I Need A New Job (or More Forgiving Boss)

Author: SilverPhoenix

Date: December 3, 2003

by SilverPhoenix
12-03-03
Welcome to Fried-Meat-On-A-Stick Shack, may I take your order?
Woooow! Are you REALLY a witch?
Yes. Now what would you like to order?
My mommy said the lady next door is a witch and that she's no good and stuff--
Why did I waste strike 2 on the guy with the big head?
--I think you're a nice witch but you aren't wearing pink so you aren't like the Glinda--