
He's been drinking again.

 

by weird4
12-22-07
What are you doing up this early?
Uhh...Checking gifts?
Well can't you wait 3 more days?
WHAAAAAAA!!
Me and my big mouth.

 

by weird4
12-23-07
Excuse me, I need to find somthing for my dad.
Well, what do you have in mind?
I dunno. What did you get your dad?
A red coffee mug.

 

by weird4
12-24-07
I'm watching Santa going around the world.
What are you doing?
In Iraq. This looks bad.
Where is he?
He got a speeding ticket.

 

by weird4
12-25-07
Merry Christmas dad!
Merry Christmas Jake.
Well not really.
Did Santa bring you everything you wanted?
Merry Christmas- weird4
He only gave me a rock.
I'm sure it was candy or somthing.

 

by weird4
12-26-07
Why aren't you wearing grannys sweater?
Ever heard of out of style?
Well I burned it. Ooops.
Ever heard of IN Style?

 

by weird4
12-27-07
Hey Mark, it's almost New Years. What's your resolutions?
Easy. To spend more time with my family.
What about you?
I resolve to stop drinking then eat my family.
Aren't they dead?

 

by weird4
12-28-07
Sure thing dad.
Hey Jake, lemme ask you somthing.
Do you think I should change how I look?
Anything is fine aslong as you get rid of that mug.

 

by weird4
12-29-07
Are you done yet dad?
One sec Jake. I'm uh...almost done.
How do I look?
You look like Borat.
Now you tell me.

 

by weird4
12-30-07
Neh..
What do you think of this?
Too old.
Now?
15 hours later
You can't stop thinking about work eh dad?
Just say yes.

 

by weird4
12-31-07
10..9..8..
Dad, it's almost 2008 and all you care about is your looks.
What do you think of this look?
7...6...5..
I liked the old you.
Well then...how 'bout...
4...3..2....1...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
THIS!!

 

by weird4
1-01-08
Yep..
Well we made it through 2007.
We sure had great times then..
I guess there isn't much to do.
You said it.

 

So, seen that 2 Girls 1 Cup video?
Uh....hehe..no.
by weird4, 1-02-08

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