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by Benco
1-13-03
HOW DOES LEMMER DO THAT THING WHERE HE DOESN'T SEND A PING REPLY?
KARTE I'VE TOLD YOU TIME AND AGAIN: MAGIC
DAMNIT IT IS NOT MAGIC. THERE IS NO MAGIC!
(Siarin[GONE4EVER]) Eura: Some sort of firewall.
GONE FOREVER

 

by Benco
1-13-03
Lemmer is a level 20 mage!
JOJO YES
(Siarin[GONE4EVER]) LEMMER SUCKS COCK TO GAIN HIS MAGICAL POWERS
AND CAIT ATE A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT TO GET WHERE HE IS
CAIT IS NO MORE GONE FOREVER THAN HE WAS THE LAST TIME HE WAS GONE FOREVER. WHICH IS TO SAY HE IS NOT GONE FOREVER AT ALL
EXCEPT THIS TIME HE'S JUST GOT A MOUTHFUL OF CRAP WHILE HE DOES IT

 

by Benco
1-13-03
"If you are over 18 years of age, you may enter..."
"The Incestquest Forum"
"PEDOPHILES AND MINORS ARE *NOT* WELCOME AND WILL BE REPORTED!"

 

by Benco
1-13-03
http://www.filmfestivals.com/pixus/festivals/oscars_2001/gallerie_pix/bjork.jpg
http://www.milenio.com/MediaCenter/fotos/2002/Enero/10/Michael%20Jackson.jpg
WHICH IS WHICH?!?!
BY THE URLS I THINK THE FIRST MIGHT BE...
MICHAEL JACKSON
LEAVING THE SECOND TO BE MICHAEL JACKSON

 

by Benco
1-16-03
"Hi Kathy here, I'm 11 years old and am 4'4" and 54 pounds, lots of muscle though, and I am a gymnast. Am I considered too underweight to DDR?"
NO, BUT I'LL FUCK HER

 

by Benco
1-16-03
That's right, folks: outside of the usual #wtp folk, it appears someone appreciates our comic! Her name is Chibilain and let's see what she has to say about our fine establishment:
*lol* Yay! Pedos! =D
Uhh let's try that again:
I started reading you guys' webcomic and its fuckin' hysterical. It was my friend Bob who showed the comic to me in the first place. I know its read by at least...5 people.
See, folks? The popularity of Bencomic can be spread far and wide! So show it to your friends! ESPECIALLY if they actually exist outside of your head!
(This would look a lot less stupid if I weren't permanently in profile)

 

by Benco
1-16-03
IT'S A GOOD THING LEMMER WASN'T HERE WHEN CHIBILAIN CAME IN
SKULLIE I WAS THERE IDIOT.
YEAH BUT GONE
NO I WASN'T IDIOT.
YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
YES I DID IDIOT.

 

by Benco
1-17-03
IMAGINE GOING ON RESIDENT EVIL ONLINE
AND IT'S ALL CROWDED AND YOU CAN'T GET ANYWHERE
AND IN ONE ROOM PEOPLE ARE CYBERING FOR BULLETS
ERR...

 

by Benco
1-17-03
Kaddar says e-mail submissions usually get ignored. He says the best bet is to go to SC-IRC and talk to the guy.
Siarin really?
Apparently Stripcreator is trying to CUT DOWN on existing backgrounds for more character room =(
Si that's GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
FUNK, I KEEP THINKING YOU'RE SPANISH AND VERY AGREEABLE

 

by Benco
1-17-03
A vampire goes into a bar and asks for a mug of hot water...the lady behind the bar says 'I thought vampires drunk blood'. The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says...'Today Im making tea'.
THAT REMINDS ME OF A BUFFY QUOTE.
Spike: We're out of Wheat-a-Bix.
Rupert Giles: I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood.
Spike: Durr I'm on Buffy, I'm dumb | Rupert Giles: I'm dumb too lol
Spike: Let's be dumb on Buffy together

 

by Benco
1-17-03
MAN MY FRIEND IS SO AWESOME AT FLASH, IT'S A SHAME NOBODY IS AS GOOD AS ME
I'm better than you at it dave2. That's what I do for work everyday
ADV DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY
I'M YOUR BOSS
Right now I'm playing around with FlashMX's capabilites to load XML files.
ADV RIGHT NOW I'M PLAYING AROUND WITH FIRING YOUR ASS

 

by Benco
1-18-03
Skullie why do you keep hitting on Chibi?
FUNK I'M JUST JOKING AROUND
WHATEVER. FUNK WHEN CHIBI FIRST CAME IN HERE HE WAS ALL "IF ANYBODY MESSES WITH YOU TELL ME AND I'LL SORT THEM OUT <3"
Ideally Skullie would have a threesome with Chibi and Kracken ='(
MORE LIKE KRACKEN AND NADIR
MORE LIKE KRACKEN AND KRACKEN

