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by possums
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Welease Woger!

 

by possums
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
We do her.
I'm so anime!

 

by possums
4-06-04
About the "slightly inhabitable" environment...
Excuse me... do you know what happened to all the oxygen around here?
Oxy... what?
At a restaurant...
This is pretty good for dead rat!
That's the clam chowder...
Asking for directions...
How does one get to the corner of daed bum and west hobo?

 

by possums
4-06-04
Raining Blood
LAINING BROOD!!! Flom a racelated sky!
Breeding it's hollol... cleating destluction now I sharr leign in brood!
Angel of Death
Angerr of Deff! Monalch to the kingdom of the ded!
Infamous! Buthell! ANGERR OF DEATH!!!
War Ensemble
SPOLT THE WALLL!!!! WALL SUPPOLT!!!
THE SPOLT IS WAL! TOTAR WAL! WHEN VICTLY'S LEARRY MASACLE! THE FINAR SWING IS NOT A DLILL, I'TS HOW MANY PEOPRE I CAN KIRR!!

 

by possums
4-06-04
RHAPSODY!
RHAPSODY!
RHAPSODY!
RHAPSODY!
RHAPSODY!
RHAPSODY!

 

by possums
4-06-04
We're in the future.
*hump hump hump*
Ooh yes! YES!!

 

by possums
4-07-04
...and we're ready to record in three... two... one... go!
Unh! Hey! Hey..... Hey man! Turn my muthafuckin' headphones up!
I'm serious, man, I can't hear out of my left ear! Turn my muthafuckin' headphones up!

 

by possums
4-07-04
WHAAAATS LOVE GOT TO DOO WITH IT, GOT TO DOOO WITH IT?!!
Well, Ms. Turner, considering that you're in marriage counseling, it has quite a bit to do with it.

 

by possums
4-07-04
Flippot the Agriastic Mongo was skip, skip, skipping along when all of a sudden he ran into a cave.
I am in a cave!
He could smell the smelly smell of something.... smelly.
It smells like butt in here.
Just then, Miggo-Miggo, the Grapptoot appeared!
Hey! It's you! Miggo-Miggo!
BLEEEEDOT!!!

 

by possums
4-07-04
Flippot l'Agriastic Mongo Žtait saut, saut, sautant le long quand toute la soudain il a fonctionnŽ dans une caverne.
Je suis dans une caverne!
Il pourrait sentir smelly l'odeur de quelque chose.... smelly.
Il sent comme le bout dedans ici.
Juste puis, Miggo-Miggo, le Grapptoot est apparu!
Ah! C'est vous! Miggo-Miggo!
BLEEDOT!!!

 

by possums
4-07-04
Flippot et Miggo-Miggo Žtaient libres pour sauter le saut de saut partout o ils ont satisfait sans souci.
BLEEDOT!!!
C'est le plus passionnant!
Ils ont sautŽ plus d'ˆ la fort de Hodingee sur les pŽriphŽries du pont de Gliggoneengo.
BLEEDOT!!!!
C'est le plus passionnant!
Ils Žtaient les plus heureux.
BLEEEEEEEEDOTTTT!!!!
Je suis le plus heureux.

 

by possums
4-07-04
Soudainement, Flippot et Miggo-Miggo Žtaient sur la lune.
Je suis plus heureux!
BLEEEDOT!!!
Ils ont jouŽ autour jusqu'ˆ la fin du temps.
HOORAY!!!
BLEEDOT!!
FIN.
FIN.

 

by possums
4-09-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmmm....
This is Aphrodite. We do her.
Hiya, Lenny!!!

 

by possums
4-12-04
Hi. I'm Max. I'm a real life guy.
It's true. He's a real guy.
*Where IS that fish?
Have you ever seen "Monty Python and the Meaning of Life?" Think about it... the meaning of life has to be fish. It's an ongoing theme, as acted out by this guy here.
EEEEEET!!! EEEEET!!!!*
Hi. I'm Max. I'm a real life guy. And now you know the meaning of life.
Gubble, gubble.

