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by NooniePuuBunny
4-23-04
You aint so scary! My grandma's feet are scarier than you!
You want to see scary? I'll show you scary!
Bring it on, Satan-boy!
*giggle* would you like some cookies?
YAAAAGH! IT BURNS!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-24-04
Thats right kiddies... Harry Potter's world is at your fingertips! You can work magic too, ya know!
In fact...Let me show you some friends of mine that will show you how to work magic just like harry potter!
All you have to do to fly on brooms and make magic happen is... WORSHIP SATAN! 666! Satan loves you!!!
SELL YOUR SOUL TO HARRY POTTER! GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY FOR PRODUCTS THAT WILL BRAINWASH YOU! BWAHAHAHA!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-25-04
Children, your science teacher died unexpectedly...so for the rest of the year, your science teacher will be Bill Nye!
Class... Today we will learn about gravity... and we're going to do a little experiment to illustrate it...
*groan*
...so grab some furniture and meet me on the roof in five minutes!
YAAAAAAAY!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-25-04
baaa?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-25-04
*sigh* this sucks... no one believes in pixies anymore...
I know... Being a closet monster is no picnic either...once people reach the age of 7, thats it...
Oh well...wanna screw?
You bet! *slurp*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-26-04
Stop me if you've heard this one....
Why did the chicken cross the freeway during rush-hour?
...
To show the duck he had guts!
Fuck you.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-27-04
1.
That was your wife? I mistook her for a cow.
2.
What a cute little chicken. I wonder where the eggs are supposed to come out...
3.
You're not still angry with me for hooking your wife up to the milking machine, are you?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-28-04
There's something missing in your recitation of the alphabet, Suzie. You forgot the "P".
NO I DIDN'T! ITS RUNNING DOWN MY LEG!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-28-04
In recent news, tragedy has befell a small family whose 2 year old daughter was crushed by a falling obese goat....
...but more importantly, one of the cast of "American Idol" stuck a french fry up his nose!
That's the last straw! OW! OW!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-29-04
Congrats! You have won CC 241!
...how the hell?! I never win anything!
Aha! Its me! Time to go home!
Ahh..so it WAS a sign of the apocalypse!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-30-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
CARE TO FIND OUT?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-30-04
Arent the animals in this field so gosh darn cute?
Oh yes...very cute....
In fact if I see another freaking cute little animal, I'm going to twist its cute little head and break its cute little neck.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-30-04
BOOOGAH BOOGAH!
YAAAGH!
Gotcha! How was THAT for scary?
DUDE! Cool costume! I didn't even recognize you.
So... Was it really that scary?
Lets put it this way: I just christened my new underwear.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-01-04
What you did today was in direct violation of my strict orders!
But Empress! I tried to do what was best for the objective!!
Silence! I have already decided your fate! You will go to meet "Mr. Schnookums". GUARDS! TAKE HIM AWAY!
NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!!
waaagh!
AAAAAAGH! THE HORROR!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-02-04
This is possibly the best beef stew I've ever had!
I'm glad you liked it so much, Sir!
Do you know what cut the chef used?
At Alfanso's, you can be sure that it is the best quality available.
Meanwhile....
So, do you remember where you were exactly when you accidentally chopped up your penis?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-04-04
Hello there! I'm Timmy the Tampon!
I'm here to sing a very special song for all of you!
"Bleed on me...When you're not strong...And I'll be your friend...I'll help you caaary oooon..."

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-05-04
I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
And we love you too...
YAAAAAAAGH!
...on fire!
OH FUCK YOU!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-05-04
All right class! Today we're going to learn what kind of tanks they used to blow the crap out of each other in World War II.
So I took the liberty to build a scale model of a WWII tank. It even shoots! Watch!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-06-04
Satan talks to me through my little toe. He tells me to kill.
Mmkay...I'm gonna go over there while you're having that moment. Way WAY over there...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-07-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
So what are you into?
Wearing women's underwear! I usually swipe my mom's thong and wear it around the house. I'm wearing it right now in fact. Wanna see?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-07-04
Having male friends when you're a girl is great! You can talk about the most interesting subjects...
...I have a male friend who I found out has so much in common with me. We both like video games, slasher movies, anime...