 

by Benco
1-18-03
i bet laura has a big dick
Yeah he's called Draco

 

by Benco
1-18-03
WHAT IF I MADE A USERGROUP CALLED "STUPID FAGS"
AND ADDED ALL THE NEW GENTS WE LOVE
I'D JOIN IT
YES, YOU WOULD

 

by Benco
1-18-03
#WTP HAS BEEN VASTLY IMPROVED SINCE EVERYONE GOOD RETURNED
DONUT INCLUDING ME RIGHT? I RETURNED!
LEMMER YOU'RE THE SPEARHEAD OF THIS
:))
CAIT IS SORT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE SPEAR
DEX IS THE UNAERODYNAMIC SPLINTER HANGING ON THE END

 

by Benco
1-18-03
why is smoking always used in reference to me
BECAUSE YOU'RE A STONER
dont smoke that much
HOW ABOUT DRUNKARD
DRACO YOU SMOKE EVERY DAY
ryo: well yeah :(

 

by Benco
1-18-03
im gonna call laura now i feel like rambling
hahahah IT'S DEJA FUCKING VU ALL OVER AGAIN
GO CALL LAURA DRAC0
SHE'S PROBABLY BUSY FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE THOUGH
JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE
AND THEN COME BACK IN AN HOUR AND TELL US HOW MUCH YOU WANT HER TO DIE

 

by Benco
1-18-03
DRACO ONE DAY YOU'RE ALL "HI MY LOVE" AND THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE ALL "TOO BAD LAURA DIDN'T DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT HA HA JK"
RYO THIS IS UNTRUE I HAVE MELLOWED OUT
SHUT UP SMOKY
AT LEAST I CAN GET LAID
BY YOUR DOG AND POSSIBLY SKULLIE

 

by Benco
1-18-03
UH MY DOG? NO. HOW ABOUT A REAL PERSON, VIRGIN
DRAC0 STOP TALKING AND CALL LAURA
SHE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU!
AND/OR TOY WITH YOU

 

by Benco
1-18-03
DRAC0 I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE =/ WHY IS IT WHENEVER SOMEONE TRIES TO HELP YOU YOU JUST SEE IT AS AN INSULT AND TOSS IT ASIDE?
CUZ YOURE A VIRGINGEEK
YOURE FARMER TED
ALRIGHT DRAC0. LOOK, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANGRY
ILL TALK TO YOU LATER WHEN YOURE NOT FARMER TED

 

by Benco
1-18-03
LOOK DRAC0 I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE OFFENSIVE BUT LAURA DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
JUST BECAUSE IM CALLING LAURA DOESNT MEAN WERE TOGETHER. IN FACT I AM PLANNING ON SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
THAT'S GOOD
ROIGHT
SO LONG AS YOU'VE REALIZED MY POINT
YEAH I WASNT OFFENDED OR ANYTHING

 

by Benco
1-18-03
floodland by the sisters of mercy is a good album. RYO KNOWS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
YEP I DO
RYO'S ALL ABOUT WEARING ALL BLACK, SMOKING DJARUM BLACKS AND CONTEMPLATING DEATH JUST LIKE ME
I DON'T SMOKE CLOVES, SON
AND ALL I CONTEMPLATE IS GETTING SEX IN MY ASS
IN MY ASS

 

by Benco
1-18-03
I HAVE THREE HARD DRIVES AND AN OCED SYSTEM AND I DON'T USE THEM
MAN DONUT YOU HAVE SUCH A GREAT SYSTEM YOUR PENIS MUST BE GIGANTIC
WHY YES IT IS. THE SYSTEM IS OKAY, IT'S MY PENIS THAT COUNTS.
LIKE YOU'LL EVER USE IT
I USE IT CONSTANTLY FOR BENCHMARKING
THAT APPLIES TO THE COMPUTER TOO NOW THAT I THINK OF IT

 

by Benco
1-19-03
WHEN CAN I SEND YOU THE SOAD ALBUM.
NOW I GUESS
I'll take STRANGER THAN FICTION for it
I'LL HAVE TO DRIVE AWAY AND THEN GET IT AND BRING IT HERE AND THEN RIP IT AND THEN SEND IT BUT THAT'S OK
YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY CRANK!
man it would suck if crank got in a car accident or something on the way there and DIED ... *KNOCKS TEH >>> WOOD*

