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by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
Keep alert for anything unusual. *crinkle*
What was that?
I stepped on something. Lemmie pick it up.
Odd. It appears as though I've stepped on an unused condom.
Ribbed?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
I don't know what it is, but this place gives me the creeps.
Might be the fact that we're standing knee deep in human blood...
Nah!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
Why hello there!
AHA! Its you, Dracula! I bet you're behind the deamon possessed vampires!!
No no! You are mistaken! I've been reformed. Getting my ass whipped by the Belmont family generation after generation gets old.
So you didn't do it?
Of course not. Now I would rather spread love and happiness instead of trying to destroy humanity...
Why?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
Rargh!
OMG! They got Kaufman too!
Fang you very much for coming. I was dying for you to get here.
Now this site sucks worse than it did before!
RUN, BIPED, RUN! HURRY BEFORE HE PUNS US TO DEATH!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
AAAGH!
Oh no! In my haste to run from the death of a thousand puns, I forgot to make sure biped was with me!
They're dragging me down into the crypt with them! If you stay they'll get you too! I can't keep them down much longer! Hurry! Save yourself. Forget all about poor me...
Well if you insist...
AGH! Where's your sense of heroism?!! Dont you know that a hero never leaves anyone behind?!!! NOONIE COME BACK HERE AND SAVE ME! I'M TOO SEXY TO DIE!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
It seems my army of deamonic vampires hasn't gotten you yet. But that will soon change.
Simon Belmont?! But why are you doing this?! What made you do such a horrible deed?!
Dracula quit and left me and my family without a job. I now have to fill the evil villian role just to feed my kids!
Thats sad. But there are other hero gigs out there. In fact, I'm getting paid for this.
... Just for that you will die a thousand deaths, bitch!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-02-04
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NO STOP! GET AWAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The End....
Oh Thank God! It was just a dream! Sheez. No more reading comics before bed for me!
...or IS IT?!
Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-04-04
Do you like beef jerky? Cuz I'd really like you to jerk my beef.
Does pussy want big fishie?
Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy...
For the last time... I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-04-04
Coming to theatres near you...
OMG! You just didnt!
Like, yeah! I just did!
...two little preppy bitches in...
Well you can bring it on girlfriend...
...it has already been brought, biotch!
..."Flick Where Cheerleaders Fight and Talk About Their Perky Titties That Only Preps and Horny Males Will Watch"
Do you think my titties look perky in this?
OMG! LOL! Yah! That top is so cute on you!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-05-04
Thank goodness we've managed to dig an airhole.
Yes. Now I don't have to smell the horrendous stench of your foul anus anymore.
When I was digging I found something else.
Really? What?
OMG!!!11 GOAT SEXXXXX!!111
Maybe if I close my eyes I'll wake up from this horrid nightmarish existence...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-05-04
Man am I stuffed.
That was the best meal I've had in quite a while.
I feel kind of bad though. Isn't this kind of like cannibalism?
Don't be silly. I don't think he was even human. Besides, I think its the way he would have wanted to go.
How so?
Well, he was wearing a shirt that said "Eat Me."