...heck! We can even discuss what kind of panties we both like to wear!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-09-04
That was some party last night.
Yeah...I got drunk last night for the very first time!
Everyone was so wasted...
I know what you mean! When I woke up, I was in a little red thong beside 2 guys I didn't even know...
Wait a minute... that was YOU!?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-12-04
Timmy the Tampon here again! Remember: A tampon is not a sutable substitute for a pocket rocket!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-12-04
Hey! You want this jumbo bag of speed I just found?
Allright!
Dont do drugs. You'll blow your mind and set squirrels on fire.
cheee!
DUDE! My head exploded!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-12-04
At Disney on Ice...
Snowcones! Ten Dollars!
Ten bucks for a lousy snowcone? Go to hell!
Yagh!
Snowcones! Ten dollars!
Ten bucks for a lousy snowcone?! I really must talk to Walt about this. I knew I shouldn't have bought his soul for that kind of power...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-13-04
Check this baby out!
DUDE! That new butcher's knife is killer!
Yeah! And you know what the best part is? It came out of HITLER'S ASS!
Yeah thats really cool-- HITLER'S ASS?!
Yep! I just fed him some sheet metal and a wooden handle, and he shit out this shiny new butcher's knife!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-13-04
1.
Sooo...How do you feel about oral?
2.
Just promise me you won't laugh.
3.
You will? Sweet! I didn't think that line would work!!! Man, you are so gullable!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-13-04
HITLER'S ASS isn't going to generate random fucked up objects by itself!
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about?
We feed Hitler gravitrons, and he SHITS out stuff we can use! Its how YOU were born!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-13-04
I'm so happy to be part of this comic!!
You know where I get the ideas for these comics? They come out of HITLER'S ASS!
Thats great, and... HITLER'S ASS?!
Yep! I feed him all the sprites and the vocabulary, and he SHITS out the comic ideas. So...whaddaya think about my comics?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-14-04
Cecilia. Let me just say that it has been a great time working with you!
Yes, Claudine, it has been great for me as well.
And the best part is we have come from HITLER'S ASS!
Yes its grea-- HITLER'S ASS?!
Yep! We fed him some gif files and he SHIT us out!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-17-04
*dingle dingle dingle*
The first one to shoot the tires out of that damned ice cream truck gets $5!
Noonie: Can we keep the money that we find in the truck after we raid it?
Dagmar: I wish someone would. That damn music is driving me crazy!
Dane: Free Ice Cream!
Blake: Save some ice cream for me.
David: I'll get the rocket launcher!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-18-04
I need fruit for my experiment, and you can't even go and get the right kind?! I mean, what is wrong with you?!!! I asked for actual vegetation, NOT 5 GAY MEN!
Hmm...I wonder what Hitler would do in this situation
blah blah blah blah you idiot blah blah blah blah blah
HRRRGH!
DEAR GOD MAN! YOU JUST SHIT A PINAPPLE! Wait a minute... You had pineapples in your anus and didn't tell me?!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-19-04
1. Last day of your life
You will?! HAHA! I've still got it! He owes me $10. Seriously, can you believe he said I couldn't get you in bed with me?
2. Also the last day of your life
Damn, they were right when they said it smelled, but man! Your crotch smells like Joey's Fish Market in the summer heat!
3. Hope you have insurance!
I really hope you like beef jerky, cuz I really want you to jerk my beef.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-20-04
I love the corn festival!
Yes! It is most favorable of all!
I can't believe how much corn I ate!
Best of all, corn contains much colon friendly fiber!
Yes! Tomarrow our colons will be smiling in their places with bright shiny faces!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-23-04
FIRE IN THE HOLE!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-24-04
I'''M GNNA HIT J00 WIT MY B8IG STICK!!!11
NUH UH! i AM GONNA SHOVE THIS AIRPLANE UP J00R SMELLY CHICKEN A$$!
YAH! SHOVE THE AIRPLANE UP HIS ASS!!!!11
TURN IT SIDEWAYS, UNKLE TOOTHGNIP!112!!
OMG! J00 SHOVED THE PLANE UP MY A$$!!!11 NOW WERE ARE WE GOING 2 STAND NOW?!
