All comics by Makin_d_bacon

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-17-16
What's THAT, you little leprechaun dwarf?
It's a congratulatory gift from the Muslim Brotherhood, your majesty!
Crap! Another clock, I'll bet! Send it back to "Dollar Tree".
But why do you think it's a clock, your majesty?
Cause the damned thing is ticking, that's why. What else could it possibly be, you moron? Hey! Pick that up!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-17-16
The Whitehouse Late January, 2017...
...and to make up for all the death and destruction I'm gonna see all your people get...
Yes? Yes?
...their Turbins and Burkas laundered for a year for 50% off at any Trump Laundromat.
But...we have NONE of them in our countries!
Oh! In that case...I'll make it 75% off.
Sheesh...bring the soul brother back!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-18-16
Dinnertime Chat......
Do you guys think I'm a "Cuckold"?
Isn't that a guy who wipes another guys cum from his "own" wife's pussy?
Uh...that's one way of putting it! Yeah!
No WIPE, you asshole! "Lickity" split!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-18-16
Who you with again?
I'm with the N.A.A.C.P. taking a short survey!
Talk fast cuz I gotta change clothes for the Innauguration!
To "some" people that's a big deal. I'll wait till you've changed.
Moments later....
OK...I'm ready! What???

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-18-16
Think we oughta lighten up on the "Ethnic" humor a bit?
Why? Ya scared?
I just think maybe we need to try and get along with a diversity of people!
I'm not gonna stand here and listen to his ravings!
Actually, I'm AM scared "shitless" of bull-dykes!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-19-16
The "Donald" selecting his "Team"....
We need to put some of Hillary's backers on my team!
Yes, sir! Right you are, sir! I'm all over it, sir!
So, where are we weak? Defense? Interior? Agriculture?
Actually sir, I believe making a change in "Education" would be do-able!
Great! I got just the guy. Get Will Quigg on the line, pronto, ok?
Oh shit...they'll have a field day with THIS one!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-19-16
At home with Paul the Pedophile...
What the hell? You some kinda Fairy or sumpin?
That's exactly what I am and I'm here to grant you a wish. Anything you want.
Hot diggity-dog! Anything, huh? Then...I wanna be a "fly on the wall" in a kindergarten bathroom at a rich white kid's school!
Your wish is my COMMAND!
*ZAP*
Damn fairy bitch done took me literal!
Teacher, TEACHER, help!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-19-16
That hat looks dumb on YOU!
Don't mess with me, girly!
Why? You think I'm afraid of YOU? I can turn you into a pile of...
Of what? Ash? Not if I turn you fir....
You were saying...?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-20-16
Nice wall, Senor!
This is merely the mock up. Your people are gonna build & PAY for the rest of it!
Ees a great idea, Senor!
And I expect it done pronto! N'k?
So that night.......
What's all that damned racket out there, Melania?
Vell dahling, it appears to be some beaners vit a ton of boards!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-20-16
Not Everthing is Black & White.......
Why do "blacks" get so animated during church services here?
What kinda dumb ass question is dat, honky?
Dumb? Why so?
Cuz it ain't even accurate. EVABODY gets animated here!
They DO? But why?
Cuz dis here be a comic strip, FOOL! A BAD one, but a comic strip!

 

From ragu4u & makin_d_bacon......
It's Sunday! You should have your sorry butts in Church!
Or Temple or Synagogue (if Saturday) or Tent or...well, you get the idea!
by Makin_d_bacon, 11-20-16

 

Those two previously a-holes forgot an "Ashram"!
by Makin_d_bacon, 11-20-16

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-21-16
It sure was bad luck that my horse up"n died on me.
Now I'm stuck 100 miles from nowhere with no way back home.
But as luck would have it....
Hey there, cowpoke! Need a ride?
Depends. Am I the ride-ER or the ride-EE?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-21-16
Mexican Amature Night in Juarez.......
"One ton tomato, I ate a one ton tomato. One ton-tomaaaaa-to, I ate a one ton toma-ato..."
Ok hombres, lets here it for Rocker's version of "One Ton Tomato"!
You stupid gringo. That was "Guantanamera"!
What'dya mean "Guantanamera"?
What I mean is....stop bringing down these gringo crooners who only speak broken Spanish to win all our fabulous prizes.
Quit your bitchin, Pedro. Nobody wants a year's supply of expired frozen tacos, anyway!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-21-16
Hey Kostner...ya wanna piece o ME?
YOU? You aren't even worth kicking in the nuts!
Come & get some...
But seconds later......
I take that back!
Oweeee