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-06-04
Gah! Spankling! What is going on here?!
You know, I've been feeling...
...very very NOONIE!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!
AIIIIYEEEEE!
Playing hard to get? Hahah. She knows she wants me.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-06-04
EEEP! Someone's coming!!
Everyone's been turned into those...things!
Join us, Noonie! Join us!!!
I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!! DO YOU HEAR MEEE!?! NEVER!!!
Hmm. Guess she doesn't want to play strip poker with us...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-06-04
giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy
I said no, DX.
giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy
Get out of my room.
giggidy giggidy?
And take that silly makeup off the movie is over!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-07-04
I can't believe we get to be extras!!!
I know! My mom will be so proud!
The best part: We get paid for just standing here!
Yeah! And free coffee... I wonder what scene we'll show up in...
*CRUNCH*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-07-04
Sucky Sucky...
5 Dollah!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-09-04
Once there was an evil monster attacking a city...
Oh no! There is an evil monster attacking the city!
Roargh!
...but the evil monster was confronted by...The Power Rangers...
Oh no! I am being confronted by the Power Rangers!
I am a Power Ranger and I am now confronting you!
...but then the world exploded and everyone died. The End.
Now look what you did! I told you not to eat those 24,000 helpings of beans!
...but I love the way the fiber in beans gives me that "Get up and Go" feeling!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-09-04
Man. Guarding the artillery is so boring! Hey! Why don't we light our farts for fun?!
Minefield chart? You mean we weren't playing Tic Tac Toe?
I've spotted the enemy... HI ENEMY!!! WHASSUP?!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-11-04
I know what might cheer you up, Xenon.
Even though I know it will be futile, what is your idea?
Why not read a poem that will lift your spirits?
Oh very well. "I thought of dying, gazing into the black, seductive ice water, so glassy and so tranquil, I thought of dying, Death's bony embrace..."
I take it you're not feeling any better.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-11-04
I went to see the psychologist today.
Oh really? How'd it go?
I told him all about my thoughts feelings and childhood...
...and now he's helping you see past all of it?
No. Before I even got through my life story, he went into the back room and hung himself.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-12-04
OMG!!!11 STRIPMAKER IS TEH K00L!
TRIX OR TREAX!!
Have some damn candy and get the hell off my porch, ya hippie!
HE IZ TEH STARR OF THSI COMIXXX!!!11
TRIX OR TREAX!!!!!11
Have some pennies, you brain-damaged freak!
ADN I AM A GREEDYGUTZ!! OMG!!11 LOLOL!11
TRIX OR TREAX!!!11 ADN NO PENNEES THSI TIEM!!11!
Learn to spell and I might think about giving you some candy. Oh, and by the way, your "contest" blows.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-15-04
That onion looks like its stoned!
I was going for a bored garlic, but that'll do.
It looks like a stoned onion.
Well, if you smelled like onion all the time, how do you think you would you look?
Probably stoned.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-21-04
♫I like to stick things up my ass!♫
♫Things that give me lotz of gas!♫
♫Even things made out of brass!♫
♫I like the smell of fresh cut grasss!!♫
♫As I stick things-- YES! As I stick things...♫
♫As I stick things up my AAAAAASSSS!♫

 

by NooniePuuBunny
6-27-04
Love is in the air at StripCreator!
I love you!
I love you too!
Yessiree, hearts are on fire...
Your pine cones are so sexy!
I wish he'd stop fondling my branches...
...something is on fire at least.
How'd you like that, AIA?
YAAAAAAAGH! NOT FUNNY!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-01-04
Your sister Noonie scares me, Dagmar.
Scares you?
Yeah. I mean, I think she'd hurt me if I even looked at you crosseyed.
Bah. Nonsense! Noonie wouldn't hurt a fly!
Meanwhile...
BURN, FLY, BURN! MWAAHAHAHAHAH!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-14-04
OMG!!!111 J00 R SMELY LIEK PHISH!!!!111
OH YEA?!!!111 WHELL J00 SMEL LIEK TEH SHT TAHT KOMZ OUTTA TEH A$$ OF TEH PIG!!
WIAT! WE SHOODENT BEE PHITING!!! I LUV J000!
OMG!!!!11 TOOTHGNIP! TAEK MEH NOW!!!
5 minutes later...
Is it just me, or does that sound like a goat and a chicken having butt sex?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-21-04
Hey! <3
Hello sweetie! I can't wait to tell you something.
OMFG!!!!11 LETZ CYBER!!!!11 LOLOLOL! OMFG11!
What the hell?!
Gah! Sorry! I channeled an AOL user from the beyond again.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-21-04
I Shot the Sheriff
We found the distillery. There ain't nothin you can do about it.
Wanna bet, Sheriff?
*thud*
*blam*
...But I didn't shoot the deputy...
Nope. This'un choked on a donut.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-29-04
Man. I hate these pads. They bunch up and rip off hairs and it feels like I'm wearing a disgusting blood-soaked diaper.
Thats why I started using tampons. They're a tad uncomfortable, but its better than ruining your clothes.
Hmmm... Maybe I should try it...
One bathroom trip later...
See? Now doesn't that feel better?
No. Actually it feels like I've got a wad of cotton shoved up my crotch now.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-12-04
Stop messing with the thermostat.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-13-04
Look! Just because you dont like my damn comics doesn't mean you've gotta be a flaming asshole about it!
Yaaagh!
Now who was the flaming asshole?
Oh fuck you!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-13-04
This is partially a true story (except for the stuff I made up)
Once I was walking in the woods in Germany when I saw a huge box made of dead squirrels.
And all of a sudden it flew open and a huge ASS appeared in the sky. It started screaming "Mein Kartoffel ist schwer!!!" and I was all like "Fuck you too man!!"
Thats when I realized it was HITLER'S ASS, so I threw 70 severed penises at it. Then the ASS started SHITTING OUT Gary Coleman collector tins at me, so I chopped it in half with Hank, the hammer.
Blood, guts, and peices of Cory Feldman flew out of it as it screamed in its bloody death. Afterward, I sat under my bed with some nude pictures of Don Knotts and jacked off.
(I have anal sex with this hammer on a regular basis)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-13-04
RAAAR! N00NIE MANRAPE WITH STRAP-ON!!!
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-16-04
So, are you a fan of bacon?
HA HA!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU TALKING ABOUT?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-18-04
Would someone please tell me why I am standing in Hell with a snowman.
Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!
Oh please. That joke is so worn out. The snowman saying "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" was worn out by Noonie after she stole it from Dagmar's first comic.
Shut up bitch! I said "Suck my cock, you dildo!" The only thing thats gonna be worn out is your sweet ass after I give you my big frosty icicle!
Don't you think about killifying me, biatch.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-18-04
Guess how many things I've shoved up my ass today!
*blinks*
C'mon! Three guesses!
If Raymond doesn't get back here with that application for the entry level deamon position, I'm going to shove this asian girl up his ass...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-18-04