 

by Benco
1-19-03
I HATE THIS STUPID TOMAGATCHI HE'S 7 YEARS OLD AND HE WON'T EVOLVE
HE'S PROBABLY MALNOURISHED
I TAKE THE BEST CARE OF HIM EVER
MOONPIE WHAT YOU THINK COUNTS AS "BEST CARE EVER" PROBABLY EQUATES TO LEAVING YOUR CHILD IN A PANTRY WITHOUT FOOD FOR A WEEK
I THOUGHT THE TOMAGATCHI WAS EVOLVING BUT INSTEAD HE JUST LAID A FAT LOG

 

by Benco
1-20-03
"Oh, boy now we can agrue about wheter it should be color or colour. I say colour because it sounds cool if you pronounce it the way it's spelt. (Colure)."
WHO THE FUCK SAYS 'COLOUR' 'COLURE'? I IMAGINE OMEGA DOES: 'CALOOR ME BLOOD RED'
Crank where's that from?
DR DOS. I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE ALL HIS AGE.
2?
YEAH!

 

by Benco
1-20-03
THE IDEA OF M_MORA HAVING SEXPLOITS TERRIFIES ME
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
"hi aliens!! omg look i have discharge"
"FORGET TAKING OVER, LET'S JUST BLOW THIS DAMNED PLANET UP"

 

by Benco
1-20-03
IN PICADILLY CIRCUS TUBE STATION I SAW A BIG POSTER THAT SAID "HERE'S AN IDEA: GAY DOCTORS FOR GAY MEN! SHARE YOUR MEDICAL PROBLEMS WITH SOMEBODY WHO LIVES THE LIFE"
Wow
:o
In case you get gay flu or gay athlete's foot, I guess.
OR GAY PLAGUE

 

by Benco
1-20-03
WOW I HAVE JUST ENOUGH TO COVER THE COST OF THIS PIZZA HERE. LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY ISN'T GETTING A TIP!
OFFER HIM A SLICE OF PIZZA
I'LL GO "HERE'S A TIP: DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, FATTY!!!!"
NO, TELL HIM TO QUIT HIS DAY JOB BECAUSE HE'S SO PATHETIC AT IT
I'LL TELL HIM TO DO BOTH
HOPEFULLY HIS HEAD WILL EXPLODE

 

by Benco
1-20-03
LEMMER TAKE A CHICKEN WING OUT OF IT AND SAY "I THINK I HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE PIZZA AND THIS MANY WINGS... TAKE THE OTHER ONE BACK"
YOWZA IT'S $17.27! I'LL NEED THREE QUARTERS STAT!
(Several Minutes Later)
OK I FOUND ENOUGH FOR A TIP IN MY DAD'S STATE QUARTER JAR
IF HE ASKS, TELL HIM RHODE ISLAND WASN'T REALLY A STATE ANYWAYS

 

by Benco
1-20-03
BAHARHAHRA I FOUND A PORN MOVIE WITH DISTURBED AS THE MUSIC
POLKA IS MORE SOOTHING
ESPECIALLY DURING A DOUBLE ANAL

 

by Benco
1-20-03
WHO ARE YOU
I'M YOUR FATHER, LEMMER
MY FATHER'S BEEN LOST IN THE HIMALAYAN MOUNTAINS FOR THE LAST FIFTEEN YEARS, YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT HIM
THE HIMALAYAN MOUNTAIN THING WAS BULLSHIT. I'VE BEEN BANGING A SIAMESE HOOKER FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS.
DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER.

 

by Benco
1-21-03
Fish got something pregnant?!?!?!??!!?!
FUNK APPARENTLY
Good god, he's only five years old. :(
I KNOW! HE'S SO TINY
If you're under 20 and you have a boy you have to call it "Darren" and wear a white cap for the rest of your life.
If it's a girl, suitable names are "Christina", "Britney", "Beyonce" or "Enrique"

 

by Benco
1-21-03
What's this lie about you being engaged and a potential father?
YOU FOOLS DONT BELIEVE ME
WiLFood

 

by Benco
1-21-03
YES I AM ENGAGED AND YES MY FIANCE IS A WEEK LATE
WAIT YOU MEAN SHE'S ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH?
Is your real name Ricky?
I MEAN PERIOD
OH
Oh :(

 

by Benco
1-21-03
Fish how long have you been going out with her?
FUNK 4 MONTHS
Engaged and pregnant after 4 months?
HAHHAHAAH QUICK CALL THE COUNCIL AND RESERVE A FLAT

 

by Benco
1-21-03
FISH SHE MIGHT NOT BE PREGNANT. JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S A WEEK LATE DOESN'T MEAN MUCH
YEAH BUT THE WHOLE BUCKETLOADS OF UNPROTECTED SEX THING DOES SORT OF SAY SOMETHING
Fish when did you get stupid? :(((((
YEAH REALLY WTF I MEAN ME AND JASMINE USE CONDOMS AND THE PILL
(SHE WEARS THE CONDOM, I TAKE THE PILL)