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-22-16
POTUS consults at ragu_d_bacon Inc.
Listen...you and that porky friend of yours have to get me OUT of this!
THIS? This WHAT?
This "President" thing. Do I REALLY have to work for $1 a year?
YOUR words, not ours! Too bad!
I don't like your "Defeated" attitude! Get me the PIG!
Hey, d_bacon! The boss is trying to renig... (oops)... back out of his new job. He wants you to get in here so you can help "The Donald" duck!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-22-16
Welcome to "Sandals Resort"! Might Chen bring you a cocktail?
What does Chen suggest?
You look like you'd really enjoy "Sex On the Beach"!
?
Later, at Chen's home....
You're going to have to stop suggesting that drink!
But I get a 25 cent commisssion on every one we sell!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-23-16
The 1st Black Friday at Wal-Mart.......
I'm sorry folks but you STILL have to PAY for your purchases!
But it's "Black" Friday!
That's gotta mean something!
This is racist!
We ain't gonna stand for it!
No justice no peace! Bring on the gasoline!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-23-16
At Chez ragu-d-bacon......
Don't you ever get tired of being a bigot?
That IS rhetorical, right?
I'm serious. Don't you ever wanna just get along?
Well....there was a time when I was just a young man on the Texas plains...
Back in the day......
Let's get along there, lil doggy!
I'm a "dogie" not a "doggy" you moron!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-23-16
Looks like the whole family will make it to Thanksgiving Dinner this year!
We haven't ALL been together for years & years.
Just think...all our kids and grandkids plus our sisters & brothers &...
You know hon...?
What, dear?
If I hurry I can still book us two tickets to Vegas before they get here.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-24-16
Bout finished?
Just one more little tweak...
There!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-26-16
A Cuban Resident....11/26/16
¡Larga vida a la revolución!
¡Gracias hombre!
An American Tourist in Cuba...11/26/16
You're still mad about he bay of WHAT?
¡Me escuchaste gringo!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-26-16
How's it feel to be a no-talent pork chop?
HEY! I got talent. Watch my video!
ragu4u Watching http://i.imgur.com/VrlrzYa.gifv
Well? What'dya think?
You're a regular..."PIG"casso!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-26-16
It sure is nice to look down and see so many people enjoying the Christmas Season!
I hear ya, Pops! It's wonderful to see mankind love one another.
Alright Brucy...you blow ME then I'll blow YOU! Ok?
Ooooh, my mouth is watering already, Barry!
Uh....we better scratch that "MAN"-kind business.
OK Pops, I'm all over it. Geez...this kinda thing happens everytime you give those Democrats an inch!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-26-16
Playing "air-balls" are you?
How'd ya guess?
Easy!
Huh? But I DON'T see!
And you never will. "air dick" is always in stealth mode.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-27-16
The Problem....
Think I need a haircut, babe?
Couldn't hurt! You know you can get a FREE haircut at the "Beautician College" !
The Question....
So...what'cha think now, Mrs. Know-it-All?
Ya know my mom used to do hair. Maybe SHE can fix that mess!
The Final Solution...
Oh well...at least it was free. She'll do better next time.
That's pretty doubtful. I blinded her & broke both her hands!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-27-16
Ya know...walking around the Whitehouse at night with a knife might look suspicious to SOME people.
Really? Suspicious HOW?
You might be mistaken as a presidential assassin!
THAT might not be a mistake at all.
Is that a promise?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-28-16
Why so grumpy, George?
Trump & Clinton! Everywhere I turn, Trump & Clinton, Trump & Clinton, Trump & Clinton! I'm sick of it! I need to get away from it ALL!
Sorry hon, but that can't happen.They're both Y-uge!
Oh yeah? We'll just see about THAT!
In a Galaxy far, far away........
...she was a crook and he's a racist megolomaniac with BAD hair !
I hate it when she's right!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-28-16
Yeah? Can I help you with something?
I'm here for my "intake" interview!
I'm already well aware of your "Intake" habits, young woman.
Groovy! Then I'll just stroll on over to my new heavenly home in the sky! Toodles!
Well... she did get the part about the new home right. But the location? Not so much!
Hey! Can ya turn up the A.C.? I'm frying here!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-29-16
Got a match?
Yeah...MY face and YOUR ass!
You got THAT right! hahahaha
Wonder what HE"S laughing at?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-29-16
RUN Sis, cuz here he comes.
Santa? Oh goody, goody, goody!
OK, I know what all YOU want but where's your big brother?
He's hiding because of last year!
But why?
I'm not sure but I think he's afraid you're gonna make him sit on your lap naked again!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-29-16
Inside "Chez ragu_d_bacon"....11/28/16
Perfect...you picked "cyber Monday" to stop working!
Christmas morning.....
I get not even ONE single gift?
I swear I ordered your gifts on "cyber Monday" but the computer must have been on the fritz!
Oh well, in that case, you're forgiven. At least you tried & we all know it's the thought that counts.
It's so easy it's embarrassing!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-30-16
Hey stewardess, why ees dis plane falling apart?
Just sit down and pray, you lame-brained Latino!
Dees will not go well for you, senorita!
No shit, EINSTEIN! What could possibly be WORSE than dying?
OH NO, Not THAT.......A RED card?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
11-30-16
Pre-Election
I got the public eating out of my hand, Anderson!
Ha! It'll be a cold day in hell before YOU get elected
I'm gonna win Y-uge. Just you wait!
Yes sir...a cold day in HELL!
Day AFTER the Election
Hey....quit your bitchin. I'm workin on it!
Brrrrrrrrrr.....

