Maternal Meddling 2

Author: SilverPhoenix

Date: October 26, 2006

by SilverPhoenix
10-26-06
[Request for addresses of three people. Indicate loss of own address book.]
[Proceed to explain this process takes much effort and will return with info in a week.]
Next day...
[Explain addresses found on whitepages.com and announcements have been mailed. No further assistance needed.]
[Pretend incomprehension and continue tales of treks through the wilderness for addresses.]
One week later...
[Ask unrelated question and/or send picture of cats doing something cute.]
[Respond with alphebetized list of distant relatives and people you've never met.]