 

by Benco
1-21-03
PLEH, YOU PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND
FISH I'M OLDER AND WISER THAN YOU AND FUNK IS OLDER AND WISER THAN ME
FUNKS HAD SEX LIKE ONCE, WITH A HORSE
:( only one of them looked like a horse
The rest were dogs
And a duck (she was shitty at blowjobs)

 

by Benco
1-21-03
ANYWAY THERES NO BIG PROBLEM HERE, I JUST HAVE TO SPEND LOTS OF MY MONEY ON STUPID ABORTION
SHE WANTS TO HAVE ONE
Fish punch her in the gut
FUNK GOOD IDEA
It's easy and affordable!

 

by Benco
1-21-03
IS IT THAT UNLIKELY THAT IVE FOUND TRUE LOVE
At seventeen? After sixteen years of sociopathy, homo/bisexuality, incest and paedophilia?
YES
YEAH BUT ALSO YOU'RE FISH
WHY NOT IVE HAD LIKE 900 GIRLFRIENDS
GIRL BEING THE OPERATIVE SYLLABLE

 

by Benco
1-26-03
KRACKEN IS HOT?
I'D DO HER
ditto
I'D DO HER
I'D DO HER
I'VE DONE HER

 

by Benco
1-27-03
Has mmora spawned yet?
NO
Man, if they have to do a c-section they'll need a chainsaw
AND EVEN THEN:"WHAT!! THERE IS NO BABY HERE!!"
"DID YOU EAT A WHOLE CHICKEN MISS MORA???"
Maybe she just leaned against a baby once and it got lost in the folds of her fat and that's how it's showing up

 

by Benco
1-27-03
AWHILE AGO MMORA POSTED SONOGRAM PICS AND THERE WAS NO BABY THERE!
IT LOOKED LIKE NEIL ARMSTRONG WALKING ON THE MOON IF YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE 'MAGIC EYE'
http://makeashorterlink.com/?S50221C33
BUT LOOK AT THE TOP RIGHT FOR AWHILE
IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOON LANDING!
I THINK SHE ATE THE MOON :(

 

by Benco
1-27-03
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE IF YOU JUST PUT YOUR MIND TO IT, RYO. YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF
SO COULD YOU BUT YOU JUST SMOKE POT :(
I DONT JUST SMOKE POT SILLY I DO SPEED TOO
the speed's all gone :(

 

by Benco
1-27-03
they say drugs are all bad and shit
but they can actually AID with the creative side of the brain
its just things such as MATH and SCIENCE that you get RETARDED IN

 

by Benco
1-27-03
WWW.AMANDAPLEASE.COM
THAT'S A TERRIBLE TIE-IN WEBSITE TO THAT AMANDA BYNES GIRL THAT HAS A VARIETY SHOW ON NICKELODEON
OH YEAH I SAW 5 MINUTES OF THAT ONCE AND SHIT MY PANTS
AND SHE OFTEN PLAYS THE CHARACTER OF HER OWN BIGGEST FAN, WHO OWNS THAT SITE
I GUESS YOU KINDA HAVE TO WHEN NOBODY LIKES YOU

 

by Benco
1-27-03
ONCE DEX TRIED TO TELL ME ABOUT HOW GOOD THE MOVIE 'GOOD BURGER' IS
WELL IT DOES HAVE "GOOD" IN THE TITLE
POOR DEX =( HE HAS ALL THE WRONG OPINIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING
YEAH HE'LL BE DEAD SOON
HE WAS PROBABLY DROPPED ON HIS HEAD
A LOT

 

by Benco
1-27-03
WIZ AND EXO ARE ARGUING AGAIN
IT'S A RELATIONSHIP OF love and HATE
AND STUPID
"[wizdom] Alright, fine. I declare any of my efforts related to this DoZ to be void, inclusive of the penalty ruling, any errors and ommissions in the rule set and any mistaken revelations."
I sure hope this means "I'LL SHUT UP NOW" but he never does :(

 

by Benco
1-27-03
I WANT TO WRITE A SONG BUT I NEED MORE POT
RY0 YOU CAN GET HIGH ON LIFE WITH JESUS
I'M KIND OF IMMUNE TO JESUS :(
OH
WELL WHY DON'T YOU TRY CRACK

 

by Benco
1-27-03
"[sormaz] I am a black. Go away AZNs. They are f*cking retards."
I NEVER SAID THAT
ZAMROS OF COURSE NOT SORMAZ DID

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