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-01-16
ragu4u & makin_d_bacon pooled their resourses to open an "Upscale" Cocktail Lounge, or so they thought...
What the hell, bacon-bits...this place is becoming a real DIVE!
OH...so now it's MY fault, eh?
Damn right! All we get now are blacks lookin for cheap food & strippers! I should ring your neck for letting you name this place.
I happen to think the name is rather "catchy" if I do say so myself!
Hey! Where be all the naked white bitches? Dis is "Puss n Snoots", ain't it?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-01-16
An unamed room in the Whitehouse...
Barry, I want you to head up my office of "LGBTQ", n'k?
I'm honored, Mr. Trump! I won't let you down!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...whatever! Now beat it and send in Bubbles.
Right away sir & rest assured I'll begin my duties ASAP!
Enter, Bubbles........
Shall I notify the Lithuanian hit-men to "handle" Barry, sir?
Absolutely Bubbles! And this time make sure they don't forget their "Things" AND plenty of ammo for their "Things" too.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-02-16
Billy, where's that board game thingy you got for Halloween?
Ya mean the deal that's supposed to tell our fortunes?
Yeah! Go get it. I wanna play!
It don't work right. All it ever spells out is..."S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E"!
Billy's mom shops before Halloween....
I want a "Ouija Board"!
I'm fresh out but what I CAN sell ya is a "Bee-Gee Board"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-02-16
Sorry Mr. Nieto, but "Carrier" is staying in the U.S. of A.!
But Senor Donaldo, what about Mexican/American relations?
Oh...THAT won't change at all. I'll still expect to bang Selma Hyak & Yanet Garcia on a regular basis.
As Mexican Presidente, I take that as an insult.
Geez Enrique, calm down. You can still mow all my lawns with that ecologically friendly pushmower I gave you.
You're too kind, Senor!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-02-16
In the kitchen of "Chez ragu_d_bacon"
What's cookin, d_bacon? *sniff, sniff* Is it the "other" white meat?
I'll wager you have to look UP to see a snake's belly! Right?
A bit touchy today, aren't we?
You never validate my worth. I want a little respect around here!
Oh shit! Here comes that Aretha Franklin crap....
"What you want, baby I got it! What you need, you know I got it! All you got to do to me is...sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to...

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-03-16
I think it's so beautiful to hear the bag-pipes play at the funerals of fallen Police Officers.
Aye, Lassie!
It kinda gets me all wet and horny. Why don't you come over to my place and let me "do" ya, OK?
Aye, Lassie, but I must finish me duties here first!
Hours later, after their tryst.......
I'll bet you hate me for being a "Cop Slut"...don't you?
Actually, nobody died, Lassie! I work for the Cemetary scaring off pigeons.

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-03-16
Hey Bubbles, get me the numbers for all the leaders of EVERY country on earth & put em on my speed dial!
Right away, your excellency!
I want to invite em all to a little shin-dig Melania is throwing together.
A wonderful idea, your royal highness! Your wish is my command!
Hey Bubbles...ya forgot to kiss BOTH my feet!
So sorry, El Supremo! With which whip would you care to lash me? The bull-whip or the cat-o-nine tails?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-03-16
Hi guys! Wanna opine on the fact I won a comic contest?
Not I, good sir. I'll leave THAT to my alter-ego.
You mean that greasy little piglet, right?
One and the same! He really is brilliant, you know! But he has been getting a big head of late!
Atta boy rags! Make all inquisitors seek the wisdom of the one & only "Pork-Opine"!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-04-16
What you willing to do fo fi dolla?
Fi dolla American?
No-no-no-no! Fi dolla Lithuanian.
Lithuanian dollas have zero worth! Beat it!
Ok. ok...10 Lithuanian dolla?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-04-16
Hey ma, I wanna style my hair like our neighbor.
I think that's great. Chuck's hair is very G.Q.!
That was way too easy! She must not know.
What a lovely child he is!
But later that day...
B-but what about Chuck?
Oh, him? He moved!

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-04-16
Listen kid, you head up my P.R. team so make me look Presidential!
I've got the perfect idea. Follow me!
Well? What do you think?
It's bold! It's snazzy! It's Y-uge! I like it...BUT...
But what?
What in the hell is it anyway? Some kinda rug?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-04-16
At Chez "ragu_d_bacon"....
What's wrong NOW?
This place smells like a pig sty! You need to bathe!
I bathe! I bathe a LOT!
Yeah...I'll just bet he does!
...on d_bacon's "bath night"....
What if he's right? Hmmm...maybe it's this tub?

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-05-16

 

Excuse my previous comic as a "Brain fart". Sorry!
by Makin_d_bacon, 12-05-16

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-05-16
Late 2015, the Devil visits with God...
OK...you know the yearly drill!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
"Heads"...I control 2016 or "Tails", you do!
OK...here goes the toss.........call it!
Well.....who won?
Let's put it this way..."I'm gonna see that 2016 will be one Y-uge cluster fuck!" Bwahahahaha....

 

by Makin_d_bacon
12-06-16
Father, the janitor quit. What shall we do?
It's simple, Sister! The Lord has said "Seek and ye shall find"!
I'll try!
The Lord is NEVER wrong!
Later that day.....
And you are who?
I'm Vishnu. The little penguin said you wanted a "Sikh" janitor!

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