 

by possums
4-12-04
On Home Improvement...
Well, today, we're going to learn how to hook up a blender using only power cords and-
a-DID SOMEBODY SAY POWER CHORDS!?!?!?!
Agh! It's the guy from Twisted Sister!
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! WE 'AINT GONNA TAAKE IT!!!
MEEEDALAMEEW!!! meedalaeeeew!
WAH WAH (wikka wikka) WAH WAH (wikka wikka)

 

by possums
4-12-04
HOLLA. MY NAME ARE IS THE DONKEY.
SOMETIMES, I ARE WONDER WHAT IS BE THE REASON WE IS HERE. WHY A ME? WHY A YOU?
WHAT AM BE THE MEANING OF LIFE? WELL....
BREIFCASE BRIEFCASE NANA NANA BRIEFCASE!!
BRIEFCASE BRIEFCASE NANA NANA BRIEFCASE!!!

 

by possums
4-12-04
Gleet. I'm Mark. I'm smart?
Anyway, the meaning of life is ninjas. Easy. I mean, when you see ninjas, don't just feel all warm and clarivoyant inside?
Ahh! Metal grating!

 

by possums
4-13-04
It's good to see Pauly Shore take on something a little lighter for a change, and casting Ernest Borgnine as the love interest was a stroke of brilliance.
Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by possums
4-13-04
Somewhere in senic New Jersey...
HOLLA, TOBOR.
RAAR! THIS IS YOU JERKING OFF! LOOK HOW TINY YOUR PENIS IS!!!
*wank, wank*
HADOKEN!!!
RAAR! TOBOR GOT DONKEY PUNCHED!!!

 

by possums
4-13-04
But this is a seeing-eye cat!
I'm going to be reenacting The Passion on board.
Yo.

 

by possums
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
YOU MUST DIE A SLOW AND NIPPLEY DEATH!!!! BRAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

by possums
4-17-04
Drive faster, Lamaar! We're gonna miss the big hooplah if you keep driving like FDR! You don't have polio, do you?
Nome, madam. 'Aint got no diseases. None.
Pedal to the medal, coonface!
Aww, thas it!
CRACKA ASS CRACKA! I hope you burn down 'dere wif Adolf Hitler an' Joseff Stalin! Pasty-ass bitch!

 

by possums
4-17-04
Dr. Erecter, we're so close to Antelope Andy that we can taste it. Why do you need my personal information?
No questions, Caprice! Tell me... what was that sound you heard when you were young?
The sounds... screaming... of pigs.
Interesting...
I didn't know the Bush administration lived on your farm!

 

by possums
4-19-04
Oh.
You want know meaning of rife?
Fie dolla.
Fie dolla.

 

by possums
4-19-04
I guess I can't Don Vito for his actions... he didn't know I have gills.
But... how am I supposed to get any down here in the Japanese Ocean?
Fie dolla.

 

by possums
4-19-04
I guess I can't blame Don Vito for his actions... he didn't know I have gills.
But... how am I supposed to get any down here in the Japanese Ocean?
Fie dolla.

 

by possums
4-20-04
Five dollars, huh?
Ya, thas right. Fie dolla. I do annyfing you want.
Anything, huh?
Annyfing.
Get me the fuck out of here!

 

by possums
4-20-04
Cecilia, I think I'm falling for you.
Oh that bad. You shouldn't faww fo plostitute.
Besiz... I prey for many big fish. I bound to-
I'M BACK FROM THE HENTAI CONVENTION!!!!

 

by possums
4-20-04
What was that? Did you say something about fava beans?
Why yes, I am a size 14, why do you ask?
Nice hockey mask, bozo!

 

by possums
4-20-04
Ceciria! We nee money REAR BAD! We out food!
I get some.
Hey, gurror! You have food fo' Chinee restaraunt?
Well....
My dog is dead?

 

by possums
4-20-04
Ceciria! We nee money REAR BAD! We out food!
I get some.
Hey, gurror! You have food fo' Chinee restaraunt?
Well....
Not Mush Rater...
My dog is dead?

 

by possums
4-20-04
At a church potluck...
This is some great fish and chips!
I'd like a second helping of fish and chips, please.
Sorry, I'm just the Fish Friar. That down there is the Chip Monk.

 

by possums
4-22-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Ah! There's my vis- GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
HAW HAW HAW. ME AM DOG ON BALL. YOU AM PISSER!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!

 

by possums
4-22-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Ah! There's my vis- GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
COME ON, GIRLTH! Kick those legths!