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-18-04
Trix or treax!
if u taek them inside their mice, if u taek em outside, their ratz.
Mah peniz lieks SHAMAN KING!
LOLOL!!!11 Faust is a guy frum shaman king!
OMG!!!11 DISQUALYFIED!
COPYRIGHT!!!1!!!!11!1

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-20-04
Why is it that when women have gooey crap coming out of their crotch, its called "Vaginal Discharge" but men call theirs "Jizz" and "Spunk" and "Cum". Ours sounds so boring.
Do me a little favor, would you?
What?
Shut up about your damn crotch already. We're all sick of hearing about it.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-23-04
Why does my crotch always smell like fish?
Its because of the magical sex fish fairy.
Magical sex fish fairy?!
Yeah! After you screw someone and go to sleep, the magical sex fish fairy comes down and trades your vaginal discharge and cum deposits for 5 minute sex with a fish.
You've been eating paint chips again, havent you.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-28-04
Everything is Fie Dollah.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
8-31-04
Umm, Miss Patricia, I have a question about what you needed me to do...
Dont bother asking. Just do whatever you think. If you have to ask me about it then there is no use in you doing it, now is there?
Later on...
Thats not what I wanted you to do.
But--
There is no excuse. Now if you were confused, you shoulda asked me. Noonie... Noonie... Are you paying attention?
!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-08-04
Our top story tonight is Hurricane Francis, which is now dumping water over most of Western North Carolina.
Most of North Canton and Clyde are now facing flooding from the Pigeon River. Our roving reporter Steve is on the scene now. Steve?
Thanks, Marla. Sir, could you explain how bad the flooding is right now?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-24-04
My coffee... Tis my sole true enjoyment in this world...
WELL IT WAS TILL SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FUCKING MUG!!!
... lost control... ahem. I'm fine now
... but as I was saying, I wish that anyone that has my mug, please return it, or...
She's foaming at the mouth! Hurry! Someone get the tranquilizer gun before she bites anyone!
I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-29-04
May I help you?
Yes, I'm here to help with a drapery problem.
I'm sorry. My employer will have to call you on that one. We thought you were going to come earlier to fix the curtains.
Oh thats quite all right...
I just didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-29-04
Noonie, go pick up that box over there...
Yes Ma'am.
...and while you're at it, take that trash can and empty it out, and redesign this form 30 times, and copy this book 26 times, brew me tea, and redesign that whole form again, it looks awful...
...and sweep the porch off, and vaccuum the facility, and I thought I told you to pick up that box! Are you even listening, Noonie?! And work faster!!! Pick up the dead leaves.. and PICK UP THAT BOX!
You know, Noonie, you really need to relax a bit more. You're shaking like a nervous wreck....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
9-29-04
So how was your day?
Lemmie put it to you this way, Mom...
Rough day at work?
Yeah. Its times like these that I can apply a Bible verse to...
"Slaves, obey your masters..."

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-02-04
This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus?
Whoah. Noonie, you dyed your hair!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-04-04
I really get tired of her damn cracks and her overbearingness. Its like she's pissed that she can't control every aspect of my life.
I know what you mean...
...
I mean, I have to live with her every day, 24/7. She doesn't even let me eat mice for Pete's sake!
This proves she's driving me nuts. I'm talking to the cat.
oops... uhm... Meow?

 

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by NooniePuuBunny
10-07-04
I have wonderful news...
You won't have to worry about deciding which girl to go out with to the prom because you'll be dead in a week!
Have a nice day!

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