knockers 9

Author: dcomposed

Date: November 9, 2002

by dcomposed
11-09-02
*ring ring*
hello?
Yeah this is Henry at Big Ass Dildos for Big Asses, I'm calling to tell you that your anus size is too large for our dildos, you'll have to try somewhere else.
I seem to be getting that ugly bald guys personal phone calls. With this information who knows what I can acomplish?
*ring ring* I know you have my phone...
Oh no! It's ugly bald guy!