 

by possums
4-23-04
o/ HORRY JESUS, HEE OUR SONG. o/
o/ SOMFING SOMFING SAAAATAN.o/
Horry shit, Ceciria! This prace is verr spookeh.
I herr dat. I hope some muddafucka don't kirr us.
Oh yah. Dis one is mah favorite.
Noonie, you verr smart.

 

by possums
4-23-04
Mmmm.... fava beans.

 

by possums
4-23-04
Hi widdo doggee! I can give you a haiwcut foww onwy five cents!
Five cents? That's pretty friggin' good. Can I get a perm? A Kevin Keegan's Perm?
Soonfully...
Thew you go! Aww done!
OH MY GOD!!! I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN!!! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!! BAAAAAHHHH!!!!
My dog is dead?

 

by possums
4-24-04
Crotheseus! You've been playing video games for too long, and now it's time to pray to Jesus and that other guy.
Mom, have you ever played Street Fighter?
No, why?
HADOKEN!!!!

 

by possums
4-24-04
We're playing an assramming sim.
That's gay.

 

by possums
4-24-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Wait... how the heck did I get here?!
EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!

 

by possums
4-24-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Time to turn on the ligh- what the...
SEÑOR!!! SEÑOR!!! The antelope, he's flaying the Pope! We must run away, there is no hope!

 

by possums
4-26-04
How I long to be outside... class is only a few hours longer....
I'll be out soon. I'll just answer all the questions and things will go faster.
Exotor! Please answer the question!
What is Cat O' Nine Tails?
Correct!

 

by possums
4-26-04
So what ya up to, Para, my man?
Sorry Charlie. Can't talk. Clowns.
Clowns? Come on. The last time clowns were here were at Mike's birthday party, and I swear he didn't mean to stuff that balloon poodle down your throat.
Well, I guess....
So is that project due?
Ah, how this reminds me of "Psycho."

 

by possums
4-26-04
What now?
Aiieee! I just saw a clown! I swear. We have to look something up on the internet!
They Internecize!
Well, actually, my clownomiter shows no readings of any clowns.
Eh... I still feel that evil clown presence...
Well, we DO work at Halliburton...
Oh yeah.

 

by possums
4-26-04
Look, Mr. Cheyney. I think I really need to take the day off. There are clowns ever-
Stop right there, commie bastard! I bet you think you're pretty cute, trying to get of work! Well now you'll work overtime!
But sir-
No, buts, Khapowski! Get down to your office, PRONTO!
In Dick's closet...
Little does he know that the clown that has been stalking him is me! Mwahaha- Oomph! Heart attack!

 

by possums
4-26-04
...and then Clementine breaks up with Joel which really makes him feel like poop so he sits in his car and bangs his head on the steering wheel! Then-
CHARLAY. SHUT UP FO' SECOND.
Mr. Bunnah, I j-j-j--jjust-
J-J-JJ-JJ--JUST SHUT DA HELL UP, *COUGH* MAN.
But really, I was just getting to-
YOU 'AINT GETTIN' NONE A' MIRAMAX'S MONAH. NOW GET OUTTA HERE BEFO' I BLOW YOU ASS WIT' A SHET GUNN!

 

by possums
4-27-04
Mother! I must slay the beast within the cave of Ghobbledee-Gook!
Er.... that's a bad idea. Haven't you seen Rapacious Anime Demons 6?
If I do not watch such things! Now I must go.
If you insist. Bring a chastity belt.
Be back for dinner, La Blue Girl!

 

by possums
4-27-04
We're here at the first annual straw eating competition. Jorgen Jorgeson is on his second to last straw.
This guy better not win....
Oh! And there he goes! Look at the long red and white stick going down his throat! HE'S SAAAAAAAAAAFE.
GOD DAMN IT!!!!
That's the last straw! OW! OW!

 

by possums
4-27-04
Do you challenge me, tasty monkey? I shall dry you like a prune!
Please allow me to suit into GIANT ROBOT MODE!!!!!! MEGA X-THING ENGAGE!!!!!
I SHALL FIGHT YOU WITH MY ENDEARING STRENGTH!!!!
PLEASE EAT MY ARCHAIC SWEAT!!!!!
That's the last straw! OW! OW!

 

by possums
4-27-04
Well, the Bush Administration has done nothing but good today. Although stock has gone down, we place the blame on Sweden.
And a shocking new discovery: there's a new substance killing people as it pleases... and it may be what you're having for dinner!
That's the last straw! OW! OW!

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