FUCK!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-25-04
I accidentally walked into the Ladies room at the gas station, got sprayed in the face with mace, tripped over an entire display of soda, slipped and fell on a police officer and got thrown in here...
Could this day possibly get any worse?!!
You've got a pretty ass. Bend over!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-26-04
Hello! I am HITLER'S ASS!
...and I am a sorrowful stick man thing with a box for a body!
People feed HITLER stuff to eat, and I SHIT OUT everything!
I feel like shit!
Of course you do! You came out of ME!
GOD! PUT AN END TO MY LIFE NOW!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-26-04
OMG! Its Noonie's 400th comic and no one told me?! We should do something nice for her.
Big fat whoop.
But! She is the author of our comic. The one who pays us. And I'll tell her you didn't care.
Fine fine. We'll throw a weenie roast for her...
...
...Meaning you don't tell her jack diddly or I'll set your oversized crotch on fire!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-28-04
La de de dah...
Honey! What is taking you so long? I'm dying from the anticipation!
Just a minute more, Dirk darling!! I'm almost done getting into that brand new outfit for you. You'll just DIE when you see it!
TA DA! So what do you think? Isn't this kimono just too much?!
Oh wow! That IS very sexy. Bob baby, you really put the "gay" in "geisha"!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-29-04
Will the cars ever stop coming so I can actually pull out?! Geez. Where did all this freaking traffic come from?!
Thats very simple, Mommy. It came out of HITLER'S ASS!! They fed him a bunch of car parts and he SHIT OUT this awful traffic.
Hitler has been dead for a long time. How could he possibly be shitting out all of this traffic?
Its strange actually. The nazis came up with a containment box that could save human tissue codenamed "Pandora" and after his death...
You dont mean...
Yep. They saved Hitler's ass.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
5-30-04
The reason that women are so evil during their period is a combination of several factors...
Cramps from muscle spasms around the uterus increases the sensitivity of a woman to emotional stresses...
...AND the fact that you can't exactly mastrubate when your crotch is gushing out a gooey blood mixture.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-01-04
OMG OMG OMG!!! We're trapped down here!!
Just calm down! At least we didnt get hit by that cave in!
Whaddarwe gonna do?! I mean, this small opening couldn't possibly hold enough air for us!!
If we keep calm, we should have enough air for a good 7 hours. That'll be enough time for the others to get help.
...But I just farted.
We are so fucked.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-01-04
The air is getting stuffy! We need to dig out NOW!
Nonsense. We should conserve our energy and wait patiently.
Besides, most of those boulders are much too big for even the both of us to move.
Did I mention I had fried onions, beans, and broccoli yesterday?
DIG! DIG! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU GAS US TO DEATH!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-01-04
I'm getting hungry.
There's some canned food in the backpack.
On second thought, I don't think it'll be a good idea for me to eat.
why not?
All thats here is beeny weenies and chili.
Oh fuck.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
It was just a normal day. Noonie went on Stripcreator as usual...
Hmm... How odd. No one has made a comic on here since I checked yesterday. Oh well. I'll see who's on the forums.
Hey Mikey! Thanks for the shiny new rating!
...or so she thought.
Guess he didn't hear me. Must be busy. I'll bug him later.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
Hey DX! Do you know whats going on?! Everyone is so quiet today... Its weird.
You should join us. Then we can have lots of fun together.
?! What in the name of... OH DEAR GOD!
ASSIMILATE WITH ME!
AAAAAIIYEEEEEE!
Every damn time I try...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
Oh thank goodness! I've finally found a normal person!!
SSO MISS NOONIE! YOU IS FAN OF...
...SAID BACON?!!!
AIIIYEEEEEEEE!
Hmm. I guess she's on a diet. More for me then...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
Must.. stay.. calm.... Must.. think.. in.. tone.. like... William... Shatner!
EEP!
!!!!
Oh, thank God its you, Biped! Finally! A normal person.
Would you care to rephrase that?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
This place is crawling with deamon-possesed vampires. I'll take the lead and you watch my back.
k.
!
I've watched your back for 10 minutes and yet it hasn't done anything. I feel very dissapointed.

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